>being 40 and virgin is such an unthinkable idea to normals that they made an entire movie about it

AND the movie is funny
i fucking love 40 year old virgin

>>81630695
shit was ass bro it was adam sandler tier comedy

>>81630699
you lack whimsy and joy
it's not a good movie at all but you just need to have whimsy

I lost mine at 29 with a couple of situations in my 20's it can happen easily if one isn't careful.

>Living in small towns with populations less than 6k
My highschool class was less than 40 and many girls got snatched up by older dudes.
>Going to tech schools with fucked gender ratios
Went to one with a 2:3 female to male ratio, plain girls got all the say.
>Onetising on girls who ended up being lesbians
females can waste your time if you aren't careful
>Moving to california
People are extremely anti-social here, they think 10 miles is far, and many tech groups swoon over the one girl at networking events

You can easily fuck up if you aren't careful.

>>81630770
>I lost mine at 29
NORMIEEEEEEEEE
I lost mine at 37 and I had to pay for it
fuck you gay

>>81630781
Paying is stupid, there are already women begging me for money, I am not buying box.

>>81630834
>Paying is stupid
that's because you're a failed normalfaggot, of course you don't see the sense in it, since you could get pussy at any time if you just step over your shitty fucking cockroaches in your head
fuck you

>>81630846
>failed normalfaggot
You are promoting normies, normies just settle my guy. You have to be better than the norm.

It actually is difficult in California.

It WAS unthinkable in 2005. Not anymore.

>>81630871
>normies just settle my guy
normies settle after a """"search"""" when they fuck everything that moves
it's only your fault that you did that search in your late 20s and stopped at the first thing rather than in your teens and early 20s as you're supposed to
fuck you faggot thanks

>>81630910
you are acting white.
>majority of the people had relationships
>I only got laid because of a couple of cuckolds...

>>81630668 (OP)
I wish i was still a virgin. My dick makes really bad decisions that fuck me over in the long run.

>>81630942
I've inherited my current girlfriend from my chad friend, so you, as a normalfaggot should experience joy in that and be sad, because of how fucking retarded you were that you went on pussy discovery only in your late 20s
just like fuck off normie

>>81630985
> current girlfriend
My guy, I have never been anyone's public face. They would take pictures with me, post them and immediately take them down. I only hang out with and fuck girls, I have never been anyone's BF.

>>81631013
>I only hang out with and fuck girls
just because you're a shitty person to be around doesn't make you less of fucking normalfaggot that infest this board looking for sympathy
>I fuck girls but for some reason they don't want to be around me
that is a completely unexplainable problem that is definitely caused by you being a robot and not being a fucking faggot that people don't want to associate with
why are normies so fucking retarded, it's just fucking basic pattern recognition, why is it always JOOOOOOOS and CONSPIRACEEEE and not "I'm fucking awful piece of shit"

>>81631057
>that is a completely unexplainable problem that is definitely caused by you being a robot and not being a fucking faggot that people don't want to associate with

No they want to hang out with me, they just don't want to be photographed with me.


>just because you're a shitty person to be around
Nah, I have been told I am much more fun to be around than the fellows they have gone out with.

>>81631069
riiiiight youre the fun guy
why are you so retarded at pattern recognition to check with those women that dumped you on why they did
I want the mandatory therapy for normies be in the fucking law somewhere, god knows you retarded fucking faggots can't reason your way out of the unlocked room

>>81631093
>dumped you on why they did
I wasn't dumped
>one died
>one moved away for a job
>one got married and moved to a far away state
>then I moved away for one one a job.

What are you talking about? You are acting like a fat white woman.

>>81631133
>I wasn't dumped
>>one died
>>one moved away for a job
>>one got married
look at this fucking idiot
just fucking look at him
everyone escapes him and it's because they're white women
he's a 29 year old virgin due to that

>>81631159
I am not 29, I said I lost it when I was 29. I am 38

>>81631176
that certainly changes things
robots can generally maintain long term sexual relationships
because of how good they are with women in such a way they can go past the third base
just fuck off and go to a therapist, normalfaggot

>>81630668 (OP)
They already think like this about 30 year olds. 40 is an outlandishly funny number to them that couldn't possibly happen.

>>81630668 (OP)

I lost mine at 37 through r/virginityexchange. Its been the one and only time. 40 now.

>>81630668 (OP)
While I am technically no longer a virgin I might as well still be. I don't know how these normies do it. Going from partner to partner, break up after break up, and just all the emotional roller coaster of bullshit that comes along with it all. One of the toughest parts of this black pill I had to swallow is realizing just how promiscuous most normalfags really are. They stab each other in the backs all the time. They cheat all the time on each other. There is no honor among these bastards and whores.

So really unless you are also about this kind of lifestyle you are likely going to end up either an old virgin in your life or lose it late (like I did) or barely have much of it because dealing with the awful mindset that is the typical normalfuck is excruciatingly painful. And it really is most people that fall into this. Most of the world is filled with normalfags never let these people fool you into thinking they aren't.

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