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Anonymous No.81579142 >>81579152 >>81579161 >>81579244 >>81579297 >>81579351 >>81579408 >>81579415 >>81579455 >>81579630 >>81580294 >>81580823 >>81580859
ask a question, make it clear
see if fortune holds you dear
Anonymous No.81579152 >>81579158
>>81579142 (OP)
Is OP a fag?
Anonymous No.81579158
>>81579152
if being in men is what makes you gay
thats what my soul does every day
Anonymous No.81579161 >>81579226
>>81579142 (OP)
Will I find a lover when I East Asianmaxx?
Anonymous No.81579226
>>81579161
the stars dance in circles when you reach the pole
it's time, not place that will make you whole
Anonymous No.81579244 >>81579277
>>81579142 (OP)
a question about something i care
is not a thing asking i would dare
Anonymous No.81579277 >>81579425
>>81579244
a hand in fire may sizzle and burn
but right besides it we still return
in fate's hands you cast your lot
it's best to give the future thought
Anonymous No.81579297 >>81579345
>>81579142 (OP)
do you touch yourself at night
Anonymous No.81579345
>>81579297
that question, anon, is very crass
i'm a fortune teller not a piece of ass
Anonymous No.81579351 >>81579589
>>81579142 (OP)
Should I roll another blunt
Anonymous No.81579395 >>81579589
do I get a restaurant job or get back into construction?
Anonymous No.81579408 >>81579589
>>81579142 (OP)
Will i ever get the strength to do what need to be done?
Anonymous No.81579415 >>81579589
>>81579142 (OP)
I'm schizoid, the only people I care about are the ones in my head that I grew up with over the years.
Will I get to see them one day? Will I get to go home?
Anonymous No.81579425 >>81579589
>>81579277
your fortune reading could be right
a bad fate is all i have to fight
for all my adventures have been grim
my chances of success are slim
Anonymous No.81579455 >>81579589
>>81579142 (OP)
once i get isekaid into pokemon, should i rape hex maniac?
Anonymous No.81579584 >>81579847 >>81579850
How long will it take or what do I have to do for my string of misfortune to end. I don't think I can take much more.
Anonymous No.81579589 >>81579612 >>81579638 >>81579684
>>81579351
a day thats gained is a day that's rent
a day thats lost is a day that's spent
>>81579395
two hands today beat a hand on call
you should stand on your feet and make buildings stand tall
i see one hand in mortal danger
never treat your own body like that of a stranger.
>>81579408
strength is what you want, but not what you need
the vanity of character fills you with greed
within yourself there's leverage enough
to get through the things that are feeling so tough
look to what you have enough of for clues
and that is the only path out of the blues
>>81579415
the spirits in minds can make us revel
compare aqua vitae they're another level
the basest of truths in reality's kernel
we suffer for moments but love eternal.
>>81579425
as a conquerer or slave, our lot is transcribed
not ingredients, but flavor, to our lives we've imbibed.
the fruits of misfortune can be bitter or sour
better to love all the tastes than count down all the hours
>>81579455
such a statement veers too far away from the sky
the only fate of isekai i see is you die
Anonymous No.81579612
>>81579589
Mayuri my beloved...
Anonymous No.81579630 >>81579790
>>81579142 (OP)
is life worth living alone?
Anonymous No.81579638 >>81579790
>>81579589
>as a conquerer or slave, our lot is transcribed
>not ingredients, but flavor, to our lives we've imbibed.
>the fruits of misfortune can be bitter or sour
>better to love all the tastes than count down all the hours
so far, this very thing called flavor,
has not been pleasant to savor.
your fortune telling sounds like good advice,
a nice deed which i do indeed recognize
i am rather enjoying writing replies that rhyme,
and not replying in the same fashion would be a crime
Anonymous No.81579684 >>81579790
>>81579589
>i see one hand in mortal danger
that's essentially why I got out of it. hurt my knee at one job and almost fell to my death at another. I really hate the field but I'm good at it and feel it's the only way I'll make real money and become a man
Anonymous No.81579790 >>81580033
>>81579630
a lonely life is an empty stage
the lead makes soliloquys and sags with age
the final act hides from even me too see
but there isn't greater misery.
i can see your friend though, cloaked in gold
but this is all the stars have told.
>>81579638
the taste can sometimes make us sick
but it's a bit too hasty to discard it quick
a splash of poison is called a cure
and the path of water will make you pure
>>81579684
then from my place you seem accursed
abandon that post before you see the worst
i feel great danger alongside weath
you must weigh your treasure against your health
if you walk away, you'll walk for long
though poor, your body will remain strong.
Anonymous No.81579801 >>81579833
>ignored mine
its over...........
Anonymous No.81579833 >>81579847
all right, im tired.
that's enough fortunes for today
thank you all for coming
>>81579801
sorry. i wasnt trying to be rude.
i like mayuri too
Anonymous No.81579847 >>81579874
>>81579833
>>81579584
my bad luck even continues in to this thread
Anonymous No.81579850 >>81579881
>>81579584
oh wait frick im sorry anon. i legitimately just didnt see it im sorry. im out of mystic power now so i can't do it but i would fix it if i could
Anonymous No.81579874
>>81579847
you seem like a very special person anon. i literally couldnt perceive you while in the trance. i am not great at interpreting but you might be extremely hard for people to detect in general.
Anonymous No.81579881 >>81579936
>>81579850
That's it, this has pushed me over the edge.
I'm going to study magics and I'm coming after you, yes YOU (You)
You will be my first target
I'm making a deal with demons and/or devil(s) right NOW
After I take you down god is my next target
YOU MADE ME EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just a sad anon suffering a string of misfortune but this was the LAST STRAW
you
are
DONE
Anonymous No.81579936 >>81579971
>>81579881
you're certainly welcome to anon
im decently attuned but im not even close to as powerful as a demon so if you did you could probably inflict a serious nonlethal curse on me
but it think that would be ill advised for you.
i studied magic and it drove me insane and i was very resolute about not making pacts with the entities.
i don't know if you realize just how terrifying being damned is
Anonymous No.81579971 >>81580004
>>81579936
doesn't matter
I've got nothing to lose anon
you'd make a great sacrifice to test my new powers on
do you want to see it coming or just disappear in the blink of an eye?
Anonymous No.81580004 >>81580028
>>81579971
do as you will.
im not gonna be your professor on magic or anything but all sacrifices are immaterial because they are used for immaterial purposes.
Anonymous No.81580028 >>81580075
>>81580004
I'll make you suffer like I've suffered anon, for mocking my plight
And then after you've reached the same point as I have I'll let you decide if you want to keep going or be CRUSHED
Anonymous No.81580033 >>81580075
>>81579790
>the taste can sometimes make us sick
>but it's a bit too hasty to discard it quick
>a splash of poison is called a cure
>and the path of water will make you pure
calling it a hasty move would be unfair,
as i have been many times out of my lair
just to find injustice, solitude and despair
my heart is already too broken for repair
for i am just a person, desperate for bliss
with nothing left to try, but jump into the abyss
Anonymous No.81580075 >>81580114
>>81580028
im not mocking you. i was legitimately trying to be helpful. sorry.
>>81580033
maybe the path of water will help? i dont know what that means now that im not in the prophetic state, but it might be important.
Anonymous No.81580114 >>81580143
>>81580075
>maybe the path of water will help?
HEY WHERE DID MY RHYMES GO
Anonymous No.81580143 >>81580255
>>81580114
i have to use rhyming as a tool to connect threads of fate when i'm doing divination. it's not how i talk all them time, sorry. i just stopped rhyming cause im tired. i cant really say what i want to when im doing prophecy i just become an empty vessel
Anonymous No.81580255 >>81580316
>>81580143
>it's not how i talk all them time, sorry
NOOOOOOOOO
its okay though OP thank you for replying to me. i'm just a very sad person, i don't plan on killing myself or anything, i'm just tired. what is the path of water, if you don't mind me asking?
Anonymous No.81580294
>>81579142 (OP)
should i still hold onto my love for her
knowing we will be worlds apart
Anonymous No.81580316 >>81580370
>>81580255
>what is the path of water, if you don't mind me asking?
i don't know. i dont just come up with prophecies. i cant really remember what i said after im finished either. it might mean something alchemical, but i feel like it could also mean diluting the "poison" is the only way to get the "cure". maybe you are more emotional than you should be right now? (When im not in the trance i'm just a regular person so take this with a grain of salt)
Anonymous No.81580370 >>81580503
>>81580316
>maybe you are more emotional than you should be right now?
i am, but i have always been an emotional person. hmmm this sounds like a tarot reading, i'll have to find a meaning for it
Anonymous No.81580503 >>81580545
>>81580370
are there any rivers where you live?
Anonymous No.81580545 >>81580589
>>81580503
nope, not remotely close. just wondering, how do you get these prophecies? i have an idea
Anonymous No.81580589 >>81580679
>>81580545
They just sort of emerge. I feel the tides lf fate and then i just start hooking things together if that makes sense. And then i connect them one tp another until it terminates
Anonymous No.81580679 >>81580697
>>81580589
nevermind then, i thought you took some sort of drug. it's weird then. i can't think of anything. path of the water... what about splash of poison? hmmm nothing comes to mind right now, maybe i need to wait for a bit longer
Anonymous No.81580697 >>81580714
>>81580679
>nevermind then, i thought you took some sort of drug. it's weird then.
yeah im sober, sorry.
Anonymous No.81580714 >>81580730
>>81580697
>yeah im sober, sorry.
it's not like it's a bad thing, i was just trying to connect some dots on my own
also hi sober, this is dad
Anonymous No.81580730 >>81580790
>>81580714
>hi sober, this is dad
hi dad, i'll never forgive you for naming me sober. you could have at least named me justice or something
it's all good. im sure it will become clearer with time, but thinking on it for a while helps a lot to understand faster
Anonymous No.81580790
>>81580730
>you could have at least named me justice or something
justice is a lame name, i wanted to name you cucumber but your mom didn't like that one. i'm still not paying alimony
>it's all good
yeah, i'll give it some thought. i asked the tarot anon for some cards some days ago, so i'll try and make the most sense out of this
Anonymous No.81580823
>>81579142 (OP)
is any of my family members going to die soon, I hate all of them and their death going to make me happy
Anonymous No.81580859
>>81579142 (OP)
Am I really gay? I don't want to be gay no more. I like women. I just happen to have done it with men