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Anonymous No.81614036 [Report] >>81614072 >>81614083 >>81614105 >>81614124 >>81614177 >>81614202 >>81614208 >>81614252 >>81614455 >>81614577 >>81614657 >>81615541 >>81615603
>Short
>Bald
>Small penis
>Ugly face
You must pick 2.
Anonymous No.81614072 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
I already have ugly face and small penis
Anonymous No.81614083 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
>short
>small penis
thats already me
Anonymous No.81614105 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
>ugly face
yeah....
>bald
baldING if i dont start taking my dutasteride soon
Anonymous No.81614124 [Report] >>81614166 >>81614197
>>81614036 (OP)
>>Short
>>Small penis
That's me but I don't have an ugly face anymore
Anonymous No.81614166 [Report] >>81614227
>>81614124
>anymore
How?
Anonymous No.81614177 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
Life gave me all four.
Anonymous No.81614197 [Report]
>>81614124
OP said to pick two, so the other two I didn't choose won't affect me.
Anonymous No.81614202 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
>Bald
>Small penis
>Ugly face
I've overpaid do I get a credit?
Anonymous No.81614208 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
baldness and ugliness doesn't matter if you're hypermasculine.
Anonymous No.81614227 [Report]
>>81614166
-OP said to pick two, so the other two I didn't choose won't affect me.
Anonymous No.81614252 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
>ugly face
>short
I'm doing my best with what I got
Anonymous No.81614455 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
I choose 3...
Anonymous No.81614577 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
Easy shit anyone can fix:
- not smelling bad
- not having bad breath
- not having a retard haircut
- not having ear or nose hairs visible
- not walking around all hunched over like a doofus
- talking in your natural voice pitch; easy to find it with simple voice exercises; once you use it you will sound like much less of a retard
- looking people in the eye

then work on:
- fix your teeth
- get contacts
- not being a fatass
- not being a pushover
- not letting things bother you
- not letting negative thoughts control you
- caring less about what women think

things you can't change and need to let go of:
- your height
- your dick size
- your autism/ADD/etc...
- you will get old and you will die
- all your possessions go bye-bye when you die
Anonymous No.81614657 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
Short and small penis
Anonymous No.81615541 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
bald and ugly. short men get no pussy and pencil dicks get no repeat pussy.
Anonymous No.81615603 [Report]
>>81614036 (OP)
i have 3 and ugly face is implied by bald so make it 4