Do you regret missing out on life?

>>81625202 (OP)
i missed out on some stuff but experienced others. i don't regret not railroading my life and not focusing on any individual day.

>>81625202 (OP)
yes. reincarnation is my only hope now.

>>81625202 (OP)
Jerking off is more satisfying and fun than all of those combined.

>peak of life satisfaction at 23
>not 26, when you're married with your first child
Hmm.

>>81625202 (OP)
>Peak of life satisfaction
Its all downhill from here isn't it?

>>81625202 (OP)
>regret
not really
look closely over there, toots - it says there average, as in for the average man
and i am NOT an average man

>>81625202 (OP)
why did you have to post this orig

>>81625314
Would you vonsider yourself to be below or above the average? I think the later you achieve those basic human things, the lower you are.

>>81625202 (OP)
ar least im not normalfag

>>81625341
i dont WANT to achieve those things
the way things are working out for me right now, it seems like my life will actually begin once i'm 30+

can't wait, man

>>81625202 (OP)
This is toothless hillbilly shit....

>First kiss at 15
I wasn't even concerned with girls then, I was more concerned about jrpgs and learning japanese

>Losing virginity at 17
Majority of niggas lost their first kiss at 17

>First relationship at 18
Most of the freshman girls got snatched up by older dudes so that's out

>Peak of life satisfaction 23
So we are supposed to miserable from that point onward?

>Marraige at 26
Da faq? I didn't get laid till 23, you people are rushing it

>First child 26
Kids to resource ratio, gotta make life better for the next generation, hardly anyone is making serious paper then

Seen too many people get married for the sake of getting married and it always falls apart.

>>81625291
>Graduated college or entered the workforce
>Wow Life is so great I know a lot more than I did as a kid and I'm not only offically an adult but a young adult with my whole life ahead of me I wonder what fun adventures await!
And then you realize that from here on out it's mostly doing the same shit everyday while the world, culture and technology pass you by and you wait for retirement so you can eventually die.

23 is that magic age where you still have your health, you are big and wise enough not to get bossed around, you've got your independence and are starting to establish yourself in the world. You can basically do whatever you want.

And then the routines start to set in and your health starts to fade.

>>81625837
Yeah, because your health is gone by 26.

>>81625883
that's only if you are a smoker, heavy drinker or drug addict. I am 38 and I am healthier than I have ever been.

>>81625911
Right, I was being sarcastic. That anon sounded like he thinks health fades shortly after 23.

>>81625202 (OP)
> 19 first live in gf
> 23 broke up with that crazy bitch
> 23 meet hot woman, wants to get married
> 24 she married someone else
Nothing of note after that.

>>81625202 (OP)
No. I do not regret missing something I never had in the first place.

>>81625202 (OP)
I can't regret something that's unclear how it would have eventually turned out.

>>81625202 (OP)
I am a 32 year old going on 12 or 13 years of being a NEET, yes, I regret it.
I wish my parents would have kicked me out early on to save me from this fate, but they seem unprepared to do what needs to be done even now.

>>81625202 (OP)
average age of marriage in my conutry is 35 and is moving towards 38

>>81625202 (OP)
>average
Yeah right.