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Anonymous No.81606559 [Report] >>81606641 >>81606812 >>81606988 >>81607275 >>81607284 >>81607406 >>81607430 >>81607931 >>81608253 >>81609126 >>81610569 >>81610905
This could be you if you never found 4chan
Anonymous No.81606622 [Report]
Is that you? You star in porn? Do you make good money off it?
Anonymous No.81606641 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
This is a robot board not a virgin incel closet fag board
Anonymous No.81606812 [Report] >>81606876
>>81606559 (OP)
Women disliked me long before I found 4chan.
Anonymous No.81606876 [Report] >>81607427
>>81606812
Ya I'm with this faggot they hated my ass since middle school
Anonymous No.81606988 [Report] >>81607265 >>81611437
>>81606559 (OP)
But I already have fucked a woman in public before
Anonymous No.81607265 [Report] >>81611437
>>81606988
Long detailed explicit story or it didn't happen
Anonymous No.81607275 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
Not really, I'd still need viagra before every sexual session. Porn brainrot is the real culprit for why I can't just fuck everything that moves even if they're totally into me.
Anonymous No.81607284 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
I've fucked thousands of anime women hotter than that.
Anonymous No.81607311 [Report] >>81607970
Omg I wear a ring and bracelet too I am Chad frfr
Anonymous No.81607386 [Report]
I choose to be in this position. I thought by my 30's I'd have my own home. I was wrong. Plus I get incredibly depressed all the time and don't take medication. It'd be shitty of me to bring someone into my life when I'm like this.
Anonymous No.81607406 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
>This could be you if you never found 4chan
Yes, but only if I'm tall enough to have proportional hands big enough to cover a bitch's whole tummy.
Anonymous No.81607427 [Report]
>>81606876
>middle school
Kindergarten in my case
Anonymous No.81607430 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
post sauce now
Anonymous No.81607931 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
I don't think 4chan made me non white
Anonymous No.81607970 [Report] >>81608016
>>81607311
Your hands look nice, i wanna see your penis now desu
Anonymous No.81608016 [Report] >>81608027 >>81608037 >>81609749
>>81607970
Original thanks.
Anonymous No.81608027 [Report] >>81608073
>>81608016
Wow i somehow knew it would be a nice thick dick under there
Anonymous No.81608037 [Report] >>81608073
>>81608016
would you bang a twink?
Anonymous No.81608073 [Report] >>81608099
>>81608027
Double thanks, anon.

>>81608037
Pic related.
Anonymous No.81608085 [Report]
cinematic coitus
Anonymous No.81608099 [Report] >>81608133 >>81609800
>>81608073
>giphy.gif
please be in australia
i'll come and sit on it
Anonymous No.81608133 [Report] >>81608204
>>81608099
I am American and I prefer doggystyle.
Anonymous No.81608159 [Report]
Its more like 4chan finds us
Anonymous No.81608204 [Report]
>>81608133
>I am American
god damn it... so do i
Anonymous No.81608230 [Report]
Wish I could disagree, but the closest action I got was with my ex girlfriend, and it was a long distance relationship..
Anonymous No.81608253 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
I'm on this god forsaken website since 2009. In 2013 I lost virginity in the park, just like that webm. We met in online game.
Anonymous No.81608614 [Report]
What does that feel like bros
Anonymous No.81609126 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
No, not true even without 4chan I'm still gonna be like this
Anonymous No.81609749 [Report]
>>81608016
You are the PE penispump fag from the other thread right?
Anonymous No.81609800 [Report]
>>81608099
what city are you in austwink
inb4 naarm
its always fucking naarm
Anonymous No.81610569 [Report]
>>81606559 (OP)
>if i didn't go on 4chan i would have been a woman with a bf
you sure?
Anonymous No.81610905 [Report] >>81611446
>>81606559 (OP)
my dick isn't big enough to do that
she would barely feel it
Anonymous No.81610939 [Report]
I don't care. Sex is vile
Anonymous No.81611287 [Report]
Not even being ironic here i think if the internet didnt exist, i would have a family by now. There is no way in hell i would of still been alone. I would mentally be better. Now i am a waste of a human being. Just a totally wasted life full of weird fetishes and mental issues.

Our futures were stolen from us, and theres no way to ever get them back. We will never experience what we could have experienced if none of this existed.
Anonymous No.81611437 [Report]
>>81606988
>>81607265
I have also done this, did it with a fuck buddy when I was in uni

>have sex often
>go on an evening walk one day in the woods
>anon I want you to fuck me off the path it would be hot
>find a decent spot, to my right is a field with some houses off in the distance
>dusk so they cant see so well but the thrill is still there
>to my left is just woodland, fair way off the path
>good views
>she starts sucking my dick
>take her leggings off
>shes wet af
>play with her pussy against a tree
>she gets down with her ass up in the air
>plap her raw for a while
>harder to coom ig because of the addrenaline
>flip her on her back
>cum in her
>we walk back with my cum in her

she was a whore but it was fun, we also went camping once in the middle of nowhere

>wales
>private land, deep in a woodland
>the campfire is raging in the night
>look up and see tonnes of stars
>fuck
>hard to cum again because im in awe at the beauty of the night sky
>nut in her after giving vigorous backshots
>cum while looking at jupiter

that was kvno, the raging campfire, the night sky, the peace and tranquility, the cool night breeze caressing my nutsack, sexo with a female.
Anonymous No.81611446 [Report]
>>81610905
My dick's bigger but I'm a bald manlet so she wouldn't want to see it. lmao.