Thread 81606332

hello fellow femcels of /r9k/ hows your day going xoxo, fembots unite!!!!

>>81606332 (OP)
>pic
i want someone like them, not because i can fix them, but more like whatever the hell's wrong with them is more fun
god i need a woman who's not my mom to ruin my life so bad right now

I can fix her before she turns into a cool wine aunt cat lady

>>81606349
bella janke is my idol i hope one day i can become as femcelpilled as her, maybe without the identity leak

>>81606371
she's got a nice rack so i'll let it slide
she can do whatever she wants, up to a certain point

>>81606371
her putting estrogen in her friends drink was so based, i hope to be as much as a girl boss as her one day desuu

>>81606332 (OP)
I need a gf like that so I can tie her up and give her correctional dickings

>>81606426
bold of you to assume you could actually bare to look at us true fembots lul

>>81606332 (OP)
What the fuck is that word salad of a caption?

>>81606437
nta but dude, if we met up irl and you start saying creepy shit to me i'd slap you

>>81606441
me is asking how my fellow femcels are today, the r9k femcel community is fragmented and i would like to bring us together united

>>81606448
jokes on you i dont go outside #notgettingslappedanytimesoon

>>81606437
I don't know what you look like I'm talking about the women in the OP's pic, I want one like that. She would be a well-behaved pet after a week.

>>81606451
Not that, faggot-kun, I'm talking about the image you included in the OP. Faggot.

>>81606483
^_^ so sorry 4chan-chan, that is us femcels :3

>>81606462
lame
you can do a lot more against the world when you're outside

>>81606332 (OP)
I hate this type. They're insufferable. They're some of the shittiest people ever but seem to think they're gods gift to the world

Kek whites =\= Jews. CE mogs all murders. And had a small country within a country. Ruined so many locations through mismanagement and theft. And jewed out the law (obv dummy) with an 8 month sentence stealing billions of dollars. This should be your idol stupid fucking Foids.
MOID OUT

>>81606598
>gods gift to the world
they are
psychos make the world a better place

>>81606437
dumbfucks like you say this but in your head youre imagining chadlite talking to you. imagine a below average guy, a brown guy, a fat guy, etc.
literally just fuck off already. any below ideal male to you doesnt exist.

>>81606598
im op but agree, but being insufferable on r9k is just too fun to stop. if im going to be femcel forever, why not become one of the obnoxious fag-chan ones??

>>81606616
i would purge these whores from existence with a snap of my fingers if i could. these women are just spreading their psychopathic genes through the population. theres plenty that dont get caught. theres women that idolize serial killers and murderers

>>81606635
i have been rejected by obese 5'5 greasy guys irl. i dont care i dont have standards

>>81606666
Vased, and Death pilled.
Don't worry the Whores will be Purged.
Just make sure you don't find yourself banned from entry into the Kingdom

>>81606644
>im going to be a femcel
see >>81606635
would you give any of those guys a chance? no? if so youre just waiting for a chadlite to save you. actually good looking bpd sluts are far nicer to deal with than so called "femcels". the only issue is they wont truly love you either and are gone in 6 months

>>81606666
i hate how tcc and serial killers have become intertwined in the femcel community they ruin everything, we're gross and greasy but idolising murderers is not even funny its just fucked

>>81606612
Caroline Ellison is my idol, maybe one day I can stop being a femcel and have my own polyamorous billionaire cult, I won't race science post on Tumblr though

>>81606683
no i actively dont like chadlites, we have nothing in common how are you supposed to have a good relationship with chads as a femcel

>>81606669
you're pathetic, anon
you can do better

>>81606710
i dont see it as pathetic and i dont careif i can do better, we had shared interests and were both spergs. why does it matter if hes obese if we get along??

>>81606682
dont care, me being personally condemned to eternal hell is a small price to pay. One person for the good of the entire world? bring on the hellfire
>>81606694
Maybe im just projecting. I was recently talking to someone like this for a while and she turned out to be extremely self centered. Im talking to a crazy degree - Ive talked to a few people off here including bpd sluts and egirls and this girl was severely damaged in a way I cannot wrap my head around. Part of me feels sorry for her, but the rest of me wonders how she ended up being so full of herself.

She's so based for going into Pelosi's office and stealing her laptop.

>>81606669
okay that just makes me wonder why youre going after 5'5 greasy guys. besides im pretty sure a 5'5 greasy guy could walk all over me in terms of personality. a lot of fat fucks have egos

>>81606709
> we have nothing in common
doesnt stop you from secretly wishing you could have one does it?
>>81606724
that's nice. lucky guy. Wish I had someone like that but its never happening

>>81606729
> talking to someone like this for a while
someone into tcc?? no shit, they dont see the people around them as actual people rather than commodities, thats why they love shooters and serial killers, almost as much as themselves. its a different breed of femcel that doesnt just actively hate themselves like a normalcel, but hates everyone around them

>>81606755
youll find someone like me, theres a lot of us that actively dislike chads, but were just socially retarded and am probably locked in our rooms lol

>>81606767
she was obsessed with serial killers to a unhealthy degree. Ive never seen a girl who just did not care about anything but talking about what she was in the mood for that very moment, and jacking off 24/7. it was surreal.

>>81606782
would you take a socially retarded guy? someone whos not the worst socially but not a full on normie either. a failed normie, if you will.
he'd probably be a bit annoying and not have the best personality but would want to make it work and wouldnt cheat on you at all or watch porn behind your back

>>81606785
thats what years of social isolation, atrophied social skills and body muscles, breathing the same stale air does to you lul

>>81606800
i wouldnt want someone who isn't socially retarded. likewise from before where i mentioned i like a guy with similar interests, i also like someone who is just as socially retarded as i am, sperging out together is unbeatable

>>81606808
its eerie because shes exactly like that

>>81606349
>god i need a woman who's not my mom to ruin my life so bad right now
I'll see if my ex wife is available

>>81606826
>someone whos not the worst socially but not a full on normie either.
what about that? "not the worst" just means they can put on a straight face or pretend to be normal and not say much in social situations.
>i like a guy with similar interests
>sperging out together is unbeatable
thats perfect. where do 'femcels' that arent insane like you hide? Its impossible to meet people outside, meeting people at work is sketchy, and dating apps are even sketchier.
The only other option seems to be having a healthy social group from your highschool days but not everyone gets that lucky

>>81606868
kek
what else did she take other than the kids, anon?

>>81606332 (OP)
Femcel itt.
How big are your tits?

>>81606889
> its impossible to meet people outside
im dealing with that too lol it sucks. everywhere is normies, and people online can get a bit too retarded and take things too far.
> what about that
i guess id need the guy to actually be able to string together sentences that are somewhat coherent. dont care how retarded he is, just as long as he isnt so socially nerfed that he has the ability to talk.
> where do femcels that arent insane hide
look at any university engineering class and youll find 1 or 2 of us scattered amongst the crowd. lifehack. otherwise we are not findable

>>81606951
DD but im getting them reduced soon, DD sucks they make me look obese when i wear clothes

>>81606958
>string together sentences that are somewhat coherent
dont tempt me to do something stupid here. Im tired of talking to people that give you tiny replies full of shorthand. If you have a university degree youre already leagues above most women here so you shouldnt find it hard to find a bf, esp if youd be willing to date short fat guys lmao

>>81606974
>DD
fembot your tits arent that big, you dont have I-cups for instance

>>81607183
>you dont have I-cups for instance
Neither do you.
I wonder why that was deleted

>>81607196
of course not, im a guy. I did know someone who had tits that big however

>>81607196
soz i realised deleting things was a feature i hadnt found before and tried it. DD isnt massive or anything but still uncomfortable for me, bigger tits make everything look slutty and i can only wear super baggy shirts now, which just make me look obese

>>81607263
>DD isn't massive
oh so this is inverse when guys say 6" isn't much huh

>>81607263
>baggy
I think that is really cute. It's my favorite look.
How old are you?

>>81607269
band size matters too

>>81607269
Didnt mean it that way, im not a fan of HUGE tits either. DD is probably my upper limit

>>81607123
youll find your not psycho femcel one day, we are lurking everywhere, wishing you luck lul

>>81607399
Its too late for me but thank you anyway nona, gl to you too

>>81607303
i dont know what that means and i dont care
you've got huge tits lady, be proud of it

>>81607511
appreciate it but still getting them reduced to a B or BB, having tits sucks they make everything unnecessarily difficult

>>81607532
send boob pics foid

>>81607357
Once tits get too big they get saggy and gross, DD is the biggest you can get without them looking like wrinkly saggy bags.

>>81607593
Stop harassing the foids you're going to make them all leave

>>81607649
No foid on my board GTFO

>>81607532
>breast reduction
i hate you people so much
have you ever heard guys go "wish i had a smaller cock"

take care of 'em, moisturize your folds, then show 'em off and you'll get simps lining up to drink your femcel piss

>>81607794
I've heard of guys with abnormally large dicks wanting them to be smaller since it makes things hard, im in the same boat. DD stops you from running or exercising without being weighed down, it restricts the clothes i can wear to baggy ass shirts so i dont look like a slut, and they make you look fat. Men dont understand how much tits suck since you dont have them lul

>>81607811
those guys are statistically very rare so no one cares about them lol
>dont want to look like a slut
why not? you've got the goods so flaunt 'em

>>81607921
> why not?
Makes me feel uncomfortable to not be covered up, a bit of a prude i guess. Plus i dont want guys constantly looking at them it makes me feel weird

>>81606332 (OP)
Damn I kinda look like that except I don't have brown eyes or hair

>>81607811
Not abnormally large but I've had issues with it just being 7.5 long and 6 thick.
I have to wear spandex underwear to work out just so I don't randomly bulge out while lifting.
I wouldn't cut any of it off though.

>>81607952
you know what, yeah, i get you
know a girl who covers up when she goes on grocery runs but when we go out clubbing or any other big event, she lets loose and wears like tight dresses and shit

you just need to find your style

>>81607952
That's good you've desire to be modest but don't cut yourself up like you're going on a kebab, keep your breasts

Janke nudes when

>>81607957
Can I touch your butt?

>>81606958
Gah you sound perfect, I'd ask for your contact if this wasn't a femcel thread. Loyal socially awkward failed normie gf when???