Bluespike AMA - /r9k/ (#81584406) [Archived: 914 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:15:41 AM No.81584406
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16 years ago I went by the (now infamous) moniker Bluespike and while roleplaying as Julie I forced Chris Chan to shove the Sonichu medallion up his anus which caused him anal issues including fecal incontinence. While I am the most infamous and reviled individual on the internet nobody knows my true identity and it will forever remain a mystery as I have no interest to rejoin the trolling sphere especially since Chris Chan raped his mother and is now a criminal with too much attention.

Ask me anything
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:22:16 AM No.81584439
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:23:04 AM No.81584444
>>81584406 (OP)
What motivated you?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:26:16 AM No.81584455
>>81584406 (OP)
You're supposed to provide some kind of proof that you are who you say you are, dipshit
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:27:35 AM No.81584457
>>81584444
I had a rough time at home and at school. I was introduced to Encylcopedia Dramatica and PVCC and from there it just gradually became about impressing the older trolls who I thought were my friends. Looking back at it I cringe because they all hated me and especially since I took things too far it only made them hate me even more. I regret trolling Chris Chan at all and if I could go back I would make it so Chris Chan never experience Julie or max or any sort of trolling that I did.

>>81584455
Not happening. If I were doxxed my name would be all over the internet in mere minutes and I would be getting death threats in the mail.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:30:57 AM No.81584468
>>81584406 (OP)
It true that you're a MtF now?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:34:44 AM No.81584481
>>81584406 (OP)
Can you shove a medallion up your ass to prove it.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:37:08 AM No.81584486
>>81584468
>>81584481
Theres tons of Chris Chan content the og trolls would never release because it makes us all look horrible. I was the one who went too far trying to impress them but stuff like the sex chats (ie what to say) the trolls would fill my mind with deviant stuff to get lulz out of Chris
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:45:34 AM No.81584513
>>81584406 (OP)
I literally don't care about chris chan and fail to see why so many people are obsessed with him and keep bringing him up. Mentally ill people in general just make me feel kind of sad, I don't really see them like clowns or whatever.

>16 years ago
16 years before 16 years ago was 1993, in programming we have a meme "can it run doom", usually referring to the more famous sequel, but doom 2 wasn't even out yet in 1993, most here weren't even born. It was also the year Jurassic Park came out, that eponymous movie that we all faintly remember seeing when we were little as part of the 'educational' dino experience. Not really a question, just saying.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:54:55 AM No.81584537
>>81584457
What made you want to do it from the beginning?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:57:36 AM No.81584545
>>81584406 (OP)
Why should we ask you questions, who the hell cares about CwC anymore or bluespike, why even waste time on R9K answering random anon questions
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:58:47 AM No.81584552
>>81584406 (OP)
How did you manage to get with being on multi-hour long sex calls with Chris without your parents noticing? Surely any good parent would catch on to what could be grooming for all they know.

Also, how familiar are you with other lolcows? Did you stop following all that stuff once you realized just much you fucked up?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:05:07 PM No.81584578
>>81584552
How did you manage to get with being on multi-hour long sex calls with Chris without your parents noticing? Surely any good parent would catch on to what could be grooming for all they know.

My father worked from 5 til 9 PM and my mother frequently used to be out with boyfriends. Neither of them had any interest at all in raising me which is why I went online to places like ED and 4chan in the first place and got into trolling Chris Chan because that was the popular thing at the time.

I don't really follow any other lolcows too closely or care that much. I have long since moved on from trolling. Even the original Bluespike persona I was barely trolling, mostly I had questions prepared to me by older 20 - 22 yr old anons and had ideas and stuff to say to Chris. It wasnt like I did all of that singlehandedly by myself but I was more the mouthpiece for other trolling ideas. Julie Reveals Herself is the only content where it was 100% me winging it.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:06:54 PM No.81584583
>>81584537
See >>81584578
This is basically it. I was lonely and from a broken home and had power for the first time. Plus like I said most of the basic ideas and even the Ohio trip plans were the doings of other trolls and I just provided the voice in calls and chats.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:12:03 PM No.81584603
>>81584583
I'm sorry to hear that, is your life better nowadays? Have you ever tried to apologize or talk to Chris afterwards?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:17:22 PM No.81584634
>>81584603
Yes, I am better now. I follow Chris but I have no real desire to interact with him at all ever again. Chris has long since been milked of laughs and any apology to Chris after all this time would be pointless. It would be better to let him just forget Julie Milvana and Max entirely all those years ago and would only get me public attention I dont need.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:38:37 PM No.81584752
>>81584406 (OP)
Who was in CwCville Jail?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:40:09 PM No.81584759
>>81584457
What do you think wouldve happened to Chris if you had never done anything to him?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:51:14 PM No.81584833
>>81584406 (OP)
Gotta ask, how do we know its really you? Personally very skeptical about your claim and would appreciate some sort of proof instead of you just stating what you claim to be the truth. Also do you think Chris would be as fucked up as he is now if you had never messaged with him? Do you take any blame for how he turned out?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:58:42 PM No.81584891
>>81584759
>>81584833
I firmly believe Chris was always trans but I brought it out of him. I actually was trying to get him to burn the medallion on video as I thought that would make me popular at pvcc and basically king of the troll crowd so I gave Chris the option to burn it or shove it up his ass and he chose up his ass. I actually suspect now in retrospect that Chris was always lgbt and he was hiding what was natural for him. Him being trans and being into Barb was always there but the medallion thing might have pushed him over the line as it was too pleasurable for him to deny. Chris is definitely that weird sort of individual where he gets off on being trans and being talked to the way I did which creeps me out so much in retrospect
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:59:02 PM No.81585267
>>81584891
You ignored the whole first portion of my comment about how you are offering up absolutely no proof it was actually you. Atleast give us a picture with todays date or the first No. from this thread with a pic of the chat logs or whatever logged on and present on screen. The fact that your so against it shows how much of an attention seeker you really are
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:55 PM No.81585377
>>81585267
You 100% want that just so you can dox me on Reddit and then the whole internet goes after me. I wont post a picture but I will say that the Bluespike account on KF is fake and also the guy interviewed on that YouTube channel was also fake.

Jenkins Jinkies was Chris attempt at creating a troll persona clearly based on me- the 14 yr old homosexual kid from Boston (Im not from Boston but do have a regional accent and since I pronounced a few words differently he got it into his head that Im from Boston. Anyone claiming BS is from Boston is a fake and only parroting fake info they got from Chris).
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:29 PM No.81585425
>>81584457
>I had a rough time at home and at school. I was introduced to Encylcopedia Dramatica and PVCC and from there it just gradually became about impressing the older trolls who I thought were my friends. Looking back at it I cringe because they all hated me and especially since I took things too far it only made them hate me even more. I regret trolling Chris Chan at all and if I could go back I would make it so Chris Chan never experience Julie or max or any sort of trolling that I did.
I'm glad you learned your lesson, though it's a shame it had to be at the expense of someone else. Did you ever apologize to Chris or anything like that?
Do you have any desire to make amends by contributing positively to society or do you just want to live a normal life (neutral, not necessarily positive, i.e. work and home instead of church or charity or something)
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:24:48 PM No.81585451
>>81585425
See >>81584634
Neither Chris nor I would get anything out of publicly meeting him and apologizing. I am surprised he even remembered me and put me on his list of most hated trolls