Thread 81590000

Not female picture version

Previous gay:>>81559660

still waiting for 9/11 2

>>81590000 (OP)
quads, this is the real new thread
also can I get a bf please... I need a bf really bad... I'm so lonely

>>81590000 (OP)
hello i'm new

>>81590055
cute car

the prisonfag who made the anime girl thread is whining lmao

>>81590055
hi im not new

>>81590062
turned him into a sticker and sent it to this cute twink hehe
problem is he's bi and has a gf so i've been thinking of cutting of all contacts with him

>>81590086
hello hello

>>81590107
marry me instead

>>81589592
easily you will bro.

>>81590135
no, i'm mentally ill...
i'm going through a thing right now so i deleted all my socials - only got whatsapp because i use it for work too

i have a gf but shes annoying and keeps ordering me food when im sleeping

>>81590165
oh well are you at least tall

>>81590217
no i'm 5'7 and brown but the twink i talked to was 5'3 so it fits
i'm like right in that middle point where i can comfortably be a verse

>>81590181
that sounds really annoying, I'm sorry for you anon

>>81590240
I feel short enough to be dominated but tall enough to be respected

>>81590257
lemme guess, 5'8 or 5'9?

>>81590241
i think its because shes an indog

>>81590295
5'7 but man there are so many short old men out there it makes me feel too tall

>>81590217
and they will say world peace is bad now

Why are two versions of this shit, mods get rid of this thread already, send all instances of it to the homosexual board where they belong >>>/lgbt/

>>81590405
this is the straight splinter

this thread has quads this thread should stay the other should go
>>81590405

the other thread has all of the ugly and discord posters. this one is peaceful

I'm deleting all dating apps I'm tired of normalfags

why did you have a dating app

>>81590511
because I'm lonely and hopeless

>>81590516
oh yeah. me too

>>81590511
All of you should give dating apps a chance.

>>81590553
its too unhuman

>>81590586
being alone in this place makes for a more inhuman experience than anything else. What's your issue with dating apps anyway? Can't handle rejection?

applications for tall bf still open

>>81590610
its just hard to meet people that way because im shy

>>81590700
Then say it like it is. No need for that "unhumane" incel bullshit

I'm both too shy and too imhuname for dating apps. My only hope for a bf is some stupid goober taking me out and suffering through an assault of listed reasons why I can't be his date.

>mfw going clubbing this wednesday
>invited the aforementioned twink friend
idk what the hell is wrong with me
if he goes, i'm going to feel like such a shithead

men the ramparts of fort gincel, we have a normie sex haver invasion.

>>81590798
i didnt mean unhuman like a derogatory thing i just meant 'not organic'

>>81590980
Stop lusting after straight men

i dont even know what my problems are i just forgot to get a life

>>81590000 (OP)
Tons of gay guys are moving into my neighborhood (used to be mostly Mexican ghetto) and gentrifying it. Suddenly all these people jogging and riding bicycles, "Artsy" cafes opening up (replacing the stoner shops and those shitty cheap mexican bakeries) with baskets of condoms at the opening and drinks with names like "dirty bussy" (its earl grey tea with chocolate and creme) also hipster faux-dive bars with condoms and "cheeky" names for drinks. Lets not forget the "industrial" style art galleries and book stores. And the UGLY lgbt flags with the feathers (what do feathers mean? tickling ball fetish?) everywhere. also 5 jillion corgi/shiba inu's and 15 jillion tesla's have appeared.
I guess this shit is the gay utopia that you people always wanted.

>>81591213
>Whites move in and make a place rich, vibrant and safe
>"NOOOO the neighborhood is losing its vibe nooo"
If you don't like it leave.

I'm staying in the closet forever because I love God too much.
All of you are going to hell nyah nyah nyah

>>81591267
I believe in God and I'm out of closet. Got disowned by my parents but oh well. My dad was literally like "I have no son". Like STFU with your melodramatics. And of coarse my mom was crying crocodile tears.

>>81590980
>mfw going clubbing this wednesday
are you fags finally done pretending to be robots

>>81591329
Gays don't feel love. It's all about lust and hedonism. They're like negros in that regard just less smart.

>>81591245
I'd take dozens BBC slums over one faggy boring walking city

>>81590378
Yo, long time no see.
How's it going hytale anon?

>>81591280
If you believe in God why won't you listen to him?

Bump cause I like the fact there are two gay threads right now

>>81591391
hytale was canceled
my life is over

>>81591396
Cause I'm not dogmatist. I'm gnostic Christian. But you go ahead an believe dogma created by national government (Rome) and not by Jesus himself.

Meow meow meow sahur

>>81591424
It sounds like you made up your own god who agrees with you on everything because you don't actually want to own up to any of your sins

>>81591213
>lgbt flags with the feathers
its the two spirit pride representing native americans. And the infinity symbol behind it is the "Metis people" (eg: people who identify as native american but aren't, it comes from the fact the metis (in like the 1600s) accepted anyone into their tribe who simply wanted to be one).

>>81591477
I didn't make up shit it's the original form of Christianity as thought by Jesus himself. It literally has the oldest bible (radio carbon dated to 1st century ad).
It has all the Gospels the catholic church took out (like the Gospel of Thomas) because it was too "far out". Catholics stuck to purely faith based because they figured it was easier for the dumb peasants to understand.

The reaction you all had to the girl picture thread proves my hypothesis that you're all prison gay. If you were truly gay, your homosexuality would be based on a love for men rather than a hatred for women, and you wouldn't have that autistic reaction to a random animu girl. r9straight

>>81591543
>Choosing a man over a woman is an example of hating women instead of an example of loving men
Flawless logic

>>81591543
you are correct, i am prison gay

>>81591446
Pot hotspot is your new best friend

>>81591558
You discarded a good thread and made an entirely new one because you were so insanely against the anime girl that you couldn't bare to look at her. Your hatred for women is stronger than the desire to use a functional, existing thread with other men.

>>81591496
damn thats one ugly flag

>>81591589
Tralalero tralala
>>81591604
Nah I just saw this one first and I agree that I'd rather have an op pic I like than one I don't

>>81591382
>I would rather be afraid to walk on the street with my phone out than congregate with nice white people
Behold, the rational straight man

>>81591496
>Native American is a sexual identity
Jesus Christ when will it stop

what do cute gay boys smell like? can i smell one of ur arm pits...

>>81591649
Two spirit is a gender identity

>>81591011
we've kissed before tho

>>81591329
how are you guys gay AND incels?!?!?
pick a struggle boo

Heteroids are not human - they are monkeys who constantly humiliate themselves for a whiff of foid attention.

>>81591620
Orcalero orcala uwu

>>81591721
Bombardillo crocodilo gloo

>>81591520
Why would God give the real gospel to some extinct mystic cult instead of one of the church that contains billions? So that you could feel special and notliketheotherchristians? And the four actual gospels date to between 70-110 AD anyway

There's only two spirits.

>>81591656
There's ANOTHER fuckin gender identity??? I though this bullshit peaked with emojisexual and elfkin? Why do they need more?
This has got to be a massive humiliation ritual: "you normies will take this nonsense identity serious or risk going to jail".

>>81590241
I'm sorry you got to see straggot normalfags post and I'm sorry you interacted with it like it's a normal thing to see in a gay incel general. Repent
>>81590257
>under 6'0
>thinks he is respected
>>81590321
You live in dwarfvile
>>81590491
Who are the uglies?
>>81590909
>so here is why you shouldn't be interested in me
Average r9gay poster

>>81591764
It's not new retard stop frothing

lol that FAGGOT is still posting those weird possums. btw that other anon is right. how is it even possible to be an incel in the gay scene when existing is enough to find a literal chad to fuck you or we.

>>81591683
You're being very bi+phobic right now

>>81591790
shoo away back to your funny instant karma subreddits tourist

>>81591790
I love possums yay

I don't wanna be fucked I want to be loved

>>81591790
When you look like picrel you can't get anyone to fuck, gay or straight.

>>81591834
not true, asian baras basically look like that

>>81591663
you will never be a robot, take it to gaygen

>>81591446
Meow unironically views himself as the girl in this picture lmfao. Looking forward to the day where that tranny finally kills himself

>>81591737
Girafa Celeste

>>81591853
No I don't? She's nothing like me. Get actual problems.
>>81591855
Chimpanzini bananini

>>81591683
female attention does feel really good tho

>>81591003
Dating apps are very much inhuman as they're basically treating you and others like meat commodities not actual human beings. But that's the normalfag way: no organic randomness in making friends or getting a bf, just bothering strangers until you find someone willing to suck you off.

>>81591879
Oh shit I wanted to say that one aaaaaaaaaa
Guess I'll have to go with the good ol brr brr patapim

>>81591899
Sowwy gloooo

>>81591845
>Asian baras
Were talking about real life here not hentai.

>>81591894
Unfortunately dating apps are basically the only way to get a boyfriend today. People are so lonely and asocial that they'd rather "date" ChatGPT than go outside and talk to a stranger.

>>81591371
Except me I'm the only romantic gayay
>>81591382
>Oh no you can friggin walk around without having to drive to the nearest grocery store the horror

Could you fix him, r9gay?

>>81591957
Yeah with some power tools

>>81591920
Also getting beat up IRL if you ask someone out is a legit risk.

>>81591916
Apawlogy not accepted yay frigo camelo

>>81591920
You can get a bf by making a thread on 4chan. Or just befriend someone and make them your bf later.

>>81591966
Killing myself farewell

>>81591957
What a homosexual he is. I tried to watch some videos of his were kept ranting about how important male aesthetics are like ancient those "Adonis looking greek statues".

>>81591965
Yeah, this too. I live in a pretty liberal area so I'm not scared of getting beat up but most men are straight and they would probably find you disgusting if you so much as complimented them in a flirtish way. Not that anyone here would know how to flirt.

>>81591477
I hate you ruotsi hissssss

>>81591977
Waaaa waaaaa where bf waaaa *rolls around on the floor crying*

>>81591976
All, yes ALL boyfriendable boys on 4chan live on different continents from you

>>81591496
Metis thing is kinda cool as a fact but I think they should add more things to the flag. Like let's put a big double cock (gay) and double vagina (lesbian) and then add some piss for piss fetishists and ...
>>81591543
#facts
>>81591620
Not everything is about you, you self-centered stupid piece of cowshit

>>81591957
I always forget how handsome he is. Oh how I wish he'd just embrace being a homo.
It's funny how he's been an eceleb for nearly a decade now and he's still a virgin. I'm starting to think that maybe there is no "right girl" for Nick.

>>81592015
Except they don't but don't ask me how i know that

>>81592040
I just offered my opinion you hysterical wankstain

At least I avoided fast food today by waiting until it cooled enough enough for frozen pizza.

>>81592044
He has a chubbyface lmao
>>81592093
You always insert yourself in conversations not about you die

>>81592119
It was about the posters itt and that includes me retard kys

>>81592122
It was clearly directed at one who made it and overall sentiment while you just wanted to whine about your own pov instead of that

>>81591850
i said we kissed, didnt say we had sex
i have yet to penetrate a man's behind...

Here is your trugay bf enjoy! >>81587113

>>81592210
>The reaction you all
>You all
Kys dishonest retard get real reasons to hate on me weak whore

>>81592222
He was speaking hyperbolically you nitpicking smurf

Anon, don't try to argue with Meow. He's a fat retarded troon who tries to act like an anime girl, there's no point in trying to change his mind about anything

>>81592233
>Ermmm actually he meant this instead of what he by the letter said
Someone here is making it all about himself and it's not me. Kys.
>>81592237
And more lies yay there are legitimate reasons to whine about me why make stuff up

wahh so hungry but it's still too hot for frozen pizza or cooking anything.

>>81592220
th-thanks for reassurance, i was just starting believing that i'm the problem for not being comfortable with the idea of bi bf

Time goes by way too fast for my liking. It's usually a bad thing, I wish I could do za warudo and just enjoy the moment for a while.

>>81592252
>Ermmm actually he meant this instead of what he by the letter said
You have autism

>>81592298
No I don't yay I got papers and shit to prove it

When puberty started, I was almost exclusively attracted to women, and now I'm almost exclusively attracted to men. I don't know why. I wasn't a porn addicted teenager, I wasn't raped or molested. My sexuality just changed over time, and now I can't get aroused at women anymore. Is anyone else like this or am I just retarded?

>>81591774
I'm above 6' and I don't feel respected. And a boy that will be my date and my cherished heart shouldn't be interested in me, he's making a huge mistake, at least for a couple more years...

>>81592344
you are likely just bisexual. There's nothing wrong with that unlike the screechers here will say as long you don't go cheating or viewing guys as for sex and women for relationships.

>>81592358
There is, however, something wrong with invading places that aren't for you. This isn't your therapy session or a place to figure out your sexuality. This is not a place for bishits or normalfags. This is simply a place for gay robots to hang out.

>guy tell how he got gay over years
>you're bi! totally bi! how can you not like women?
>>81592358
>There's nothing wrong
lol
>don't go cheating
lol
>or viewing guys as for sex and women for relationships
irl captcha for biscum

I wish I whored myself out as a teenager so that I wouldn't have a complex about sex now that I'm old and busted (25)

>>81592371
r9gay isn't a thread for gay robots to hang out, it's a thread for hysterical whores and bisexuals to blogpost. Claiming otherwise is delusional. Your gay e-paradise doesn't exist

Shit maybe not whored but tried to find a bf back in school even if it were just a superficial excuse to have sex.

i wish i didnt have so much sex when i was young because it made me realize that the only times other people ever wanted anything to do with me is for sex

>>81592443
>old and busted (25)
remember that it's just a homophobic myth that gay men are all sexual predators who prefer young boys

I don't wish I had sex because having sex is worthless if not done with the one you love and trust. Sharing your body with anyone is disgusting.

I think I waited too long to see a dentist about this tooth, more of it just cracked off and I'm certain it'll have to be pulled now.

>>81591267
>All of you are going to hell

I'm a compassionate bf waiting to be filled (literally)

>>81591894
They're much less inhuman than the way you treat other people here.
You want "organic" friend making and bf matching so much, that you ended up friendless and single. Make it make sense.

>>81592667
Imagine being a weeb in a place like this and sharing the same opinions on sex with nuns

>>81591747
For the same reason why he would give the real gospel to a select group of people in a very specific part of the world during a tiny margin of time. That is, he wouldn't.
>And the four actual gospels date to between 70-110 AD anyway
Wrong, all of the surviving manuscripts come from the 2nd century. That's just contextual dating based on events described in the texts.

>>81591520
There's no surviving manuscript of the gospels from the first century, the oldest piece we have is from the 2nd century CE

>>81591477
you speak as someone who is without sin. You sin everyday in so many different ways that you just don't care about because it's not convenient to you. The only sin you care about is your homosexuality

this thread has hue so the other thread should be migrated to

I saw you outside again just hanging out with your friends.

>>81592443
i whored myself out as a teenager and it gave me a different complex so you're probably better off
>>81592652
idk all these threads are the same hairless boy 8th grader looking stuff that gets posting in the /v/ vidya boys threads. gay threads used to have bara but now its all pederasts

>>81590000 (OP)
i loooooove men im a fucking faggot owo

>>81593438
You deserve a nice Randal bf anon

>>81593438
gave my cousin head

>>81592652
Not all gay men are like that, but it's funny how you mention it here because gincels here are the biggest ephebophiles there are.

>>81593520
yaoi is just more aesthetically pleasing and cute than bara.

>>81593638
you find children more pleasing than adults, got it.

>>81593726
A lot of people here are young and still consider themselves in their cutesy phase with plushies stuff. One guy still plays with legos and transfor toys.

>>81593638
>gay threads used to have bara but now its all pederasts
Even then it was a few bara posters vs the flood of shota/twink/trap shit.

>>81593630
I unironically love the album aside from the AI, it's boundry pushing and avant garde.

>>81593745
damn it, meant to reply to >>81593520

>>81593597
I AM RANDAL. Kinda.

>>81593634
It's funny that he mentions that on r9k in particular. This board literally has daily threads about why sex with 14yo girls should be legal

>>81593741
I create legos, don't play with them. Very different stuff.

>>81593745
vidya husbando threads were mostly bara, gay threads were manly stuff, you're just lying. Shotas and traps were both their own thing with their own threads, now they've taken over gay threads entirely.
>>81593741
>we're in arrested development, we play with kids toys, so it's normal for us to wanna fuck kids
sounds like pederast cope but whatever

>>81593865
A lot of images posted are cute/whole and not sexual. I think it's you extrapolating sexual interest when we may just see a cute image.

>>81593761
Desu I think a lot of people here are Randal. Randal is a weird autistic nerd who has no friends outside of his family and who has an imaginary anime boyfriend who he can only access via dreams---the whole comic is basically about him trying to act like a person in a world that isn't built for people like him. If the Ranfren fandom wasn't raped by Tumblrites, it'd be the property of gaycels I think.
Regardless: you, as Randal, still deserve an elite Randal bf. It's better than way, even, since you and your Randal can relate to eachother.
Sorry about the guy you saw outside though. I hope you're able to get over him soon. He's probably a whore anyways, anyone who regularly goes outside with their friends is.

nice quads, overlord

>>81593865
Liking cute things doesn't mean wanting to fuck kids

>>81593951
>Randal is a weird autistic nerd who has no friends outside of his family
Me desu.
>Sorry about the guy you saw outside though.
Oh that's a Kanye lyric about him giving his cousin head.

Cousins is ruined by the cope lyrics about how he's totally not attracted to men despite sucking dick for years.

>>81593982
>Oh that's a Kanye lyric about him giving his cousin head.
Thank you for enlightening me. I don't think I have ever heard a single Kanye song in my life. I need to be put through an intense zoomer cultural reference training course lest I humiliate myself by not understanding one of these references again. I'm still on Not Like Us. I will listen to the cousin song now for research purposes.
I'm surprised about the Kanye thing though. I thought he was too chuddy to be gay after he said all the Hitler stuff. Albeit most artists are gay to some degree and there are plenty of homophobic gay Chuds (see >>81591957) so I shouldn't have assumed.

I have never listened to any rap/hip hop music in my life except what I was forced to in school by people blaring it.

>>81593638
For ephebophiles maybe
>>81593741
If you don't find adult features attractive now, it's bound to get worse. You'll be a full blown pedo by the time you hit 30

>>81593785
took this at work earlier... why are we always on the same frequency in here? its summer...

>>81594052

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b9pOohJ57o

>>81594142
>You'll be a full blown pedo by the time you hit 30
Speak for yourself, fatty.

>>81594269
It's not me who collects cartoon porn of little boys and says that it's "cute"

>>81592001
Not me bakameow

I wish I had something cool to talk about, you fags seem chill, but sadly I don't have interesting things to say, we're spreading love this late night I love you gaybots

>>81595066
thank you straight kun anon :D

>>81595070
I'm not straight anon, just detached yknow how it is

>>81591774
>who are the uglies?
Boss uglies in Cheydinhal are the Orums. Don't mean nothing to you. You is the Outside. Just stay Outside, and everything's Mister Tinker. Got me?

>high-grade acne facewash
>hair serum
>lip scrub to sort of "whiten" it
i wanna be a pretty boy too...

>>81595263
Boys in school used to make fun of me for having a skin care routine.

>>81595307
i bet the same boys wanna drill you now, huh?

>put on weight again
God I hate myself

>>81595324
Not really, I was an awkward autistic incel in school. It's gotten better though over time. Now I'm a stylish man with autistic hobbies and no bf.

I just ate a pineapple, how are you boys tonight?

Think like I'm able to hold off intrusive thoughts today, gonna be an ok day.
>>81595353
I'm gonna be a pretty boy like the boy on the right one day...

>>81590000 (OP)
Why haven't you guys grown out of your gay phase yet?

Anybody else have to look at themselves in the mirror to make sure they're not disgusting monsters yet? I've put on some weight but my face and hair looks fine still. Perhaps I should use my gym membership.

>>81595377
I wish you luck.

>>81595402
>Anybody else have to look at themselves in the mirror to make sure they're not disgusting monsters yet?
Poor fags getting their self worth from outward appearances like women. You're all gonna get old and ugly.

I'm gonna be pretty even when I get old and sick, my huzzie won't even have to fuck me but chase twinks later in life, would be better for both of us and it's hot

>>81595397
it's not a phase mom!

>>81595402
I avoid looking in the mirror because I was born a disgusting monster and I hate being reminded.

>>81594148
How is this relevant to what he said? Are you ok? Genuinely are you ok? I think you're operating on a whole different frequency than others. It's winter...
>>81595181
Get some help. Irrelevant garbage poster

>>81595624
>another cuck poster
Great

omfg I miss my e-bf so much mannnn :((((

She eating my kids like Jared.

>>81595917
https://youtu.be/MKq7qhSHtcY?si=3_dZWhyC9pN-d9EY

>I don't feel alone, I love you so much
literally me

>>81595946
that sentence makes me cry like a lil bitch ;_;
also based kawoshin picrel

>mfw brain fog went away
i'm horny now

>>81595915
You don't know what love is, Iwill love my husband and will do what's best for him and i'm okay dealing with the fact that he will need someone better to feel greater

NEED TWINK FEET IN MY FACE ALL DAY

>>81595974
You don't even know your husband as he doesn't exist so you're just projecting your cuck fetish onto some imaginary dude because you're a cuck

brad is a retard who posts stupid lyrics that aren't even good or funny

>>81595974
I will do everything in my power to make my husband feel loved and captivated by me even when we're old and gray, you're just lazy and sad.

>>81595966
I wish I had a bf to be protective and loving towards again.

>>81595968
>>81595976
based
>>81595979
I be jerking off while my bitch is getting fucked. Am I crazy, this is my idea of true love.

Which one of you is going to transition or is already trans and willing to be my wife?

>>81595979
I don't know him yet I hope he is okay knowing his future husband is fine with him fucking other gyus as long as I know about it

glad I don't have bpd and can love a man longer than two days

>>81595985
I think that's the point to be fair.

>>81595988
So will I just in more ways then you're able to think of

I would cum if a cute boy put his foot on my lap teasingly

>>81595991
meow is

>>81595917
>saying you love someone you have never met before
you people are so detached... Have you even seen his face at all?

Didn't get any sleep last night, spent the whole time grinding on my bed and imagining my fbf sitting on my lap for the first time. Going fucking insane.

>>81595897
>irrelevant garbage poster
tch...

1. The divinity of the Tribunal
Temple doctrine claims their apotheosis was miraculously achieved through questing, virtue, knowledge, testing, and battling with Evil; Temple doctrine claims their divine powers and immortality are ultimately conferred as a communal judgement by the Dunmer ancestors [including, among others, the Good Daedra, the prophet Veloth, and Saint Nerevar]. Dissident Priests ask whether Dagoth Ur's powers and the Tribunal powers might ultimately derive from the same source -- Red Mountain. Sources in the Apographa suggest that the Tribunal relied on profanely enchanted tools to achieve godhead, and that those unholy devices were the ones originally created by the ungodly Dwemer sorceror [sic] Kagrenac to create the False Construct Numidium.

2. The purity of the Tribunal
The Dissident Priests say that the Temple has always maintained a public face [represented by the Heirographa -- the "priestly writings"] and a hidden face [represented by the Apographa -- the "hidden writings"]. The public account portrays the actions of the Tribunal in a heroic light, while the hidden writings reveal secrets, untruths, inconsistencies, conflicting accounts and varying interpretations which hint at darker and less heroic motives and actions of the Tribunes. In particular, conflicting accounts of the battle at Red Mountain raise questions about the Tribunal's conduct, and about the source of their subsequent apotheosis. Also, there is good evidence that the Tribunal have been concealing the true nature of the threat posed by Dagoth Ur at Red Mountain, misleading the people about the Tribunal's ability to protect Morrowind from Dagoth Ur, and concealing a recent dramatic diminishing of the Tribunal's magical powers.

>>81596008
Is foot anon a bottom?

>>81596012
yeahh

oregano

>>81595917
>6 months ago
Let me guess. He ghosted you without leaving a trace
Another guess, a wild one: this wasn't the first time something like that happened to you

>>81596000
>the point is to post garbage
>this is a good thing

>>81596017
maybe I am whyy?

Ain't it a lonely feeling
Talking 'bout my and me, instead of we and free?
Ain't it a lonely feeling
Talking 'bout them and me, instead of family?
Ain't it a lonely feeling
Being just me?

"I gave them broke niggas a chance."

>>81596031
all my shitposts have meaning :)

>>81595991
i will/willing to! recently started getting more into the idea of being fem, wearing cutesy stuff like gloves or stockings, painting nails and such but i'm getting too old to become a femboy or be one for very long.
thinking about transitioning, i'm a hstsussie and a dicklet bottom anyway so i won't lose much, maybe i will gain a straight protective bf on top of that!

>>81595917
Don't let this keep you down anon I get ghosted by my grindr dates all the time. Gays are just scared of commitment that's all. It appears to be the case with most of them.

If I had an e-bf and we met in person for the first time I would be uncontrollably hard all the time just being near him.

>>81596035
do you wanna be my bf? I'll let you suck my toes.

>>81596015
Behold, the power of Grok 3 Beta.

Let me get this straight:
You're gay, but you never suck anyone or get screwed in the butt. Yeah you're not gay.

So when you pick your grindr bf out of hundreds of desperate horny fucks you only see as warm meat how do you feel? Do you feel hue's monkey paw guiding you?

>>81596067
Kuromi-chan you do know straight virgins are still straight don't you :3

>>81596064
are you a top? cute? willing to put your feet in my face or demand I suck your toes when you feel horny?

what do you like done to your feet?

>>81596068
is it really that different from picking your gincel bf out of dozens of lonely and desperate fucks you only see as a mixture of a therapist and a babysitter?
Yeah of course it's different, at least the grindr bf is real

>>81596085
Yes
Yes
Yes

A massage probably would be my greatest desire, Are you cute?

>>81596054
It's not a gay thing, it's a human thing. No need for that generalization.
You ought to agree that it's more likely to be ghosted when you're two faceless, anonymous strangers separated by intercontinental distances, rather than two gays who live nearby.

>>81596093
I am cute just not sure how good my massaging skills are. I prefer to lick and suck and sniff when I think about feet. I'd suck your toes like they're a penis. if they're stinky I'd lick the smell off.
would you step on me please :3

What would you even do if you suddenly became straight?
I would cry probably.

>>81596119
>>81596093
>I'm cute
Loving that confidence

>>81596065
how irked are you?

>>81596119
Okay I'm sold. I will step on you Anon. Can I play with (You)r feet also?

Do you have disc? I'm about to pass out.

need a verbal abusive loving hung sph cuckolder bf so bad

>>81596103
It's more of a modern thing if anything. You ought to agree grindr whores are liars and shameless about it, they will give you fake information about themselves and you can't even contact them later when they delete their profile because they haven't given you a number or told you where they live. Maybe you should try dating real world gays not using online apps.

>>81596142
post a foot pic first you tease and I'll add you. yes you can play with mine too.

>>81596164
I'm not a slut! Post your tag!

>>81596146
>It's more of a modern thing
There are some pretty convincing examples of this commitment averse behavior in literature way before "modern society" so I still think it's a human trait. Commitment takes effort, time, dedication, sacrifice. It's not easy and it doesn't come with ease.
>grindr whores
Again with the blatant, meaningless generalizations? You're exhausting. Imagine how you interacted with people over the apps.
Yes, anyone can ghost you. It's far more likely to be ghosted by the faceless anonymous stranger, though. Why are you out there giving your soul to somebody you just met? You didn't do that, did you? Have you even tried the apps at all? You're literally trying to date in your neighborhood. Doesn't get better than that.
But you gotta learn to deal with rejection like an adult

Meow where husbie meow I'm lobely and sad

>>81596146
>they will give you fake information about themselves and you can't even contact them later when they delete their profile because they haven't given you a number or told you where they live.
How's that any different from people you met here?
That's called being rejected. It hurts. When that happens, move on to the next attempt. You can do it. Don't take it to the heart and let it destroy your self esteem like a pubescent chick

>>81596208
Rejection is one thing but lying about your intentions and ghosting without explaination is something completely different.
>There are some pretty convincing examples of this commitment averse behavior in literature way before "modern society" so I still think it's a human trait.
Now you're just disingenuous. You do know arranged marriages were a thing and sex outside marriage was frowned upon while we live in sexuality liberated times. Do you think this effects how people act?
>Again with the blatant, meaningless generalizations?
>It's far more likely to be ghosted by the faceless anonymous stranger, though
Who is generalizing now?
>Why are you out there giving your soul to somebody you just met?
Because I'm dumb and romantic like anons here but clearly normalfags are not. They either expect quick fuck or will try to trick you into it and then ghost when they get what they want.
My friend got an ebf from these threads and will move in with him soon. Yes they met up many times already. I wish I tried that sooner.
>>81596229
It's different because people here have have histories you can watch in real time but also are different demographic altogether. They're more romantic, naive and once they let you in they're not so willing to let go.

I love how gay boys from this place year affection, willing to give it to each other and craving love in return but would rather hate on each other and themselves and push away any opportunity to become real men and lovers. Shame on you

Is interracial love real? Can a black/brown guy with respectable size love me despite me having a small weewee

>>81596273
>lying about your intentions and ghosting without explaination is something completely different.
You will find that behavior here in abundance. That won't stop you from trying to get a gincel bf, will it?
Not everyone on the dating apps is a lying whore out to get you, and you shouldn't behave like they are. You are poisoning the pool with your bitter resentment.

>>81596316
They're not really willing to love, they just say they are, but they aren't. Actions speak louder, and their actions are seeking isolation, that's where their true priorities lie

>>81596273
>You do know arranged marriages
>arranged
Almost like the participants of this union were being coerced and forced into it, not going to the altar willingly? What do you think the arranged stands for?
I can find you a 19th century book telling the story of a single mom who got pregnant via a one night stand and the dude ran away from the responsibility, it's a common trope. You are idealizing the past, very common incel behavior

>>81596375
this
these folks just need a good dicking is all

>>81596273
>Who is generalizing now?
You. Being ghosted by someone whose face and identity are a mystery to you is more likely than being ghosted by your Grindr neighbor that you actually met in real life and you saw him with your own very eyes.

>>81596273
>Because I'm dumb and romantic like anons
You are dumb, but not that romantic. People here aren't romantic at all. They are completely unwilling to love and be loved. That's how they ended up here.
You are not the only gay guy interested in romance, there's plenty of guys like that. But just like these anons, I don't think romance is your end goal. I think what you really want, more than romance, and the real reason you come here, is to feel sorry for yourself, to drown in self commiseration and self pity, to be alone, to cry, bitch and moan about being alone, instead of actually doing things to change that.
If you ever grow tired of being a romanceless sperg, if you ever feel like actually trying for romance, for real, dating apps are the place to go. I recommend tinder

>>81596355
the small weewee may lead in to some power dynamics depending on who it belongs to

>>81596273
>They either expect quick fuck or will try to trick you into it and then ghost when they get what they want
Generalizing real life experience into these two equally bad scenarios? That sounds like what an incel who has never tried thinks about dating, rather than reality itself.
People who only want a quick fuck won't try that hard to get into your incel pants, the mere mention of "relationship" is enough to scare them away, more so if you don't have sex on the first date, that matches your incel nun energy anyway. Learn from your mistakes instead of growing even more bitter
>My Friend got
Never happened. what friend? You don't have any

>>81596273
>It's different because people here have have histories you can watch in real time
People here are faceless strangers completely inaccessible to you in any way.
>Once they let you in
Except that they don't, ever lurk more and you will hear about all the ghosting in the world, and no success. This >>81595917
Is just one example out of many, there's practically one for every thread.
This is the future that awaits you. Don't waste your time with these incels just because you want a clone bf. Only god knows how much time you've wasted with them already, and you got nothing to show for it. I'm here to help you, you need to be saved from yourself

Meow need bf where bf meow meow *whines*

>play shitty gacha game on browser
>have a good run, finally getting good upgrades (le heccin roguelite)
>wave 40/50
>it crashes
>...
>keep crashing as I try to refresh
>would bat the whole thing this time

>>81596495
i will never date a guy, I'm disgusting and no one will love me, even if they loved me I'd still break it off because he should know better than dating me. Fuck you huecunt

>>81596355
if you DARE mention a "clitty" I'm gonna freak, I actually do have a small ding dong and no, 7 inches is not small.

My 7 inch peepee is so tiny no top will ever want me waaaa

I wish I was kissing and licking meows long hairy veiny army cock rn

I wish I could come back from work and bury my face in a guy's fuzzy stomach and just lay there for hours while he pats my hair.

I think the new shampoo I used last night worked great oraybe it's just a good hair day but I'm super happy with how my hair looks today

everyone else is having a record breaking heatwave and were just having another week of "'warm weather"' maybe some '"thunderstorms"'... why anons? why cant they ever include me?

>>81597342
How many hours, I have to get up and make us dinner eventually

Anyone here got jonah feet pics

Thinking about getting a boyfriend

>>81597546
At least 3 but I get home from work at 2:30

>>81596026
>>81595917

Happened to me too.
He actually ghosted me for like 5 months before coming back like nothing happened on valentine's day this year (we started talking around july 2024).

Never got an explanation for it and now it's been a month since he blocked me everywhere.

Threadly reminder kiwi won

>>81597565
He had to amputate his feet because they were decaying you don't want to see that

>>81597722
I could make room in my schedule for that

It'd be cool if I was guaranteed to look like an underaged child forever because then I could trust a guy to keep dating me past 21 or whatever age the wall decides to hit me.
Aside from my appearance I'm a mentally ill sperg drug addict with abandonment issues, sure you can say "your looks don't matter" but then how does this one upside negate all my flaws? because looks do matter slut.

>>81597854
I wouldn't worry about it. A partner is still apart. They're at your side, not inside. Focus on your own growth. Even with a partner that's what you both should be doing, growing and helping each other to grow. It's not a static arrangement.

>>81597926
>Focus on your own growth.
Suppose that's what I have been doing, I got screwed over many times by trying to rely on people so I know not to do that.

>>81595897
look at his image silly idiot fool lol

>>81597854
>drug addict
the wall hits you every morning silly ass

what are your tunes for today/tonight?
i am listening to Mongolian throat singing OooooOoooOooooOooOo

>>81598381
I've been on a post-punk kick

I'm listening to NOTHING because my EARBUDS won't charge!!! Killing myself!

>>81598405
what kind of music do you like?

>>81598391
can you give me a good example?
i like punk but i've never tried this

>>81598415
I listen to a lot of genres like breakcore future pop j-pop shoegaze goth new wave IDM glitch pop eurodisco citypop... Provably more I've forgotten. I like everything.

Good morning Salt Lake City!
I'm nice, relatively interesting, loving and I have ok looks but I am too socially inept to talk to anyone IRL, and whenever I try to learn how to socialize I panic at the slightest mistake and speed home to spend a minimum of 5 hours daydreaming until I feel comfortable again. It doesn't help that most gay men are inexplicably great at socializing and judge me to death if I so much as look at them weird. It's not a question of whether or not I should kill myself, but when.
>>81598381
I'm a fan of his small indie musician called Stephen Patrick Morrissey, you probably haven't heard of him
>>81597854
Go on finasteride. DHT blockers make it you age slower

>>81598538
"i like pizza, pepperoni pizza, meatball pizza, calzones...i like everything!!"

>>81598718
hell yeah brother
except hawaiian fuck that

Anyone else have gay sex before realizing they were gay?

>>81598867
I wish I had gay sex at all

>>81598381
i havent been listening to much music lately, i discovered the song "otsukare summer" due to tiktok like last night though and its really catchy

>>81597854
Men age so gracefully though. You got some issues that need addressing: is it borderline trannysm?

>>81599018
Can you show me the men that have aged gracefully?

>>81598867
I spent nearly a decade fantasizing about gay sex before actually doing it in real life

Humbkebragging bitch

I need to jerk off to more porn instead of my own fantasies.

>>81599028
sure but you have to actually like men to see it, and not be the usual incel bipedo

im a volcel wizard

>>81599018
>fat stomach
>gray hairs
>ugly body hair
You have some daddy issues, fatty

>>81599141
Depends on the fantasies. Porn isn't healthy. Jerking off to your imagination is always the goal, unless you're thinking about Dahmer tier stuff

you can be attractive for your age but the ultimate truth regardless of sexuality is that youth is beautiful

>>81599166
I'm sorry I can find my partner attractive for longer than 18-25, it must suck being a pedo in today's world though.

i started getting grey hairs at 19 u_u

>>81599149
mirin dem legs jfc

>>81599171
If you can't see the beauty of the mature men, you are not worthy of the title gay. Sure everyone ends up looking like a wrinkled sack of skin, after 60 or so
But to discredit the beauty of the man in his 30s, 40s and even 50s, is just so shallow.

>>81599210
not what I said, retard

>>81599180
I'm sorry you're fat and gray maybe put more effort into your looks loser. I'm sorry your father didn't love you.

>>81599215
You should have specified what age range you meant by "youth", gincel.

>>81599233
this is true in the sense that anyone who thinks older men are *more* attractive is just coping with their own long gone youth (and it's okay to cope, by the way) but anyone who feels the need to put on a mask to be a whore on the internet is retarded in a separate way

>>81599233
also he could do with gaining a small amount of weight

>>81599233
You think that's attractive? Gee anon, such a bad taste in men.
I know it won't be an issue for a celibate, but if you're only attracted to that, it basically means you can't ever be in a committed long term relationship with any guy for more than a few years, which is incredibly sad. You're missing out

>>81599253
Mask makes it cuter and hides the identity of the whore in question. No one ever needed to gain weight in history of ever, ever.

mods ban these porn spammers

>>81599352
If you're going to be a whore at least be shameless about it

>>81599253
>who thinks older men are *more* attractive
Is it that hard for you to consider that some people find that masked twink to look disgusting, and not at all comparable to a specimen like this?
People have different tastes, anon. And shockingly, gay man love masculine looks.
The leggings and the long hair completely obliterate any beauty and masculinity that lanky twink might have had. He can grow into a beautiful adult man if he drops the tranny meow look.

I'm literally just not reading your posts nigger so you can (You) me all you want

>>81599352
>he likes men devoid of any secondary characteristic that could set them apart from pubescent teens
Pedo

>>81599353
mods geoblock the entire third world and increase the price to allow VPN usage one hundred fold

>>81599393
Their age is the characteristic that separates them. Pic rel is 26. I'm sorry you stopped taking care of your body, fatty, but I assure you men well into their 30s still look young and twinkish if they shave and exercise. You don't have to fuck 80 year olds to prove how much of a non pedo you are.

>>81599531
You're responding to a brazillian, he couldn't be attractive if he tried (and quit meth)

Meow I'm sad and lonely it's cold and rainy waa

>>81599149
I liked them actually, just asked to post more and they look better then those trannies someone else posted btw

>>81599531
>Their age
Whatever "age" they are, they look under 18, which is how you like it. The mask helps you not seeing how they've aged, keeping the allure alive.
Sometimes, you being alone if for the better

>you can still look like a twink after 30
Why on earth would someone do that when they're not a pedo and they actually prefer the manlier looks that adulthood brings?

I want a twink bf
But I need to breed a fat guy...

incredibly clear that some people's homosexuality is borne out of 80's era mindrotten leftist AIDS mudpits - sad!

>>81595250
> i can't remember when and my constant self-loathing around my mom broke her and she agrees with me now whenever i go off and say i'm ugly
Average r9gay poster. Even when someone disagrees with them they will eventually beat the fight out of you with their constant delusional whining.keep hating yourself and cucking yourself out of every opportunity you're given. The cry about being lonely and sad for me me to laugh at.

>>81599642
you don't need to do anything, darling. You can keep being a lonely virgin for all the universe cares

>>81599639
they may have taste unlike you, smooth fem guys are the best

>>81599568
>whatever age they are they don't look 60 and this is problematic because I'm old and ugly favela monkey
Ok

>>81599568
I hope one day you delete your porn folder and give real man a chance. I was once just like you but do you know what happened when I deleted my porn folder? I got a boyfriend

>>81599662
Your pedophilia is not a taste, anon. Men are best when they look like men. Body hair and muscles are elemental parts of that.
Missing out on your twink days probably left you like that

>>81599167
I can't stop imagining taking my imaginary perfect fbfs virginity. I feel like it's an unhealthy fixation.

>>81599657
I wanted to help you out, brazilian soup monkey but you had to be a bitch again so I cast a curse that will make your na favel-vel-la slums life a Final Destination experience

>>81599698
>I wanted to help you out, brazilian soup monkey
lol let's hope you never make that mistake again, dumbass (still love you though)

>>81599234
holy fuck this dude is literally the perfect bottom I love him

>>81598718
What's wrong with likes different pizzas?

>>81599691
I don't have a porn folder, I'm fishing each one of these just for you. After that, to the garbage they go.
I gave men irl a chance long ago. Best decision of my life.

>>81599656
mom gets really angry whenever im selfloathing even though im usually just joking

>>81599693
Sweet Christ on a Graham Cracker this is one of the hottest gifs I've ever seen
Where are you getting these???

>>81599444
^this
NOW

>>81599695
I want my fbf to take my virginity and for the result to be impregnation.

>>81599676
They hide their faces to hide their aged looks lmao. I looks weird having a lanky hairless body with the face of 30 yo.

We need to find a middle group. Twinks are hot as long as they're not trannies. Mature men are hot as long as they're not gross, too hairy or too fat. Deal with it.

Twunks?

>>81599698
You really wanna help me out? Than lose your virginity tonight before the day is over. Do that and I'll never post here again

What would it take for hue to actually believe that anon if he lost his virginity today?

>>81599786
why are you speaking about him as if he's a rational actor and not just a sad troll on a meth binge?

>>81599786
Time stamp after the deed with legs like this plus grindr screenshots of the whole conversation

>>81599786
Also proof of virginity with hole pic
I can always tell when a hole has seen some beating

>>81599834
only undesirables use grindr

>>81599841
What if he's the top? Also anyone could fake a pic like that by stealing it on the internet.

>>81599695
>perfect
Bad enough
>Virginity
Even worse. What if he's not a virgin?

>>81599846
So you will fit right in

>>81599848
Timestamp is necessary. If he's a virgin top his hole is still untouched, is it not?

I kinda don't care about my bf being virgin or not although I'm afraid that if he's a Virgin he will hurt me by accident

>>81599867
even if i were myself unattractive, it wouldn't make them any more acceptable to me. when unattractive people get together they still don't date each other because none of them are attracted. isn't that obvious?

>>81591267
there is no god there is only eternal darkness, don't waste your time, faggot

>>81599917
>If
who's gonna tell him

>>81599917
Not every person has standards higher than what they can get, anon. That's just an incel thing.

I wonder what hue looks like

time for my daily blogpost complaining about my legs, the heat and getting something for dinner so I don't have fast food. Thank you for listening.

>>81599949
White and blue eyes surprisingly

>>81599936
4chan is a masked ball, darling, not a quarantine. here there are ugly pigs circulating equally among the pristine and beautiful. deviants and debutantes alike freely share the dancefloor.

>>81599990
>ugly pigs circulating equally among the pristine and beautiful
wonder which of those two you are

>>81599962
That's pretty vague

>>81600008
It beats all the racist allegations

Mwah mwah mwah I love being a cynical smug faggot mwah mwah mwah i love myself

I'm not dancing I'm in the corner complaining about my feet hurting.

I'm ugly and chubby where chad bf wa

>>81599961
you should get wendys its too hot to cook

>>81600151

I have to cook some burgers today or they'll go bad. But it'll make it so hot in here unless I wait until like 10pm to do it.

>>81600169
but them in the freezer and they cant go bad

>>81600003
there's no way to know unless I choose to unmask :) I don't have to be beautiful here, I can just be me

Lifting up my fbfs big hairy belly to huff his ballsmell before rolling him over to eat his ass.

>>81600178
that would take work to get them out of the package and into bags. Plus I do need to cook again. I can't go out anymore. Plus I'm sick of burgers and chicken sandwiches. I don't really want to have the burgers today but I don't have a choice.

>>81600242
u ever made a beef chunk stew??

>>81600242
you can put the entire package in a plastic bag
>i dont have a choice
just turn the patties back into ground beef and make not burgers with that

>>81599747
>uhm ackshually
Cope

Where husbie meow yay meow I'm cold

a migraine day today. i felt sad this morning because i don't like my 'father' at the moment and then i had a really bad headache behind my eyes for a bit so i just had to lie there in a dark room. but we move on and we survive and live.

I wish I could go somewhere where it was only 53 degreeds freedom in the middle of summer.

>>81598903
>otsukare summer
Sounds cute, nice pun
No otsukare (hue)spammer

>>81600402
wait until you hear about the shetland islands nonny, quite a beautiful place too but its quite freaky that they have barely any trees.

>>81600330
is that a mole on his ass, a pimple, birthmark, what?

What do you NEETs do all day?

>>81600448
play game, watch movie, talk on discord, masturbate, cook frozen chicken, drink a lot of mochas and CLEAN!! i love cleaning so much but that's just my weekday routine

>must suck being a pedo in today's world though
No it doesn't
>lgbt+
+ Stands for pedo chud

people actually enjoy cleaning? It's all I can to get motivated to take out the trash. The house is a complete wreck.

>>81600492
as if you fucking care

>>81600448
wake up, have panic attack, watch youtube browse 4chan, want to improve life but paralyzed from fear, masturbate 3-5 times, do yard work, wait for nightfall so I can take walk.

>>81600497
it wasn't something i always enjoyed, but over the past few years i love it. it's my little me time where i put my headphones on and just clean up. plus, i love scents now that my sense of smell is coming back so it just encourages me to clean even more. it's a nice sense of accomplishment for me

>>81595324
No, most people are straight and stay that way, luring the mean straight boys into wanting to fuck you is a weird cope that makes you sound more like a fetishist than a gay man

>>81600216
Vomit. I am vomit.

>>81600292

oh who am I kidding I'm so pathetic I can't do that. I will never do what you tell me I'm so pathetic please pitty me regardless.

>>81600448
listen to music, watch youtube, play videogame, read(book and internet stuff) chores, explore outside, hang out with mom and/or sister, harass my bestest friend, a lot of sleeping. sometimes i do other stuff too but thats the daily routine

>>81594287
dudes are literally uncle jack from it's always sunny in philadelphia

handsome men poster doesnt really understand the problem. the folks with whom he was arguing dont find *any* real human beings attractive in real life. they live mentally inside the world of filtered iphone photos, and anything with texture or vitality scares them like mom coming up the stairs. plenty of people just like skinny guys but what was being posted isnt skinny guys, its filter-created creatures that dont exist in real life. this is why le internet, not even once!!!!1...that is, if you cant control yourself and stay anchored in reality. those filtered pics are just as imaginary as anime boys, but more dangerous, because people think theyre real.

I'm a childless uncle but that doesn't mean I'm a pedophile, don't be weird you're not a right winger

>>81596052
i am just going to decide you were being ironic with this one

Femboys in general are fake as fuck and even if you find a young looking femboy he will hit the wall in under 5 years. I used to be a real good looking twink but I accepted that I am manly and ever since worked out like crazy and stay lean and stopped waxxing

>>81600663
hmm okay. do you want me to pity you in a gross subhuman vermin way or a life is just really unfair to some people way

>>81599352
>Mask makes it cuter
because you're a fetishist and normal gay person. You've just watched a lot of porn and lowered your standards to what gets you off.

>>81600934
They'll say "There are plenty of guys who look that way!" as if a handful of exceptions make the rule. They're just pornsick bisexuals. I'm more and more convinced we're seeing a tale of two homosexuals - ones like we see elsewhere in the animal kingdom who are actually attracted to men, and people who've jacked off to so much that now they have trouble getting aroused without complex fetishistic situations - the typical "i got molested" or "i started using porn when i was 8" type of damaged person.

>>81600448
>>81600516
I was going to answer but this anon did it for me except I'm technically not a NEET because I go to my minimum wage job in the morning before doing all of that.

>>81598158
>>81600990
Here is your "gay" leaning mostly "gay" homoflexible bf

I like masks because I've always had a complex about the human face. I think lips and noses are repulsive, especially mine. I'm not sure I've ever actually found anyone attractive, but I find men much less ugly than women. Make of that what you will. I think if everyone had faceplates like Optimus Prime that would rule.

>>81601189
I don't mean this insultingly but you have to know that's very abnormal

>>81601204
I am fully aware it's abnormal. People still poke fun at me for wearing a mask in public, but I just hate that I have a mouth and nose. I don't know what to do about it, it's just hardwired into my brain.

How come the anon who always crossposts to other threads about the homos never gets on the worst poster list? He's in like every thread.
>>81601204
Don't you know where you are?

I sometimes see these like Gimp suits and I get this urge to just be a Whipmaster in my BDSM dungeon and fuck any loser that pays for it.

I hate masks because I hate my hot breath on my face. I chinned the masks during covid along with mom.

>>81600497
Doing dishes is fun as fuck if you do it right after finishing cooking, the issue a lot of people have is they leave their dishes to rot and have all the gunk solidify so obviously it's a pain to clean up when you get to it.

Give attention me now yay

>>81601236
>>81601236
I like seeing big beefy dudes in the puppy ones. Large beasts deserve to be tamed by weaker men.
(This is the best I could find, Google images is blueballing me)

>>81601290
is this real? originally?

ZINGERMAN'S SENT ME ANOTHER CATALOGUE FOR THEIR SUMMER SALE
Fuck shit fuck I can't keep throwing money away I can't buy more than $100 of food

>>81601292
motivation to work out.

>>81601292
God I love yellow men
I'll probably never have one since I live in a majority white country, but good lord yellow men are so adorable.

this thread is disturbing what happened to the real /r9gay/

>>81601374
I shoved them all up my arsehole

>>81601374
it got taken over by tiresome thread personalities years ago

>>81601374
What's disturbing about it?

>>81601374
porn has always been commonplace on 4chan and as society has gotten more pornsick, cumbrains have taken over more threads here.

I am tempted to go grab a frosty though, would be nice on a day like today.

>>81600934
You were abuses by your father and are a projecting whore supporting a bot

I'm lonely but I have nothing to say waa

Night walks are nice and peaceful

night walks are scary if you live in a bad area like I do. Once it gets dark I stay inside with the doors locked.

I feel so giggly and funny today, I don't even know how it's possible, I can even fight off the intrusive thoughts which come shortly after waking up, like it doesn't matter and that voice in my head is just someone saying dumb things. It really surprises me because I didn't feel like that for some time, maybe a month or so and I'm very easy to layugh and have fun today.
What I don't like is that I can't eat at least until Thursday night or maybe more if I feel funny and a bit of appetite is there, but it's minimal, and that I have several bags of spinach, mustard greens, watercress, green stuff and a lot of CHEESE and that it might go bad before I'm allowed to take a bite. Wish I had bf to cook spanakopita or a borek or ravioloni for and get this greens situation over with.
>>81600497
I find it therapeutic sometime, as long as it's not a total cleaning of the house behind every piece of furniture.
>>81601189
I don't like regular masks, but things like balaclavas, ski masks, dickies and neckwarmers I dig.

Going to the gym even though it's hot and my stomach hurts, you could all learn from my example.

^farts and shit and grunts while squating

>>81600985
everything that happens to me is a result ofy laziness and poor decision making but I still want you to pity me even if I continue making the same mistakes and never take any advice seriously because I'm so pathetic oh god I'm pathetic oink oink

>>81601459
i've realized that it's actually me they're talking about when people say that it's dangerous to walk at night and ever since then i've felt a lot safer

>>81601487

not too far off the mark really. Most of the time I'm not looking for advice just a place to vent. I know I get annoying.

>>81601216
Cuckbot is always on the list and I'm pretty sure he is the one crossposting most of the time
>>81601271
And that's why mom couldn't breathe when she needed to
>>81601285
t. short
t. never had to wash dishes for work
I hate you you subhuman gaygen whore

>>81601421
I feel like this too yay but it only sucks when I want to spend time with a friend and have nothing to say waaaa

>>81601290
lord, and hes got a nintendo switch game cartridge in his other hand

>>81601138
giwttwm

>>81601551

they gave her a covid test at the hospital and it was negative. They put pneumonia on her death certificate.

>>81601594
just get the rope already binigger

>>81601574
Waaa need cuddles
>>81601580
Meow

Since Jonah isnt posting any pictures of his luscious toes, I think we should ban him from ever participating in an r9g thread ever again

>>81601506

Oh I'm so pathetick oink oink I know everyone here hates me but I have nowhere else to go, god I'm so pathetic and fat and neet and have hemorrhoids.

>>81600330
I wish I ever looked like this as a bottom, but it's no longer possible and now I have to look like this >>81599693 before I can try dating again.

>>81601608
More like pneumatic hammer you used to kill her

>>81601628
I need them more hissss hissss nya

feetanon is my bf

>>81601478
you're going to poop yourself anon.
>>81601685
my feet are amputated man..

>>81601714
Not true waaaaaaaa

>>81601691
You don't have to do anything but be yourself and some pathetic loser will be into you

My boyfriend is a 5'0" tall latino

>>81601727
Yes true yay I never lie so it must be true

>>81601737
You always lie though that's a lie too

Footfags are universally known as cringe and if you see how most of them act here you will understand why lolmao

>>81601729
I don't know wtf you're talking about, directions unclear.

>>81601722

Show off them stumps then idk

>>81601551
How am I the subhuman for doing normal adult chores?
If you leave dirty unwashed plates with rotting food on it for god knows what, you're the subhuman, if you live with other people and do this you should be executed by a firing squad.

>>81601748
I only lie when I lie, every other time I'm telling da troof actually. That's a fact. I winya =(^_^)=

>>81601736
my gf is 5'1 and not latina

>>81601796
You lose, you date a tranny

>>81601763
That's just you making excuses for not trying again

>>81601758
This is why I will keep it to myself and simply sneak glances at my fbf's cute feet until he confronts me

Weird how my sweat smells so nice to me some days and others the smell is completely different and repulsive. Not sure if it's because of the tshirts or types of physical activity I do but I don't like the difference at all.

>>81601824
do you have a cute butthole

>>81601792
Which is always, you lose

>>81601824
I'll touch my future bf's grippers "as a joke" and hope he'll like it enough to let me do it casually.

>>81601836
It will probably be diet desu

>>81601837
I don't know I'm not flexible enough to see

>>81601804
not a tranny but she has other problems like being a muslim

>>81601851
Must be hard being a kiddie diddler in Turkey

>>81601836
There's different sweat for different things, like there's heat sweat, physical exhaustion sweat, scared sweat.
I am really into armpits so that's my source, I had a bf once and I licked/sniffed his pits enough times that I could recognize his scent in a crowd.

I did go out for a frosty, ice cream is so good when it's hot out.

>>81601824
Just don't be creepy about that because that sounds creepy and pornbrained. You know what you're doing.
Why are almost all footfags cringe :(
>>81601842
He could find that uncomfortabe
>>81601841
It's not always tho, you're coping. Find better reasons to win losermiau

>>81601808
Hue, no idiot would fall for me at my current state. Only much later someone might. Maybe more feetcare.

>>81601893
More lies yawn steely is so gay

>>81601919
I'm probably the straightest gay man I'm the world let alonw this thread. And stop coping already about validity of my claims. It's my truth after all, chuddie.

I need a bf

Now taking bf applications

>>81601960
Cope keep coping son

>Only friend is my long distance friend from discord that I know for 5 years now
Thoughts?

God I wish that one friend of mine that ate 4 times more than me wasn't straight and eat through my fridge.

I don't feel like doing anything tonight but I need to do something to occupy myself

>>81602057
Depends how close you two are. Five years is a lot of time to get to know someone.

>>81602093
I live in europe and he lives in america but we already met once and had sex

I'm lonely waa. Where husbie waa

Quality > Quantity
It's not even close. Like, wats the point of having a large number of acquaintances or "friends" you talk to once in a blue moon when you could have very few but very close friends. People you care about and want to be around, people that make you want to spend time with them.
Not like I don't understand extroverted normalfags and those who love meeting new people or can't handle being alone for 20 minutes but it's so far out from what I'm like and want to be they might as well be from another dimension.

Is there anyone here who didn't have sex already?

Maybe we need to split this thread into two again to get rid of undesirable subhumans who had sex, are bi or trannies like meow

>>81602171
Me yay I've only done petting

>>81601736
ive never been more jealous in my life

>>81602191
You were raped you're not a virgin fuck off already

>>81602171
Had sex with ex gf years ago, still no gay sex for me at all

>>81602190
Still not trans just GNC keep seething on my tiny 7inch dick
>>81602197
No I was sexually assaulted that's different

>>81602171
I'm still as virginal as snow but I am a gooner so likely not pure.

>>81602057
I've never had a friend for that long. I always move and drop contact because it bad at maintaining online friendships. You're a God to me.

meow was chadbot all along?

>>81602171
I've cried while humping a pillow before, does that count?

>>81602228
No I just think it's funny to call my thin average penis small

>>81602155
A good friend is the rarest thing in the world.

>>81602238
Yeah, just like he does, just like him you have 7 inches... something's not quite right and you better come clean...

>>81602255
He does it as a fetish not as a joke and unlike him I'm not white

brown haired boys belong with blond haired boys

>>81602270
Sure, now you claim to not be white, right after him arguing with you about it.

Thought on bottoms who have to color their hair black/unable to get it out for years?

>>81602284
So true I need a dude with curly brown hair to fall asleep on my chest right now.

>>81602296
We were arguing whether or not I am european, I have never once said that I'm white.

>>81602309
brad is right here

>>81602318
Brad is 11 years old.

I turn 20 in 2 weeks lmao.

>>81602284
what about dirty blonde

guys 7 inches is NOT average, that's pretty big.

>>81602359
Depends on the shade

>>81602372
My 7 inch penis is very small meow

>>81602398
5 inches it the global average, you're huge! if 7 inches is small, and I'm 4... what does that make me?

>>81602417
microbenis

>>81602171
ive given several BJs but no sex

>>81602372
Wow you're like new to trolling online? I envy you

>>81600934
I never expected this level of awareness here. It's like a breeze of fresh air. It gives life.
Surely it's a symptom of something deeper, be it overconsumption of porn, mixed up with not being really gay or whatever. I mean come on now. Not even teenage boys look like that >>81600330
It's not a fucking coincidence that the person behind that post is a celibate. Who wouldn't be with that taste? Good luck finding a boy who looks like a dolled up twink prostitute.
>>81600976
You grew up. Good for you.
>>81601189
>I'm not sure I've ever actually found anyone attractive
Enough said.
>>81601415
If being abused by a father makes us like manly men, whatever happened to you that turned you into an ephebophile detached from real life?

>>81602426
that's just not true
>>81602436
I'm sorry for believing other people are as honest as me. :(

>>81602417
A fellow micropenis. I hate to say it, but some sources claim 6 is the new average. It's so over...

>>81602417
No no no, my penis is small some 7 inchers are humongous
>>81602425
No way fag
>>81602431
Oral SEX

>>81602356
don't waste your twink days being an incel in here. You know what you need to do right?
First you need to delete your homo transformers folder. Then you need to come out if possible, and then give dating apps a chance

>>81602450
well at least I'm not a top so it doesn't matter too much
>>81602454
oh I see now, just not girthy :o

>>81602440
fucker has bridge feet WTF

>>81602454
>Oral SEX
...you could say please... but okay fine

>>81602464
Neither am I, but it's just getting more over.

>>81602464
Yeah it's also short

>>81602473
My point being that bjs are sex but I won't mind sucking some dick meself

>>81602482
zamn....
>>81602483
no it's not!

>live in 300kms from Helsinki
>will never meet up with big dicked meow poster and beg him to abuse my throat

>>81602218
You deserve to be lonely
>>81602241
Get better at making friends, be more selective

>>81602507
Yes it is
>>81602509
I'm a bottom sorry

>>81602526
be the dom top bottom please, you are so cute and big...

Storylero Storyla

>>81602542
True
>>81602546
What does a dom top bottom mean

just ate a nice booger

>tfw no bf to steal his boogers

>>81602561
You need to be a big dicked small bottom small cocked top

>>81602573
Are you having a stroke lolmeow

>I'm a bottom
>literally a virgin
how can you know if you haven't tried anything yet? You just know that your dick doesn't work?

>>81602417
It makes you a target for humblebragging big dick losers to laugh at

>>81602417
it makes you someone guys say mean things to while you're blowing them

>>81602613
I'd be ok with that if my bf was the one doing it.

>>81602605
Because I know what arouses me and what I find unpleasant as a concept

>>81602495
Let others suck your dick

>>81602630
>tfw no sph bottom bf with a bigger dick than me

>>81602628
Wish I had a big dicked bf to laught at me

>>81602628
I'd only blow an fbf so I'd be ok with that.

>>81602642
No way fag why would I

>>81602642
everyone is a fucking bottom that wants to suck dick now because all these "gays" are just guys with degradation fetishes.

>>81602584
I have never had gay sex but I know exactly what he means, too much porn...

>>81602647
is slightly above average okay?

>>81602671
Have you ever heard of imagination?

>>81602670
seethe, i will forever be a dicklet and no women would ever love me, maybe a rare man could let me praise and worship him instead

>>81602638
And you find the concept of using your cock unpleasant?
Lazy or a tranny?

>>81602700
I have but this for me is definitely a porn-learned thing

I'd like a bf that worships me desu

>>81602713
Neither, I'm a bottom. Why is that so wrong?

>>81602684
Not sure, not enough size difference unless you're girthy then it can be even shorter than avg

I want a bf to pretend to be shotas with.

>>81602728
>>81602758
my first and only bf got me to do this with him and it still wasn't enough for him to love me back

I'm a botton, but one day I will put my penis in top bf's hole, maybe squirm for 3 minutes, do a couple frictions and cum in him.

I'm getting a magic wand so I can dom without making as much physical effort, rate my move

>>81602769
time for round 2

>>81602730
Virgins like you don't get to say what they are until they try

I like how so many retards are either obsessed with size or insecure about it (probably due to trolls demoralizing them lmao). Especially bottoms that don't even like using their cocks. And, like, it's probably more important if you're uncircumcised. Besides, not many dicks look repulsive probably. Also smaller is easier for oral and I doubt many people like feeling pain when they're penetrated anyway.

>>81602782
I'm scared waaaah!

>>81602758
pedophilic fetish

>>81602784
Well I'm never trying so it doesn't matter

>>81602769
probably got too carried away and went to fuck older men
was he a dom shota?

>>81602797
we're both full grown adults

>>81602805
he broke things off with me because of distance [he was my ebf] then started dating girls.

>>81602647
Please validate this anon >>81602684 more he really needs you to say it's ok, he is a good boy and there is someone out there for him. Your words is what he derives his self worth and value from

>>81602831
Thank you for the kind words. I'm only 6 inches but I want my fbf to call me hung :(

>>81602730
You may be straight. Its very common for autistic online virgins like you to get confused about their sexuality. You just don't know until you try penetrating a vagina.

>>81602787
My top fbf would never let me put my 5-ish inches in his asshole because it small, especially if it smaller than his.

>>81602853
Sexuality is a lot of things besides sex and I don't find women attractive in any sense nor do I find penetrating anything desirable so I doubt it

>>81602684
I didn't know you were so... big... please that would be an honor to at least t-touch it and...

>>81602853
That's a stretch. He would be a tranny before being straight.

>>81602889
Can make fun of you as we frot?

when huebot goes through a metamorphisis (boyfriend-hue, chad-hue, prisongay-hue, tranny-hue) you know it's bad in his el barrio

>>81602894
It's not a stretch when you consider we're talking about 4chan autists who keep watching more and more degenerate porn until they can only cum to grossest things out there. He is probably just a straight guy until proven otherwise. Why are you so against him trying?

>>81602922
yes please! But don't be too mean, it's slightly below average... do it like a bf would...

>>81602932
I usually masturbate to my imagination tho

>>81602932
You're talking about this individual right here. It's impossible for him to be heterosexual on the grounds that he is indeed a massive faggot

>>81602958
You are also psychotic and delusional so I don't believe anything you say. You're straight until you fuck a vagina and prove otherwise

>>81602955
I can be nice or mean. :P

Jesus 80 posts happened while I was in the shower.
The thread is poppin tonight!

>>81602980
I'm not psychotic or delusional tho, that's what The antipsychotics are for

>>81602967
So? My cousin looks like that and has a fag voice but is straight and been with his gf for 5 years now. Some men just over socialize with women and act like flamers but are still very much straight. Looks don't define your sexuality.

>>81603001
It's just huebot and meowspam ignore it. Don't get too excited as nothing of value was posted.

>>81603004
Your cousin is getting his bussy devoured by grindr dudes on the low as we speak

>>81602991
just don't tell me that Im a failure and a mistake in genetics and something that should procreate please...

U Din Din Din Din Dun Ma Din Din Din Dun

>>81603020
I think you're just projecting here. I don't know where you live but feminine acting straight guys would be pretty universal, no? A lot of male feminists use this mating strategy

>>81603024
Oh I'll help you out
>>81602991
Saying he is a failure and a mistake in genetics and something that should procreate turns him on so much you should do it more

I hate when bottom whores do this thing nooooo please don't say this to me aaaaaaaaaaa (they live it)

>>81603065
Stop kink shaming me homo

This thread didn't feel fast but we used it up in a day

I'm too aspergers to read subtext and I could never tease my bottom fbf unseriously or know when he wants me to be forceful, would be too afraid of upsetting him.

I want to piss on bottoms after I cum and spit in their disgusting whore faces

>>81602787
that tfw when rare uncut white american with standard size but nobody will see your penis

>>81603065
You know nothing about sympathy or being a human, don't speak for me retard

>>81603116
Wow mean be better you dumb animal

I don't think you can be forceful with someone you love even if they want it

>>81603129
Shut up meow you love it

>>81603134
>shit bibusers say

>>81603143
No I don't I'm a chaste little angel

>>81603151
I know you have a raging hateboner for everyone not into 60 year old grandpas but what I mean is you would never treat someone you love like that, you absolute waste of oxygen

>>81603157
No you're a dumb cock hungry whore

I think its time to cry alone in bed

>>81603094
I thought I made it yesterday?

>>81603192
Not true and you can't even prove it yay

>>81601844
Hue wants you to date this

>>81603209
It's only been 24 hours is what I mean you dumb subhuman retarf

>>81603170
>"scary" pic attached
>paranoid schizophrenia
Don't know what you're on about but you sound very pathetic, just want you to leave and go back to women

Listen I'm not a peacemaker or a mediator, but can we just not fight at least for one thread?

>>81603229
You have no argument and you confirmed my assumptions with your retarded response. You have been owned so hard I feel bad.

When you make your sexuality your whole personality you get really fucking ass hurt when not everyone is into the same shit you are

>>81603256
Sure I'll play nice once I get a bf

>>81603281
but painal is my whole entire sexuality

>>81603263
That's just another part of your abusive fantasies, only thing you're owning is less than half a brain and a wish

>>81603218
Why are you insulting me man? Do you just call everyone you meet a "dumb subhuman retard"?

Can we get to 6 fiddy yay

so are there any cute girls on /r9gay/?

>>81603333
look in the prisongay or chaser gen on the other board

>>81600976
drag queens are real, i saw them on tv.

>>81603333
There are a few and they're valid and cute but perhaps too shy

I NEED to get my butt stuffed, NOW.

>>81603345
a girl on chasergen hurt my feelings so i cant go back there
>>81603355
damn
that is cute

>>81603357
I am once again asking for a well hung 7 incher to stuff me silly and be my bf #notawhore

Meoww need penis yay

>>81603400
please do, you're not gay and have nothing better to do here anyway

>>81602793
Iconic melo

>>81603400
You should stay here with us lgbt is such a shithole no one should be expected to go there. You have to bring tea though.

>>81603419
i'll go after i meet 1 cute girl

>>81603448
whats wrong with /lgbt/

Post harder you fucking SLAVES

>>81603493
post bussy sir

I love not being a gooner attention whore yay

>>81602440
normies have just as much of a problem with only liking filtered photos as anyone here though...fewer people are having sex these days, so really, its becoming normie to be an incel. how scary is that?

put the weed down

>>81603510
Only for my bf yay

9 more posts chop chop

Meow I'm sad and anxious yay I got papers and shit to prove it yay I got papers and shit

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me choke on my nuts whore

>>81603581
Okay *gargles your balls like a good boy*

>>81603561
I'll use one! to ask for butt stuffing NOW! please?

>>81603577
Cute I'm also anxious (more important than you yay) and I got nothing to prove it but my physical condition because I don't go to the doctor yay I'm so cool and strong

>>81603594
Bottoms raus
>>81603595
Why are you always so mean steely

>>81603586
Fuck oh shit I didn't expect you to that feels good thank you what a good boy

>>81603594
*stuffs stinky socks into bottomanon's butt

>>81603612
Yay I'm being a good boy

>>81603614
no wait, not like that! stop!

Aight who gonna make the new thrade

>>81603618
*respects you*

>>81603605
Because I like messing around but I don't actually mean it just think it's funny to act mean
>>81603617
Lol
>>81603625
This guy >>81603209

>>81603625
Not me, the current cast is absolute garbage

>>81603629
:)
just ONCE, I needed someone to do this, thank you.

>>81603633
Waa being mean is being mean even as a joke
>>81603640
No u besides I will sleep any se ond now

I don't wanna be the one t make it but if someone else doesn't make it soon and make it good I'll have to

>>81603645
*headpats you*
*stuffs your bum with penis*

>>81603658
Yeah so? I'm very immature if you couldn't tell

Meow where top bf yay

>>81603679
X3
finally,.. I've waited so long for this, thank you <3

>>81603685
You'll never get a bf at that rate

Tired to death sniffle

Guys were almost at the end of the log
>>81603693
Why do you think so? I'm very charming and interesting and tall and cute and humble, as you can see

One more post left.

>>81603689
>thank you
you're one good boy.