What's the weirdest thing you do?

>>81602232 (OP)
I crossdress and boymode, enough to pass where I have a whole alternate identity a life. Like social groups and relationships that believe I'm a guy. Obviously not to the point of sexuality though, can't fake actually having a donger.

Not trans or anything, I just enjoy doing it

I spit on toilet paper to lube it up when I wipe my ass.

>>81602232 (OP)
I yell at my tv as I have schizo episodes

c:

>>81602232 (OP)
i wipe my penis with toilet paper after peeing

Eat bacon raw
squat on the toilet while shitting
pee in a cup an throw it out my window
run a comb through my hair just to watch the dandruff pile up on my desk
kiss escorts on the mouth

>>81602402
>kiss escorts on the mouth
they let you? You must be average looking

>>81602268
i would like to rape your vagina with my penis

>>81602232 (OP)
I once sticked a candle up my ass

>>81602423
thanks brocel, I can't admit that on .is or they would ban me

spend several hours a day searching instagram and tiktok trying to find videos of women peeing

>>81602327
I just did this

>>81602232 (OP)
I bite my toenails.

>>81602232 (OP)
i go on 4chan

I blow my nose with water because blowing your nose with tissues feels warm and disgusting and if you have a cold, blowing your nose with tissue makes your nose sore and hurt, whereas blowing your nose with cool water is refreshing and you get to wash your face with the water. sometimes i just blow snot rockets into the sink and rinse the sink with water.
it's better than blowing your nose with tissues trust me, it should be the standard.

>>81602232 (OP)
>Obligatory a shut-in NEET, essentially spend all my time alone and don't interact with anyone who isn't family or a shop clerk
>Hoard weird porn of all types.
>Talk to myself, a lot, like full-on conversations.
>Absolutely have to hose my ass down with soap in the shower after pooping
>Daydreams where I am interviewed by someone and spout blackpills and opinions on various things that many people hear, also daydreams where I meet a therapist and go through a full imaginary therapy session in my head
>Have regular fantasies about being turned into a pony and transported to the My Little Pony universe, yes they get sexual

>>81602232 (OP)
I like to sleep naked and have several heavy pillows on top of me

I shit while squatting on the toilet bowl rim. been doing it over a decade now. whenever squatty potties became a thing.

I constantly make these weird high pitched moans and giggles that sound like a gnome getting railed

>>81603096
why do you do it? are you stimming?

>>81602232 (OP)
i have nightmares most nights and very often scream and yell in my sleep. somewhat embarrassing when i first found out, but i've only staggered out of bed in a stupor with a loaded firearm twice (thought someone broke in and was rape-murdering my roommates) so that's good!

>>81602232 (OP)
I listen to audio porn while I work.

>>81602232 (OP)
I like to mix lemon juice with salt and pepper into a beer mug and sip through the day. I am sure i am destroying my teeth

>>81603255
I'm not stimming and not autistic I just make weird gnome noises and uncontrollably say NIGGER pretty often

>>81602268
Will you marry me tombot?

Everyday I pick a woman on the internet and gift them a small amount of money

My lips have a strong tendency to get chapped and peel outward in dry bits, so I use a hobby nipper to clip and trim them off. In the past I would just pick them with my fingernails but it would pull the healthy moist skin too much and too deep, leaving parts of my lips raw
>just use chapstick anon
Chapstick feels really gross, greasy and unnatural on my lips, plus trimming the bits of dry skin feels way more satisfying

>>81602599
You should boil the water before doing that anon or use sterilised water. You risk a naegleria fowleri infection by shooting tap water up your nose. It has 100% fatality rate

>>81602232 (OP)
I still yearn for and message a woman who rejected and ghosted me based on my "genetics", after months of daily chats.
I still love her. And I pray for her to come back so we can be together one day. I love her like crazy, and I want to make her happy.

>>81602232 (OP)
When I cut my fingernails or toenails I pick out the best feeling ones and run them amongst my fingers over and over again. Something about the sensation is very pleasing.

>>81602232 (OP)
I'm always constipated and only shit one or twice a week. When I do shit, it's a MONSTROUS amount, so big that it almost always blocks the toilet. I have to reach in the toilet and use my hand to unblock it. I then have a shower afterwards.

>>81602232 (OP)
I am obsessed with women over 300 pounds. I spend a good portion of my time reading about them, watching their content, and trying to date them

>>81602232 (OP)
Talk to myself
Isolate myself
Sometimes I'd go full hermit mode and not go on any social media or website and just exist