who is your favorite lolcow?
mine is kingcobra because he's goth

>>81615863 (OP)
The classic boogie2988, like a slow motion train wreck that keeps wrecking

>>81615863 (OP)
its gotta be you fags for me

>>81615863 (OP)
tophiachu because she's just like me, a jobless neet that would rather be homeless than get a job

>>81615863 (OP)
Cobra I'd is boring now and he isn't goth at all.
He just looks like a crusty metalhead hillbilly

>>81615863 (OP)
madthad

>>81615863 (OP)
I'm quite fond of whatifalthist these days.

>>81616128
yeah he's a shell of his former self, but he's a sexy goth bad boy that's where you're wrong.

>>81615863 (OP)
Daniel Larsson.

idooobz, troll's remorse is a bitch

og gayzer

>>81615863 (OP)
Whatever. Its not like everyone who browses this board wouldn't be a lolcow too if we got famous

Wings of Redemption, liek hawnestly OP isn't ranked material, you rush to site just to die instantly liek lidderally you're trash at the game.
Madda a fact ban OP from my chat please.

>>81616353
I was thinking that. Someone told me I would be a lolcow.
>>81615863 (OP)
My favourite is tophiachu. She is just so ugly I can't stop looking at her antics.

>>81615863 (OP)
drift king
run ur car not ur mouth

>>81615863 (OP)
kingcobra because he's autistic and not a virgin

>>81616381
>tophiachu
She would probably look a little better if she lost weight. Classic Chris wouldve been borderline Chad if he lost the weight

>>81616176
plus he smells good.

>>81616353
if i was famous i wouldn't be a lolcow, i would have my shit together, lolcows get famous for not having their shit together and then trying to be famous. i would get my shit together before trying to be famous.

I watch every clip I can of that one online gambling retard, bossmanjack is his name

I'm related to a lolcow

idddubz and his fugly pear-shaped wife

Frank Tufano has been hilarious lately, let me share a greentext I made of him.

"Frankie The Financial Expert"

be Frank Tufano

spends $40k on eye surgery

becomes cross-eyed

sues Dr. Taban

spends $100k on nine additional eye surgeries

spends a week recovering in a $2k a night resort

the last eye surgery is successful, no longer cross-eyed

actually too successful, now he's bug-eyed instead of cross-eyed

will need to spend $20k more on surgeries to reverse the surgeries

spends $30k on a Lexus

stinks like rotten eggs when the heat's on

sues Motorworld Lexus

spends $21k on a Honda

doesn't even bother to glance at the tires which were clearly eight years old and dry rotted

sues Northtown Honda

yes, he really bought a used car for 21 grand and couldn't be assed to shell out $400 on a set of new tires

spends $30k on potato chip machinery from China

spends another $30k to have it installed

discovers it's too small, which the Chinese vendor warned him about

sues the Chinese vendor

gets banned on Onlyfans

sues Onlyfans

gets banned on Tiktok

sues Tiktok

rages at the DMV over a $20 tax fee on one of his cars

gets kicked out of the DMV

Frank Tufano genuinely blew over $285,000. He's not joking when he says he's in $400,000 credit card debt. Frankfurter Tufano is my new favorite lolcow of all time.

>>81615863 (OP)
Chris Chan is the only really funny one.
The rest are just loser shit. I consider you a loser if you care about any of the other ones beyond being an unironic fan.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PqDtxwHjj0U

>>81616821
I've been following his insanity for a while

>>81615863 (OP)
Lee barneyfag goldson

>>81615863 (OP)
kinda basic but LTG

>>81615958
haven't seen anything good come from the lardass in a while, besides the "I HATE BEING ALIVE I HATE BEING ALIVE" tipples rant. What's the ol' gut been up to?

>>81615863 (OP)
twu toobs
backstreet boys goth af

>>81615863 (OP)
i have no cows, only lolmommies

>>81616141
Came here to post this
desudesuyo

>>81617279
ltg is simply funny