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Anonymous No.81577098 [Report] >>81577107 >>81577109 >>81577112 >>81577123 >>81577127 >>81577161 >>81577776
I look like this guy. Do girls like this?
Anonymous No.81577107 [Report]
>>81577098 (OP)
>I look like this guy
Because you are this guy
Anonymous No.81577109 [Report] >>81577122
>>81577098 (OP)
>Attempt Chad eye squint
>Look retarded instead
Tragic
Anonymous No.81577112 [Report]
>>81577098 (OP)
at least it's not the other three guys
Anonymous No.81577122 [Report]
>>81577109
Nah I know this guy. His eyelids are paralyzed
Anonymous No.81577123 [Report] >>81577635
>>81577098 (OP)
Why is "his" chin recessed
Why are his lips so thin
Anonymous No.81577127 [Report]
>>81577098 (OP)
As a fellow beardcel, it doesnt help unless its full.
Anonymous No.81577161 [Report] >>81577239
>>81577098 (OP)
I look almost exactly like him, but with a bigger nose and smaller cranium. No women ever show interest in me. I'm sorry, brother. Our phenotype is not desired.
Anonymous No.81577239 [Report] >>81577261 >>81577279
>>81577161
It's freeing somewhat. If you forgo women you can do whatever you want. You're dying alone anyways
Anonymous No.81577261 [Report] >>81577448
>>81577239
I am not dying alone. My height saves me, and along with finding a woman online, will give me all an oportunity for love.
Anonymous No.81577279 [Report]
>>81577239
You can never truly give up on women, I wish I could.

You have to be an arch chud or turboautist to genuinely forgo women.
Anonymous No.81577448 [Report] >>81577745
>>81577261
>no women show interest in me
>im not dying alone
hmmmm
Anonymous No.81577635 [Report]
>>81577123
ok now i feel bad
Anonymous No.81577745 [Report]
>>81577448
I will try to get a woman
Anonymous No.81577776 [Report] >>81577946
>>81577098 (OP)
You're like a shittier Christian Bale. Maybe transition to a shittier Patrick Bateman.
Anonymous No.81577946 [Report] >>81577965
>>81577776
how would one batemanmaxx
Anonymous No.81577965 [Report] >>81578079
>>81577946
Go to the gym and bulk first of all get a decent amount of muscle in your upper body then diet down to 11% body fat. Shave your facial hair. Your body will look great at that point and so will your face.
Anonymous No.81578079 [Report]
>>81577965
Don't forget to exfoliate your face