hey robots, story that will make you incels seethe

>be me
>kinda smelly, bedrotting femcel
>typical day, woke up late, and started to lurk the boards, eventually on to various vidya and manga consumption.
>eventually get bored, and look over at my knot dildo I purchased..
>not feeling it
>all of a sudden get the white woman urge to do it with my tall, Guard Dog German Shepherd..
>call him into my room
>eventually he comes in, tail wagging and looking as cheerful as ever
>carry him on my bed, hes quite heavy so this took effort, and shut the door
>take my clothes off, and get on the bed and bend over.
>he already knows the assignment, instantly mounts me placing his big knot in my pussy
>he hits all the right spots and eventually ties the knot with me fully, leaving me helpless

FFW half an hour later

>he is finished with me and has fully came inside me, dog cum all over my sheets..
>no matter, climb under my covers and take a nap, feeling satisfied.


Yes, I would rather do it with a dog rather than any of you incel chuds, a dog is far less emotional baggage and a dog doesnt come with insecurities. Maybe if you guys acted more mature you would all have girlfriends.

>>81617132 (OP)

you fucked a dog?

>>81617157

Well anon, he fucked me.. That would be the correct way of putting that.

Anyone remember when bait was more believable than this slop?

>>81617132 (OP)
You used a dog for your sexual needs? You need help anon

kek originaroni

>>81617173

He doesnt mind, if he did he wouldnt happily come into my room to do the same thing every other day.

>>81617132 (OP)
>Based dogpilled femanon
White women can't stop winning

>>81617172

god forbid someone tells a story chud, you are acting as if this isnt common either, its just girls do it in secret.

>>81617132 (OP)
this reminds me how a girl from this board wanted to see me getting knotted by a doggo
>t. moid

>>81617132 (OP)
>>81617172

Even if this is bait, it's real to some comically small although still present degree. There are indeed women who would rather fuck dogs than you.

>>81617172
That was a time when anons weren't dumb as fuck jeets and fresh-off-tiktok newfags
You don't even need bait anymore

trynna bait with chainsaw man pics, you arent even trying

>>81617218

post it NEOW

>>81617308

such zoomers only lurk for 3 minutes then go back to TikTok or discord to brag about their 4chan aesthetic

>>81617518
I said wanted, none of that happened and i doubt i'd ever do such thing

>>81617331
they do this for themselves, it's not even about the ragebait anymore, they attach filth they seethe-ally write to a character that they fear in order to reduce their terror or something like that. it's lame.

>>81617132 (OP)
This is shit bait because it doesn't even get dog (sex) anatomy accurate

>>81617157
Shittiest samefagging of the year award

>>81617132 (OP)
I saw a webm on /gif/ of a dog fucking a gay guy and then getting bored and running away which caused it to drag him around because the knot was still intact. It was hilarious.