Thread 81576741

I will never experience romance or intimacy because I'm 34, wasted my whole life and it's over

What if you stopped masturbating for two months and stuck your dick in a torta?

>>81576754
HOW did you know about my masturbation habit and predilection for chubby latinas?

>>81576754
where do you even get a torta

>>81576741 (OP)
Just go buy a doll

It's over for us dawg

>>81578397
I'm not attracted to plastic though and it certainly won't feel like love

>>81576741 (OP) That's your choice.

https://youtube.com/shorts/OhKkgWYuVwU

>>81576754
>torta
Gross.

>>81576741 (OP)
Having prior experience doesn't matter. I lost my virginity when I was 16 and it didn't teach me anything. Dating would be the same for me now in my late 30s whether I had past experiences like that or not.

>>81578720
I don't think anyone really experiences romance past 30 I think is the point

>>81578676
It's a steak sandwich with beans and fried cheese brah it's delicious
>>81577353
The best I've had was from a Mexican food truck in the USF area. Came with a ton of fries for like 10 but it's probably more now.

>>81576741 (OP)

hahaha same

mid 30s kissed a girl in high school once otherwise handholdless virgin, no skills no charm no ability to flirt, kind of hate women

but i sure love jerkin off and feeling sorry for myself

>>81580898
>love jerkin off and feeling sorry for myself
sounds like me, I wish I could feel some hope though

>>81576741 (OP)
your life is just getting started buddy! you're 34 years young, just be confident and talk to girls. you will be swarming in pussy in no time.

>>81576741 (OP)
there's still hope anon, dont demoralize urself fren, WAGMI, im 31 years old and i'm tryna bring some change in positivity in my goon chud incel life, in hopes that i will become someone dateable and able to support a good woman