Thread 81611579 - /r9k/ [Archived: 794 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:26:12 PM No.81611579
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>get back home after walking one of my cats
>neetwife makes sleepy cat sound when she hears me
>she is drowsing in bed
>go give her a hug
>she asks me to put her weighted blanket on her
>tuck her in with weighted blanket, kiss her on the cheek, and tell her she's the best
>she says "no, you're the best" and goes back to sleep

Why haven't you acquired an aspie neetwife yet? Weaponized autism can get you a six figure income doing something obscure and technical, and the waging is worth holding your nose to interact with normies knowing you'll be able to come home to a delightful environment where your wife is playing with her dolls or doing an art and just waiting to have her chest fondled while she yammers cheerily about her special interests.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:28:37 PM No.81611590
>>81611579 (OP)
>OH MY GOD IS THAT A HECKIN GREENTEXTERINO WAIT UNTIL THE SNOOJAK PARTY SEES THIS!!!! BING BING WAHOO!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:36:23 PM No.81611648
>>81611590
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