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Anonymous No.81626308 [Report] >>81626408 >>81626452 >>81626492 >>81626530 >>81626619 >>81626671 >>81626787 >>81626847 >>81627157 >>81627957 >>81627982 >>81627992 >>81627996 >>81628063 >>81628288 >>81628347
I'M NOT A WOMAN. I AM A MAN. GENITALIA IS IRRELEVANT
I've never been feminine. I wear my hair short with it being completely shaved on the sides. I don't wear pink. I only wear blue, and I wear jeans never dresses. And NO I'm not a """"tomboy"""" I'm MALE. Yes, I don't have a penis, but spiritually I do have a penis. Because being manly is about being dominant. And I have several strapon cocks to make up for it.

I also:
Eat steak
Burp and Fart in public without saying excuse me like a man.
Walk with a wide stance
Workout
I also drive a truck

Literally, 100 percent, certified, MALE. Yes I'm only 5'4, but I'm a short KING.
Anonymous No.81626408 [Report] >>81626470
>>81626308 (OP)
being a man sucks tho, why would you want to be one? being a hairy rapeape ogre is nothing cool to fantasize about imo :\
Anonymous No.81626452 [Report] >>81626470
>>81626308 (OP)
>Because being manly is about being dominant
being a man is being caring towards your wife and children
being a man is knowing your limits but still moving forward regardless
being a man is bowing down to the only one who is worthy, the Lord above
Anonymous No.81626453 [Report] >>81626470
ok OP I'm giving you one of these. don't lose it.
Anonymous No.81626470 [Report] >>81626498 >>81628347
>>81626408
Dude what? No its not. You get to make all your own choices. You don't have to wear gay ass dresses or pink stuff. People don't treat you like some fucking damsel. You get to be taken seriously and people admire how big cool and strong you are. I fucking wish I was taller, and bigger and cool like men are.

>>81626452
Very based.

>>81626453
Thank you. I will treasure it always.
Anonymous No.81626492 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
Will you be my bf?
Anonymous No.81626498 [Report]
>>81626470
>Very based
how do you reconcile your faith with your lifestyle?
Anonymous No.81626530 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
please let me suck it daddy
Anonymous No.81626619 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
You are a woman mimicking men from all that you have seen without any of the context of why any of these actions are taken. You will never be able to fully understand these actions.
It is a sad life you choose.
Anonymous No.81626671 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
Gender isn't a performance, it's your biology. You are a woman who performs a male stereotype. Act as unfeminine as you like, you are just an unfeminine woman. You will never be a man.
Anonymous No.81626787 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
idk what to make of the information i just processed
Anonymous No.81626847 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
if this isn't a phase DIY testosterone

I'm sorry none of the things you said make you seem like a man just an autistic girl with weird ideas on what a man is
Anonymous No.81627157 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
So how do you plan on stopping me from raping you, "man"?
Anonymous No.81627957 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
hi op, random argie on the internet supports u
just uh, please don't burp and fart in public. i'm a man and i don't do that lmao
Anonymous No.81627982 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
Me personally, I'm a woman because I eat charcuterie board and can't drive.
Anonymous No.81627992 [Report] >>81628019
>>81626308 (OP)
YWNBAM go and meet me and try to beat me in a fight. If you lose you will have to admit to be a woman if I lose I will admit you are a man.
Anonymous No.81627996 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
I'll swap with you. I hate being a guy.
Anonymous No.81628019 [Report] >>81628037
>>81627992
no, if you lose you admit YOU'RE a woman. that's how it works.
Anonymous No.81628037 [Report]
>>81628019
Fine I can do that let's meet up you can pick a place and I will be there. No backing out tho.
Anonymous No.81628063 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
okay hun-bun, I believe you!

can you start pegging me now????!!
Anonymous No.81628288 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
This is annoying bait and I'm a retard for responding but trannies really use the most shallow interpretation of societal gender roles to interpret their biology.
Gender is fucking fake, you are exclusively your sex. I don't care how much you fart in public or like/hate pink dresses. Gender as the modern day subculture is the most retarded bullshit society has ever created.
Anonymous No.81628347 [Report]
>>81626308 (OP)
I'm not going to sit here gatekeep the trashheap that is being a man. Welcome. You're a man now. You always were.
>Because being manly is about being dominant
No, not really. That's the gay part of being a man.
>Eat steak
You couldn't eat steak before?
>Burp and Fart in public without saying excuse me like a man.
You couldn't before? All the girls I'm even somewhat close with burp and fart all the time. It's funny as shit.
>Walk with a wide stance
Brainworms.
>Workout
True. Too many women are convinced being physical is not for them. By being a man, you sidestep this one problem.
>I also drive a truck
So does my sister, and trucks suck. They are an abomination unless you do contracting work. Get a van if you must. That way the stuff you carry doesn't get soaked and covered in whatever crap you put in the bed last.
>>81626470
>You get to make all your own choices.
You have to make all your own choices. You bear all the responsibility by default, even when it's not your fault.
>You don't have to wear gay ass dresses or pink stuff.
Well yeah, but I don't want to. Some people do. And you can't really do that as a man unless your name is Fernando and you only smoke weed all the time.
>People don't treat you like some fucking damsel.
Yes. Instead of a damsel, you're trash.
>You get to be taken seriously and people admire how big cool and strong you are. I fucking wish I was taller, and bigger and cool like men are.
Yeah. It is what it is. I also want that. I am 5'7 and hold myself like a goblin. However, trans men have always made due and gotten gfs anyway somehow, so you do you.