Thread 81577098 - /r9k/ [Archived: 825 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:49:39 PM No.81577098
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I look like this guy. Do girls like this?
Replies: >>81577107 >>81577109 >>81577112 >>81577123 >>81577127 >>81577161 >>81577776
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:50:41 PM No.81577107
>>81577098 (OP)
>I look like this guy
Because you are this guy
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:50:47 PM No.81577109
>>81577098 (OP)
>Attempt Chad eye squint
>Look retarded instead
Tragic
Replies: >>81577122
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:50:56 PM No.81577112
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>>81577098 (OP)
at least it's not the other three guys
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:52:09 PM No.81577122
>>81577109
Nah I know this guy. His eyelids are paralyzed
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:52:11 PM No.81577123
>>81577098 (OP)
Why is "his" chin recessed
Why are his lips so thin
Replies: >>81577635
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:52:41 PM No.81577127
>>81577098 (OP)
As a fellow beardcel, it doesnt help unless its full.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:56:51 PM No.81577161
>>81577098 (OP)
I look almost exactly like him, but with a bigger nose and smaller cranium. No women ever show interest in me. I'm sorry, brother. Our phenotype is not desired.
Replies: >>81577239
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:03:38 PM No.81577239
>>81577161
It's freeing somewhat. If you forgo women you can do whatever you want. You're dying alone anyways
Replies: >>81577261 >>81577279
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:05:53 PM No.81577261
>>81577239
I am not dying alone. My height saves me, and along with finding a woman online, will give me all an oportunity for love.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:08:05 PM No.81577279
chudda
chudda
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>>81577239
You can never truly give up on women, I wish I could.

You have to be an arch chud or turboautist to genuinely forgo women.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:24:50 PM No.81577448
>>81577261
>no women show interest in me
>im not dying alone
hmmmm
Replies: >>81577745
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:26 PM No.81577635
>>81577123
ok now i feel bad
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:57:24 PM No.81577745
>>81577448
I will try to get a woman
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:00:07 PM No.81577776
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>>81577098 (OP)
You're like a shittier Christian Bale. Maybe transition to a shittier Patrick Bateman.
Replies: >>81577946
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:41 PM No.81577946
supreme gentleman
supreme gentleman
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>>81577776
how would one batemanmaxx
Replies: >>81577965
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:00 PM No.81577965
>>81577946
Go to the gym and bulk first of all get a decent amount of muscle in your upper body then diet down to 11% body fat. Shave your facial hair. Your body will look great at that point and so will your face.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:27:50 PM No.81578079
>>81577965
Don't forget to exfoliate your face