Swan Session Blonde edition
>>81580460 (OP)First, I am me.
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You talk like you are above it all but let us be real refusing to work and calling it not supporting the system is not rebellion it is just self inflicted irrelevance You are not escaping exploitation you are just choosing a different kind of failure one where you contribute nothing and still complain like you are some kind of visionary
Yes wages suck in a lot of sectors No argument there But pretending you are too smart to play the game while doing nothing to change it is peak cope The truth is people who actually want change find ways to build skills gain leverage and break out You just sound like someone who is bitter the world did not hand you comfort for free
Stop acting like you have cracked some matrix code when all you have done is rage quit life That is not deep That is just lazy
for the fat lazy cunts leeching from society lmao
>>81580469Why are you seething so much? I'm a wagie myself but I think NEETs are pretty based, living a life of luxury at taxpayer expense.
Im a neet and im on his side x
>>81580480750 for a cupboard
I'm a spastic little mong boy and I can't spell correctly or dicipher a simple black and white sentence
Wagie or NEET, /britfeel/ is a pro-NEET thread
>>81580480Wagie mong who isn't even allowed to rent because he has a "debt relief order" giving advice to anyone lmao
>>81580512I would try and barter the price down maybe go to a charity shop where they sell cupboards cheap like :)
Sunderland seems like a nice place x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq5BXrGs7ns
>last choon
>finishing spliff
>going fot a wank
>going to sleep
Seems like a good idea, to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx9S2nDouY
>>81580471No mate, I stole it from somewhere else a while ago.
>>81580480Angry wagey over here. Dont you need to go to bed now mate? Up early for the work commute! I'll enjoy a nice sleep in ;)
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It is kind of impressive how much time can pass when every day is just a blur of screens and skipped meals and half finished thoughts about doing something but never actually doing it The years slip by quietly like that No alarms No milestones Just this vague sense that life was supposed to start by now
And maybe it is fine Maybe the silence the lack of messages from anyone who cares the absence of any physical connection or ambition or reason to wake up maybe that is just normal now Maybe watching others build careers and relationships and memories is just part of the routine Something to scroll past like everything else
But hey at least you are not being exploited by the system right
>>81580563why do you have to remind me how shit my life is footmong. Go be a grim prick some where else
I've been lucky enough to build a fantastic career but I am a creative genius, there's no way most of the lads here would ever manage that. Or most of the lads in this country.
Drink tease thread
This is my favourite beer ever i think.
Luv me wheaties me
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>>81580563>debt relief orderMong
>>81580563You are brain damaged.
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Nice little brandy before bedtime for me my leeed
>>81580563they will not like this flad rattling the mongs tonight
>>81580598Oh aye. Whats the big brain job?
>>81580605Nice to see cash x
>>81580616I'm one of the world's top creative advertising consultants.
>>81580618Ryan Moore money de lad x
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>>81580622sell me this pen
>>81580622Why are you talking about advertising like it's a job people respect mate, you're going on like you're a nuclear physicist
>>81580598Is there a point to this post?
>>81580600Weihenstephaner is the nicest wheat beer I've had. Used to go into Sainsbury's specifically to buy bottles of that, not sure if they still sell it.
>>81580563Many nerves will be touched by this lad lmfao
>>81580637Where did I mention respect?
Like you could be the actual bonafide number 1 guy in advertising and you're still a useless mong at the end of the day.
chat gpt write me a passive aggressive message which will upset a long term neet who has never had sex or left their bedroom.
>>81580640Yeah. My point is that I don't blame people for not bothering to try when the best reasonable outcome for them will still fall short.
>>81580643It's the wagies who are the ones riled. I say that as a wagie who doesn't mind NEETs at all. NEETs couldn't care less about some whinging seething wagie saying they should get a job. It doesn't bother me in the slightest if someone has made the decision that NEETing is the life for them. it might be for them, but it's not for me (for now at least)
>>81580652No one could accuse you of not being the number 1 guy at your workplace lad.
>>81580605Gibraltar money looks sinister baka
Whats brandy actually like? One drink ive never tried?
If its anything like whiskey i cant even be in the same room as it, the smell alone makes me throw up.
>>81580665Oh totally You are right NEETs are definitely not bothered at all That is why they spend hours online explaining how little they care and writing essays about why choosing total social and economic isolation is actually a lifestyle choice and not a coping mechanismAnd of course no one is seething It is not like people lash out any time someone even suggests getting a job or leaving the house No No they are just chilling Fully content Definitely not projecting resentment at the world for moving on without themBut hey if sleeping till 3 PM surviving on instant noodles and terminally browsing imageboards is the dream who are we to judge Must be nice to have life all figured out like that
>>81580460 (OP)Wish me dad owned several pubs.
>>81580644I don't think advertising takes creativity either desu. Even the adverts people remember are retarded. People remember them for being retarded. I think rather than creativity being good at advertising would take someone who's a natural born liar and on the sociopath spectrum enough to tell lies to get people to part with their hard earned money as a job. It's an industry for parasites.
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>>81580622Get the /britfeel/ show writing team to get me a better storyline next week. I appreciate the effort of sending a welfare check up a mountain though, but I managed it fine
Imagine being on an incel forum at 0:24 on a Monday morning lecturing others on what losers they are
>>81580605You sure that table is real wood lad?
>>81580622Bollocks.. what do you do? Make billboards for warbies.. get ta fuck ya tart ye
>>81580683Don't hold back lad, tell me what you really think! Lol
>>81580680Christ lad, your spelling is worse than mine, and that's saying something
Shippy having a melty. Some nerves have been touched.
>>81580702change the fucking image lad!!! You boring bastard!!!!
When BritNormie reached the top of his game, when he became the 'go to man' in the advertising field, he wasn't thinking to himself "wow, this is really good for my own personal life", he was thinking "wow, I can use this as leverge to rile people up on /britfeel/"
>>81580563>John CenaYou know he doesnt want kids?
>>81580710Exactly. When I'm thinking about my compensation, it's that first and then the money.
>>81580704Point out my suspected posts and I'll show you how many (you)s I get
>>81580700Just saying lad, I don't think working in an industry like that is something to be proud of. In a sane world it's one of those jobs people would look at you and think eugh he's one of -them- like saying you work for the police. And, quietly, many already do.
>>81580677I used to quite like whisky, but lately it's been giving me massive acid reflux, so I moved on to brandy about a month ago.
I'm currently drinking some Spanish brandy- Cardenal Mendoza. It smells spicy and like plums and sherry when I stick my nose in the glass. When I sip it, the slight spiciness persists, taking on gingery notes, along with the plum and sherry aroma. Not to get too poncey about it- it's makes a nice sipping brandy. It's about 60 bong a bottle in the UK, but I got it for 20 here.
I prefer having paper money again to be honest- something about plastic banknotes just feels weird to me.
>>81580731I don't think he is proud of it, I think he's just happy for a way to make money, and that's his niche that he's most proficient at.
>>81580744Cardenal Mendoza for twenty quid is an absolute steal mate You are basically committing daylight robbery with that price Sounds like the kind of bottle that makes you sit back and re evaluate your life choices in a good way Plum sherry and a gingery hum on the finish classy without being try hard
And yes completely agree on the paper money front There was something comforting about crumpled old fivers with bits of pub stuck to them These new plastic notes feel like they belong in a Monopoly set and not real life Like the kind of money you accidentally wash and somehow it comes out cleaner than before which just feels wrong
Anyway cheers to avoiding acid reflux in style
>>81580710The dollymaster had reached his goal. He no longer heard the sound of the drivel.
>>81580731We'll have to agree to disagree on that lad.
>>81580748I am quite proud of the stuff I've made, especially the more fun/funny bits, but the thing I am most proud of is that I can make a fair whack without working very hard (anymore)
>>81580748Sure you can be good at advertising, blagging people and lying and bullshitting for a living, but even if you're the bloke who made the compare the market meerkats, you're not a "creative genius" are you.
Welcome to the British success forum, all up at half past midnight or later.
>>81580757It's the UK government who are committing daylight robbery. The duty on booze is absolutely insane. I can get a litre of stolichnaya here for 6 bong, and a packet of fags for 3-4 bong.
Bring the old money back, that's what I say.
>>81580778>We'll have to agree to disagree on that lad.NTA, but he's got a point. it's an industry that's seriously looked down on, not that you shouldn't be involved in it or anything, but it's basically like like working for a gambling company or something
>>81580786I didn't know that being forced to go to bed early as if you've got school in the morning was a sign of success lad.
BN behind 'compare the meetkat'
>>81580800>Bring the old money backI never left
>>81580778You can disagree, but most feel that way. The ones who don't are too far under the spell. Advertising is directly responsible for actual evils in the world. It's because of the need for ad revenue news sites turn into clickbait AI farms which then causes human beings in real life to go insane and the world goes to shit. It's because of advertising films and video games and everything else got shit over the last 10 years. The opioid epidemic in the US.
Wasted my entire 20s working with no girlfriend
Would have been stupid to continue like that
For me it's benefits until I inevitably neck x
>>81580781>>81580819I've done stuff I reckon is better than the Meerkats. Those lads aren't even in the industry anymore, they washed out.
>>81580810Well yeah. Everybody hates advertising. Until they lose their cat.
I really wish it were possible for me to get a girlfriend without winning the euromillions. I can't see it happening. Imagine having to explain your life so far to someone. "Oh I just spent most of my adult life in my room."
>>81580838No lad, people rightly dislike scam artists and liars. Advertising is responsible for more overwhelmingly more bad than good, it's not debatable.
BritNormie telling people at a networking event that he can't make next week's social function, implying he's at a meeting far more important, when in actul fact he's posting drivel on /britfeel/
sniff my cummy arse big fella
>>81580847Reckon I'll be gfless for life me, in any scenario
Think I may have a wank after this brandy.
Advertising is why the internet's gone to shit, it's why there's 100 streaming channels when it used to be just Netflix, it's why your gran has a credit card she doesn't need, literally a poison on human society.
>>81580871Had 4 today, in the space of 3 hours, after 8 days of nofap
>>81580871What you finna wank to?
>>81580873People like BN are a bigger net drain on society than all the dossers and all the pakis combined.
Slum landlords sleeping sound at night thinking at least I'm not in marketing.
>>81580848Advertising is a mirror lad. Not a hammer. It reflects what people already want. It doesn't force new desires into existence. The truth is - and I'll whisper this - it's not actually THAT powerful. It can't make people want things they don't already want. The point of beer advertising isn't to make people drink beer. It's to make them buy your beer instead of someone else's.
>>81580886Enjoyed this haha
Had a wank looking at a Japanese woman's arsehole earlier
Shame how we've never seen any examples of his amazing marketing.
>>81580887>Slum landlords
>>81580878Don't think I could manage 4 wanks in a day. The most I've done in 24 hours is 3, and those were 24 hours apart.
>>81580885Probably just use me dirty little brain
>>81580897It's a toxic ugly scheme to get money from people that doesn't care if the product is good for them or not. Hence the millions and millions dead from cigarettes. I think if you can go into something like that and defend it you should be put on a list, you're not safe around people.
>>81580897>Advertising is a mirror lad. Not a hammer. It reflects what people already want.This is bollocks, that's the whole point of advertising.
Good new breadington this
>>81580916Well lad, you've had a good go at it, but I don't think you're going to make me ashamed of myself.
>>81580919I mean I've only been doing it at the highest levels for 15 years...
Well im off, enjoy your classy arguments.
Advertising people are all sly and sneaky people by nature. Let him suck his own dick if he feels like it.
>>81580897>Advertising is a mirror lad. Not a hammer. It reflects what people already want.If that was the case, there would be no need for creativity. It could simply be a monologue of "This product exsits that you might not be aware of, it might be something you're interested in"
>>81580931I doubt you have the conscience required for shame desu. You'd be in a different job otherwise.
I used to work in marketing. Worst thing ever.
>>81580931>I mean I've only been doing it at the highest levels for 15 years...So what, as long as you get results, you might not even be aware of how it works.
>>81580934If only I had the flexibility for that lad.
>>81580935The point of the creativity is to get people to pay attention
>>81580887>>81580910>Slum landlords sleeping sound at night
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>>81580952You know, when I saw him I always thought he looked like Fred West. Funny how we both saw him and thought "You know he really looks like X"
>>81580963I think he looks more like Hoogstratten than Fred West- his face is too slim to look like Fred West
>>81580941What do you do for a living lad, just out of interest?
Grim to think there are people, mainly men that never bothered to start their adult life.
>I'm 31
>I didn't do anything. I just stayed at home all day. I taught myself to code reasonably well, but not well enough to compete with all the other developers looking for work. Mostly I was just really depressed.
https://old.reddit.com/r/UKJobs/comments/1lh3rm7/how_do_i_get_a_job_as_a_neet/
>>81580972nta, but if I was in advertising, I wouldn't be ashamed, I just wouldn't defend it either, like if I worked in cigarette marketing or something
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Rolling to see how many days until the best day of the remainder of the year
Wank postponed- having another brandy if that's alright with you de lads.
>>81580972Nowhere lad I'm finishing my masters. Not going to say what it is as it's quite specific to my location. Stem field.
>>81580987I would be ashamed to tell people desu, but yeah failing that it's a weird thing to get defensive about. I guess when you've worked around professional scumbags for 15 years you begin to think it's normal to be that way.
>>81581028>Not going to say what it is as it's quite specific to my locationAlright Aeronautical Engineering at Cranfield anon
>>81581028I wish you the very best with your masters, and I sincerely hope you find a career path entirely free from ethical compromise. When that time comes, I trust you'll examine your own profession with the same rigorous moral scrutiny you've applied to mine.
>>81581036Haha I sincerely hope that isn't him. Would be a grim irony in a lad who'll inevitably end up making weapons sitting thinking "god that guy writes funny TV adverts for a living, what an unspeakably morally corrupt bastard"
>>81581056>When that time comes, I trust you'll examine your own profession with the same rigorous moral scrutiny you've applied to mine.That's not the point he's getting it, it's not that he won't enter an ethically questionable career if it pays the bills, just that if he does, he won't try to pretend otheerwise
>>81581068I dunno lad, I usually assume that holier-than-thou folk generally really do think they're holier-than-thou. No matter what kind of ethically questionable stuff they do.
Wagies back at work soon in this heat. Imagine working in a factory with no air conditioning of digging up a road in this weather. Fucking crazy. Sometimes I think is it really worth working just for the slight chance of a crumb of pussy and going out of town...not really worth it.
>>81581090Has Shout tipped you over the edge tonight?
>>81581100No I believe Shout has had sex. He's the kind of person who would have passed that basic rite of passage. You though? You're deficient in my eyes. I know you wanted me to accept you and respect you but I couldn't. I couldn't accept you'd had sex and I couldn't respect the claims you were making about having sex. Because I see you as less than satisfactory as a man.
Tomorrow I have the chance of bagging 1 of 2 Oxfams, and 1 of 2 Toby's. At a push I could get both oxfams, but I definitely can't get both Toby's. Going to be so frustrating being that close, and probably not being anywhere near for a long time again.
>>81581109Personally I reckon this is just Ponce LARPing as cdot, but in either case, you're simultaneously laughing at me for having a brown sprog and claiming I'm a virgin
Just in case this is genuinely cdot I should politely wish you a layla tov
>>81581131I'm laughing at your claim you have a brown sprog.
>>81581131>>81581090This post was me.
>>81581109This, presumably, is BN
Shippy why do you think cdot is Jewish? Just that you don't like him and you don't like jews so he must be one?
I'd also like to state for the record, Shippy, that I don't think you're a virgin, and I do believe that you have a sprog.
>>81581161His duplicitous nature and lack of a foreskin, at a guess.
>>81581148You really ought to move to Israel, the sprogged haerdi need sprogless ashkenazim to fund their Torah study
>>81580973That lad sounds like he's lead a comfy life desu.
>>81581161Funny thing is that when SIC told me cdot was Jewish, I thought it was a LARP, but seeing how riled up he got recently when I mentioned it pretty much sealed it in my mind.
>>81581190Ponce rapidly rowing it back just in case Shippy starts asking him if he's heading to Gibraltar synagogue at the weekend
>>81581211Ponce is a based Catholic, oh aye
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Ponce knows the score.
It's all bn, brown sporgies unite
Watching anime me. No reason to get up early tomorrow cause I'm NEET innit x
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>>81581234>brown sporgies unite
Zimmy is literally the only one in /britfeel/ who made it
Admiral Ponce, we call him.
Shoutanon, Shippy, Zimmy.
fathers of proud afro-saxons.
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Have sex Shippers you sad little virgin neek. No one believes this nonsense. You said you think the fanny is just under the belly button.
VIRGIN
t. My first real post here in months
>>81581353I thought the fanny was above the belly button desu x
>>81581293I did look in to going in to the navy, but I can't because of extreme hypermobility in my knees
>>81581353I know we often shitpost about each other, but your infertility is something that I genuinely feel sorry for you about, I wouldn't wish that on any man, you don't deserve it lad.
HHL and Ponce bunking on the same submarine
The army said to me im autistic so i cant join x
>>81581423Wouldn't want him bunking near me- his Admiralty board mandated trips to report to the nappyboatswain every three hours for a nappy check (and change if required) would keep waking me up at night
>>81581303Good night arbs
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>>81581246A wise man 1ce said its a hard life but somebodys got to do it
My life long dream was to join the Navy. It has been my ambition since I was a kid. Amazing really that I never actually tried to join and instead spend my days stinking out nappies in a Sunderland sheltered housing complex
Goodnight Shippy, goodnight BN, goodnight SHOUT, goodnight cdot, and goodnight crossy.
>>81581497Made me chuckle that did coor
I fell asleep for a hour n now my teas freezing but ave got a kettle in my room so its all good.Only thing is the milks in the fridge in the kitchen so i have to go in there anyways so its a bit of a "rube goldberg machine".But am being considerate as far as its less noise in my room,,Thats the idea.
>>81581512Nighty night
Just want to escape to Inverness with Crossy. Oh aye, it our dream in life x
Am on episode 15 of season 6 of Lost n ave been putting it off finishing it for a while cus i dont want to reach the end of it.ITs sad feeling.Think theres 17.Oh 18.
just wish crossy would go back to being eva6
those were the best times britfeel had x
>>81581548LOST is an absolutely magical show, but don't get your hopes up about the ending
Drive up the A9 and never look back x
I hope the Iranians feel like they are pushed into a corner and just lash out with a dirty bomb, they've got half a ton of Uranium, they could create absolute world changing chaos with that
>>81581596Strategically pointless for them
Nobodys even posted jammer new vid.Jammer army/jarmy is in a poor state atm.Am still jammer army but if i may say so,,i dont watch his vids straight away like i used to.I see notification n its like "when i get round to it".He need to spice it up.
Got to be the worst week in Geopoitics since 1945
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>look @ my phone
>1% battery
This happens every 2 seconds it feels like...........need a new phone i fink
>>81581650I was watching his old one, will save the new one for tomorrow
>>81581574Yeah ngl its feeling kinda rushed nd hard to imagine how it wraps up that much in the 3 episodes left
Men with phimosis... why're they so uptight?
Got everything I want in life desu
People on askuk going on about how many times they've been abroad. someone saying they've only been to 30 countries which is quite low at age 25. really is a different world for the middle class.
Really not nice how Netflix forces u to watch their wee previews n trailers n stuff when youre just looking at stuff.Even if you mute the telly its still fully on visually distracting.Prime video used to be just static images which is much more pleasant to use but theyre falling into it as well.Same as spotify playing music videos n all sorts like that you at least can turn it off on there.Its not nice that netflix doesnt give a option to turn it off imo.
Just working isn't enough for your average foid these days. You've got to "prove yourself" against all the other men on online dating. These apps are mostly full of men so women will have a great deal of men interested.
It's not even worth me working in a warehouse for the hope of a crumb of pussy. Women don't want some saddo on minimum wage. They want to be able to travel abroad several times a year to different countries.
Never being a wagie.
Never getting sex.
Never getting love.
Never travel.
Never afford to live on your own.
Never enjoy adult life even in some shit job.
Men like me the government wanted to stay put, to be at the bottom, to do the shit jobs women would never do. I reject that. I will only ever claim benefits and disability for mental health. I'm not working. Working doesn't improve my shit life. I don't want to be like that saddo jammers who only worked in shit low paid jobs. Rather be poor than slightly better off financially working.
And yeah this is all mostly because I don't get the social benefits from working. I don't get to experience sex and relationships. Why contribute if you don't feel a part? I'm done caring. The state will just have to pay for me until I die. It's cheaper than paying 70k a year per prisoner.
>>81581833Does my tits in this as well. I try to turn it off in settings if possible, same as autoplay. I like to watch credits and Netflix always tries to jump you into another film as soon as one ends.
Just watched Battle Royale in 4K and it was lush. Mitsuko is my spirit animal frfr.
>>81581960Thats a good 1 i got the dvd nd audition as well
>>81581960Dnt know if you read much but u might liek this book.Sayaka Murata "Earthlings".
I refuse to kill Persians
I refuse to kill
>>81581722To be honest desu the thing that scares me isnt not having things its losing what ave already got.In life you have to let go of everything eventually n icant handle that.
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Just want a Others gf that doesnt wear shoes
Gna take this wee codeine n get on my netflix grind
S/o everyone that got troubles going to sleep at bed time xx
>>81582031Thanks I'll check it out need to read more anyway before my brain rots.
>>81582041Think the blue theme is the best one in xp,,i would sometimes switch to silver. Nd its nice at first but after a while.You switch it back to blue nd it feel like....................ahhhh yes home.............It feels like rn how am feeling with the weather calming down.......Its blue > silver >>>>>>olive......having that permanetnly would be sectionable
I miss u windows xp........imagine you die and get to heaven and first thing you see is the green hill from xp....life scale
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>be me
>neet baka
>millennial sweetheart
>depressed n anxious
>grown up shota
>fluffy bunny
>delicate wee flower
>unenmployed no job
>scottish
Memes for this feel?
>>81582046True that lid nothing lasts forever. enjoy the good times while you can
Arbroarhy lass moved on from britfeel........it sad
Kinda regret having shite for T now,,in the middle of buying + cooking proper slop am fully awawre that am gna regret it but i think bc i dont eat that regularly.Am prone to suddenly getting really hungry.Nd you know when youre starving everything seems like a good idea.Aye.But am rly bloated feeling now.I just didnt have the energy today for anything else.Woke up at 6(pm).
Shall have salmon for T tomoz n give half to my wee one
>>81582276>lassIt's a bloke in a dress
Maybe arbroathy hates me now.I starte d drinking n be degenerate.I didnt live up to her standard.I Disappointed everybody.x
Feelin a bit overwhelmed with a new week starting
I want a electric toothbrush that has the wee screen on the front that says how long until its fully charged
>>81582576Do you have anything planned this week?
>>81582598Not particularly i want to get a few things done which is go for a eye test pick up my prescription,,I may or may not go to the group on either tuesday or friday or both(probably not both),,Might do sum clothes shopping(online) to look cute for my stp dads birthday do,Ideally this will be the week i quit codeine but thats up in the air.........Otherwise am at home...finish watching Lost.........Pretty normal week tobe fair once i think about it. You?x
Need to step up my walks big time bc fluoxetine is gna turn me fat if i dont fight back
I wis sleeping so much better when i was pittin in effort going walkies.........i got out of this cycle..it felt good
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Just woke up from a really really vivid dream where Ebin died. Will write a full dream journal about it tomorrow
>>81582688On my way to work now, have tuesday-friday off though, lots of layoffs atm but not worried me
know a lad who has an iranian name but isnt even iranian, parents done a number on him
>>81582750I had this dream last night in a kitchen washing dishes n a wasp came in could hear the buzzing but then it went silent but i knew it was still in the room somoehow n that was making me nervous.N then i was talking about Jesus nd every time I said his name Jesus in the dream I started crying.Nd there was some poster on the wall that looked like a goth type of band like siouxsie banshees style but the thing is it didnt feel like a vintage poster it was more like that was a current era so the dream was in the 70s or 80s.Thats how it felt nehow.
>>81582786Oh kewl whats ur job?Have a good one
I would like to learn to record things properly so i can record my musics better instead of just using my phone like a mong but to be honest i dont have any particular reason to do so,,but it would be a nice project for me neway.Back on Audacity grind.1 little thing at a time though.My focus at the moment in life is jst geting aff the nonsense.
Theres like two fxing teabags left in this hoose.Hopefully mam get them if she goes shop during day or else ill go shop when i wake up.I thought there was loads left.
Might whip my knob out later
Miss my old cat the one before the last 1.I had her from about year 2000 until 2014.So she was there when i was a wean teenager adult.She was so lovely.Miss u.x
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Chebs. Milkers. Diddys x
Oh it lush in the cool mornings lids. Diet starts today, going to make a change for the better.
>>81583127>Diet starts todayIt wont
>>81583157It will. Had porridge for breakfast with blueberries. It lush.
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Time for me to sleep,,cya later x
>>81583164>It willIt wont
Bed
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Gd night fred+ gd night my bird pals ootside who arent singing as loud this morning hope they can stay warm n cozy after the weathers settled down.ok bye xx
Unironically really enjoy being an absolute loser
>>81583291Having zero responsibilities is great yes desu
fat balding virgin with a criminal record will be getting in his smelly van soon to drive around all day for minimum wage
Extremely tired and exhausted but the show must go on
Just had a sausage and bacon baguette from Greggs for brekkie, now full of energy for today's toil.
>>81583539Sounds lush mate wish I could have one. No more for me now my lid, cutting it right down.
marnin de lats
marnin de lats
marnin de lats
marnin de lats
>>81583333>VirginWhen did this bit get added
>>81583761get us a twix lad im working
>>81582714>>81582724luv a good walkies m8, gets ya sleeping and also good excuse to blast some choons in peace
youll wanna get in the habit before the weather gets dogshit again as that's too easy an excuse to pull out if you dont feel like it
>>81583164good start de lid. love a bitta porridge me, although it's been too hot for that recently. it yoghurt and toast for me my leeeed
just reminded me of the good old days of pre-Twitch Limmy's streams where he would watch Charlieissocoollike and role play Charlie telling him "I'm going to put my salty porridge all up your back, you fucking jock"
>>81583966This is how Shippy talks to BN at their yearly hatefuck meeting
Another shit week at my shit job, hate my life
>>81584009Stop fucking slaving then. There's no point being a slave in this era when a man can't progress life and get some fucking sex.
>>81584033Not everybody has a comfy life like you where your parents pay for everything and let you live rent free
>>81584009no better jobs about lad? cant have a look on the sly for something less shite?
>>81584055You can just...like...you know...stop working. Nobody is forcing you to work. Clearly you care about the perks of a shit job to keep doing it. I'd rather be homeless than work if it got to that point of not living with my parents. I know I won't be homeless for mental health reasons. The council will be finding me accomodation or I go to prison.
>>81584075>I'd rather be homeless than workI strongly suspect you'd change your mind if that happened in reality.
Got an appointment today I does. Gonna be a painful one methinks
>>81584084Nah it's pretty much impossible for anyone to find a basic job these days. I wouldn't even attempt it.
How did Shippy find his job?
Ruthmong why don't you get a cushy corporate job?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14837069/British-man-arrested-Disneyland-married-nine-year-old-girl.html
britfeel poster i reckon
>>81584134it fell off the back of a van
>>81584150british man or """british man""">
>>81580973>Volunteer to get a reference for an entry level retail jobFucking ell that's grim
>>81584165NTA but, that lad that survived the air India crash was British, pakis call themselves British.
Fed up of it desu. Saar I am the British, long live king saar, cor bloody bastard bitch blimey.
Ok, up, feeling groggy, I need to get a can of energy, then get prepared for muh glaucoma appointment, it's actually a cataract appointment, see if I need them doing when they operate on my eyes (not looking forward to that).
Quick hit of the volcano vape, a shower, then wait to be picked up.
LET'S FUCKEN GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
>>81584260Best luck lad. Opefully it nelt.
Good one with the volcano too lad
skint on a mondeee
paid on tuesdeee
skint on a mondeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntrkBM8ltGA
>>81584273Cheers. Might take a pregab the day before my next appointment (which should hopefully be surgery), I'm not stressing really, but might be when it gets closer to the appointment, but might not.
Right, I need to get high, then venture out to the petroleum emporium (closest "shop" to me).
>>8158430426p in the bank. It lush.
>>81584323his leccy is doubling so in winter he'll be paying 16 pound a night instead of 8 pound a night for his storage heaters. it gonna be lush x
>>81584346Tell him to put a jumper on lid.
>>81584405or just ave a wank init
>>81584412Or get under the covers. Simple as.
Might get the can of energy when I get back, haven't got time to shuffle to the shop. Going to sit for a few mins, enjoy muh buzz, then shower and set off.
20c on the indoor thermostat, nice.
Songnotrel, but I'm in teh mood to boogie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JELFzK73cdY
All the normies have fucked off to work. Lush.
>>81584524im at work and phoneposting
im at phone and workposting
>>81584193At least they have jobs lad
>>81584528get back to work, wagie bitch haha
I am on the toilet having a shit, will get back to work soon though.
>>81584524im on a call mate so i can shitpost here all i want
cant get rid of me, nerd
>>81584134An agency, that's how anyone on minimum wage actually gets a job, anything on indeed/reed/total jobs etc are just fake listings
>>81584594important information for ruthmong
Looks like it's poo time again
agencies are bollocks they just give u shitty minimum wage mong job IF you pass the autism scratch and sniff test
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Rewatching The Thin Red Line later today, the most kino movie ever.
actually a bit chilly lads
51 year old man with only 26p to his name. Grim
>>81584671Post bank statement little lad
>>81584654>actually a bit chilly ladsnot where i live
>>81584671He getting his wages tomorrow de lid
off work in 50, going home and straight to bed
britfeel keeps me going in life
>>81584602I imagine that's how he got the warehouse job
whats the point in working minimum wage warehouse jobs
>>81584613Even autists can get into agencies
>>81584789You get about 1700 quid every month in exchange.
>>81584789to support yourself desu
>>81584773This, but unironically. April 15th was a very dark day
You freaks are hilarious. If you put a bit of effort and did one of those minimum wage jobs you're so afraid of them you could finally move out of mummy's box room, have more money and increase your chances of getting a girlfriend exponentially.
>>81584789money and to stave off the thoughts
>he's not watching the cricket whilst supposedly doing work for his comfy wfh job
>>81584830Cricket is boring af
>>81584821Not everyone here is unemployed lad. I'm glad that working a minimum wage job is going well for you though.
>>81584801NTA, but sometimes that's less than Bennies
>>81584821no ones moving out on minimum wage mate
>>81584821>You freaksSays the person posting in /britfeel/ on a Monday morning
>I-I just come here to laugh at you!
It takes zero effort to get a warehouse job and they are always hiring. You lot are just lazy bastards who think they're better than that.
>>81584868I am better than that though.
>>81584868nothing wrong with having aspirations beyond working minimum wage at a warehouse lol
>>81584883You freaks don't have any aspirations though. Happy rot for years on years and being a drain on the economy.
>>81584892Lad I guarantee I'm more successful than you. What do you even do for a living yourself?
All drains on the economy. Immigrants contribute more than you freaks. You are lower than refugees and Indians. You'll never have happiness or joy. You'll die alone in your mummy's box room.
>>81584909I'm a Tesla mechanic
>>81584917I'm having happiness and joy reading your deranged post right now lad.
>>81584917are you ok lad? bossberg got you down?
A real gaggle of depressing characters in this general. All unemployed which is bad enough on its own but then you have the morbidly obese video game hoarder living in mummy's box room, the ASMR stalker who will definitely kill a woman some day, the alcoholic care home retard spending tax payer money on drugs, the dvd hoarder ruining the environment with plastic shit, mental schizo tranny who pretends to be cute but probably looks like an anthropomorphic prolapse and many more. Put some effort in you losers and get a job. Stop being a drain on the economy and your families.
>>81584960We get it lad, you have a minimum wage job and you desperately need to feel superior to someone because the world disrespects you daily.
>>81584960Pathetic isn't it. I've stopped posting because it's gotten so bad. Except for this one. This post doesn't count.
>>81584835Everything is boring af if youre dumb as shit lad.
>>81584909>Lad I guarantee I'm more successful than you. What do you even do for a living yourself?He is not talking to you. He is talking to mongs on bennies who whine and bitch about not wanting to work.
If you are able bodied you must work or you must starve. simple as.
>>81584976I have an above average IQ
>>81584984>He is not talking to you. He is talking to mongs on bennies who whine and bitch about not wanting to work.He's pathetic regardless. Imagine coming to a place full of mongs on bennies and acting haughty and superior to them because you have a shit job. He should get a life.
>>81584984Don't worry in the upcoming war all these retards WILL be forced to either die at the front lines or slave away in a munitions factory 18 hours a day. Then they'll realise how their bread is buttered.
>>81584989No you dont. Anyone who doesnt like cricket is automatically a low IQ subhuman. Sport of the gods.
>>81584993Sport of the mongs more like
>>81584993there is a reason why it never took off outside the commonwealth, its boring af my lad
>>81584990>Imagine coming to a place full of mongs on bennies and acting haughty and superiorThis is the bit that gets me.
If someone's such a big hotshot wanker in life, why the fuck would they be moaning about losers on here?
It was like that fella saying everyone here should be killed in a eugenics process all the while proving he'd be thrown in the same oven.
At worst just giggle at the mongs, stop seething ya weird cunts.
>>81584991>Don't worry in the upcoming war all these retards WILL be forced to either die at the front lines or slave away in a munitions factory 18 hours a day. Then they'll realise how their bread is buttered.I worry it will be the opposite. It is difficult to get into the army in that if you have any history of mental issues you are barred automatically. People who dont want to be there are a dangerous liability.
They will only be able to draft healthy, average IQ, strong males and they will be blow to pieces for Israel. The 80 IQ benny mongs are too useless to be handed a machine gun. You cannot beat soldiers anymore so it would be impossible to motivate them.
Wagie on a mad one today.
>>81585013There's not going to be a draft lol. Spastic.
>>81585009>>81584990No. Bennies mongs are a fucking parasitic drain on the economy and on my salary. They are causing so many problems. We just need to bring them to breaking point until their pride is cracked.
Are we being lied to by the establishment about the contributions of the 'Windrush Generation'?
>>81585022Retard. I was talking about a hypothetical draft.
There are very few lads that post here that have displayed having anything above an100 IQ.
>>81585023They drain my salary too then technically and yet I have the mental fortitude to "not seethe about it on 4chan during UK work hours", as doing so kinda makes you also seem like you belong with the mongs.
>>81585023What's your salary lad? How much tax are you actually paying? I doubt you're even paying for yourself let alone others.
How do you cope living in a world (country, specifically) that intentionally confounds a peaceful and prosperous life? If it isn't dodgy as fuck private water firms poising you - or immigrants everywhere - expensive food - a justice system that barely works - a housing market that is never, ever going to be remedied - stupid kids with zero ability to see the bigger picture even at that fickle age? All fucked
>>81585029If you want to talk about hypothetical scenarios that will never happen, how about you start with you being admired or respected by a woman?
Minimum wagies and pensioners are the biggest bennie mongs but the government doesn't want you to know that.
>>81585041OOOOOOOOh nastay! meeow
how long does it take to see newb gains on bicep curls? Not wanting to rush the process, but want to manage expecationes
>>81585043Correct. In fact anyone earning less than about 38k a year is a net drain on the economy.
>>81585032I like the idea that my posts are wounding the self esteem of bennies mongs and might contribute to a loss of esteem that will motivate the bennies mongs to just get a fucking warehouse job.
>>81585037I actually dont live in the UK anymore so I dont pay tax to the UK gov kek. Still angry about bennies mongs tho.
>>81585039i dont give a shit mate and have managed to get a pretty peaceful life quite easily actually
sounds like a skill issue on your part
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how has this daily mail comment section lad found /britfeel/ on r9k?
Lots of posts in the last few minutes
>>81585041Happily married lad. No one will ever love you/
>>81585058>my posts are wounding the self esteem of bennies mongs and might contribute to a loss of esteem that will motivate the bennies mongs to just get a fucking warehouse job.Lad...no offence, but if you think that's what will actually happen, you must be thick as fuck and barely earn any money yourself.
>>81585058>I like the idea that my posts are wounding the self esteem of bennies mongs and might contribute to a loss of esteem that will motivate the bennies mongs to just get a fucking warehouse job.Ah yeah dude, negative reinforcement always works, especially on the cripplingly depressing. Fucking genius.
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>>81584868>You lot are just lazy bastards who think they're better than that.
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>>81584960>you have the morbidly obese video game hoarderHey! Thats me!
Also he hates the general but knows all the personalities off by heart. Kek.
>>81585065Your wife (if she exists) must be bored as fuck listening to you banging on about military drafts that will never happen.
>>81585055>how long does it take to see newb gains on bicep curls?I assume you mean appearance? Or do you mean like actual "wow I seem stronger".
It's not instant thats for sure, I remember it being a good couple weeks or me sticking to the regime strong.
Also depends if you're going from "no muscle" or "quite a bit already but just improving it".
If you want to see results, do triceps as well. That way even if your biceps and triceps improve only a "bit", you'll notice the difference because BOTH sides of your arms are bigger.
Some sort of weird false flag psyop in here today. OH MY DAYS.
>>81585066>>81585068You cretins have no understanding of human psychology. You have no idea who I am but I guarantee I am almost certainly the most intelligent person to have ever posted on britfeel. Your inability to understand the rationale behind my actions is indicative of your inferior intellect.
Bullying is essential to keep arrogance in check and to change behaviour.
>>81585087I hope you're taking the piss. If not, I feel sorry for you.
>>81585087>I am almost certainly the most intelligent person to have ever posted on britfeelDunning-Kruger would like a word with you, lad
crossy is genuinely cute, hater mong
>>81585108how do you know if you aint seen him
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Homelessness is sometimes the best thing to happen to people. It builds character and humility. Mongs went through school being arrogant and disrupting lessons, bullying teachers and fucking about. Suddenly thrust into the real world they have to rely on bennies. They cannot work because work involved having a boss and accepting orders down the hierarchy. Mongs are too proud for that!
Homelessness and destitution will humble the mong and make him ready to accept his place. Maybe then finally fucking white English working class people will actually make their kids care about school and try.
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>Hey seethie you're so fine, you're so fine you pay my bennies
>Hey seethie
>Hey seethie
>Hey seethie you're so fine, you're so fine you pay my bennies
>Hey seethie.
Ah I see he's just shitposting gibberish now. Kinda wish he was working instead.
>>81585098>Dunning-Kruger would like a word with you, ladIdiot. Dunning-Kruger does not mean that people who think they are smart are all stupid. It means that novices overestimate themselves because they lack the skills realise what a competent/skilled activity looks like.
Two completely different phenomena.
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Do-Wop-Ma-Wop-Mah-Do Gate street.
>Picturesque
Ebin knows the the score.
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He poured all his whiskey down the sink. His whiskey days are over de lads.
>>81585133>It means that novices overestimate themselvesLike you are doing right now, thickie.
>>81585055Unironically very quickly, 2 weeks maybe
>>81585077I have a bit of muscle. Not much - like an egg, from not having previous worked out before. I'm currently doing curls on 5kg per weight. I am fully aware I am at the beginner stage, but I'd say low body fat.
Do you have any basic introductory tricep work outs? My current exercise list is 3 x 12 bicep curl sets, 3 x 12 sets of shoulder work outs. Thanks
>>81585126based lucky star enjoyer neet vs the seethie weethie in a cagie
>>81585060I can't not give a shit. Not to sound like a cunt but I am invested in these things. I think they are important and I can't just turn that off.
It's possible to earn minimum wage and be happy. Proof: Shippy.
>>81585158the sink being his stomach
https://youtu.be/xN56WAlZigI?t=171
he wanted to go early access course to work defliberator
but tmau put end to that
he never use defliberator now.
>>81585186For the record I am not a gym monkey, I just know I did curls and got bigger arms. Far from an expert.
I did 4 sets of 10, then went to 4 sets of 12 and never found the reason to go more. Admittedly I am using twice the weight. As always the idea is to just keep getting harder to get closer to a state of failure.
Triceps are hard, even introductory you might find them painful and no fun, but just look up tricep curls. I basically lay on the floor, arms up straight, then bend my elbows so the weights are over/behind my head level.
You can do it on a bench and do it differently, but thats an easy way to not need any more equipment.
>>81585210Why do you need a course to work a defib? They literally come with simple instructions once you bash the glass and remove them.
>>81585206>"He's a single complaint away from eviction"
>>81582750>Ebin diedUnfortunatly not.
I just binge re-watched "The Reckoning" with the Alan Partridge guy playing Saville
Really is sad what happened to Britains Gollifrogs, they were a really good all-rounder breed of Apu.
>>81585233Dave will save him
https://youtu.be/C7w1oPZj8nc?t=109
Off to try contact lenses on again. Been like 6 times over 3 years now. Have to sit on a small cramped table with an actual roastie.
Was 3 years since I'd been last time I went and she vividly remembered me
>>81585140>Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-GateRead that again.
>>81585233he's asking for someone here to complain eh
>>81585206absolutely based, corrrrr that's his whiskey too
>>81584177>Volunteer to get a reference for an entry level retail jobHate when normies say this, I tried it. Was one of the biggest humiliation rituals of my life. All the good volunteer roles REQUIRE good references and don't accept you if you don't have experience in whatever, the one I managed to get (BHF shop) treated me like utter shit so I just stopped going after like 4-5 times. If it ever comes to it I'll just make something up as references and experience.
>>81585244kek his glasses never fail to make me laugh these days. He properly chugged that didn't he?
>>81585266are timmy didn't need references he knew maggie thatcher personally
Nearly every normies IG has pictures of them "hiking" or climbing hills. I guess its a status update telling people they are outdoorsy and fit.
>>81585272>didn't need references he knew maggie thatcher personally
>>81585274It's all just a cope to make it seem like they are happy.
>LOOK AT MY DINNER>LOOK AT ME AT THE GYM>LOOK AT MY SPROG AIN'T HE CUTEMeanwhile off camera they are miserable, sleep deprived and in deep debt.
>>81585295t. sprogless loser
>>81585295"""Travelling""" is the same shit.
>LOOK AT THIS SHITHOLE I TRAVELLED TOO AREN'T I CULTURED>ANOTHER COUNTRY OFF THE LIST!!!Yeah spending money to travel in a cramped enviorment destroying plane to some god-forsaken scam filled dump is supposed to be impressive? Every roasties dating profile basically says "travel"
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>>81585244So Helen lives with her boyfriend in his block?
>>81585312Yeah they just dump their extra money into travelling because they are uninteresting and have no interests or hobbies.
>>81585311You mongs always post this yet everyone I know who has a young child is fucking miserable and always complaining.
>>81585244No wonder he doesn't want to drink whiskey anymore kek
It makes more sense to dump your excess money into gambling than travel, at least you have a chance to win more + you get dopamine hits.
>>81585244QRD? I can't make out what the fuck is being said in this.
>>81585225Cheers lad, this helps to motivate. Know roughly what you started on/how long it took to progress with the increase in weight etc?
>>81584960You should stop being a drain on this thread and start being a drain on my cock
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Corrrrr, got some lush grub today lids
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Lush grub PT 2
>>81585351Oh my lush is that a hungry caterpillar bag? I used to love reading that as a kid I used to stick my fingers in the little holes.
>>81585335>>81585316Think it's where he used to live, there was someone called Dave who had a gf/wife called Helen. Helen fell over and SSM started crying.
>>81585351So you live in Chester
>>81585321I have a sprog and am very happy
>>81585158>>81585206corrr puts hair on your chest that
>>81585369You have no sprog. We've been though this
Any lads watched Adam Curtis' Shifty?
>>81585359Absolutely lad. Knew I had to get it when I saw it
>>81585364What gave it away lid?
>>81585376only for the comfy old footage. the rest is drivel
>>81585380Your receipt de lid
>>81585395Just noticed that. Glad some anons now know where I live lol. I'm sure this won't get weird.
>>81585351>>81585356Oh it lush. I like the Linda McCartney stuff you ever try those? Quorn for me is hit and miss. Mince is alright if it's done in with lots of spices, veggies and sauce.
>>81585360Kek. Looney Tunes antics.
>>81585376No, any good?
Put a cheeky each way bet in there lids say a prayer for me and wish my mong brain luck.
>>81585339Uh nothing too specific if I'm honest. I remember it being weeks rather than like "months", but I also was doing some other stuff that helped.
My main thing I remember is I restarted my weights once after a break, then about 3 weeks later of doing it 3 times a week I suddenly went "oh shit my arm's bigger" when in the bathroom mirror once.
Tilde went to Chester Uni.
>>81585356>veganNowt lush about that gay shit.
>>81585408Only Linda McCartney stuff I'd had is the hoisin duck, which to be fair is lush. I've not had Quorn since I was a child and I remember it being shit so I'm not in a rush to try it again.
Also both the Linda McCartney stuff and Quorn aren't vegan for the most part for some fucking reason. Bit shit innit lad?
>>81585339Nice one lad, thanks again for the responses. Very helpful
Blad how come your mam got Mounjaro when it's on the news now doctors can prescribe it from today? She been getting it private?
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>>81585422And yet I still get laid
>>81585434Woops, meant for
>>81585418 soz
>>81585402Look like you were there at 12:42? Can't quite read the last part of the time.
>>81585441dick's easy to get init
>>81585433Oh didn't know that I only but it occasionally out of morbid interest, I'm not vegan or vegetarian or anything. I like the bean burgers Tesco do as well. What does my tits in is the vegan stuff being more expensive than the meat, puts me off it. Some of the meat alternatives are pretty tasty nowadays.
>>81585450Damn, anons gonna track me down
>>81585455Who said anything about dick lad?
>>81585449No worries lad.
The key thing is to just keep the routine and keep going. Don't get tempted to take breaks or force through anything (have your rest days etc). It's all a gradual process and they key is just consistency and gradual escalation if you want fatter results.
And again, I'm saying that as someone who just likes a bit of definition and strength but isnt trying to become a bodybuilder or fitness freak.
>>81585461Problem is that you're paying for animal products with your tax money (or VAT money for all the lads on bennies here), otherwise the vegan stuff would be cheaper
>>81585436Shes got the beetus lid. Also thank you telling me that my lid. I meet the criteria for it to be prescribed. Will be going to the doctors tomorrow my liiiid good day for us fatties.
>>81585475That was the joke, trust a vegan to not have a sense of humour baka, too busy wanking off in a tofu fleshlight
>>81585491>tofu flashlightThat what we call vegan lass's fannies now?
>>81585478I should have mentioned I got into a routine in early 2024, just for a month or two and did see a few changes I was pleased with, but the routine got de-railed and I genuinely forgot what was good for growth etc. Yep all I'm looking for is a bit of definition and to stop looking a bit too soft and round.
>>81585515Then yeah, my routine for a while was Monday, Wednesday, Friday, just do my dummies and leave it at that. Scaled up to some shoulders and chest stuff but honestly I always came back to bicep/tricep as they were the more enjoyable and I didn't care *that* much. Bicep curls are almost all for looks anyway, they're "glamour muscles" for a reason, but it does help.
You'll probably do alright if you got low body fat, I'm a proper chunker round the chest, even if minimal amounts of the fat goes to my arms or legs or whatever. Being skinny in advance means you see it quicker for sure.
It happens though mate, I've stopped/started my routine a bunch just due to life. The only saving grace is the next time I restart it I'm not quite back at step 0 and keep the weight heavier.
>>81585541>Monday, Wednesday, FridayMe too mate. Just did a little routine as still sore from yesterday's initial one. It's so much more enjoyable getting 12 solid reps of 5kg then the 7.5 of, say 5-8, I used to do...
I will introduced protein shakes into my diet, but to be honest I don't eat too much. Hope this won't be an issue for me
>>81585749If you want to bulk up you gotta eat good. Protein shakes aren't necessary imo unless you are going for steroid-junkie tier builds.
Just having enough energy in the tank and at least some form of protein is all you need. Don't get swept up in the trends unless you're really pushing for top stuff.
I am skeptical of the objectivity of morality. I think that we all act like we decide whats right and wrong based on some kind of utilitarian calculus (which option causes the least suffering), but in reality when we make moral judgements we are usually judging whats right and wrong we are making emotive inferences about the character of someone. Something is bad because it displays personality characteristics about a person we dont like and think is untrustworthy. Consequentialism and deontology are both nonsense.
If we are judging moral character then we have to wonder where our set of values come from. Why do we value kindness, compassion, egalitarianism...? or other things? Where do these values come from? Why should morality be the same for all people?
>>81585057This is very low IQ BN, you assume literally everyone uses the same resources from the government. Some people on 45% tax are a net drain
>>81585895>If we are judging moral character then we have to wonder where our set of values come from. Why do we value kindness, compassion, egalitarianism...? or other things? Where do these values come from? Why should morality be the same for all people?As an atheist, I suppose the values of our society are judeo-christian - but I wonder. Stealing, murder are all sort of biological motivations for moral beliefs. Adultery? Sure that's not a nice thing to do, but it's not an objective moral no-no. On a sidenote, I dislike heavy handed references to religion in our society.
Just my two pence really.