Is anybody here ACTUALLY not like other girls? Me, for example:
>hates parakeets
>sexually attracted to oil (all kinds!)
>brushes my teeth only when I am bored
>is indifferent to spiders
>eats spices by themselves
>Bald
>dreams of going to America for real
>Obsession with Alvin and the Chipmunks (except Theodore)
>Collects candles and never used them (don't like the smell)
>Wana to become totally smooth

>>81581389 (OP)
>Is anybody here
Stopped reading there.
Hi.

>>81581389 (OP)
you sound cute and interesting. i like unique girls, would get to know

>>81581389 (OP)
You just sound extremely mentally ill.

>>81581421
See? Other girls aren't like that just me!

>>81581389 (OP)
>hi guys im a girl give me attention because im a girl
please never stop making these threads they are all such high quality and promote thoughtful discussion

>>81581435
Yeah the bald part definitely sticks out to me.

If you were really bald I would want to see

OMG girl me too!
>Vagina is suuuuper deep (good for hiding things)
>Hates canaries (so much)
>Triggered by maps of Azerbaijan
>Favorite genre of music is miscellaneous in iTunes
>Removed all toilets from my house (I only eat what AI need to survive so no shitting or pissing)
>Has pica

Okay, pick-me.

I can't relate, OP. I am exactly like very other girl aside from you.

>>81581389 (OP)
>>dreams of going to America for real
You sound insufferable.
But I also want to go to America. Would be cool.

All women are fundamentally the same, and I fucking hate you cunts more than I can properly express. I sincerely hope every women who has ever been to this site has an awful, painful life and dies forgotten and broken. I fucking hate you all. I can barely even masturbate at this point. All I can think about is how women are such disingenuous, evil cunts that even just fantasizing about them makes them hate me automatically. Women HATE you so much they don't even want you to have five seconds of pleasure before going to sleep and then dragging yourself to another day of humiliation in their gynocentric cuntocratic "work"places just to be allowed the privilege of breathing and subsidizing women and their unending bullshit.

why are you bald??
>unorig

>>81581966
What is insufferable about wanting to travel?

>>81582117
You should not ever masturbate; playing with dicks is gay

>>81581389 (OP)
xD fuckin based and epic rly funny post anon ur hilarious

>>81582117
best anon on the board rn

>>81582533
samefagging homosexual, fuck off to >>>/lgbt/