who is your favorite lolcow?
mine is kingcobra because he's goth
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:34:19 AM
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>>81617284
>>81615863 (OP)
The classic boogie2988, like a slow motion train wreck that keeps wrecking
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:35:41 AM
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>>81615863 (OP)
its gotta be you fags for me
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:36:06 AM
No.81615972
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>>81615863 (OP)
tophiachu because she's just like me, a jobless neet that would rather be homeless than get a job
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:54:48 AM
No.81616128
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>>81616176
>>81615863 (OP)
Cobra I'd is boring now and he isn't goth at all.
He just looks like a crusty metalhead hillbilly
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:00:35 AM
No.81616174
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>>81615863 (OP)
I'm quite fond of whatifalthist these days.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:00:48 AM
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>>81616408
>>81616128
yeah he's a shell of his former self, but he's a sexy goth bad boy that's where you're wrong.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:17:55 AM
No.81616317
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idooobz, troll's remorse is a bitch
Goonocchio
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6/26/2025, 1:23:31 AM
No.81616353
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>>81616381
>>81616409
>>81615863 (OP)
Whatever. Its not like everyone who browses this board wouldn't be a lolcow too if we got famous
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:25:46 AM
No.81616363
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Wings of Redemption, liek hawnestly OP isn't ranked material, you rush to site just to die instantly liek lidderally you're trash at the game.
Madda a fact ban OP from my chat please.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:27:47 AM
No.81616381
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>>81616407
>>81616353
I was thinking that. Someone told me I would be a lolcow.
>>81615863 (OP)
My favourite is tophiachu. She is just so ugly I can't stop looking at her antics.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:29:29 AM
No.81616396
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>>81615863 (OP)
kingcobra because he's autistic and not a virgin
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:30:55 AM
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>>81616381
>tophiachu
She would probably look a little better if she lost weight. Classic Chris wouldve been borderline Chad if he lost the weight
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:31:10 AM
No.81616409
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>>81616353
if i was famous i wouldn't be a lolcow, i would have my shit together, lolcows get famous for not having their shit together and then trying to be famous. i would get my shit together before trying to be famous.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:33:29 AM
No.81616425
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I watch every clip I can of that one online gambling retard, bossmanjack is his name
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:36:20 AM
No.81616448
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idddubz and his fugly pear-shaped wife
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:17:29 AM
No.81616821
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>>81617121
Frank Tufano has been hilarious lately, let me share a greentext I made of him.
"Frankie The Financial Expert"
be Frank Tufano
spends $40k on eye surgery
becomes cross-eyed
sues Dr. Taban
spends $100k on nine additional eye surgeries
spends a week recovering in a $2k a night resort
the last eye surgery is successful, no longer cross-eyed
actually too successful, now he's bug-eyed instead of cross-eyed
will need to spend $20k more on surgeries to reverse the surgeries
spends $30k on a Lexus
stinks like rotten eggs when the heat's on
sues Motorworld Lexus
spends $21k on a Honda
doesn't even bother to glance at the tires which were clearly eight years old and dry rotted
sues Northtown Honda
yes, he really bought a used car for 21 grand and couldn't be assed to shell out $400 on a set of new tires
spends $30k on potato chip machinery from China
spends another $30k to have it installed
discovers it's too small, which the Chinese vendor warned him about
sues the Chinese vendor
gets banned on Onlyfans
sues Onlyfans
gets banned on Tiktok
sues Tiktok
rages at the DMV over a $20 tax fee on one of his cars
gets kicked out of the DMV
Frank Tufano genuinely blew over $285,000. He's not joking when he says he's in $400,000 credit card debt. Frankfurter Tufano is my new favorite lolcow of all time.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:20:03 AM
No.81616845
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>>81615863 (OP)
Chris Chan is the only really funny one.
The rest are just loser shit. I consider you a loser if you care about any of the other ones beyond being an unironic fan.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:52:24 AM
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>>81616821
I've been following his insanity for a while
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:13:05 AM
No.81617284
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>>81615958
haven't seen anything good come from the lardass in a while, besides the "I HATE BEING ALIVE I HATE BEING ALIVE" tipples rant. What's the ol' gut been up to?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:20:17 AM
No.81617342
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>>81615863 (OP)
i have no cows, only lolmommies
