Pfffrt
Here is your food saar yummy curry with earth flavor

Umm that's poop

Yes yummy earthy.

Dude I don't eat poop.

Well here we all do. Now eat up

Just take your money and go

Whistles

Mem surround me and poop on the floor they shove me into the mess and command me to eat it.

I continue to refuse until they pen my extremities and pry my mouth open. They clap scream and chant in a ritual redolent of a chimpanzee tribal victory.

The ground beneath me shakes as i notice the boss man approaching.

300 pounds and reeking enough to make my last week here seem like a vacation in the Caribbean.

He hovers over me and releases a torrent of bright red poo.

I faint

Awaken in the hospital.

Doctor explains that poo is the first line treatment.

Vomit all over myself.