people be like
>ugh I have a loving married partner, kids who look up to me, a steady well paying job, ugh I'm such a mediocre under achieving loser because I didn't commit to my rock band gig in highschool
bitch
what are you fucking talking about.
you have something better than pumping out mediocre rock music with your weed addict friends,
you literally have the life I keep vividly daydreaming about. do you know how much blood and bone I would walk through just to obtain what you have.
you ungrateful ingrates should be cherishing this shit baka.

>boomer has mildly irritating argument with spouse
>"don't ever get married"
fuck you

>>81621789 (OP)
I wish I was still young and naive and a midlife crisis was something you just heard about

>>81621789 (OP)
It's true.
They also be like:
Aww sheeeiiit, mayn. I dun finlly got muhself a shawti. I was all like, sheeeiiit, nigga, how do?
An shAwti was al lik, sheeeiiit, mayn. how do?
An like, shiiieeet nigga. Wha i'm tryna say, nigga, ya feel me. na aym saiyan. Like, nigger, it aint like how a nigga think ow ere, yall erd?
nigga, be like shiiieeet, my niggah. It tough. it do be like tha muh nigga. dayum. 1776. seventeeeeen ---- eeeiiightysix, ma nigga. bUT shiiieet ima tryna be like that nigga. feel me? like all bout tha bread nigga. Tha cheese, thayt cheddar nigga. the mofukin paper! Paypa! nigga! that be me nigga. al bou tha paypa! KANGZ!

Disgusting.
The eloquence we white niggas (Please stand up. Please stand up) used to posses has been flushed down the toilet. Now we speak the tongue... of the negro.
Repulsive, when I heard that group of young aryan gents espousing the above when I was walking down the street in the arfternoon arfter some York-shire tea yesterday.
I too, for one, also despise the ungratifying remarks of these ingrates who are handed what I must, quote, "Bust mah mofukin ass fo."
Truly, those with blessings, never seem to count them. Instead they neglect them, and account for blessings they wish they had not neglected.
I say, gents, I am rather worked up all of a sudden. What say we sign some kind of petition of sorts to make a real change in the world?