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Anonymous No.81608771 >>81608816 >>81608847 >>81608902 >>81609785 >>81609808 >>81609860 >>81609914 >>81609926 >>81609953 >>81610971 >>81611311 >>81611347
TRUTHNUKE
Just be funny and nice.
Look at Jack Black, hes goofey and nice.
Youre just mad because you know youre insufferable bitter creeps and thats why youre still alone.
Anonymous No.81608813
His wife definitely cheats on him. I got the ick majorly when I saw him ask his wife for help on getting Doug with High. He signal that he needed help and was too high. I bet half his kids aren't his
Anonymous No.81608816
>>81608771 (OP)
Women just have a crush on him from the kungfu panda days
Anonymous No.81608847 >>81608862
>>81608771 (OP)
>be funny and nice

*jewish and rich
Anonymous No.81608862 >>81608876
>>81608847
Lol you made me think schwartz but it's just cohen on his mothers side
Anonymous No.81608876
>>81608862
>mothers side
>jewish

bazinga
Anonymous No.81608902 >>81608926
>>81608771 (OP)
Arent a majority of women on birth control that fucks up what kind of men they are attracted to?
Anonymous No.81608926 >>81609773
>>81608902
Yes but jack black was a comfort character when they were younger. Like women still going crazy over fat elvis.
Anonymous No.81609773 >>81609867
>>81608926
By todays standards 1976 Elvis was pretty lean. A few 90's movies with comically fat characters seem just slightly overweight today. Jake and the Fat man, really not all that fat, fits in his pants decently well without much gut hanging over.
Anonymous No.81609785
>>81608771 (OP)
This is what ugly women actually tell themselves.
Anonymous No.81609808
>>81608771 (OP)
>just be a famous hyper-charismatic movie star and rock star!
Oh... ok
Anonymous No.81609860
>>81608771 (OP)
>Look at Jack Black, hes goofey and nice.
There are many guys like him appearance and personality wise. Most of them don't land girls, let alone, hot ones. That's the god honest truth.
Anonymous No.81609867
>>81609773
He was 350 lbs at just 6 ft. He was very fat for his time and even today. Jack black wasnt as fat 20 years ago either. Regardless, its just that women who grew up with these characters stayed in love with them no matter the weight
Anonymous No.81609914
>>81608771 (OP)
Interesting, very interesting...lets see all these women's dating histories
Anonymous No.81609926 >>81609946
>>81608771 (OP)
If woman were so crazy about funny guys then Bozo the clown would be fucking chicks everyday.
Anonymous No.81609946
>>81609926
That is the insane clown pussy o algo
Anonymous No.81609953
>>81608771 (OP)
Jack Black always was the fat Jew comic relief in every movie he's ever been in and NO woman ever said he's hot or theu were attracted to him.
Anonymous No.81609983
Provide me a list of women Jack Black has dated. His wife is also uggo and has a kid from a previous relationship so Mr. Black is a cuck.
Anonymous No.81610010
He is. It's why he gets all the women.
Anonymous No.81610213
What they say: personality
What they mean: per$$$$$$$$$onality
Anonymous No.81610863
Yeah, it's definitely not because he's rich and famous. It's his personality, which hardly anyone has ever seen because their experience of him is seeing him play characters while acting in media.
Anonymous No.81610950
oofing is a dead concept
Anonymous No.81610971
>>81608771 (OP)
He had fairly good facial aesthetics when younger. Decently symmetrical face, good nose etc. Plus he's rich and famous
Anonymous No.81611006
you fags do realize there's better shit to do with your time, right? this is the quadrillionth time i've seen this same topic here.
Anonymous No.81611300
I would rather die an incel than have to act like this obnoxious fatty, I was a jestermaxxer in highschool trying to make freinds with the normies, never again
Anonymous No.81611311
>>81608771 (OP)
truthnuke Jack black is from an extremely rich family and he has had connections from day 1
Anonymous No.81611347
>>81608771 (OP)
Manosphere is really about self-respect. Many men, particularly white men, do not (or did not) respect themselves. Women do not respect themselves either. Casual sex is not normal. Jews have really done a number on the goyim.