Thread 81618057

is their something about you that puts you in top 1% of humanity

>>81618057 (OP)
>is their something about you that puts you in top 1% of humanity

nope c:

>>81618057 (OP)
my sat score

but it didn't matter..

6'1", 7" may be a 1%er combination when it comes to physical attributes

>>81618057 (OP)
Not really top but I do have a super rare condition, like 1% range

the girth of my cock

What % of humanity was a virgin at 32 years old?

I'm good at taking cock roughly and not begging for the guy to stop

>>81618057 (OP)
I'm a 2Dsexual 6 foot virgin.

>>81618237
>What % of humanity was a virgin at 32 years old?
unironically looks completely normal

>>81618368
lmao wtf why did it quote that i didn't even type it

>>81618368
well I'm 6 4 so i have a big body so points of reference are off.

>>81618057 (OP)
im a top 0.1% cs2 player

>>81618237
is that girthy? because mine is exactly like that (except more veiny and I can grab it with both hands)

>>81618057 (OP)
ummmm I once got the platinum trophy for demon's souls I don't know if that counts

>>81618057 (OP)
I've listened to more heavy metal than easily 99% of humanity

I can play games with fixed camera angles and tank controls (such as the original 3 resident evil games) and not get confused once

>>81618726
Based. I can't even beat the first level of Mario 64 because the controls are too complicated for me, I'm in the top 1% of worst boomer lack of skill

>>81618735
mario 64 feels natural to me, people always complain about the camera in that game but I've never had any issues with it.
and I'm a zoomer btw, I mean I'm an older zoomer but still

>>81618700
Original or remake?

>>81619148
original, fuck the remake so much!!!!
also currently trying to get the platinum trophy again (the ps3 emulator has trophies)

Yes. But I don't like to brag or share a lot.

I have ran in a marathon. Less than 1% of the world has done one.

>>81619193
Epic!!!!11
I hope you get platinum on EVERY souls game. :3

>>81619388
mmm I don't know about the other souls games, I only got the platinum in demon's souls because it's my favorite in the series (and one of my favorite games in general) but who knows maybe I'll get them all one day!

>>81618057 (OP)
>is their something about you that puts you in top 1% of humanity
Yes unironically, I can do various advanced spiritual practices (like kundalini, dharmata, etc) but more importantly I've "opened my 3rd eye" (have acute visuals), that got me a job with well the government but that's another story and a half (I get gs-7 pay btw). I like to think of myself as mage-class in a RPG.
I am not technically special since anyone could do what I do (given a decade of autistic determination), but 99.99% of people won't do that.

>>81618057 (OP)
Carrying fishing poles on a motorcycle has to be ass

>>81618057 (OP)
Making your mom moo when i milk her and then fuck her in the asshole

>>81618057 (OP)
I'm 6 foot first world stable job white straight male with over 120iq.
>>81618718
And 99% of it was shite. So who is the fool here?

>>81618088
Combinations don't count, otherwise everyone is in the 1% of some combination.

>>81618057 (OP)
I'm not even in the top 90% since I'm a sea monkey

Neurodivergent condition that affects 1%

I got into the top 1.65% in a competitive FPS game

>>81618057 (OP)
6'4" bio foid

And properly proportioned too, not a lanky beanpole

>>81620137
woah I-I feel compelled to call you mommy

>>81620137
would you consider a 5'7 guy
you know, for balance

>>81620257
My ex was 5'6" possibly 5'5"

>>81620194
Good boy

>>81620308
>Good boy
ohhh t-thanks mommy!!!!

>>81618057 (OP)
i've invented something and contributed to the slow march of progress

>>81618057 (OP)
The 1% patch on my cut.

>>81620137
too small.
(I'm 6"1)

>>81620065
a 7" dick alone is top 0.65% actually
coomers and troon psyoppers on this board say it's the average kek

>>81618057 (OP)
I'm 6'6 *sunglasses emoji*

>>81618057 (OP)
I've been tested at 140 IQ

>>81618057 (OP)
Intp and hsp so probably ya.

>>81618057 (OP)
>is their something about you that puts you in top 1% of humanity
im like really kind (everyone else isnt)

>>81618237
>cut
What a waste.

>>81618700
Did you cheat for the bladestones? Be honest.

>>81618057 (OP)
Length, girth, IQ.
Too bad I'm a complete and utter sperg.

I have created many viral memes not for profit but just to make people laugh.
I have made thousands and thousands of people happy. Just withdrawing shiy on my computer. Feels great

>>81618057 (OP)
>is their something about you that puts you in top 1% of humanity
No, but that's a cool drawing of a Triumph Bonneville.

I have the unique ability that few on 4chan possess, I'm completely immune to data-farming threads that the eglin airforce faggots post

>>81618057 (OP)
I am definitely in the top 1% of asocialness/solitude/aloneness.