Thread 81600578

this could be us femcel but you keep whoring for attention on r9k

>>81600578 (OP)
i dont attention whore im just trying to find a husband

>>81600601
you are not trying to find a husband, you are just spamming the board

>>81600620
i havent made a thread in weeks though

>>81600578 (OP)
Hm, do you think you would be a good bf?

>>81600633
post your bf reqs

>>81600601
why dont you post your discord then?

>>81600648
ive posted them on here before

physically
>5'7 or more (my height)
>bmi under 50, plans on losing weight if on the higher end
>not balding, bald is fine but i hate how half a head of hair looks
>semi-okay teeth
>no extreme cystic acne, would if he's getting it treated
non-physical
>likes me or would give me a chance
>genuinely kind
>patient
>smart or at least not an idiot
>nice interests, they don't have to match up with mine. likes to share them
>not a neet or willing to stop being one
>little to no romantic or sexual experience
>preferably virgin
>dates to marry
>wants kids

>>81600759
because i only want to contact guys whose standards i fit and who fit my standards

>>81600773
>5'7 or more
im 6'1 but wouldnt date you for having a height preference

>>81600773
Sounds way too reasonable are you from europe by any chance?

>>81600798
you wouldn't date me for many other reasons too. it's fine
>>81600802
yes. but post standards first

>>81600815
na sis, idc if you ugly or small ass or whatever but having height preference is disgusting desu

>>81600828
would you rather i lied about it and dated someone i wasn't attracted to? also my preference isn't that extreme

>>81600773
Wait a second, are you black?

>>81601708
half, yes

if you think it's gross just move on

Any anons in canada who need a gf?

Looking for a gf who is between 20 and 29 and is catholic or willing to convert, isn't a neet, and lives in the northeast us.

>>81601776
Are you the halfbreed I was sexually harassing on that other thread?

>>81601930
probably, i think so yes. no i dont want your penis near me

>>81601941
Tsk tsk, it's not like I check all your boxes and I'm tired of being used by manipulative whores or anything, nigger.
But just to ask, were you the chubby one? How old are you again?

>>81602017
you said you wouldnt marry me or have children with me, i am not interested in casual dating or hookups

>>81602033
And neither am I.

>>81602051
good to know? go look for a white fembot to marry

>>81600773
i meet your standards except i'm probably a little more sexually experienced than you would like, though i haven't had a single sexual experience in 7 years, as I want to save the next time for marriage. I would be interested in you, but I'd like to hear that you are from the US, and if so, what region? I would be very interested if you were close.

>>81602090
i'm not american, i live im europe. sorry

>>81602138
this is the worst news i have heard today. major bummer :(

>>81602081
I don't see any huwhite virgin fembots in here right now.
>>81602138
Europe? How did you happen?

>>81600773
>>5'7 or more (my height)
too tall for my liking

>>81602167
sorry :(
>>81602168
>I don't see any huwhite virgin fembots in here right now.
make a thread looking for them, i'm sure you can find one
>Europe? How did you happen?
don't know, ask my parents

>>81602205
that is okay, lots of shorter women out there. good luck

>>81600773
This is so depressing. I wish girls like this were real and not just bait posts on /r9k/.

>>81602231
i'm not a bait post, i am just severely unappealing so i can't afford high standards

>>81602222
thank you anonny, you too

>>81602254
I'm gonna have to press X on this one, repeatedly.
>you are not real in any meaningful sense
>you've gotten more attention in this thread than I have in my entire life
>you can get away with high standards either way, just use a dating app

>>81602343
>you are not real in any meaningful sense
i am though
>you've gotten more attention in this thread than I have in my entire life
none of it will lead anywhere, you can get replies on 4chan too i'm sure
>you can get away with high standards either way, just use a dating app
you think those people are virgins who are there for marriage? kek

to the fembot reading this, drop what you're doing, we're getting married now. just say yes, don't think about it so hard. We're gonna find a way to make it work. pack your things and prepare to move.

>>81602385
but marriage is a serious matter though

any fembots with big tits browsing this thread?

>>81602373
>none of it will lead anywhere
Because you haven't posted any contact information. You would get flooded in DMs. I would not.
>you can get replies on 4chan
By roleplaying as a woman who likes 5'7" micromanlets, maybe.

>>81602254
>severely unappealing
what's wrong with you?

>>81602419
I have big tits but also big everything else

>>81602442
>I have big tits but also big everything else
how big is everything else? in terms of bmi

>>81602412
yes and we're going to take it very seriously. if you wait for all these things to align before you get married, it'll never happen. Think of this like an arranged marriage, it has been decided that we are getting married, and we're going along with it, and now that that's settled, all that's left to do is learn how to make it work. Just have faith in the process. In many ways, it's a lot easier than trying to find the right partner, worrying if he's going to leave you, worrying if he's actually the right one. Now, you have your partner, and so do I, it's settled. Let's do our best!

>>81602422
>Because you haven't posted any contact information.
i will post it when i find someone whose standards i fit and who fits mine
>By roleplaying as a woman who likes 5'7" micromanlets, maybe
5'7 is not that bad

>>81602494
and what would you want your wife to be like? surely you wouldn't take just anyone

>>81602442
I like chubby, but health is also a concern.

>>81602517
well you know when a marriage is arranged, the two people getting married don't have much say, do they? Ideally I'd want her to be supportive of me and submissive, greeting me when I return from work, maybe working part time to help with the finances. She'd look out for my health and remember things that i forget, and like children. Everything else is there to discover

>>81602577
i meant physically too

>>81602600
i think i could make do with a moderately unattractive woman, given that she's good to me in the way i've previously discussed. But like I've previously discussed, if I make a claim like "we're getting married, just say yes, we'll find a way" and I end up with a hideous woman, well I guess I set myself up for it. I wonder what you look like since you're biting.

>>81602210
So you're half what?

>>81602442
don't play with my feelings like that

>>81602656
>I wonder what you look like since you're biting.
very bad.

how old are you?

>>81602686
half black and half white

>>81602710
32, have job house and car, not bad looking but overweight. nards8@gmail.com if you don't mind showing me a picture.

>>81600578 (OP)
I have never seen a single woman from my state on this board. It is very unfortunate.

>>81602727
That's not very European, half what kind of black and half what kind of white?

>>81602858
west african and central european

>>81602892
So bantoid Germanic or such?
Shouldn't look too bad.

>>81602710
should i be expecting an email from you or no?

>>81602978
i do look bad

>>81603048
it won't be long until people find out you're underage

>>81603061
i'm not underage though

>>81603070
now you're gonna say you just turned 18 two months ago?

>>81603048
I never know if I can trust you fembots on that, any way I could see you?

>>81603076
i didn't, i'm not 18

>>81600773
oh no... I hit every single one except height... (5'5)
thats okay :(

a bunch of replies and the foid still has yet to drop 0 contact information

>>81603087
what is your age then? 19?

>>81600773
Besides teeth and weight (losing weight though) this is me. I'm in my mid 30s and live in Australia though.

>>81600773
>bmi under 50
wouldnt someone over 50 basically be dead? thats beyond morbidly obese. you really do have low standards anon.

>>81603098
i feel bad now, sorry :(
>>81603110
i don't want to just drop it
>>81603368
i am 20
>>81603375
that's a bit much, both age and distance
>>81603421
look at the people on my 600lb life..

>>81603505
>look at the people on my 600lb life..
idk if america is different but i have never seen someone our age that weight. i dont think it is unreasonable to want someone with a sub 30 bmi anon. any weight above that leads to lifelong issues that i certainly wouldnt want in a partner

>>81603505
stop beating around the bush give these people the socials or fuck off why do females here act like they are of diamond quality either drop or leave bro

>>81603532
i know, but i said before that if they are on the bigger side they should be willing to lose weight

i obviously don't want to be with someone who is going to die within a couple of years

>>81603505
Well how do I contact you?

>>81603578
which anon are you? could you list your standards as well?

>>81603604
Virgin.
Not too fat.
Not insane.
Not gross.
Basically same as yours but I don't care about the height.

>>81603675
those are vague, be more specific. don't you have any more?

>>81603703
as i said already fuck off why are you trying to make this shit like a side quest you need to know his ssn address city like bro add the fucking person and fuck off this is why you haven't been married yet kill yourself

>>81603732
if you think it's dumb just don't answer, only thing you're doing is bumping the thread

>>81603703
What more do you need? If you're obese just lose weight and come back.
If you're not level headed I wouldn't be dumb enough to knock you up.
And if you're cute or ugly I'll see and judge.

What else do you want to know?

>>81603748
I think it's rather intelligent, it's proving the original statement of the thread
A girl claims she wants to be married but all she is doing is whoring on r9k trying to get some more (you) and attention before she fucks off

>>81603763
i don't know. for example, some people consider having any mental illness as crazy and for some people it's only stuff like cluster b. you could be specific

what do you expect from a relationship? how old are you?

>>81603604
nta but these are my standards
>tall
>well educated (in university) or an artist that i genuinely believe in
>18-25
>kind and calm person
>wants to have kids later in life
>likes to exercise and travel. i love to hike.
>not a picky eater, loves food.
>likes some similar music to me
>dresses well, bonus points if she dresses uniquely
>cute face and a nice waist
>treats me like an equal and inspires me to be a better person

>>81603783
no, i think dropping my discord right away is more attention whoring. i would get too many adds and be talking to a dozen guys at once. i would rather just add one guy myself and talk to just him, then talk to someone else only if it doesn't work out.

>>81603801
Fuck off already and drag this to discord, oh wait, you won't because you just wanna ATTENTION WHORE ON R9K
Fuck you and I HOPE YOU NEVER GET MARRIED YOU BITCH AND THIS THREAD PROVES EVERYTHING RIGHT

>>81603818
Lol ok, excuses to just wanna keep it on this board for the free (you)'s. As I said already, kindly fuck off. You will never find someone and this makes me happy

>>81603807
i'm not really tall, i don't enjoy exercise that much, i am kind of picky, no nice waist, face not very cute, dress unique but not cute to most people

>>81603865
thats okay plenty of anons will like you

>>81603801
I don't care about spergs and autists, BPD and schizophrenia and such I don't like.
I expect eventually a wife to breed and preferably daily pleasuring, at least handjobs, blowjobs and such, and preferably someone that's fun to talk to and somewhat reliable.
I'm in my late 20s.

you losers still posting and not one social contact has been posted HAHA

>>81603911
are you a virgin? are you waiting until marriage?

>>81603977
>are you a virgin? are you waiting until marriage?
Yes.

>>81604000
khhv or just virgin? religious or personal choice?

good job making conversation with just one question it'll just be another 10 years until this female posts her discord

>>81604023
Khhv, personal choice, what about you?

>>81604040
Doubt she will.

>>81604043
same man she will be lonely forever HAHAHAHAHAHA this girl acts like we need to know about her deepest desires before she post discord

>>81604040
oh my god leave me alone, again, don't bump the thread if you hate it so much
>>81604043
yes, me too. where do you live? just continent is fine

>>81604074
once again the thread is reiterating WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
2) bumping the thread lets more anons see which will speed up the process of an anon getting your discord (which as we have described you wont post since you just want quick attention)

>>81604074
>yes, me too. where do you live? just continent is fine
Europe.

>>81604090
perfect :) i don't like discord but my e-mail is fionastrawberry@proton.me, let's talk on there

i will go to sleep now since it is pretty late, i will respond to you tomorrow. have a good night

SHES NOT GONNA RESPOND BRO LMAO
ANYWAYS GUERILLA WARFARE WORKED YIPPEE

>>81604167
yes i will shut your mouth

that username screams underage

>>81604153
I'm that outlook email with the obvious name, sleep well.

>>81600773
>>bmi under 50

>>81600578 (OP)
God, I wish I had a fembot wife to start a family with. Someone that at least understands the levels of internet brainrot I have.

>>81600578 (OP)
is it really whoring for attention if we're just complaining about the problems of being a raging femcel sperg??

>>81602385
bumping this post, the fembot replying to me fell through. no hard feelings, though! So, who wants a husband?

damn this thread blew up nigga

>>81600784
That's shooting yourself in the foot, you might have to try and hope for the best

>>81600578 (OP)
I'm not marrying anyone that uses ai slop for a simple image such as that

I only want to marry a foid with big tits. Are there any fembots like that?

>>81603505
>i feel bad now, sorry :(
It's okay! I hope you find the husband you're looking for and grow together in Christ. :3
grustlepuck is my discord if you still wanna talk despite my height