Im a 5ft9 slim twink with cute glasses and fluffy brown hair and I will never ever everrrr get a boyfriend

I hate my incel lifeee

>>81610854 (OP)
youre chad only fuck off

>>81610854 (OP)
Do guys like hit it and quit with you? Gay dating seems hard.

>>81610854 (OP)
>gay
>incel

>>81610862
Not OP but I can assume so since sex is ez but finding a bf within your standards is quite difficult.
Also you get discouraged from trying due to sexual harassment.

>>81610854 (OP)
You're a perfect dom top bf

>>81610854 (OP)
if I were to approach you in real life, what would you respond positively to me saying? I'm a dominant top but dunno how to approach cute boys. like maybe they'll be sad I think they look like a soft fag? maybe thats what works?

>>81610884

i am a BOTTOM.. hmph

>>81610973
I'm gonna toss your ass into the bottom of a dumpster NOW WHIPE YOUR DICK OUT AND FUCK ME ALREADY

>>81610958

Just b forward with your intentions with us bottoms.. if you want to breed us youve gotta say so yk

>>81610862

Im a khhv and dont do hookups..

>>81610994
damn, its that easy?
you gays seem to have lower standards than women

>>81611005

I think its the yaoi that twists their mind

>>81610854 (OP)
op why haven't you sucked my dick yet? What are you retarded?

>>81611020
whatever it is, i'm gonna gopher it and try and fuck a guy on my birthday
first time for everything

>>81610994
how to identify a fag bottom from a sissy looking "straight" guy?

>>81611056
Wear grey sweatpants. If he looks at your dick print he's a faggot.

>>81610994
damn that's so hot
I had sex with a woman last night but reading this thread is getting me rock hard, being bi is suffering

>>81611056

Usually hoodie / oversized hoodie, and their hands are fully / half covered by the sleeve

Cutesy medium length haircuts, overly shy and awkward looking. You know when u see one

>>81611091

Sounds like you are mass coping by sleeping with women, rather than having a cute boy in your bed..

>>81611142
>mfw know someone exactly like that
>mfw he's 5'4
i need him right now oh god

>>81611164

Text him bro, if you dont you will nevr have him.

>>81611170
he lives in another state and he's got a gf now (he's bi)
FUCK MY GAY INCEL LIFE

>>81610854 (OP)
No hate your tall as hell for a bottom, 5"9. i feel like most are closer to my height 5"3. i though 5"9 would be top height.

>>81611184
not OP but I guess it depends on where you're from?
if OP is like from Europe, he's probably still a lil guy

>>81611149
FUCK YOU, SHUT UP!(you're right)

The character on the right is a guy? I thought he was a girl or some shit.
The comic became a total Yaoi bait at this point, I stopped reading during the self insert artist arc.

>>81611184

I cant control having a small penis anon.. anyway in my country a lot of boys are taller than me so it isnt so bad.

>>81610854 (OP)
Me too but i'm 6'1 so it's actually 100% over for me

>>81610854 (OP)
>I want to be on the right
>Internal crisis ensuing

>>81610862
>Gay Dating
When you're a twink 60% of your hook ups are mostly hetero guys

>>81611201
Yeah i am european too, but i still feel like 5"9 is quite tall here other than like maybe the netherllands?
>>81611225
how small.

>>81610854 (OP)
I'm a 5'7 moid who weighs 120lbs. I can't get a gf or a bf. Life is so cruel when you're a manlet :(