Thread 81590415

Female red flags
>has a celebrity crush
>is into politics
>is a christian
>has more than 2 tattoos
>nose rings
>anti-depressants
>had more than 3 exes
>watches true crime
>likes taylor swift
>goes to pubs and discoes
>smokes
>gets drunk
>is easily offended by jokes
>thinks anime objectifies women
What did I miss?

>>81590415 (OP)
>hates men having fun without women
>wastes money
There are many more but you are already filtering out 99.999999% of all women on this planet. Also nothing wrong with being a christian as long as it is not a larp.

>>81590415 (OP)
i have some of those flags
>christian
>smokes
>drinks
>thinks anime objectifies women (it really does)

>>81590467
Please sex with me

>>81590415 (OP)
>>is easily offended by jokes
good luck finding the 1% of women that don't do this

>>81590415 (OP)
i only have one of these but it doesn't matter if you're not attractive

>>81590415 (OP)
> uses tiktok at ALL
> says "literally" too much
> big friend group
> rich
> nursing degree
> blonde w/curtain bangs
> 0 hobbies
> more than 2hr daily netflix screen time
> genshin impact.
> openly tells you what guys are hot to her
> never tries to bake/cook for you
> expects you to pay and doesn't say thank you afterward
> belly piercing
> lip filler
> shops at cotton on, h&m and zara.
> crop tops
> bikini photos
> likes generic pop
> wears sdj or good girl
> too confident

>>81590509
> nursing degree
The absolute reddest flag. Nurses are sluttier than prostitutes.

>>81590415 (OP)
>>thinks anime objectifies women
It objectively does dough

Male redflags:
>posts on 4chan

>>81590575
true but a woman that posts here is far worse

>>81590564
WHO IS BEING OBJECTIFIED IN THE BEST CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE EVER MADE THEN, RETARD?

THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NOBODY THERE'S ONLY 1 WOMAN IN ALL OF DRAGON BALL Z: COOLER'S REVENGE. I SUGGEST YOU GET A ROPE AND KILL YOURSELF.

>>81590564
And why does it matter?

>>81590710
It doesn't, anyone who uses the word objectification is probably annoying

>>81590796
True.
Anime probably objectifies men even more with most main characters being either hypermasculine chads or prettyboys but no one gives a shit because it's cool.

Im a guy and I have 5 of these, does this make me a red flag yall?
>has a celebrity crush (true crime criminals count as a celebrity, right?)
>watches true crime
>is into politics
>anti-depressants
>is easily offended by jokes

>>81590415 (OP)
>has had sex with men other than me
There's one.

>>81590924
It makes you a pooner

>>81590802
who doesnt love seeing prettyboys in anime? if thats considered objectification then I must love being objectified :3

>>81590415 (OP)

>has more than 2 tattoos

Even one small tattoo is enough to judge someone as hedonistic, self obsessed, and as having poor judgement.

>>81590959
Im not a pooner, just a faggot lmao

>>81590924
saying yall and not being from the south is your biggest one

>>81590415 (OP)
>has a celebrity crush
nope
>is into politics
fuck no
>is a christian
I'm new age
>has more than 2 tattoos
nope
>nose rings
I'm not livestock so no
>anti-depressants
never
>had more than 3 exes
have had exactly 3
>watches true crime
nope I have no interest in low vibrational shit
>likes taylor swift
yep
>goes to pubs and discoes
I don't drink. Used to go to discord but I don't anymore.
>smokes
nope
>gets drunk
nope
>is easily offended by jokes
only if it's directly related to me in some way
>thinks anime objectifies women
I love anime

>>81590434
fapbap

One of my biggest ones that people don't really talk about is if they're talking to people on their phone all the time.
Anyone that can't spend half an hour without taking a phone call or texting people is up to no good. People who can't just spend time within themselves enjoying what's in front of them are untrustworthy. There's no way that someone can be emotionally mature and spend 99% of their conscious life in conversations.

>>81590415 (OP)
>has a celebrity crush
You're basically fucked if they've seen Titanic, Edward Scissorhands, The Notebook, or Twilight.

>>81590415 (OP)
>>81590509
this is a fun bingo
>has a celebrity crush
>is into politics
>is a christian
>watches true crime
>is easily offended by jokes
>thinks anime objectifies women
>uses tiktok at ALL
>says "literally" too much
>crop tops

>>81590964
If you are a prettyboy you are definitely not a robot.
I just mean anime characters usually look perfect.

>>81590415 (OP)
>>has a celebrity crush
My sister was obsessed with the Backstreet Boys and the Hanson brothers and she ended up divorcing my brother-in-law for no reason. Perhaps you're onto something.

>>81591726
Im a femboy, but im not a real life prettyboy. Anime pretty boys are different from the real life version of a prettyboy. Anime boys just tend to be really feminine and I just project myself onto them even if id never truly be as beautiful as them.

>>81591000
why do you think tattoos are hedonistic?

>>81590415 (OP)
Those coffees look so tasty rn. I'm hopeless. Pumbkin is my favorite thing..

>>81591866
because they usually get them impulsively while they're drunk

>>81590415 (OP)
anon is wrong, these are the real red flags
>has not been committed to a mental ward
>less than 2 suicide attempts
>does not shake constantly like a chihuahua
>had a present father figure
>lack of interest in art
>does not harm small animals
>does not start screaming in the middle of the night
>showers (removes delicious funk)
>any urge to be independent

doesn't own any pets is the biggest red flag for me. I'm sad when people aren't into bugs and reptiles and aren't willing to learn, but that's still better than never even taking care of a cat.

>>81591928
hey please don't post again. you're not safe here because I will kick your ass.

>>81591946
>threatens others with violence
please marry me

my opinion:

>>81590415 (OP)
>has a celebrity crush
everyone has celebrity crushes, not a red flag
>is into politics
not a red flag
>is a Christian
red flag
>has more than 2 tattoos
not a red flag
>nose rings
red flag
>anti-depressants
not a red flag
>had more than 3 exes
not a red flag
>watches true crime
red flag
>likes taylor swift
red flag
>goes to pubs and discoes
not necessarily a red flag
>smokes
red flag
>gets drunk
depends
>is easily offended by jokes
red flag
>thinks anime objectifies women
red flag

>>81591961
no I will bury you in the DIRT for the small animal thing

>>81591972
I've literally never had a celebrity crush and don't think anyone who does can really even call it a crush. you don't know them. at best you find them attractive or funny.

>>81591978
if I say I'm some sort of talking bunny will you reconsider?

>has a boy best friend
>goes to major university across the country
>listens to billie ellish
>consoooooms starcucks

>>81591972
What if they make online content posing as a victim of anti-semitism while living in a multi-million dollar house? That's a green flag, right?

>>81591972
Can someone please explain how watching true crime is a red flag? If anything, it should be a green flag for the users on this board since most of the popular true crime killers those girls thirst over are equally as much of a loser as the people here

>>81590415 (OP)
A 4chan girl i met on soc messaged me and told me she is in love with Sam Hyde, what do you think?

>>81590415 (OP)
>has a celebrity crush
true
>is into politics
wrong
>is a christian
true
>has more than 2 tattoos
wrong
>nose rings
wrong
>anti-depressants
wrong
>>had more than 3 exes
depends on why she was with them and why they broke up
>watches true crime
wrong
>likes taylor swift
true
>goes to pubs and discoes
wrong
>smokes
wrong
>gets drunk
wrong
>is easily offended by jokes
depends on the jokes
>thinks anime objectifies women
wrong

>>81592205
>>has a celebrity crush
>true
nigger one
>>is into politics
>wrong
nigger two
>>is a christian
>true
nigger three
>>has more than 2 tattoos
>wrong
nigger four
>>nose rings
>wrong
nigger five
>>anti-depressants
>wrong
nigger six
>>>had more than 3 exes
>depends on why she was with them and why they broke up
niggee seven
>>watches true crime
>wrong
nigger eight
>>likes taylor swift
>true
nigger nine
>>goes to pubs and discoes
>wrong
nigger ten
>>smokes
>wrong
nigger eleven
>>gets drunk
>wrong
nigger twelve
>>is easily offended by jokes
>depends on the jokes
nigger thirteen
>>thinks anime objectifies women
>wrong
fourteen whole niggers!

>>81590467
Where do I find foids like you(minus the smoking)?

>>81590415 (OP)
this is the truest picture i've ever seen

>>81590415 (OP)
>>thinks anime objectifies women
Thats part of why its good. Japanese creators dont pretend that cool things aren't cool ( Graphic Violence, Insane weaponry, unrelenting spirit, and the thesis of this post - the "objectification of women" [Very odd phrase, since women are already objects] )

>>81590415 (OP)
>has a celebrity crush
fair
>is into politics
depends on her opinions and if she can have a civil discussion without estroraging when i dont care about immigrants and palestinians
>is a christian
nowadays, yeah. christianity means nothing anymore. most "christian" women are turbowhores. maybe a legit orthodox or catholics one though, or one that actually knows and studies theology.
>has more than 2 tattoos
nah tattoo slander is gay. they're fine depending on the content. who gives a fuck. theres just as many tattooed useless whores as non tattooed ones.
>nose rings
cringe, nose rings are hot
>anti-depressants
based
>had more than 3 exes
probably based depending on age and your relative sexual/romantic experience
>watches true crime
not sure about this one but probably based
>likes taylor swift
based. include any of the "girls girl" pop artists. Lana Del Ray, Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan. its like a litmus test for whether or not shes a man hating turbo lefty commie whore.
>goes to pubs and discoes
without a man, yes. if she wants to go with me/went with her past boyfriend or dad or brother or something its cool.
>smokes
smokes as a habit? yes. i like a cig/cigar/hookah/vape every now and then with my alcohol so its fine
>gets drunk
again, as a habit? yes. occasionally going out and getting sloshed with me or her family or something? completely fine.
>is easily offended by jokes
based
>thinks anime objectifies women
i mean it definitely does, but women also objectify themselves by default. its how they operate in society. they literally have no value without their pussy and they know it. so yeah, having an issue with anime or vidya for that reason would be gay.

>>81590415 (OP)
>thinks anime objectifies women
this guy has never watched an OG Toriyama work and it shows

Tattoos are extremely highly correlated with being a slutty whore. You're more like'to win the lottery than you are to find a tattooed virgin. A tattoo is a blatant, overt, obnoxious announcement to the world that she is a low value promiscuous retard who will never be wife material.
If you just want your dick sucked and have a spare $10 then sure, talk to tattooed women. Just know you'll probably need antibiotics afterwards. That's if you're lucky. A lot of them have resistant or incurable. Over half of tattooed women have herpes, hsv1 or hsv2. It's disgusting.

>>81590415 (OP)
Fellahs. Whos playing?

>>81590415 (OP)
if you date a woman who is not Christian, you are guaranteed to get cucked. Get your shit together.

>>81593253
here is mine. I expected worse.

>>81593253
Does anyone have less than 2 hours of screentime nowadays?

>>81590467
>red flags i wont fix
nobody cares kys

>>81594456
Unemployed people maybe. Any job in America means being chained to a screen and keyboard for hours at a time.

>>81590415 (OP)
>>is into politics
>>is a christian
Green flags
>>thinks anime objectifies women
>>has a celebrity crush
>>had more than 3 exes
>>anti-depressants
>>watches true crime
>>likes taylor swift
>>smokes
Neutral
>>has more than 2 tattoos
>>nose rings
>>goes to pubs and discoes
>>gets drunk
>>is easily offended by jokes
Red flags

>>81590415 (OP)
>Female red flags
Breathing in current year.
TFW no 1970s-1980s women who were moar feminine and easy-going, and less Chad-only.

>>81590415 (OP)
I find it crazy how a woman allows herself to get drunk in public, they will go on and on about men wanting to rape her
but
She will voluntarily induce herself into a coma in the middle of the night around strangers

>>81590415 (OP)
>has a celebrity crush
I have been in love with Mamoru Miyano since I was 10.
>is a christian
Do you consider Gnosticism to be a form of Christianity?
>anti-depressants
When I was in high school, but I got off them in college.
>watches true crime
Is stuff like Wendigoon true crime? Then this is most of what I watch on YouTube.
>likes taylor swift
I like Antihero but the rest of her music is bland.
>gets drunk
I get drunk.

>>81590415 (OP)
I have some of these too
>has a celebrity crush (Hayden Christensen)
>is a christian (not a larper)
>watches true crime
>likes taylor swift
>gets drunk

>>81593253
no bingo and still no bf

>>81593253
It's so over
Ori

Teachers/education
Just like nurses theyre childish as fuck and annoying

>>81595909
>Tiktok user
Get the fuck OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>81590415 (OP)
>gets drunk
Tbh, women shouldn't be allowed to drink. Only men should be allowed to consume alcohol.

>>81596482
No, I'll stay thank you