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Anonymous No.81600055 [Report] >>81600065 >>81600091 >>81601815 >>81601923
femcels 10 minutes after saying they want to kill all moids
Anonymous No.81600065 [Report] >>81601446
>>81600055 (OP)
Only chad gets that
Anonymous No.81600091 [Report] >>81600094
>>81600055 (OP)
i would do that for my future husband but i will never get married so it doesnt matter
Anonymous No.81600094 [Report] >>81600170
>>81600091
>but i will never get married
whys that?
Anonymous No.81600170 [Report] >>81600354 >>81601270
>>81600094
unattractive and not good enough personality for anyone to look past it
Anonymous No.81600354 [Report] >>81600375
>>81600170
I'm sure if you start with the willingness to eat ass you'll be able to find a husband fond of you. If you get to a healthy weight it will help especially
The femboys who want their ass eaten will be underweight so.
Anonymous No.81600375 [Report] >>81600394
>>81600354
i dont really wanna do that before we get married and i also dont like femboys
Anonymous No.81600394 [Report] >>81600413 >>81600421
>>81600375
Then you won't be eating ass because straight married men don't want that porn shit
Anonymous No.81600413 [Report] >>81600421 >>81600441
>>81600394
She's just saying she'd be willing to sexually compromise anything for her man, you don't have capacity for abstraction or what??

Probably a troon anyway so yeah idc
Anonymous No.81600421 [Report] >>81600431 >>81600440 >>81600468 >>81600999
>>81600394
>straight married men don't want that porn shit
highly doubt that. even if he didnt want specifically i would be willing to do most things
>>81600413
yes, thats what i am saying. not a troon but im obese
Anonymous No.81600431 [Report] >>81600439
>>81600421
All you gotta do is lose weight
Just gradually reduce the amount of food you eat and you'll be attractive in a couple years
Anonymous No.81600439 [Report] >>81600454
>>81600431
i know that. a couple years is way too long though
Anonymous No.81600440 [Report] >>81600809
>>81600421
>obese
Hot, real men appreciate a good amount of chub
Anonymous No.81600441 [Report] >>81600809 >>81600999
>>81600413
>she'd be willing to sexually compromise anything for her man
But she said she doesn't like femboys so she won't compromise on anything sexually. She would not be happy with a sissy's submissive he needs to be dominant.
So her she will compromise anything claim is just double minded
Anonymous No.81600454 [Report] >>81600809
>>81600439
Well you can do it faster if you work out
A couple years is the slow easier way
And its better two years than never right?
I believe in you
Anonymous No.81600468 [Report] >>81600809
>>81600421
>highly doubt that
Actual marriage includes The Lord Most High connecting them in a permanent wah forever and ever. Porn shit diminishes the marriage. Repent of porn shit it's nasty like wanting to eat poop.
Anonymous No.81600809 [Report] >>81601286
>>81600440
thanks i guess? im still gross
>>81600441
i dont like femboys physically but i would be more dominant if my husband wanted me to
>>81600454
thanks anon
>>81600468
i would be fine with no porn shit. i dont need it
Anonymous No.81600999 [Report]
>>81600421
Lots of BBW lovers. You'll be fine.

>>81600441
You don't have to compromise on what you're into that extremely. There's wiggle room but it won't be tremendous all the time. My girlfriend wants to try anal both ways and I think it's disgusting, but I'm going to try doing her while refusing to get it done on myself. She's fine with that.

I like to turn off cigarettes on skin but she's terrified of burns so I just use her mouth as an ashtray and turn off the cigarette on my boot. It's called compromise not "full spineless surrender"
Anonymous No.81601270 [Report] >>81601308
>>81600170
do you like cuddling and watching murder mystery tv shows?
Anonymous No.81601286 [Report]
>>81600809
It's better to fuck another chick while the subby one licks.
Anonymous No.81601308 [Report] >>81601329 >>81601367
>>81601270
ive only ever cuddled my mom so i dont know what it would be like cuddling a guy
>murder mystery tv shows
i usually dont but i like watching stuff about true crime so i would probably like it. which ones do you like?
Anonymous No.81601329 [Report] >>81601418
>>81601308
>i dont know what it would be like cuddling a guy
imagine cuddling your mom except she's a man with a penis and she's not your mom
Anonymous No.81601367 [Report] >>81601418
>>81601308
>which ones do you like?
I've watched so many so i couldn't tell you haha
first season of true detective is very good, recently watched Broadchurch and Ludwig which were both good
Anonymous No.81601418 [Report] >>81601458 >>81601469
>>81601329
is it random man? it would probably be kind of uncomfortable. at least my mom has comfy pillows in her chest. also i would be scared of him thinking im gross so it would be hard to relax
>>81601367
thanks, might watch them since i have way too much free time these days
>first season of true detective is very good
are the other seasons bad or just not as good? i would hate to start a show and leave it unfinished
Anonymous No.81601446 [Report]
>>81600065
And who is this Chad that licks you butthole?
Anonymous No.81601458 [Report] >>81601516
>>81601418
>are the other seasons bad
i haven't watched them, each season is it's own self contained story with new characters so you can watch them in any order
Anonymous No.81601469 [Report] >>81601516
>>81601418
>scared of him thinking im gross
If you're in the cuddling phase he probably thinks you're lovely anyway
Anonymous No.81601516 [Report] >>81601526
>>81601458
that's a pretty nice concept. american horror story is the same and it's one of my favorite shows so i will probably like it
>>81601469
i dunno.. he could be trying to get into my pants
Anonymous No.81601526 [Report]
>>81601516
>he could be trying to get into my pants
if he thinks you're gross he probably wont be trying to do that, make him wait 2 or 3 months with just cuddling and kissing and see if he still likes you
Anonymous No.81601815 [Report]
>>81600055 (OP)
LMAO! my girlfriend genuinely does this
Anonymous No.81601923 [Report]
>>81600055 (OP)
I wanna do this but to a fat guy who has trouble wiping his ass, not a twinky chad.
Anonymous No.81601966 [Report]
you can feel his asshole clench when he's getting close to cumming