Thread 81629911

Please consult this nice graph I made

I will never read this. This was solved by the blackpill a long time ago

>>81629911 (OP)
im too lazy to consult this nice graph you made

>got "doomed" on the 3rd answer
so is this just a demoralization pic or what

i got yesgf and still no gf so what

>>81629911 (OP)
this whole chart just boils down to
>uh... like, get a hobby bro... and take showers and stuff
i ended up on maybegf but only because i decided not to answer "i hate women" to the first question, otherwise i wouldve gotten doomed. either way im still khv in the real world, aka outside of your gay little chart

>>81629911 (OP)
>instantly DOOMED
it's never been more over

>>81629961
>your primary hobby needs to be social hobby that requires you to interact with other people in order to partake in it
>it needs to have a large amount of women who also partake in it
>you need to be able to naturally and effortlessly navigate this social setting
basically don't have autism or any mental disorder that significantly hinders your ability to socialize and you will find a gf

>>81629911 (OP)
I went through this and basically its just saying:
If you want a gf, you need a lot of followers for your content. I like to write for me, not for fucking likes.

>>81630020
Don't forget hygiene.
Version 2 of my graph will also ask about whether you live with your parents, and if so, what your relationship with them is like.

>>81630038
There are plenty of sloppy guys who manage to find a gf. Some girls like a guy who's a little sloppy because they like to clean their man up. Autism is pretty much the biggest deciding factor.

>>81630059
That is why certain paths in my graph (like being rich) bypass the hygiene check

Yoo i got gf O_o holy heck..!1?

Bump shitballs

so why did you put doomed here? are women just objects to you and provide no love or connection?

>>81629911 (OP)
I don't share my creations on social media because I dislike social media and don't use social media.

>>81629911 (OP)
hey op i just wanna say you can go koll yourself

>>81629911 (OP)
hey op i just wanna say you can go kill yourself

>>81631744
Because saying "I hate women" and then going on that gay rant about wanting someone to cuddle you is a sign of a pathological problem that is unfixable and makes you unwantable

>>81631744
>>81631788 (me)
Note this also applies to not wanting a gf, but still wanting someone to pamper you (it's basically the same as wanting a second mom)

>>81631788
>saying "I hate women"
i dont hate women l, just don't think I could deal with a gf right now, so I don't want one. That being said, I want human affection, something completely devoid in the world unless you're dating or whatever.

>going on that gay rant about wanting someone to cuddle you is a sign of a pathological problem that is unfixable and makes you unwantable
people like you are abhorrently cruel and you seem like you'd be a god awful, unsupportive, and uncaring friend.

>>81631823
>if you don't cater to my emotional needs for absolutely nothing in return, you are an uncaring friend
>I don't want to deal with the responsibility, but I want human affection even though I just said I have literally nothing to give in return
>waaaaah
This is why you'll never have a GF. You don't comprehend it, but I know for a fact that you are doomed.

>>81631841
>I don't want to deal with the responsibility, but I want human affection even though I just said I have literally nothing to give in return
I've done my best to be a good person to others only to receive apathy and hatred in return. Being a good person is rarely ever worth it, I hate it.

People like you who celebrate dunking on the mentally ill and saying they're incurable or unfixable and don't approach with any kind of empathy are the worst. It just feeds into the illness that plagues them.

>waaaaah
stop downplaying any kind of expression of discontent or misery as just needless whining. People like you are why people feel ashamed to get help and reach out, that dismissiveness is disgusting cruelty.

>This is why you'll never have a GF. You don't comprehend it, but I know for a fact that you are doomed.
i have hope to find someone, maybe one day. I know I wont get it from following any of your banal device though.

I'm going to be the one to tell someone it'll be okay and understand them for who they are, I just hope they will do the same.

>>81631885
Think about what you mean by
"uuggghhh I just don't feel like I'm in the right space to deal with having a gf right now :("
And if you dig hard enough into your psyche, and you are truthful with yourself, you will realize the reality looks something like this:
>I don't want to commit to someone and fully allow them into my life [because I'm emotionally unavailable or I only have the energy to take care of myself], but I want to be hugged and patted on the head and reassured that everything's going to be okay because my mommy used to do that for me
In reality a woman will not come over to your apartment (you do at least have your own place, right?) only to cuddle with you, unless you're adding something to her life and helping her take care of herself too by committing to her, being a life partner, letting her into your private space, and lessening the load of her responsibilities. That commitment you don't feel like you want to give is where the value in a relationship comes from.

>>81631885
Think about what you mean by
"uuggghhh I just don't feel like I'm in the right space to deal with having a gf right now :("
And if you dig hard enough into your psyche, and you are truthful with yourself, you will realize the reality looks something like this:
>I don't want to commit to someone and fully allow them into my life [because I'm emotionally unavailable or I only have the energy to take care of myself], but I want to be hugged and patted on the head and reassured that everything's going to be okay because my mommy used to do that for me
In reality a woman will not come over to your apartment (you do at least have your own place, right?) only to cuddle with you, unless you're adding something to her life and helping her take care of herself too by committing to her, being a life partner, letting her into your private space, compromising for her emotions that might not be compatible with yours, and lessening the load of her responsibilities. That commitment you don't feel like you want to give is where the value in a relationship comes from.

>>81629911 (OP)
Yes > Yes > Solitary > Yes (coding, electronics, homelab server) > No > I only do it for myself > NOGF
fuck my autistic retard life

>>81630020
>>81630038
I think you forgot a small details
>women dont partake in muh hobby meetups or muh hobby clubs
Those are men only

>>81632060
"Hobby" just means doing literally anything other than work

>>81632094
Yeah. Dance, cooking, outdoor , sports meetups are just men and old people.
Never saw a single woman below 60 in those

>>81632107
Plenty of women at college, at conventions and concerts, and in online communities for specific fandoms. Maybe you just have archetypal masculine interests and that's why you have this skewed idea that women don't do anything.

>asks zero questions about looks
chart is irrelevant and can be ignored, looks are all that matters

>>81632148
The chart is just about whether or not you can get a gf at all in the first place. It assumes you're not irredeemably fugly.

>>81629911 (OP)
>DOOMED
cant do anything but laugh at this point

>>81631944
>unless you're adding something to her life and helping her take care of herself too by committing to her, being a life partner, letting her into your private space, compromising for her emotions that might not be compatible with yours, and lessening the load of her responsibilities
lmaooooo
nigga thinks life is a disney movie!

>>81632189
Very ironic coming from the dude who thinks love is like a ghibli film

>>81632200
i have never watched anime in my life

>>81632131
>college,
I work, i am not in college anymore. Also theres barely any colleges where i live
>at conventions
Barely any where i live (150k ppl town) i go to international fairs and farm ones but there arent any women there
>and concerts
There arent any where i live.
Id have to buy a car and drive 30 to 40 km
>and in online communities for specific fandoms.
Like what because i am in a bunch of them and theres no women there
>you have masculine interests
Didnt know dancing and cooking classes were masculine

>>81632207
Sounds you're a wageslave zombie who lives in a hick old person town, and the women in the age range you're interested in dating all moved to a bigger city.

>Doomed
Honestly, you captured the incel mindset pretty well. Hating women from all the hate and absurd expectations they throw out, and the pathetic need for someone to come tell you it's okay. Despite being an unrealistic relationship dynamic, especially once you're part your early 20s.

It truly is over

>>81632207
>>and in online communities for specific fandoms.
>Like what because i am in a bunch of them and theres no women there
Nearly every online space I spend time in is either 50/50 men and women or female-dominated. Writing communities (like stuff for NaNoWriMo or fanfiction), youtube communities and discord servers for online games.

>>81629911 (OP)
Its so true that I'm probably barely borderline maybe gf. Unfortunately, the women that participate in the social hobbies that I have and dip into infrequently (because I always have to drive a long distance) are usually not my type or aren't really women. My main hobbies are done alone, and only attract men and trannies. Plus, I was born in the late 90s, so I'm turning 30 sooner rather than later. Women will actively avoid awkward men in their 30s. I guess you could say I should try new things, but I'm so rooted to my comfort zone that I haven't the faintest idea of how to get out. Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if women would avoid men who seem to be only in a hobby to meet women, and aren't actually interested in dancing or whatever itself.

>>81632224
I live close to my countrys capital city (150k big because the country is small).
But yeah this entire country is basically one huge office where peoole just commute to and go back after work.
>inb4 bro just move
Where? Ive applied in australia, new zealand, canada the US, hong kong, japan, all of my visas were rejected
>>81632244
I am in various discords for gaming, asmr, hobbies etc
80 to 90% men

>>81632329
>I am in various discords for gaming, asmr, hobbies etc
>80 to 90% men
It is the opposite for me. Maybe you're cursed.

>>81632355
Nah theres just no women online

>>81629911 (OP)
>I don't think you're autistic
Oh brother.

>>81632385
One of the discord servers for a game I play (sky cotl) is probably close to around 90% women. The /r/writing discord server I was in for NaNoWriMo one time was about 50% women. Comments sections on youtube videos also seem to be dominated mostly by women except in rare circumstances.

>>81629911 (OP)
YOU'RE A GAY LITTLE FAGGOT SLAVE AND I'M NOT READING YOUR CHART.

I'M GOING TO CANNIBALIZE YOU, NOW

>>81629911 (OP)
>anime and vidya is LE BAD PERSONALITY
Even normies who like anime/vidya can get gfs, it's not about your interests, brother, it's about WHO own them

>>81632481
t. coping permavirgin
Everyone point and laugh, HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81629911 (OP)
Your graph fails to account for one thing,
WOMEN
DON'T
HAVE
HOBBIES

>>81629911 (OP)
Muh hobbies dont matter because you wont meet women that way. Clubs, meetups and 100% men or just old timers. You last chance was in college basically.

>>81632612
Deja vu >>81632107
oregano

>>81632657
How is that wrong though
Oregano

>>81629911 (OP)
"Hobbies" are cope. Genuinely nobody cares.

>>81632849
Lucky for you this whole conversation already happened on this thread
See >>81632131

>>81632875
It's about being interesting as a person rather than a braindead zombie who only consumes content instead of having passions. We are social creatures and having something to socialize about is a requirement whether you like it or not.

>>81631944
This kind of empty drivel never accounts for the fact that women do literally nothing but offer a wet hole.

>>81629911 (OP)
tl;Dr desu

>>81632916
Either you want a woman to pat your head and be your emotional fleshlight or you don't care about women and think of them as nothing but meat. You can't have both of those things be true at the same time.

>>81632892
All of I see is that indeed no matter what meeting you join there wont be any women. I mean why would they bother with those?

>>81632943
Dealing with women is exhausting and most of them are genuinely braindead; the good ones are taken almost immediately as teenagers by chads and trust fund kids. I think I'll just pay for sex since it's the same shit without the headaches (but a minor risk of STDs).

>>81632903
Noone cares if youre interesting or not if youre poor and ugly
Also you have to live in a megacity or be able to migrate to one.

>>81632979
Originally see >>81632410

>>81632981
Smells like the sourest grapes of all time

>>81632903
I've found that the "hobby" talk does not track well outside of anglosphere countries, it's a very America-centric idea.

>>81633003
>only anglos have interests
ogey

>>81632999
The grapes are not sour: I know high-quality women exist, but they are indeed out of grasp. Rather than torturing myself fighting for mid wastes of oxygen, I'll buy hookers.

>>81633026
So yo went from being mad that you can't receive unconditional love from women to giving up and declaring that your weenie will only ever be touched by women you paid in the span of this conversation? That's pretty sad

>>81633056
Never did I say I wanted unconditional love: a good relationship is built on supporting each other, a give and take. Most of these women do nothing but take, so they're basically whores with added mental stress.

>>81633102
Describe an ideal relationship, in your opinion.

>>81633022
No but joining a club or a meetup seems like an anglo thing. Young people and especially women just stay at home if they want to do something they do it. They dont go to a meetup

>>81633145
Nobody ever said anything about meetups. At least I didn't, The op image doesn't talk about them either.

>>81633158
Hes talking about meeting women through hobbies. The thing is you cannot meet wopen through your hobbies because when you want to meet other people with common hobbies, its only going to be men

>>81633181
I've joined multiple D&D groups online that had women in them (mostly dyke or they/them women albeit)

>>81633186
Ive joined many MANY irl groups for sports or more intellectual hobbies. I even did volunteering.
Never met a single woman.

>>81633318
Well the universe revolves around you, so it must be true

>>81633355
It's his experience as well as mine and many other men

>>81633397
Well my experience is different. And so is mine, and mine, and mine, and many others.

>>81633427
are you american or canadian?

>>81633427
Where are those mystical meetups with many women then?

Right side seems flawed when you say you don't have a hobby and then it still asks you if it leads to interesting convos

maybegfs could be nogfs too desu