Thread 81576520 - /r9k/ [Archived: 794 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:43:04 PM No.81576520
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Do you consider yourself safe edgy
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:47:04 PM No.81576550
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flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2
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>>81576520 (OP)
my humor never developed past whatever picrel was
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:48:49 PM No.81576564
>>81576520 (OP)
>noooo you cant actually dislike me or you're an updooter
inferiority complex
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:50:11 PM No.81576576
No, I avow TND
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:57:23 PM No.81576631
not really. I have a lot of deep anti-semitic lore floating around my head
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:58:26 PM No.81576637
i don't like the guy but destiny is far from safe edgy.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:13 PM No.81576638
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>>81576520 (OP)
Let's just say that if I revealed 100% of my true power level to my female coworkers then I'd fired and possibly in jail. I'm a tad bit radical and the left side of things.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:51 PM No.81576642
>>81576520 (OP)
I am not edgy at all.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:16:20 PM No.81576796
>>81576520 (OP)
If rick and morty isn't edgy I don't know what is
Replies: >>81576867
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:17:12 PM No.81576804
say the n word should be on this
pajeet too
Replies: >>81577626
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:23:11 PM No.81576867
>>81576796
>christians bad
>terrorists bad
it's safe edgy
Replies: >>81576913
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:27:46 PM No.81576913
>>81576867
It's not when you live in a majority christian country.
Replies: >>81579972 >>81581969
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:28:44 PM No.81576925
>>81576520 (OP)
Well let's see
>r/196
Never heard of it
>Republicans are the real snowflakes
Doesn't sound like something i'd say
>Someordinarygamer
I do watch his videos from time to time
>Destiny
No.
>Ethan Klein
No.
>White haired anime vtuber
No idea who that is
>doge avatar with glasses
No idea who that is
>Ethnic jokes about european people
I make them
>Fuck Jeff Bezos
I do indeed dislike Jeff Bezos and never bought anything from Amazon
>Penguinz0
Casually watched a couple of his videos, don't particularly care for him
>r/dankmemes
Nope
>r/4chan
Nope
>femboys
Gay
>Be gay do crime
Wtf is that
>Pippa pipkin
I know of her but i never watched her video
>Asmongold
Again, casually stumbled upon his videos, don't particlarly care for him
>Rick and Morty
Dogshit
>Fucking weebs
Not big into anime but i have no hard feelings for weebs
>Terrorism bad
Terrorism is indeed bad, take for example the rogue terrorist state of israel
>Borat
Shitty unfunny movie

That makes it 4/20, how well did i do?
Replies: >>81577908
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:42:16 PM No.81577048
>>81576520 (OP)
I am the opposite. I don't have strong or spicy political views, but am entirely beyond how most humans think and behave. Whenever i drop the act and be honest with someone, and when they stop laughing and realise that i was serious, they either get scared, threaten me or tell me to get psychological help.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:49:40 PM No.81577099
>>81576520 (OP)
>Pippa
>safe edgy
Replies: >>81577119 >>81577137 >>81577141
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:52:03 PM No.81577119
>>81577099
r/4chan-tier humor
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:54:14 PM No.81577137
>>81577099
That bitch is a fraud fleecing Indonesians that want to feel naughtier than the typical HoloEn viewer
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:54:46 PM No.81577141
>>81577099
It's true. I don't like how fake it is.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:54:50 PM No.81577142
>>81576520 (OP)
No because I am very racist and am an avowed fascist. Safe edgy people are probably scared of me
Replies: >>81577203
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:00:12 PM No.81577203
>>81577142
More like cringe at you
Replies: >>81577259
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:05:43 PM No.81577259
>>81577203
Why should I take their opinion seriously? They are either gay leftists or leftists in denial, I do not like either
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:07:03 PM No.81577271
>>81577048
Tell me one opinion of yours that would make me tell you to get psychological help. Don't just fucking edge me like that.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:08:20 PM No.81577283
>>81576520 (OP)
I am completely emotionally sterile and apolitical in most situations - work, dating, etc. I keep my Professional voice on at all times. ChatGPT is more "spicy" than me. This is because seeing even a momentary flash of my power will strike a normalfag blind like they witnessed the glory of God.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:11:36 PM No.81577321
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>>81576520 (OP)
safe edgy people do not visit 4chan, maybe with the exception of President Trump General on /pol/
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:12:54 PM No.81577334
>>81577321
Trannies think 4chan is the chud website and chuds think 4chan is the tranny website
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:13:10 PM No.81577338
>>81576520 (OP)
You bet, we do a bit of tomfoolery
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:13:32 PM No.81577346
genetics
genetics
md5: a614caada69cd971fdc510237755eb2f🔍
these people will literally never discuss race and IQ
Replies: >>81577422
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:18:13 PM No.81577388
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>>81576520 (OP)
niggas really trying to gate keep being an edgy angst ridden underage loser? saying nigger faggot in and of itself isnt humor and never was.
>republicans are the real snowflakes
>ethnic jokes about europeans
>terrorism bad
i honestly cant tell if this pic is bait
Replies: >>81577580
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:19:20 PM No.81577400
Thats right if you want to be a true hard-core edgelord you have to vote republican.

You don't want to be some kind of gay tranny safe-edge Democrat do ya?

A real man always agrees with Donald Trump and acknowledges Israel's right to defend itself.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:21:36 PM No.81577421
i think my favorite on that starter pack has to be drops subtle hints at real identity
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:21:42 PM No.81577422
>>81577346
we've literally spent the last 80 years talking about it and how much of a shitty pseudo science both race and IQ are, but retards continue to pull the most out of context, straight up wrong, or dubiously sourced bullshit out of their ass to go "nuh uh look here" before being proving wrong and repeating.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:27:34 PM No.81577477
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>>81576520 (OP)
if i am so what? i dont care about anyone's validation. i can laugh at some pretty fucked up shit at times but im not a teenage retard who has to let everyone know how based and edgy i am and how i can totally watch live leak videos without flinching.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:40:25 PM No.81577580
>>81577388
Being unfunny is one things. Being a coward who pretends to not be is another. Safe Edge is just Honest lying.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:44:31 PM No.81577626
>>81576804
Nah the nword is still cool. Just look at all the squeakers that scream it in COD lobbys. Those are the real cool people.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:31 PM No.81577637
>>81577626
well how many times are you on it?
Replies: >>81577656
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:47:57 PM No.81577656
>>81577637
on dis dih? 24/7.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:07:58 PM No.81577863
>>81577271
I don't have a lot of opinions. I don't believe in morality or any notion of self restriction, i think cooperation is a form of slavery, i think violence is inherently amazing, i think that building settlemnts and developing agricultire was a mistake that made humanity become weak and enslaved, i think that all plants are not food and eat raw meat, i think that killing living thinhs is the most fulfilling action in the world, i constatly daydream about killing and torturing the people i am aroind just waiting for the momemt of oportunity when i can finally do so, i hate order and see chaos as the only way of living, i think that humanity needs to be culled to 1 billion humans to make the species great again, i want to drink blood straight oit the artery, i often see visions of the future and instructions on what to do which i follow, i think that matter is simply intricately folded space, which only "takes up space" because it is a knot of the plane.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:11:29 PM No.81577908
>>81576925
>4/20
DOOOD WEED LMAO XD
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:22:49 PM No.81578630
Why would you use 4chan's reddit when they ban you for almost anything there? The real deal is also a thousand times better.
Replies: >>81578753
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:25:02 PM No.81578651
>>81576520 (OP)
I'm a personality-less husk of a human who has no interests beyond noodling on a guitar and being sad
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:29:23 PM No.81578708
The things I say, when I am honest, genuinely upset and frighten people. They don't know how to react, and they can never argue cohesively against what I say outside of stammered rejections and ad-hominem deflections. I'm not "edgy", just cripplingly depressed since the age of 7, which has lead to my "inner world" being extremely bleak and pathetic, which is why I never reveal it.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:33:24 PM No.81578753
>>81578630
They're safe edgy and afraid of le spoopy 4chins
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:35:12 PM No.81578777
>>81576550
That shit's fucking hilarious though.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:37:04 PM No.81578799
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>loves Borat

Nigga, if you don't love Borat (2006) I don't want to know you. You don't know what humor is and we will never see eye to eye.
Replies: >>81578837 >>81579899
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:39:50 PM No.81578837
>>81578799
It's a shit movie for retards, Cohen is an unfunny hack
Replies: >>81579918
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:05:50 PM No.81579093
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>>81576520 (OP)
Politics is a waste of time
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:07:37 PM No.81579112
>>81576520 (OP)
That normocore shit counts as edgy now?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:11:02 PM No.81579153
>>81576520 (OP)
>r/196
tranny 17y/os
>republicans are the real snowflakes
republicans are either evil or so retarded they're functionally evil. democrats are either evil or just retarded enough to be ineffectual.
>h3h3
i got bored of him in around content cop
>vtuber
never got into it
>doge... something
stopped being funny in 2016
>ethnic jokes about ... english
i think i just insult people now
>femboys
i had a phase where i unironically went to drag shows because there were some really hot guys and i knew a guy who was really into it. don't know if most on the internet commit to it like that
>be gay do crime
i watched a 15 year old girl with this on her backpack cry after skinning her knee
>haha fuckin weebs
i mean, kinda? i genuinely don't like the losers who change their phone language to jp or wear demon slayer shit around town, but if you like the 4chan classics we can probably hang
>brownoid
maybe at some point i knew his name
>destroony
faggot with faggot lisp
>penguinz0
the real series was funny when it came out but the rest of his channel's just boring
streamers/yt personalities in general are friendship simulators for losers
>r/4chan
ew
>other vtuber
sorry, i got nothing
>asmongold
i had to yandex this guy lmao
>r/dankmemes
when i was 12
>rick and morty
i still watch it. season 8 is alright.
>loves borat
never seen it
a lot of this is just the kinda shit that kid who t-posed and sang the soviet anthem in class never grew out of. there's no edge here it's just annoying shit.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:16:46 PM No.81579205
>>81576520 (OP)
South park mentioned.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:53:00 PM No.81579633
>>81576520 (OP)
>no faggot ass Ryan reynolds/deadpool, peak redditor edgy
shit meme
Replies: >>81581147
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:14:00 AM No.81579899
>>81578799
>kazakhstan
look, nonny. i lost my virginity to a cute alt kazakh girl. most are 3-4/10 but the rare 10/10 who blends the middle eastern and east asian features well is divine
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:15:46 AM No.81579918
>>81578837
the unscripted parts of borat are the one thing he does thats funny
Replies: >>81579986
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:18:20 AM No.81579951
>>81576520 (OP)
im just not edgy at all its cringe as a whole.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:20:43 AM No.81579972
>>81576913
Fucking kill yourself dude
Faggot
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:22:14 AM No.81579986
>>81579918
*it's also very easy to make funny unscripted shit. it's just trial and error with different people and you not being overly obnoxious. zero talent on your part because the absurdity does 100% of the work.
Replies: >>81581783
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:25:19 AM No.81580015
>>81576520 (OP)
>ctrl+f
>nigger
>1 hit
I think 100% of internet is safe edgy at this point. It is insane how nigger became a magic word you can lose your job over.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:41:38 AM No.81580192
fult
fult
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>>81576520 (OP)
if this pic isnt satire it is almost certainly made by a 15 year old whos entire identity is being offensive in the most lazy way possible
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:01 AM No.81581147
>>81579633
>YOU'RE DISPARAGING MY VTUBER REEEEEE HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE MARVELSLOP
lolol
Replies: >>81581792
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:23:21 AM No.81581753
>>81576520 (OP)
I don't care how onions Rick and Morty is, I fucking love it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:26:55 AM No.81581769
wadsa
wadsa
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>>81576520 (OP)
right-wing fags will call it "safe edgy" until you joke about white people or domestic terrorism.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:28:52 AM No.81581783
>>81579986
>zero talent on your part
yet somehow (((matt walsh))) is painfully unfunny despite having the lowest hanging fruit to work with
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:30:04 AM No.81581792
>>81581147
>you werent acknowledging worthless reaction breadtubers so that must mean you like them
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:31:18 AM No.81581804
>>81576520 (OP)
I don't fit any of these.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:49:21 AM No.81581916
>>81576520 (OP)
This is incredibly poorly done lmao, this profile is completely contradictory or outdated
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:57:04 AM No.81581969
>>81576913
Modern christians let jews literally spit on them and still worship them. Yes you're safe edgy
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:59:24 AM No.81581997
Hot Chick
Hot Chick
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>>81576520 (OP)
OP's picrel is just humor unfunny youtubers use when making a 20 minute video about a slightly controversial twitter screenshot, my sense of humor can be considered edgy but if you unironically gloat about how "edgy and totally messed up" your sense of humor is you should grow the fuck up and stop being underage.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:30:07 AM No.81582208
Edgiest thing you can do? Praise Jesus and attend church.
Replies: >>81582382
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:31:45 AM No.81582215
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>>81576520 (OP)
i don't consider myself edgy or self edgy, i'm squishy.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:54:22 AM No.81582382
>>81582208
yuo are liek a little babby
watch this
I enjoy things
Replies: >>81582395 >>81582436
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:55:49 AM No.81582395
>>81582382
(((Thing))) shill detected. Who in the right mind could possible like things????? How much is ((((((Big Thing)))))) paying you to post here?
Replies: >>81582436
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:59:18 AM No.81582422
>>81576520 (OP)
No. Im dangerous edgy. If i were to reveal my full power level i would be arrested.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:00:52 AM No.81582436
>>81582382
based thing enjoyer
>>81582395
cringe thing disliker
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:08:51 AM No.81582479
>>81576520 (OP)
Thought I was until I got ostracized.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:16:08 AM No.81582518
>>81576520 (OP)
Give an example of "unsafe edgy" that isn't racism
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:16:28 AM No.81582519
>>81576520 (OP)
>r/196
don't know what that is
>republicans are the real snowflakes
politics is for fags
>h3h3
I watched him when I was 14 don't watch him anymore
>someordinarygamers
I watch him sometimes but mental outlaw usually covers the same topics better and earlier than he does
>destiny
don't watch him
>penguinz0
don't watch him
>gwar gura
don't watch him
>doge picture with a paint pallet
don't know what this is
>fuck Jeff Bezos
I dislike Jeff Bezos
>r/dankmemes
don't browse it
>r/4chan
don't browse it
>femboys
I'm not a faggot
>fuckin weebs
I am a weeb
>be gay do crime
is this a thing people say?
>asmongold
don't watch him
>Pippa pipkin
don't watch him
>rick and morty
never watched it
>terrorism bad
terrorism is bad, yeah
>borat
shit movie
Replies: >>81582548
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:21:26 AM No.81582548
>>81582519
You should give Rick and Morty a chance, it is very entertaining and well-written.