What are the signs and green flags that a woman likes you and wants you?

>>81593301 (OP)
Her panties get wet

>>81593301 (OP)
If I knew I wouldn't spend every day on this board.

>>81593301 (OP)
vidrel is whore behaviour and you are asking the wrong people

Once in HS a girl that was hitting on him for a while asked my friend
>would it be weird if I kissed you rn?
And he still didn't catch it so he was like
>Uh, kinda, haha
And went back to playing clash royale

>flabby ass and thighs barely held together by lululemons

>>81593301 (OP)

physical touch.
flirty
replies immediately.
she brightens up when you're near her.
she initiates a sexual convo.
she'd wants to show you her room.


tldr: if she wants you, she would go the extra mile.

>>81593301 (OP)
the lululemons are fighting for it's life lol

>>81593301 (OP)
>>stood behind you
what a fucking dummy

>>81593301 (OP)
if she initiates conversation with you and you don't have to put in basically any significant effort to carry the conversation like with other women you realized don't give a fuck about you, believe me that's the biggest sign things could go somewhere with her

it really is as simple as The Number 1 sign a woman is into you is if she showers you with serious attention; if you have to work for her attention then she doesn't really like you; look at how they handle Chads, they chase them and try to get *their* attention

>>81593301 (OP)
>there's a hot guy stood behind you
Is this the level of speech the average zoomzoom has? GRIM

>>81593301 (OP)
women are so pathetic. Look how desperate she is for attention.

>>81593301 (OP)
This is utterly disgusting. Women are baboons.

>>81594267
How so? She knows that she has to offer and that is her fat ass. Nothing disgusting about woman who knows herself and why she is on earth.

>>81593301 (OP)
>mfw it clicks YEARS later that women were flirting with me
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

>>81593301 (OP)
Am 6'2" but shy and slightly socially retarded. I've had this stuff happen to me with multiple women:
>They sit/stand way too close to me, even closer than my friends. Like I feel my personal space being invaded.
>They touch me for no good reason, usually on my arms and shoulders. One time during a train ride, some woman slept 1h with her asscheeks touching my thigh.
>They stutter when talking to me. Happened once with a shy coworker who might be crushing on me.
>They look in my eyes when talking to me and they have this slight smile and big eye pupil thing going on.
>They're too helpful to me, like noticeably more helpful than other women in the same situation. Even had one guess correctly what I was going to ask her to do next.
>They care about my safety. Motherly instinct stuff. Like once that coworker saw me using a cutter and she told me to retract the blade more so I don't cut myself.
>You notice they're suddenly wearing more makeup and sluttier/fancier clothes than usual when they know you'll show up somewhere.
>They stupidly laugh/giggle at most of the stuff you say, even completely boring stuff nobody would usually find funny. Sometimes they'll even smile/giggle just when they see you and lock eyes with you.
But yea, apparently none of these matter if you can't be sure they're only behaving like this towards you. Some women are crazy and behave like this with every dude around them so you can't be sure they're into you. Usually I have no way of gauging how they behave with other dudes so I do nothing. Not that I would know how to do something anyway, I'm too anxious to even say "how are you?".

>>81595492
I'm a 5'9 manlet with average looks and have never experienced this behavior. Mid 30s and the few times I had sex were just one night stands. Fuck my life.

>>81595620
>Mid 30s and the few times I had sex were just one night stands. Fuck my life.

What were the one night stands like? Were they intimate?

>>81595620
Wait you had sex for the first time during a one night stand? Was it awkward since it was your first time? I'm always afraid my obvious virginity will show since I generally won't know what the fuck to do outside of penis goes in the vagina

>>81595669
>Wait you had sex for the first time during a one night stand? Was it awkward since it was your first time? I'm always afraid my obvious virginity will show since I generally won't know what the fuck to do outside of penis goes in the vagina

Don't do it, bro. It's super awkward if you have zero chemistry or connection

>>81593301 (OP)
>TFW I'm too incel to know this for sure
A few foids have stared at me; but they never speak, or have a cockblocker with them.
The other day, the McD's manager was talking to the window cleaners, while apparently presenting a nice view of her ass to me.
I was spending a long time on my coffee because I had no internet at home for five days and needed an hour online.
She'd look over a bit. At one point, while back and forth to the cleaners, she made to walk over to me then stopped herself.
One time, when ordering a take-out from a cafe, the Turkess' eyes were darting all over the place. Naturally, nothing more happened.
I really wish that woman who wanted to fuck me would actually fucking tell me; or grab me in any suggestive manner.
I might have had an unpaid fuck by now. TFW unapproachable.

>>81593433
These.
>tldr: if she wants you, she would go the extra mile.
Absolutely. TFW this has never happened to me.
Even if they've stared at me IRL, it never even gets to those points.
Though I get matches, they are almost never show any willingness; and the very few who were all ghosted or blocked.

>>81595492
I wish I were as tall as you, so I could have had those experiences of women showing more open attraction to me than I have gotten.
>>81595620
TFW also manlet, but only had paid sex. I'd be lucky to even get a one-night stand.
At this point, I'd happily plow an old woman as a fuck-buddy, so I never have to worry about social/dating shit ever again. TFW too incel for that also.
>>81595669
>I'm always afraid my obvious virginity will show since I generally won't know what the fuck to do outside of penis goes in the vagina
Not that anon, but this is a large part of why I escortceled in my 20s. That fear of being 'caught' as a virgin and ending the chance was too much to bear.
Though this is where some foreplay-focused porn can help out. Basically, lots of kissing and fondling. They love the dick being rubbed on the pussylips/clit.

>>81595634
Most were alright. My problem is that a pussy isn't nearly as stimulating as your hand. So it took forever to cum, if at all. If you think cumming too fast is bad, girls will hate you if you can't cum lol. My best time was when I was 30 and an 18yo somehow took interest in me. We ended up cuddling in bed for 6h, sex twice and fingered her to 9 orgasms in between. But the age difference was too much for a relationship. She dated a guy for 3 years and afterwards told me I was the best sex she ever had.
>>81595669
It wasn't awkward because she was really sweet. I was 27 and literally begged her (25) to take my virginity on a dating app. She was a sex coach and only looking for hookups.
Didn't feel anything through the condom and didn't even cum. She only had 2h and then I had to leave. Your first time will probably be awkward yes, especially if she expects an experienced. You have to learn new motions, get tired arms, cramp in your foot, wonder if you should kiss or just fuck, etc. One time I couldn't get hard because I was so in my head worried about everything.

>>81593301 (OP)
If she truly likes you, she'll show you. Women aren't as complicated as men think, and if she acts complicated and plays games then she's probably not worth it anyways.

That's the other thing.
I've been incel for so long that I am basically marketing myself as having barely any sex, in the hope that a woman will be curious enough to fuck me.

>>81595492
I'm 6'4 and had only about half of these happen to me
it's not about height, you're a good looking faggot, so stop bragging

I had a dozen women compliment me on my looks and outfit on Saturday and I'm 5'6".

>>81594226
that's a norf thing not a zoomer thing

>>81593301 (OP)
I have whore fatigue.

>>81597331
im 5'8" and had none of these happen to me so stfu

>>81593301 (OP)
I remember back in class there was this blonde with a thick ass sitting in front of me. My eyes glanced at her butt and she turned around towards me and caught me looking. She smiled and stretched for me arching her lower back. Kind of like in .mp4 related but the seat was less intrusive. I was so flustered haha and desperately tried not to get hard in the middle of class.

She smiles more, the world gets brighter and angels start to sing

>>81597688
Ughn. That's a tough spot. Also frustrating that it never led to anything more.
Over 15 years ago, I was out walking and a woman who was ahead had looked back at me, then started wiggling her hips and ass more.