Thread 81590711

Foids, how big?
It's not just about sex, it's about the confidence and respect that comes with it, if you had a huge one you could also make a living swinging it around on the internet.

>>81590711 (OP)
If your dick sticks down like that when fully erect you're not human.

>>81590752
only big willies point down because they're so heavy

>>81590711 (OP)
>mfw used to think 6" was a lot
>turns out its just 15cm
the standard ruler is 15cm, thats not that big tbf

>>81590771
Keep in mind that it's approximately a cylinder, so it's going to look "bigger" than the ruler.

>>81590770
Imagine your pelvic muscles being so atrophied that they can't hold your dick up at a 45 degree angle where it should be

>>81590711 (OP)
8.5 inches long
5.8 girth

>>81590913
it's the suspensory ligament that determines the angle that your cock hangs at

it's why some pornstars have cocks that go straight down, because they cut the ligament so more of the "inner penis" is revealed

>>81590939
excuse me, "cut" the ligament?
you're shitting me right?

>>81590920
Why that size in particular?

>>81590920
why that size? why not just go with 6 inch girth?

>>81590948
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9612784/

patients gained 2.8cm in flaccid length with it, doesn't specify erect length, some pornstars you can see the scar if they have their pubes short

>>81590711 (OP)
>Penis Size Chart
>Person
"Person"

More importantly, why put these on a 5'8" frame when average whiteoid is about 5'10"? Also note that they are increasing girth as length increases (which is somewhat correlated but not as much as you'd think)

>>81590711 (OP)
>if you had a huge one you could also make a living swinging it around on the internet.
If you are otherwise attractive and charismatic, yes. Or if you don't mind your audience being homos.

>>81590948
>>81590939
>>81591017
Also lots of potential downsides for a gain that you can probably get by losing weight, better circulation, and mild PE exercises.

>>81590952
6 girth makes blowjobs painful

>>81591184
but 5.8 is fine?

>>81590711 (OP)
probably slightly above average but not too much, maybe 18cm

>>81591186
>expecting spatial IQ from a foid/larper

>>81591184
>>81591186
>>81591230
My dong is literally around 5.8 to 6 inches in circumference and I have never had a proper/good blowjob and it's too thick for normal condoms. I wouldn't trade down the size but 5.5 is probably more "practical".

>>81590711 (OP)
I would still like men so a very small one so men like me

>>81591362
>t. has never looked at futa hentai

>>81590711 (OP)
Interesting how basically only 9 and 10 (practically non-existent) are given details like veining.

>>81590711 (OP)
I'd rather have no dick than be a cutfag.

>>81590711 (OP)
Im sitting at a comfortable 6 so 8 i guess would be good without going overboard

Enough with the dick threads you giant fucking homos.

>>81591380
I don't want that or want that type of man

>>81592882
I think it'd be really fun to have a futa gf with an utterly massive cock just to fuck her while her huge erection throbs against her belly begging for attention. It'd be similar to those girls that are extremely busty and feel somewhat insecure about being so well endowed.

>>81590770
my average sized dick points down cause i masturbated incorrectly for too many years.

>>81590711 (OP)
i know a conventionally attractive guy who got laid, because he had a small dick. Somehow, he was seen naked, and guys bullied him for having a tiny dick. The rumor spread that he has a tiny dick. Two (that I know of) girls intentionally lost their virginity with him, cause they were scared to be penetrated by someone of a large or average size.

Dude who refuses to larp as a female.
But I am bored so will answer the question anyway.

Honestly my length is fine (around ~5, seems to vary a couple tenths of a inch each time I measure it), but if I could have magic dick upgrades that don't involve surgery then making it straight instead of heavily curve to the side would be good. Would keep the upward curve up. Also add a bit of girth.
I guess making it look bigger when soft would be nice too. My dick looks tiny when flaccid, which makes being naked somewhat embarrassing. Like it really compacts down to like a inch and a half somehow. Convenient when wearing a cup or riding a bike but again, makes me really self conscious about ever being seen nude outside of sexual settings even by other dudes.

>>81590913
it's not the pelvic muscles, it's the suspensory ligament, and there are advantages to being able to wiggle it around like that.

>>81590711 (OP)
Women say 7" is ideal but they are also shit and measuring anything so I'd probably go for 8" to be safe

>>81590711 (OP)
Women say 7" is ideal, but they are also shit at measuring anything so I'd probably go for 8" just to be safe

6 so i could be the beauty standard and therefore be confident

>>81590711 (OP)
I am happy with my 6 inch length (5.7 nbp)
But my girth is abysmal. I hear they have cosmetic surgery for girth that actually works now, I am considering it

>>81595366
>cosmetic surgery for girth
link?

>>81590711 (OP)
I would want it to be 18cm, not too big and not too small. If I could choose I would want it to be thick too

>>81596697
how thick?

>>81596771
Anything inbetween 5 inches to 6 inches. 6.5 looks too big and under 5 would be too small

>>81596787
>>81596697
https://old-v2.calcsd.info/full.html
In western countries that is bigger than 95% of men

globally that's bigger than 98% of men

chad wins again

>>81590711 (OP)
Not even on the chart. Hehehhe

>>81596828
Really? That's surprising, I thought the average was 6 inches

>>81596828
Oh hey! That's my measurements (length is bit higher at 19cm BP). I'm a still a KHHV ToT

>>81596863
slightly under but yes, but going from 6 to 7 is an 18% increase.
with height that would be the same as going from 6 foot tall to 7 foot tall, although 7 foot tall is much rarer than 7 inches but you get the idea

an 18% increase is huge when it comes to bodyparts

>>81591095
>probably vs guaranteed
>makes a post anyway in a chastising manner
wew

>>81596697
>>81596828
>>81596892
same as 6'2" percentage wise

>>81596697
>over 7 inches
>"not too big" according to women
thermonuclear blackpill just dropped

>>81596863
Self-reported data mysteriously gains an inch of length. This is what happened with Africa too. All the statistics about how men in Congo have 7 inches on average are self-reported. The real average is closer to 5.5 inches. And bellow 4 inches in 3rd world countries because of malnutrition.
>>81596828 (calcsd) puts the Western average at 5.8 inches (14.7 cm) and the global average at 5.45 inches (13.8 cmd).

>>81596892
Oh ok, now I feel bad for saying not too big

>>81596937
it's wildly accepted that 7x5.5 is the ideal size for pleasing women, same as 6'2" being the perfect height while not being too tall

it is the way of the world, people who are above average are sought after, just like how I think big fat tits and a big bouncy ass with a small waist is ideal but most women don't have them

>>81596911
If you're insecure about your height just go to Spain. I'm an average dude by Western standards, but I tower over the girls there.

>>81596996
but the spanish average is almost identical to the western average

>>81596996
>not moving to the Philippines to absolutely gig height mog everyone

>>81596975
idk man, im bigger than that and it's awesome to be able to hurt them by going deeper if i feel like it. my girth is a bit much tho. makes most blowjobs awful and ive made a few chicks bleed just from entering them. if i could id max out at 6" girth and add whatever extra volume that gives me to length.

>>81597010
Not by my experience:
>females averaging 162.0 cm (5 ft 4 in)
The average American male is 5 inches taller.
>>81597022
True. But it's also 3rd world.

>>81597031
>im bigger than that and it's awesome to be able to hurt them by going deeper
i agree that it's awesome, but the point is that you don't need to be bigger than that to be considered perfect by most women

>>81597045
>females averaging 162.0 cm (5 ft 4 in)
look up the average height of an american woman

>>81597031
what's your girth?
orginaly

>>81590771
Where the fuck do you have 15cm rulers? The standard sizes are 30cm and 20cm in Europe.

>>81596975
difference is women can get implants or lose weight and get those attractive features. men can't, our only options are either cope or rope.

>>81597147
not that anon but im from the uk and i remember those 15cm rulers in primary school, never saw them in secondary school though

>>81597166
that is true, bbl's are black magic, they can leave your waist looking weird but it's not that big of a deal

>>81590770
The pointing down thing is caused by dick "enlargement" surgery where the dick tendon is cut, letting more of the "inside" penis come out. Side effect is, of course, it can't hold itself up anymore.

Am I the only one honest enough to admit I'm 5.5" and happy with it. Stop rounding up, it's pathetic.

>>81597652
you should round it up to 8 inches, it makes the most sense

>>81591255
buy bigger condoms?

6.5" length
5.5" girth

it's okay

>>81590752
erection is not an on/off switch lmao are you an alien?

>>81590752
Hey fuck you man, it's just a little heavy, that's all.

>>81590948
I think mine is half torn, not sure if it's the reason for having a big dick.