Birmingham edition

just want are eva6 back lads

>central mosque
are there satellite mosques and the centralists look down on them?

WW3 is imminent

does anyone have pics of mark from the 90s?

>>81587705
she's moved away from an internet community that was making her feel bad, while she had some family stuff going on and had relapsed with self-harm.

she's better off now, i reckon. /britfeel/ was just some daft thing she was into for a while. and we know, as we've always known, we are horrible people.

Ruthmong dying trying to capture an iranian oilfield

>WW3 is iminent
>Missles flying over my house in qatar

>>81587728
It's in the archives, little fella

New slots arcade has just employed a 10/10 woman, all the rest are bald middle aged blokes and nerds. There is one that is suspectfully a tranny in disguise as well.

>>81587732
NTA but, this makes me feel bad. I teased her a bit over lesbian stuff.
>we are horible people
I don't think WE are, but some of US are, and I am one of them.

>>81587769
I meant to capitalise SOME, desu.

If anyone wants to see something that looks like legit mum/son incest go on xivdeos and type in "latlif"

Going to warn you right now. The lad is clearly a mentally disabled middle aged guy and his mum is like late 60s, so might be better keeping this fantasy to 2D / 3D animations

>>81587672
>>81587656
>>81586937
I'm OP
I'm runt wam
I'm still here

>>81587761
>a 10/10 woman
>a tranny in disguise
same person?

>>81587784
sorry mate I'm about as creative as an overcooked chip butty

>>81587784
25 is a bit old to be doing graffiti, isn't it?

>>81587714
No but they do have a local mini pope. Mosques in an area do act like satellites and confer with a larger imman. Its a lot like the mafia in a sense. We are being colonised

>>81587741
Without the promise of a wife, he's not signing up to anything, and neither should he

>>81587789
nah the tranny in disguise is a guy with long hair and glasses, he has nice skin too. He/She is cute tbf, the 10/10 woman could be a model if she was taller.

im a woman now youtubers,
ive decided to become one of them trannies.
trans rites are human rites x

>>81587804
I don't call its graffiti really as I don't operate in the scene its more street art

when I was younger it was pure graffiti

>no casualties

nothingburger confirmed

>>81587829
no worries lad. i watch animation and read graphic novels so i know how you feel.

>>81587836
We never, ever lose do we.

>>81587804
How old do you think known graffiti artists are?

because anyone known I can assure you is over 25

yeah see that thing you like.. bit gay mate innit

>>81587836
>>81587840
i think something will happen. can't wait for you all to get wrecked into the stratosphere where there's an undeniable somethinging.

Qatar intercepted every single missile. God damn the Iranians REALLY suck at war.

https://x.com/ExxAlerts/status/1937200284650078372

>>81587822
>im a woman now youtubers,
howling

Brother blasting Kneecap. TBF he did show me them in 2018

>>81587838
>>81587829
so do I lad gimmy something good to look at

you can have Memories 1995 if you've seen it waa waa

>>81587866
what if i like bumming lad

Noel Edmonds building a business in New Zealand. Reckon he's trying to cash in on the "celeb does tedious wank" ie Jeremy Clarkson Farm

>>81587822
Wow babes ur skin is glowing is that the cow dung or the tmau x

>>81587822
seasideMARCIA

>>81587869
I wish you was right, but sadly we haven't lost yet. Nothing has happened since 1939 and the roll continues.

>>81587874
It was symbolic, lad. Like they did after Soleimani

>all the Scots are miserable
>rampant hard drug abuse as they try to escape the misery
>NHS rocks up
>"dw lads we found the cure for your depression, hard drugs!"
wot

>Iranians told the USA to empty the airbase and bombed an empty field

Nothingburger bros win again

i like that Jim Sterling lady, me.

SHE wrote "get back in the kitchen" jokes as a game reviewer back in the day. but now people aren't allowed to. it was only her, and only in the past.

good time to fall asleep right about now

>>81587822
I would. NgI

>>81587905
>her
He also posted pictures on twitter of having another fella's cum on his face to "own" a game developer.
Lad's a fucking retarded cuck.

>>81587912
YO LIL DONNIE

>>81587878
>Brother blasting Kneecap

>>81587899
>hard drugs
i mean they're considering bumping up the classification, but the classifications make no sense (see: David Nutt's whole thing).

you can get it on prescription in the US. can confirm it very rapidly just GETS RID of depression, but then the problem lies in abusing it (which i do).

do research, do trials, make fancy lil sprays for people who have treatment-resistant depression.

>>81587926
Don't listen to them, but appreciate their tunes. They were far better before English people started listening to them

Gregs hill climbing experience will come in handy while traverising the Alborz

>>81587898

Yeah, lame af. Hopefully Israel takes out the Ayatollah. The old fucker just constantly teases happenings but never seems to follow through. At least Saddam did some mental shit before getting canned.

Best bussy in newcastle

>>81587966
Glasgow vs Newcastle bussy

don't compare em man just enjoy them

>>81587966
You'd have to fuck every bussy in newcastle to know that.

Fucking sick of all the porn pretending to be step-siblings or mommy shit, lads.

Getting drunk now, proper NEET wiss up, it monday x

>>81587979
Chika's bf probably has

Reckon I'm the fattest lad on /britfeel/

>>81587822
>a lost three years of ma life on heroin

Bloody ell

>>81587979
I can dream mateyy

>>81587998
Would take some going that

gay men britfeeling x

>>81587946
It's a shame the Supeme Leader of Iran doesn't take into consideration that a lad in Sunderland with learning difficulties would like to be entertained while he's stinking out his nappy

>Iran gave Qatar and Iraq advanced notice before launching the missiles giving the American troops time to shelter

Kek what a load of fakeassery. Truman Show fake war bullshit. The Germans never gave us a heads up during the Blitz.

Dipping strawbs in Crossys choco fountain

>>81588010
I'm 26.5 stone. 6ft 4
I'm comically fat

>>81588012
I thought that was gonna be like
>I told them to give it to my biggest hater
>so they gave it to me

Nothingburger bros keep winning

>>81588023
Obviously they'd warn them via backchannels you low IQ mong

Bulk buying febreze me. We all beat flatulence in life.

HHL would you ever bow down to a divine arse?

>>81587677
Yesh.Nice thing about quitting vaping.Much less interactions required in shops.Only thing is they made it that you need to have ID for my panadol extras nd my loperamide nd my wee ibuprofens nd IN THE CO OP FOR MY FXING GAVISCONS!!!!!!!!It comes up on self service.What the fuck.But today i jst got apples,pink lady.x

>>81588005
crossy looks cute here x

>Alright mate, yeah I'm just garn fire some cheeky missiles at that military base of yours? When you say? Probably bout an hour or so give a take. Cheers mate, stay safe x

>>81588023
They can't do shit against the israeli jets. Why would they want the americans to join in?

>>81588048
oh shes been ikea x

>male vtubers
LOL

Off gymington, hopefully not packed with zoomers, could be at this time.

>>81588048
what the fuck, i got wonky tummy and they never have to ID me for gavvy or nexium or anything. painkillers sure, they dont want you to chug the lot
you need a new shop m8, my tesco lets you buy gavison with gay abandon

i feel awkward with it too so i just build up and buy all the ID-able stuff in one shop so i dont need to do it again for a day or two

I told my gf about HHL and she was shocked by it.

Dear satna, can I has 1 of these for christmust, fanks.

Thers nowhere to go at the end of the day.But its either walk in circles to nowhere or sit in the house getting fat bc of fluoxetine.

Dont even rly know why i take this shit desu we all know it does nothing

>>81588095
Find the local cottaging spot and service some old men x

>>81588095
do the mental elf walks help?

>>81588105
which shit? gavvy does help, but if you got rancid indigestion or acid reflux then nexium works wonders for me even if it takes a few days to get there

oh my days i am bored and got nothing to do in life x

>>81588138
this catchphrase sucks

Miss my virgin and pure eva6 so much

>>81588077
Lol same
Considered jst shoplifting painkillers to get out of it
That day i mind i wanted the painkillers but i felt not in a good way so am like that ill jst get the gaviscon today nd then next thing the thing goes off.I was so scunnered n disgusted that they would even do that.

>>81588141
its the new trend on britfeel so get used to it

>>81588147
dunno if it helps but weirdly i dont get ID'd for painkillers from amazon, as I got panadol at a good price but since then its normally overpriced last I checked

It lush and I mean lush. Southern fried tofu and mac and ch**se

>>81588116
No prozac i mena.I love gaviscon.
>>81588114
It jst helps me sleep at night which helps overall.Wance i stopped doing them i was staying up to 8 in the morning again.

>>81588174
>prozac
Yeah renowned for doing chuff all guv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWr0E_Qb39A

>>81588173
looks fucking woeful

>>81588172
Nvr thought about amazon for stuff like that.Its about 50p more than the shops which is worth not getting idd.Thanx.I love my panadol extras.Fizzy water ones.Theyre 6 quid in tescos now but i love them.Gaviscon in co was like that 7 quid.

Having some ginger snaps me x

Oh my days Ruth's had like 10 beers on the beer app just now

>>81588211
gavvy has been cheaper on amazon for me sometimes to get the big fat packs that last for ages
painkillers usually less so but handy to just order with other stuff so i dont forget, but i dont blame you for going to the shops, and it helps you get walkies in init

who on earth gets ID'd for painkillers on the shop, just don't use self checkout for IDable items

>>81588173
grim lid

Had to use gaviscon all the time cus i made myself that sick with nicotine doing too much of it n the only thing that worked was gaviscon when i was ready to throw up.Quite bad that i jst considered that normal

>>81588242
dont wanna talk to someone

>>81588242
Thenu have to talk to them so they added a ID thing on self service to stop you from getting out of that

>>81588203
>>81588243
Better than what most of the lids here are eating though I reckon

>>81588256
yeah mate it proper stupid, even pops up on machine for energy drinks now

>>81588259
mate they could be eating beans on toast and id take it over your pitiful meal

>>81588028
Fuckin hell Ive been dethroned lads. Im #2 around here now. Gutted. Not for long though I have been dieting today and with that announcement that monjarno is available for fatties with a BMI above 40 I will try and get it.
>>81587141
Had a chicken salad for lunch and a seafood salad for dinner. It lush.

>>81588263
Would be kewl if you could jst scan your id or something

>>81588263
one time the guy who came over to ID me at self checkout saw it was for energy drinks and started telling me about these different ones he preferred and recommended it
i had fucking headphones on and he still wanted to shill me a hipster energy drink brand

PANTSU
Phwoar, if you know what I mean.

>>81588270
But that's mean anon

Brother wants to get a job and I asked him today how many jobs have you applied for last week and he said 5. I said. Brother you need to be applying for about 100 a day in this economy and he had a little melty over it. He dosent stand a chance does he lads..

>>81588301
just being honest, chief

>>81588259
get a neet feast down ya lad

>>81588309
not sure you're in any position to give advice about finding work and contributing to society though

>>81588173
I ws vegan for a few yrs n ate shit like this all the time,,1 day i was in town nd feeling overwhelmed nd just upset n i went in tescos something just came over me n i got 1 of those sausage rolls thats cooked the hot ones.Nd ran outside nd scoffed it.Felt devastated but also that it was delicious.So that was the end of it.My wee sister was vegan for much longer than me.Like 10 yrs n shes only just recently past few weeks went back to eating meat.Dont know why exactly.

I kinda wanna try the vegan steaks that are on offer. But the best vegan steak costs like 6 quid for a bit of steak. Apparently it's pretty good but like fuck that's expensive for some pea protein

for every animal you dont eat, I will eat 3

>>81588315
I regularly do lad. Most days I'm on pack noodles or Huel. I just happened to have the energy to get some better food in today

i don't eat my friends x

>>81588343
Oh shit, guess I'm goanna start eating animals again

>>81588359
useful given he was an insufferable prick with no friends, really did give him a lot to choose from

>>81588359
Your mum is my friend and I say I'm eating her. Eating her fanny!

I was at a animal sanctuary nd saw these 2 wee chickens walking about nd ave seen chickens before but for some reason i thought how could i eat you, its not right nd i jst realised how fucked up it is to do so.That was 2019.But i eat meat now.To be honest i think the diet made me quite weak n depressed feeling.

>>81588309
Nope, there's not enough jobs to do 100 a day, there are some that need specific qualifications for, some you need a degree.
100 a day is unachievable. 5 in a week is slow, but still good (IMO).
If he's trying, he's trying, not just sat on his arse doing nothing. Sure, it's close to the bare minimum, but better than nothing.

reckon i could go vegetarian, but vegan is too autistic. i love dairy far too much... and eggs
are eggs even considered vegetarian? probably not
i fucking hate animals though

>>81588416
vegetarian is just "no meat" so eggs fly, although I imagine they put in the effort to get free-range or organic yknow

>Iranian security sources saying Israel and the U.S. are planning are "false flag" attack on a civilian airliner over the region which will be blamed on Iran

Corr

evening de lads evening de lads x

>song features an Alan Watts sample

>>81588479
Evan ing da boys

Just eaten a full pack of blue ribbons,
Feel a little bit sick now. Dont usually eat sweet stuff anymore desu

>>81588359
Ebin's father?

laying in bed feeling like need a poo

Told my wife about blad and she said he sounds sexy

Told my mother about Crossy and she said she'd love a foot massage too

Lollers mate please just turn yourself in. prison has counsellors who can help rehabilitate people like you.

>Didn't even get a Toby today

>>81588535
oooooh no thisa v bad next time do 20 press ups and do not be a fatty boombatty !

>>81588601
anya taylor joy and Phoebe bridger but who the other?

>>81588511
every motherfuckin psytrance binaural beats healing/whatever track does this

I just dont like roundabouts lads, small ones are easy, the concept is easy but I hate it when you get onto like a 4 exit one and its just absolutely heaving with traffic and youve got people not indicating or going really fast, look at the direction of the tires and such but the one near me can be pure mayhem

>>81588547
I thought that was Ebin in the thumbnail too. But no, this is Ebin's father

>>81588600
guess you're now having a Toby starvery

>>81588599
Have you considered turning yourself in

>>81588635
no because i'm scared of prison

>>81588628
Kek, good one lad. At least I got an Oxfam (Brighton)

Currently on a train without a ticket me, oh aye. Will need to get one before Victoria though

>>81588628
7/10 good one that

Tom 'BOSH' Skinner has endorsed Robert Jenrick. How disappointing.

>>81588618
for me its just a couple random metal or post-rocky shit

>>81588601
Done 17.. im weak tho

i hope my favourite YouTube endorses American politician, and my favourite Twitch streamer condemns bad group. this is important stuff.

>>81588585
Its not like that.My mmy is on her feet 12 hours.Am proud of her.Dealing with all kind of grim shite every day.Nd has to do it w a smile.Am scunnered that she works that hard nd get paid less then somebody typing on a keyboard in their "home office" in their underwear.I dont care.Theres nothing somebody does on a keyboard thats harder work or more important.Its not right.I was thinking the other day when anons was saying about nurses moving to other countries.Well pay them more in the 1st place.Not saying its a competition.But i cant accept somebody on a keyboard should get paid more than my mmy.No chance.It just doesnt add up.And free Lucy.x

Licking Crossy's mum's arsehole with a delicate countenance.

anon I saw you looking at my feet

>>81588706
not saying she should, but has your mammy ever killed anyone?

just my opinion but Lucy crossed a line, in my opinion

Anyone in London want a free ticket to Brighton?

>>81588716
Stepdad probably does this every fortnight or so

>>81588739
Have you got one for Nottingham?

>>81588706
>Theres nothing somebody does on a keyboard thats harder work or more important
Massive retard moment.

>>81588739
Had a mate in Brighton once, started balding at 18 and had a incredibly round head

I wouldn't mind beating someone up from here. Probably Helper. Proper kick the shit out of him, I reckon (if he hasn't already left it in his nappy).

>>81588760
did you get together after that?

>>81588777
We can have some gentleman's fisticuffs if you fancy when you're in Coventry

>>81588750
Like 90% of keyboard jobs nobody would notice if they disappeared tomorrow Oh shit has anybody seen a credit controller Excuse me is there a payroll administration on this aeroplane??

>>81588799
Has to be brutal. Think I'd cave his head in to be honest.

>>81588814
ye but the thing is if they did disappear lets say due to AI then what do you do with millions of unemploidies? give them bennies and cover their rent? not enough jobs as is eventhough a lot are bullshit keyboard jobs.

I fear I am more Bruce from filth than rust from true detective

>>81588868
Actress who plays Peggy always looks like she's smelling a fart.

>>81588814
you ever heard of this thing called "banks" mate? or like energy production?

Aaaaa its an emergency i need a human resources manager right now

Got that baked potatty in the ovenx

>>81587722
npc mong

listening to Joji and thinking about the ex de lads x

>>81587822
you know he would if he could scam money from it

>>81588882
computer programmers already typed in the code for those things to run themselves.

i go hard in the mothr fuckin paint nigga

>>81588777
This but chika's bussy

>>81588896
what toppings will you go for

>>81588935
thats a uh a man

https://youtu.be/ZXo_pYUC1ts?si=0nerMeOfi0d4R_fD

Going driving with dad. Reverse parking today - my blind spot (pun very much intended). Test in 2 weeks.
Beep beep, beep beep, yeah!

It's time to come clean. I am behind the recent spate of nappy posting. I am Greg Austin. I am an adult baby and I'm proud of it. Here is a photograph of me shortly after the 2024 Midlands Adult Baby convention at the NEC. I hope you can all come to accept me for who I am.

>>81588913
What AI tool did you use to make those pics?

>>81588961
FLOCKA!
brick squaaaaaaaad

>>81588935
>>81588961
Nothing will ever be funnier than smoking weed and watching Eric Andre at 17 years old. Good times... Ahhh

>>81588913
We got a right faggot over here

I told my mum about Shippy the other day. She couldn't believe it.

beavo has endorsed the lib dems, mad ting but you know the rules lol

>bunch of chav roasties on the train
>"Do you think she's got nice legs"
>Yeah they're alright
>"She's 15, you're a nonce"
>Oh alright
>"Not really she's 19 don't worry"

Like being in /britfeel/ IRL

>>81588971
C'mon Greg you expect us to believe that? That photo is clearly from the 2011 convention. Your hairline is much diminished since.

wish i could build an underground bunker

>>81589062
Why? Just make an inner refuge in your boxroom

>>81589108
i already have, but my boxroom is upstairs and feels somewhat expose
it would feel more comfy if i was deep underground somewhere

>>81589124
Corr post a pic of the inner refuge mate or tell us about it

>>81589035
now that she's said she's 19, it's fine to shag her even if she is 15 and it's a double bluff

really shouldn't be smoking weed before 25, imo

>>81589183
>really shouldn't be smoking weed
Could have ended it there

>>81589191
nah, what if someone is 26?

>>81589183
>YOU CANT SMOKE WEED, YOU'RE ONLY 24 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD

>>81589225
wow anon you've solved the problem with age limits. good job.

>>81589183
I'm fucked then. Weed at 15, LSD at 16. Heroin at 17. I'm a proper wrongun I am. Almost 30 years of it.

Reckon I need a new phone de lads, current one keeps overheating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHT-Fkcgyvg

>reached the age where I started enjoying crosswords

>>81589305
Im still using a iPhone 7 from 2015 kek. When I go on normiegram and boomerbook it gets hot as hell, quite funny actually.

>>81589339
i have one of those books of 365 crosswords from The Works. started about 2/3rds of them, haven't finished a single one.

decided i'm not allowed to look anything up, so if i just don't know the name of something, that's it, i'm fucked.

>>81589373
Defeats the purpose looking it up don't it? But you would learn new words. Maybe set a time limit per crossword and if you don't get it then look it up.

>>81589373
you gotta look it up if you wanna get better for next time
it also doesnt help that crosswords have regular fill words they like which they reuse and make your life easier. the new york crossy fucking loves shoving ETSY into everything

Hate those cryptic crosswords they're a load of bollocks.

Wonder if Blad has Boktai...

Told my dad about HHL the other day. It was not what he wanted to hear.

>>81587678 (OP)
Pakistanis and Afghanis are supreme

>>81589394
>>81589420
if i incidentally come across 'an extinct species of flightless bird' or whatever, great.
but if i have 'd_d_' and i don't know what the missing letters are, i'm NOT just putting random vowels.

my life's goal is to complete this book without cheating.

>>81589499
whatever bro, im gonna alphabet run the last word all day and live a happy carefree life as a result B)

>>81589506
enjoy your dadb bird wrong answers then, nerd. might as well just put 'aaaaaaa' for everything if you don't care about getting it right, just filling in the squares.

>>81589124
>upstairs
so got a cupboard under those stairs? make a trapdoor and go wriggling under the floorboards, might wanna rent a shopvac with a long hose it's gonna be builders dust galore under there

we have no life in life dee lads x

>>81589522
fuck sake lads
forgot image

>>81589531
Seek employment my lad

Another disastrous drive with dad. Utter control freak, basically grabbing for the wheel. I've been learning with my instructor for about a year - I'm excellent at driving already. Dad reckons he knows better than my instructor

>>81589531
need to at least get that up to 10 hours a day

>>81589584
need to fit in edging sessions somewhere

>>81588958
Chicken + pesto,first thing ave ate today

no update from rice & beans anon (

just shat out a poo shaped like eva6

its a nickname, the family name is helperelli or some shit

Having a few Wonday weers and watching that FIFA Club World Cup me. Oh aye x

>>81589706
Nothing wrong with having a couple of beers

>>81589435
that sun game on the GBA? I dont collect for GBA sadly. NES, Gameboy, SNES, N64 and Gameboy color only.

>>81589755

>Nothing wrong with having a couple of beers

True. It Monday x

found out the new guy in my assisted living house is a nonce

>>81589781
Put a brick through his window with the words NONCE written on it.

For me its a few ciders and some three cheese toasties and the great escape on da telly

Reet chilled night da boys
Might do some surveys later for some moneys. Wish i had some viddy games to play. I do have stardew on my phone.

>>81589781
sounds like he needs some assisted dying then, lad

>>81589781
Deffo make him unwelcome tho
Thems the rules

>>81589807
Suggestions about what to use to write on the brick and make it legible?

tempted to go on the piss HHL style but its a big week for me and i have to stay fresh, garn bed in 30

im garn local

>>81589826
"You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer"

(print it in Times New Roman, then use a marker and tracing paper)

>>81589850
Always makes me giggle this image. He looks so cheeky.

Yanklass, come back

How do I keep it Helperstyleee?

>>81589826
Easy. Black marker pen.

>>81589891
Long neck, short penis and low IQ

>>81589891
shit your nappy
keeps you happy
as well as beers
to hide your fears
don't forget the cheeky bag
to get a good one be a fag

Big B on the Big Burgers

plan:
1. diazepam, give it 40 mins
2. decide THEN if i want a takeaway
3. if so, order takeaway
4. do NOT think about the HHL image as i'm collecting it from the driver

alternative plan:
1. same as above
2. sleep

>2 beggars ask me for money
>Offer them a free ticket to Brighton
>They both recoil
Why do they even let beggars in?

>>81589923
they should build a wall around London.
(but it's to keep Londoners in.)

>>81589891
Choose pampers over pussy

Quite bloated after that ngl but it was ok.Codeine time now

Just put some tendies in the oven if that's alright with you de lids?

I phone in sick about once a week these days

Update on blards diet?

>>81589964
your manager hates you and knows you're skiving
no-one is sick more than a couple times a year minimum

walcohol is haram

>>81589975
Salads on tap at b towers oh aye

>>81589977
I literally just say "I've done 2 15 hour shifts back to back, I'm exhausted" and he's like "fair enough"

>>81589964
Im unironically a manager and i hate people like you. Mongs who rather have a day off which they waste doing fuck all and get even more depressed than try to improve their lives

>>81589915
Not anymore lid.
>>81589975
Doing well. Had porridge for breakfast, chicken salad for lunch and seafood salad for dinner it lush. Only on day 1 my lid.

>>81590003
All managers are cunts so believe me when I say this everyone hates you more than you could ever hate them lmao

>>81590003
Don't give your wagies 15 hour shifts 2 days in a row then

>>81590003
State of you

big fight going on in the mcdonalds under my flat again

>>81590005
Keeping my fingers crossed for you me lid, I'd rather you didn't have to inject yourself with dodgy weight loss jobbies.

>Im unironically a manager and i hate people like you

i wish i interacted with everyone here differently and i didnt respond to sexual things maybe it wouldve been more normal

>>81590057
OH MY DAYS shes back x

>>81590057
I don't want Crossy to stop posting

>>81590057
Eva lass don't take it so seriously we are just a bunch of mongs one and all.
*sniffs your arse*
Corrrr, I was getting withdrawal!

like if you search eva6 in desuarchive everything is sexual and i dont want that i just want friends

>>81590057
You're taking it too seriously lass now show us your arse x

Only 13 Oxfams to go

Tavistock
Totnes
Bristol (3)
Wells
Cranleigh
Hove
Deal
Matlock
Belper
Ashbourne
Beverley

>>81590072
Don't think anyone you know IRL will be searching you up so don't know why you're worried.

>>81590072
best of lucky with that on 4chins mate, especially if you own the lady parts thats just a massive red flag
you're better off posting anon really, no chance of people going straight in on you for the usual "gis a shag"

>>81590089
Oh my days
What about Notingham?

>>81590093
>you're better off posting anon really,
But she won't get the attention then

>>81590101
then i guess she can just get fucked then, cant trip and expect normal behaviour about it
even avatarfagging will get banter directed at you

>>81590072
How did you find this thread? You just appeared out of the blue and instantly started posting your passport. Whilst saying you've never been here before.

>>81590072
Literally no idea who you are. Other anons right. If you want friends just be anon and what a writing style instead.. easy g

>>81590093
>lady parts
Corr

MY PLUG IN BAAAAABYYYY
CRUCIFIES MY ENEMIES
WHEN I'M TIED OF GIIIIIVINGGGG

>>81590057
>>81590072
> if you search eva6 in desuarchive
i'm glad you did. a lot of us have legitimately been worried about you yo.

>>81590100
Already got Nottingham, there are sort of 3 in Nottingham anyway, one over the River in West Bridgford and one in Beeston, but got all 3 anyway

>>81589616
really doesnt look appetising lad, but i know pesto always tastes good while making meals look horrendous

>>81590113
Have a writing style instead.
Like me.. mines i cant spell

I was having a wank in me boxroom at 3am in the morning, yeah? Just your usual stuff; a bit of Blacked and all that. Anyway, as soon as I came I shouted at the top of my lungs "OH MY DAYS" and mumberg ran in wondering what was wrong. Poor lass caught a stray in the eye and had to wear a patch for a few weeks. OH MY DAYS!

When I was playing Pokemon stadium 2 on hard mode today I had a bit of a melty and punched myself in my leg full pelt. Its still stinging but fucking hell I was ripping my hairs out at it. Apparently its the hardest Pokemon game to complete at 100%

would love to be evas friend sadly you cant make proper friends on anonymous forum threads

>>81590126
>punching yourself over pokemon
Mate are you mentally stuck at 14

>>81590117
i am okay i have just been separating myself from people irl
>>81590134
if i was anonymous you would have no way of even contextualising the idea of being friends with me
that is why i trip

>>81590125
In love with this gimmick and howling at your stories so keep it up my lad x

my writing style?
no real tricks
it'll be a while
before it clicks

>>81590134
You sort of can.

>>81590126
Why's it so hard lid? Just OP AI or bollocks RNG? I mostly played the mini games on this as a kid.

>>81590125
>Just your usual stuff; a bit of Blacked and all that.

Someone should start a personality that only posts and replies in haikus

>>81590143
Do you have a drug or drinking problem? You were in here slurring about relapsing or something. Hope you're doing well.

i wish people looked at me like how they look at blad its just banter and not sexual

>>81590143
Okay but why did you put a trip on on allegedly the first hour you'd ever been on britfeel. Nobody does that. That's like something you've planned in advance.

>>81590143
>i am okay i have just been separating myself from people irl
glad to hear it. sorry for being one of the dicks (never been any of the sexuals, but as other anons say, sometimes that's just 4chan)

you could try therapy (or IAPT) or something?

Will be eating some strawbs after my dinner (which is cooking). Heres one for you crossy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

>>81590162
fuck off!! go away!!

>>81590072
You can never be friends with sex starved incels. It would be like Bernard Matthews being mates with someone who is starving for a bit of turkey.

>>81590143
>if i was anonymous you would have no way of even contextualising the idea of being friends with me
You don't get friends if you trip as you get people banging on to you about other shit. You become anonymous and just half recognisable, and if you actually want proper regular friends you need to have them on places off here like having a throwaway discord or some other shit.
You're saying "I can't make friends on a 4chan general full of degens and NEETs" and the only answer to that is "correct". You just make a connection with a couple you like, then talk to them somewhere else.

I'm not an expert or nothing, but I still (irregularly) talk to people I made friends with when there was a /brit/ thread on /soc/ that wasn't just "hookups?" like 10+ fucking years ago.

>>81590162
Trust me lass anytime I post to Blad it has sexual undertones you wouldn't believe.
*licks lips*

>>81590162
Oh my days it's just words on a screen everyone here is a mong and blad gets sexually abused too

>>81590149
Well with all the other matches and cups you can use your own Pokemon, in challenge cup you have to use shitty rental ones that have shit moves and stats. Thats what makes it difficult and yeah shit AI, shit RNG and cheating cunts having 2 turns. Done it now and saved it forever so I dont have to do it again.

>>81590143
Why are you trying to make friends with unemployed 30 year olds in the first place?

while we're on the topic of Ebins relatives, has to be his brother? spitting image.

>>81590179
based tyler "just close ur eyes"

>>81590162
desu it is just banter people make fun of blads weight all the time its the same thing

>>81590184
i think there is people just like me here lurking and i want to be friends with those people
my personality is not some kind of unicorn that is 1 in a million

>>81590194
There's people like a 20 year old upper class female tik tok user here? That's what you really think.

>>81590194
There are no people like you here. We are all men

Not a fan of the sexual stuff myself. Couldnt imagine it 20 posts a day though, dont blame Eva for not liking it here, you nasty spacks are driving the women away.

We are all GAY MEN.

>>81590187
Funny how the chud guy ended up as a gigachad

>>81590194
most lads here never speak to women so they get a bit over excited

The problem is that women can't handle the lads banter I think and everyone here is posting with 10 levels of irony behind them.

>>81590204
Can't handle the heat then get out the kitchen.
This is a spaff danger zone.

mean or not youre all very funny people and that is what comforts me
its like sam hyde he is a father figure to me

>>81590194
Out of everywhere on the internet you think this is the place where there's people like you? But you'd only been here for 5 minutes before you put a trip on? Something off desu.

Impregnating eva6

>its like sam hyde he is a father figure to me
If that's not ironic that might be the saddest shit I've ever read.

>>81590215
>its like sam hyde he is a father figure to me
hes a rapist though

women just ruin everything. just fuck off and leave me and my other NEET benders in peace

comforting sex with eva

>>81590215
who is your favourite in the fishtank?

Blad uses a typing wand because his fingers are too fat for the keys LMAO

Haven't kept up with Sam Hyde in years but enjoyed that sketch show they briefly had on the telly.

Ejaculating millions of sperm into Eva6's vagina, which proceed to swim into her womb and fertilise her egg, which then implants and grows into a sprog over the next 9 months, causing her belly to swell in the process, which she rubs frequently

>>81590224
are you talking about marky
>>81590222
hes 40ish, and is a funny person, and has his deep moment
>>81590230
i look up to da wrench, i would wanna be friends with ayreh, and i am most similar personality-wise to ellie
so my favourite is probably da wrench.

>>81590234
Yeah but then he gives the ladies them girthy fingering sessions. Like getting assaulted by a packet of cumberland sausages.

>>81590242
>hes 40ish, and is a funny person, and has his deep moment
That's a very low bar to call something as serious as "a father figure". Basically just "mature with good humour"?
I dunno luv, I feel like you gotta admire better people or at least just see them as funny lads and nowt more serious. Rick Mayall made me laugh my tits off but I didn't start idolising him.

my whorish eva returns!!

>>81590244
>Like getting assaulted by a packet of cumberland sausages.
Or BritNormie's cock

>>81590251
i dont admire him i just see him as a father figure theyre different things

eva6 consider ignoring the "sex with eva!" people and focusing on the "we actually like you" people

people are winding you up. you are ALSO winding yourself up.

>>81590072
If you search posts by your trip on desuarchive it's at least 50% probably more sex drivel. That's what you've chosen to be all about you can't decide you'd rather be pure all of a sudden lmao.

>I am your friend and I care about you, is there anything you need?
>Well I am starving for sex and affection from a woman. Can you give me that?
>No

See Eva? You can never be friends with these lads. They are thirsty, and you are water. They can never relate to you in any other way

>>81590258
why would you have a father figure you dont admire
think you and i got really different ideas of what constitutes a father figure, to me that means a lot

Eva discovering at the 20 week scan that her sprog will be a boy and calling him Bradley

>>81590272
ugly name
also i would want a girl

>>81590234
Nothing fat about my hands at all lid.

cant be fucking arsed threads gone to shit again

At that age lads where I'm probably gonna be in bed in like 15 minutes to watch shit on youtube and pass out.

>>81590275
By 'would want' you mean want, you want a sprog in your belly right now

I SAID I JUST DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK

WANNA STAY HERES DRINKING ALL YOUR WEERS PLEASE DON'T PLEASE DON'T

TAKE ME HOME

>>81590280
are you ginger? your arm hair looks ginger.
maybe blonde

>>81590280
built for holding 17 burgers in one tower for a single chomp down

>>81590280
what's that kino lad?

>>81590280
also it looks like you're watching pornography

>>81590300
Yes. I love the colour of my hair.

>>81590280
Are you watching cowboy porn?

eva6, post hand(s).

eva cannot escape the sexual nature of incels on this general, you'll have to anon post lass because these lot are reprobates, sort of on you though for picking this place out of every single place on the internet, yanklass anon posts

>>81590332
>you'll have to anon post lass
But then she wouldn't get the endless sexual attention, which she wants

>>81590306
>>81590305
Keeping it private. For my eyes only.

Havin a snooze in the radisson blu tonight lids.
Alas thread is so focused on tripmongs that no one will notice this blogpost.

Eva's blonde pubic hair

>>81590347
I notice it mate, just 'ate sleeping in hotels

>>81590306
looks like C-3PO and Jar Jar

do miss having hair that could dry in 10 minutes, lumbar length wavey hair takes the fucking piss to dry, idk why I do it to myself but I dont really want to cut it

>>81590356
Potent virile semen dripping down Eva's thigh

watching pornography with eva6

>>81589339
>>81589373
Wait til you start enjoying cryptics. Now that's boomercore

Ate a whole pot of Ben & Jerries and now my acid reflux is kicking off.
How could this happen to me

>>81590347
hotels make me a bit on edge, get worried sommet spooky might happen

>>81590364
Getting closer. I posted it off trip a while ago. Give you something to keep you occupied for a while kek.

>>81590306
Eva, are you still a virgin?

wouldn't mind licking eva6's fresh scars.

but not in a sexual way.

>>81590347
London or Bristol?

>>81590360
Fair enough. Mr Noseberg ain't giving me a choice unfortunately.
Business travel can be womfy tbf.

>>81590382
is it star wars porn?
>>81590383
answered this but yes

Slathering the inside of Eva6's vagina with my semen

kek this fucking lad is watching starwars porn

>>81590393
It can be but I find it's more likely I get a shit night's sleep. Our finance fella loves Premier Inn and sometimes it's lovely and other times its fucking SHIT

Holding Eva6's legs open forcefully enough that it prompts her to ask "we can stop if I want to at any time, right?" Before saying "Sure" and ramming my cock so forcefully up her pussy that it starts to become difficult for her

please god let it be starwars porn this will make my night

Apologies. Im a bit manic at the moment and when that happens I do inappropriate, reckless things. I usually dont post sexual content its not my thing it was just a joke just my sense of humour thats all.

>>81590398
>>81590422
YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INTO LADS INTO STAR WARS LORE
NOW YOU'RE INTO BLAD WATCHING DROID PORN???

MAKE SOME SENSE

Have you fags never seen the joke of people leaving cropped out porn or questionable tabs of pictures?
Unless BLad is actually jorking it to "jar jar gives backshots" in which case thats fair he's got me beat.

>>81590422
Just for you if it will make you happy. For the record I saved it because I found it funny. I do not masturbate to star wars pornography.

>>81590427
no i just think it would be funny if it was star wars porn.
also the thing i said about lore was more or less symbolic of my type of man.

eva prefers fat men

Blad I remember that picture I was the one who asked you to post it. MEESA HORNEY!

>>81590430
i think people get the gag lad, not like it appeared by magic.
we're still curious.

>>81590436
spat my drink out blad what the fuck

On them 4lokos me x

>>81590430
This anon gets the joke. Only took you lot 15 mins to figure it out.

>>81590444
Understandable then mate.

going to play fortnite
i am very good at fortnite

>>81590451
We all need a little relax in life x

eva6 you make no sense

are you manic-depressive or something?

>>81590466
What skin do you use? If it was me I would be using the new Hank hill one.

>>81590470
no shes just your average woman

Just having another 15 hour shift so HHL can have some 4lokos, it lush x

>>81590452
I'd still appreciate it if I never saw it again.
Can't get over 3 toed jar jar going to town and her fucking face.

>>81590476
Bloody Hell wonder if King of the Hill is streaming on Disney+ yet.

>>81590476
this one is my favourite.

>>81590490
you're fitting a lot of stereotypes there lass

eva6 relates to Harley Quinn as a character!

Oh aye

https://youtu.be/5hr64MxYpgk?si=4a4AAsasovC_fFJh

>>81590483

Based. Don't forget them steaks as well lid. Keep em coming x

>>81590500
"omg im so D A M A G E D"

>eva6 was helper all along
I fucking knew it.

>>81590487
STILL ISN'T. FUMING. Been waiting months and months for it. It has been available in the US for a while now.

>visited Birmingham twice
>Never saw any Muslims the first time
>Only saw them in Saltley/Alum Rock/Whatever it's called the second time
Compared to Leicester where I saw them as soon as I got off the train I think Brum's Muslim problem is overblown.

fukken hate how all the music enjoyers in this general are plebs
where's all the progressive dreamfunk and avant jazzcore

Fat mong watching porn on an ipad

>>81590515
The centre of Brum is still majority white, where in Leicester the whites are on the western outskirts only

>>81590513
Fuck sake. I was annoyer Disney+ didn't have it on launch years ago. Since then they've removed a lot of catalogue films and titles. Physical media wins again unfortunately no UK King of the Hill DVD set otherwise I'd have bought it.

i've posted two separate MEGA links to King of the HIll

what do you people want?!

>>81590515
The first thing I saw in Leicester was a prostitute approaching me and another guy to see if we were keen.

>>81590527
I could torrent it easy lad if I was bothered calm down. I'd just rather stream or own physically.

>>81590517
pretentious low T wank, get the caveman grindcore on

>>81590523
I didn't see many whites either. It was mostly black desu.

>>81590546
Near in mind Brum is still 40% white compared to Leicester which is 30%

>>81590534
Yeah as soon as I stepped out the station some homeless guy was hassling me for money. Interestingly he was white. Why are all the homeless white, even in 99% Asian cities?

>>81590545
also acceptable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXh8_gDyhU

>>81590515
Leicester is an amazing city one of the best x

>>81590560
>Yeah as soon as I stepped out the station some homeless guy was hassling me for money
That is every city though, big or small.
Leics is the only place a prossie has actively chased me up.

>>81590560
>Why are all the homeless white, even in 99% Asian cities?
I noticed this in sparkbrook

Always knew Jar Jar was a fucking nonce.

>>81590559
>30% white
How did we manage this? There are US cities that are 70% non-white but the blacks have always been there. Meanwhile this country was basically 99% white until 50 years ago.

>>81590542
you can 'stream' your torrents or direct downloads. you're just downloading and caching a file anyway, with the bonus you are then storing it locally for the future.

>>81590560
>Why are all the homeless white, even in 99% Asian cities?
Only whites are drug addicts, occasionally black but it's basically a white thing

Having a cheeky lil drink with that Steve. He's got that Smooth Radio on lmfao.

Is anyone here clever enough to track down a court document for me?

>>81590584
I like him me. Cheeky little chappie he is.

>>81590589
I know all about Streamio de liddington as well as Plex. Used to have a big Plex server but can't be arsed with that lark nowadays. Just prefer me physical media when possible and have a huge backlog anyway.

Some roastie crying on the train

>>81590601
blad do you like doujinshi

>>81590560
Because all the pakis and boat niggers are rushed to the front of the queue for government housing

>>81590585
>How did we manage this

>>81590584
He's a fair few things by the looks of it.

>>81590606
You ever read the one where the girl gets all sorts of abuse and regrows her limbs and that? Forget the name but it has a bit of guro in it which I like as I also read degenerate guro VNs like Maggot Baits.

>>81590599
You'll have to identify yourself or prove you're an oldfag

>>81590613
Swear to god you fags will blame the jews when your tea gets cold faster than you expected.

God I can't wait until yank boomers snuff it

>>81590622
no... but i read the horrible one everyone knows called metamorphosis
identification number is 177013

Playing some Sega Saturn tonight lids. It's a good one

>>81590640
>vegan
>plays the sega saturn
Do you hate yourself that bad, huh?

>>81590636
Check out Mai-Chan's Daily Life that's the one I was talking about.

Spent all day learning Capcom vs SNK 2, really enjoying it so far. There is some jank though, but it's all part of the fun.

>>81590655
i am not into guro

>>81590656
Phwoar Chun Li, she's a bit of alright

>>81590624
Hah no chance my guy.. im here or im not you'll never know the difference
Still tho, ive checked everywhere i can online and shy of writing to the actual courts themselves and probs paying for it too. I cant find anything about them

>>81590626
T. Kike
Jews are basically the biggest source of evil in the world. Based Adolf knew the score

>>81590612
The real reason for this is because they took all the public service jobs. Almost everyone I've ever interacted with at my local London council has been black. Another reason is that they were dumped in social housing back when it was undesirable so have generations who know how to get it.

>>81590606
No sorry. I do like anime though.

>>81590658
Oh I see. Do you like erotic mangas like Nana to Kaoru or Nozoki Ana? They're good and not guro.

>>81590687
what about hentai then?

Imagine how good things would be if the good guys had won the war

>>81590673
he likely had jewish ancestry just to remind you, himmler had to look into it and all he did was come back "inconclusive"
keep blaming your boogeymen though the next time your boiler has a tizzy

Remembering the one day DVDlad tripped and then forgot his password a day after. Mong.

>>81590649
Oh lush. Grew up playing the Sega Saturn. We had virtua cop, virtua fighter and virtua fighter kids, Saturn bomberman, panzer dragoon 1 and 2 and a few others. What games are you playing lid?

>>81590697
Again. Not interested. Dont get off on cartoon porn, just dosent do anything for me.

Onanie Master Kurosawa the best Doujinshi of all time tbqh.

>>81590708
>he likely had jewish ancestry
Nah, it's not likely, not recently anyway. Even if it was the case, he'd basically be one of the very few good Jews

>Keep blaming your boogeymen
I will, Heil Hitler

>>81590671
literally just had a wank to a sfm of chun-li. spooky

Bobby Fischer is another one, he knew the score

>Fischer made numerous antisemitic statements and professed a general hatred for Jews from at least the early 1960s.

>From the 1980s on, Fischer's comments about Jews were a major theme in his public and private remarks.[489] He openly denied the Holocaust, and called the United States "a farce controlled by dirty, hook-nosed, circumcised Jew bastards"

blasting smooth radio, classic steve style x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKpCzQIWAWY

If you did not go to university then you are unlikely to be respected

>>81590822
>then you are unlikely to be respected
By who?

eva should just add blad on discord

all the cool kids listen to kerrang x

might listen to some radio 6

If you base your respect of someone on whether or not they went to university then I couldn't care about your opinion

>>81590825
Other faggots that went to university lel

Genuinely tragic how grim SICs life is

oooh loyle carner hosting radio 6. liked his last record

We all Smooth Radio in life x

I went to University and I'm a failure. Every mong can go to University nowadays. Means fuck all unless you do a worthwhile degree at a top University.

I'm a Classic FM lad myself

>>81590860
Tell Steve I like his wallpaper but his telly is a big high. x

>>81590825
>by who?
Sorry little lad, but it's "by whom?"

>>81590877

Left Steve's 10 minutes ago. In my own gaffingtons now. Having a few cans of Stella x

>>81590870
Quite a fan of Alexander Armstrong and Myleene Klass' shows.

>>81590879
It's my regional dialect

>>81590881
It not right how they lower the ABV of Stella. No proper drinks in this country anymore. Enjoy. Might get a 4 Loko to try this week myself if you would recommend them. x

>>81590881
Wouldn't mind a bit of AOC desu

i'm useless
but not for long
the future
is coming on

>>81590888
Do you happen to hail from retardshire?

>>81590908
Oxfordshire

>>81590890

4lokos are dangerous de lid. Done me wollocks in on them a few weeks ago. Be careful x

>>81590870
Radio 3 for me de lad

Fuck it garn Same Ol' Mistakes mode me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

>>81590976
have you heard the original lad? tame impala

>Israel and Iran have agreed to a ceasefire

It's over x

It was fun while it lasted I suppose x

>>81590981

Aye it lush but I prefer the Rihanna cover. It's basically the theme to my collapse era at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9bw_VtMUGA

>>81591001
>when you want peace and quiet, news is full of crazy shit
>When you say fuck it clown world let's go and want shit to happen nothing happens

>>81588225
Why does she want to be this way? There must be some trauma in her life. Maybe she's only confident when she's had a few drinks.

>>81590919
Shippy wouldn't make such an egregious grammatical error

i like this film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEKm_U7zNdg
i like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPYYMkaMlOY

>>81591022
Just the state of modern women de lad
He father is a bad influence too

>>81591014

At least we still have the Ukraine/Russia war.

Wutin knows the score x

>>81591001
/pig/ days are over
end of an era

>>81591055
That's fake and gay too. When will they start nooking?

>>81591055
What's your favourite war film de lid?

Let the fucking nukes fly x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MgXraCB4js

>>81591033
It's so sad to see her go down this path. It's probably why she hasn't done a proper degree.

Smackhead mate who had that mental breakdown last year just sent me a message asking I know anyone who does gear.

He must have relapsed. Keeping to me own lane me x

>>81591139
You think a woman would want some smackhead druggie fathering her babies? No...they want healthy men with jobs. Drugs are for weak men.

new thread pwease

>>81591150
Shitting out a baby with some shit from her arse on the side as a bonus.

Should I post me new asmr lass? She's better than Ruth.

>>81591166
She'll have a nice big scar on her tummy. Women like that don't want to go through shit and pain.

>>81591150

She fat now lmfao x

Saw a woman collapsed and bleeding on a night walk. I just walked past. Don't want to be accused of anything.

>>81591182
They probably extracted some shit from there too. I bet it smells rank when they slice the belly open to get the baby from the rib cage.

>>81591191
and then everyone clapped x

just messaged my cokehead alky racist mate if he knew where i could get a quick bag of H. cunt's left me on read.

>>81591187
Yes she's definitely gonna go downhill now with her looks. Shagging her now must be like a lukewarm bag of water.

>>81591203
he might be having his nappy changed lad, give him a few minutes

>>81591203
That one we met in beehive with the long neck?

>>81591192
Lots of shit and blood on the baby. Must've been a vile delivery. Bet the bf was gagging.

>>81591067

Us /pig/sters will have our day

Happenings on tap x

>>81591203

Kek he's just as racist as me. Altthough he mostly hates Muslims. I played a Hitler speech once when he was at mine and he looked uncomfortable. He's basically normie EDL tier.

>he thinks Hitler was racist

>>81591253
do you wear a chastity cage under your nappies, or do you just let your little willy flop about in there?

She must hate her body post birth now. I hope it was worth it.

new breadberg

>>81591278

I'd say the chance of an openly National Socialist regime taking power in a European country in the next 10-15 years is now over 50%.

Most likely Hungary or Spain.

>>81591279
>I hope it was worth it.
sprogless will never understand this

>>81591170
Go ahead lad. We all need a new girl to build a parasocial relationship with.