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sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81585164 [Report] >>81585171 >>81585174 >>81585181 >>81585208
wwyd if an obese ugly bastard girl spawned in your basement.

(pest animal)
Anonymous No.81585171 [Report] >>81585193
>>81585164 (OP)
choke you dead and rape your corpse, then cut you into pieces and feed you street dogs
Anonymous No.81585174 [Report]
>>81585164 (OP)
what does a typical day of eating look like for you?
Anonymous No.81585181 [Report] >>81585193 >>81585200
>>81585164 (OP)
I'd grab a bat and beat you to death with it, you make me sick, just fuck off already.
These threads always the same shit, you and that one fucking fat fetishist who samefags, just add each other on discord so we can be free of you both.
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81585193 [Report]
>>81585171
>rape my corpse
gay
>feed me to street dogs
high cholesterol is bad for dogs but i kind of respect it
>>81585181
MATI
Anonymous No.81585200 [Report]
>>81585181
excuse me sir, this call is for you
Anonymous No.81585208 [Report] >>81585219
>>81585164 (OP)
Slay it for loot and xp
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81585219 [Report] >>81585229
>>81585208
its low xp and no loot but if you farm the spawn point you get more xp from killing and theres a higher chance of loot spawning along with them due to a multiplier on the spawn that increases with each kill
Anonymous No.81585229 [Report] >>81585258
>>81585219
there is no respawn foid, when i get my hands on you its game over
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81585258 [Report] >>81585282
>>81585229
the others are shell automatons produced by excess calories
Anonymous No.81585282 [Report] >>81585287
>>81585258
That's not a girl, that's an abomination, worth a lot more xp
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81585287 [Report]
>>81585282
yes thats what i meant by the multiplier.
Anonymous No.81585353 [Report] >>81585693
make her a pizza
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81585693 [Report] >>81585754
>>81585353
what kind o pizza?
Anonymous No.81585754 [Report] >>81585759
>>81585693
50% tomato 50% vodka sauce, thin cracker crust, sauteed spinach, mushroom (DEAL WITH IT), ground beef, roasted garlic MAYBE olives, and heavy mozarella (though I'd use low moisture), then once cooked maybe top with some ricotta...

Froze most of the extra ingredients the last time I made one which has been a few months.
Anonymous No.81585759 [Report]
>>81585754
oh also the tomato and vodka sauce is all homemade, with just some sugar, marzanno tomatoes, olive oil, and some vodka and LITTLE bit of cream