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Anonymous No.81632210 [Report] >>81632219 >>81632226 >>81632226 >>81632231 >>81632249 >>81634184 >>81634257 >>81634707 >>81634819
What did I do in my past life to look this hideous? I'm short, brown, and my penis is so small it won't pleasure anyone. If God is real. I fucking hate you for making me like this
Anonymous No.81632219 [Report] >>81632235
>>81632210 (OP)
most indian men are short brown and small penised and they still get wives. just date a blind girl or go to india/SEA and get an asian green card wife
Anonymous No.81632226 [Report]
>>81632210 (OP)
>>81632210 (OP)
Harness your rage for God, king
Anonymous No.81632231 [Report]
>>81632210 (OP)
im white short not even bad looking but I have a micropenis. even worse I exposed.my micropenis to the world while in a drunken stupor.
Anonymous No.81632235 [Report]
>>81632219
I live in South East Asia and no girls would date a short guy like me
Anonymous No.81632249 [Report] >>81632273 >>81634176
>>81632210 (OP)
maybe you ascended from a lower being like an ant or a Korean
Anonymous No.81632273 [Report] >>81633700
>>81632249
A Korean is way better than begin a sea monkey, anon
Anonymous No.81633700 [Report] >>81633725 >>81633736
>>81632273
Korea is gay though
Anonymous No.81633725 [Report]
>>81633700
Koreans are known their good look to girls and other Asians
Anonymous No.81633736 [Report]
>>81633700
Koreans are known for their good look to girls and other Asians
Anonymous No.81634176 [Report]
>>81632249
It's called karma.
Anonymous No.81634184 [Report] >>81634221
>>81632210 (OP)
>brown
>short
>small penis
What kind of brown are you anon? Are you uncut
Anonymous No.81634221 [Report] >>81634229
>>81634184
>What kind of brown are you anon?
Sea monkey
Anonymous No.81634229 [Report] >>81634245
>>81634221
Nice. I'd let you suck on my gfs toes if I got to tease you for it
Anonymous No.81634245 [Report] >>81634265
>>81634229
Really? you would let me?
Anonymous No.81634257 [Report] >>81634328
>>81632210 (OP)
>short
all SEAmonkeys are short, i'm like 5'7
>brown
can't fix that, your grandad should've married a chinese girl
>small penis
pornbrained, 5" is decent
Anonymous No.81634265 [Report]
>>81634245
>little dick sea monkey sucking on her white feet
>Really? you would let me?
Retarded seasmonkey what a dumb question. Get on your knees and start taking off her socks
Anonymous No.81634328 [Report] >>81634341 >>81634400
>>81634257
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PPy4Na7qhmhmup-pJBPxZKd4mUvTmzQy/view?usp=sharing
Does this look 5 to you?
Anonymous No.81634341 [Report] >>81634385
>>81634328
uhh... how long is it if you're erect?
Anonymous No.81634385 [Report] >>81634397 >>81634400
>>81634341
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rAsISH6M42g2iWGEDNxzt06v5dQRwa10/view?usp=sharing
It doesn't change much.
Anonymous No.81634397 [Report]
>>81634385
cute :3
now bend over
Anonymous No.81634400 [Report] >>81634419
>>81634328
>>81634385
Uh... Maybe you can suck on more than just her toes seamonkey bro
Anonymous No.81634419 [Report] >>81634429 >>81634438
>>81634400
Where else can I suck
Anonymous No.81634429 [Report] >>81634440
>>81634419
I think anywhere you want.
Anonymous No.81634438 [Report] >>81634440
>>81634419
My horsecock.
Anonymous No.81634440 [Report] >>81634459 >>81634511
>>81634429
Thank you so much anon
>>81634438
No, I'm not a faggot
Anonymous No.81634459 [Report]
>>81634440
>offer white gf to seamonkey bro
>hot
>maybe like to suck him before and definitely after he has had your gf
>see this post
O-okay
Anonymous No.81634511 [Report]
>>81634440
I'll turn you into one.
Anonymous No.81634602 [Report] >>81634645
Show us more, seamonkey
Anonymous No.81634645 [Report] >>81634670
>>81634602
No, these two pictures are enough.
Anonymous No.81634670 [Report] >>81634717
>>81634645
Why are they enough. Did we spook you?
Anonymous No.81634707 [Report]
>>81632210 (OP)
funny to read weak creature who can't even accept himself, you are so pathetic my friend, you came here to cry didn't you

I ask you to be here more often, you are funny

there is no god, yes, and you are just a mistake of the prior, it's just the truth I know
Anonymous No.81634717 [Report] >>81634732
>>81634670
No I don't see the point of posting more of my sea penis
Anonymous No.81634732 [Report] >>81634749
>>81634717
Uh... What about because it's fucking hot? I've already saved the other two. My gf comes over later tonight and I will be looking at it again before she arrives. I want to imagine it inside her while I pound her from behind
Anonymous No.81634749 [Report] >>81634770
>>81634732
Send me your gf pussy then I send you more
Anonymous No.81634770 [Report] >>81634784
>>81634749
You got an app? Can't just share her with the whole board. Only little dick asian boys deserve to see her
Anonymous No.81634784 [Report] >>81634843
>>81634770
I don't know what do you use?
Anonymous No.81634819 [Report] >>81634830
>>81632210 (OP)
You're so pathetic anon, be a man and try to improve yourself at least. There are plenty of SEA men who get pussy and have families. Is your entire life just trying to have sex?
Anonymous No.81634830 [Report] >>81634843
>>81634819
>improve yourself at least
How? A 5'3 brown sea monkey like me can't improve
Anonymous No.81634843 [Report] >>81634867
>>81634784
What do you use anon

>>81634830
White girl pussy can fix him
Anonymous No.81634867 [Report] >>81634958
>>81634843
>What do you use anon?
Discord?
Anonymous No.81634958 [Report] >>81635066
>>81634867
Don't have it seamonkey. :(

Where in SEA are you from anyway
Anonymous No.81635066 [Report] >>81635076
>>81634958
I'm not going to specify the countries, but I'm from around here.
Anonymous No.81635076 [Report]
>>81635066
>I won't specify country but I'll admit I'm from SEA
>already said he was from there
Naughty boy. Maybe it really is just white girl feet for you