Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:28:03 PM No.81634199
They are simply superior !!
I have nothing to add and I will not be taking criticism !!
I have nothing to add and I will not be taking criticism !!
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#Day 7 of 5ft7 Men Appreciation Thread - /r9k/ (#81634199) [Archived: 690 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:30:09 PM No.81634214
>>81634199 (OP)
you know, we never really got into WHY you think 5'7 men are superior
you know, we never really got into WHY you think 5'7 men are superior
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:38:32 PM No.81634271
>>81634214
Is this really important information?
Why cant we just celebrate and appreciate them without there having to be an official reason, anon?
We need to just all collectively accept that this is the only correct take out there and I am 100% right
Is this really important information?
Why cant we just celebrate and appreciate them without there having to be an official reason, anon?
We need to just all collectively accept that this is the only correct take out there and I am 100% right
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:40:34 PM No.81634284
>>81634271
it's a valid question
>you are 100% right
wouldn't it be better to be 110% right if you gave us a reason why?
it's a valid question
>you are 100% right
wouldn't it be better to be 110% right if you gave us a reason why?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:45:52 PM No.81634325
>>81634284
Its a long story though it all started when I was a kid. Id have to go waaayyyy back in time anon
Its a long story though it all started when I was a kid. Id have to go waaayyyy back in time anon
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:50:00 PM No.81634358
>>81634330
I purposefully wear shorter shoes so i can be as short as possible :>
I purposefully wear shorter shoes so i can be as short as possible :>
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:05:57 PM No.81634475
>>81634330
I'm 5'7 but 5'8 in shoes. Am I allowed here?
I'm 5'7 but 5'8 in shoes. Am I allowed here?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:14:02 PM No.81634530
>>81634475
Probably, I used to be "5'8" but that was measured because I stood ramrod straight for those photos and/or had new shoes that lifted more. When matched with 5'8 girls I felt shorter. Of course their shoes always lift.
Anyway I'm older now and spines compress.
Probably, I used to be "5'8" but that was measured because I stood ramrod straight for those photos and/or had new shoes that lifted more. When matched with 5'8 girls I felt shorter. Of course their shoes always lift.
Anyway I'm older now and spines compress.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:27:48 PM No.81634619
>>81634352
You asked for it.
so it all started when I was like six years old and I was really obsessed with this audiobook series about three junior detectives. And I was really in love with the third detective, Bob Andrews, but since he was an audiobook character I didnt know much about his physical appearance other than that he was supposed to be the youngest of them, the shortest of them, he was blond and he had sorta like Harry Potter style glasses. So one day on my moms tablet I looked up Bob Andrews irl because I didnt realize that he was not, in fact, a real person. Anyways, I ended up landing on the FanWiki page of that franchise and it said in Bob Andrews physical description that he woulda been around like 5ft7. Thats obviously not super accurate probably since I dont think the source material ever gives him an exact height, but I just sorta rolled with it and decided that 5ft7 men are where its at. Fast forward to when I was like 14/15ish, I got really obsessed with the Arctic Monkeys. Like I had my bedroom walls back at my moms place plastered with posters and I bought physical copies of all the albums (on CD cause I was too broke for Vinyl). Anyways, the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys, Alex Turner, is 5ft7 as well and was the objectively hottest man alive to me. I was convinced I was going to marry him (fun fact, I didnt).
Then I eventually got to Highschool, and it wasnt until like my junior year that I was actually interested in any boys I knew irl in my classes. But then when I actually started crushing on guys in Highschool, pretty much all of them were either exactly 5ft7 or around 5ft7. And it wasnt like I was purposely seeking out 5ft7 guys. I usually didnt find out their height until way after I liked them.
Then I got out of Highschool and the first guy I ever dated is 5ft7 as well (exactly). Cant really explain the psychology behind it, but its just been a consistent trend throughout my life.
>>81634475
Yes !!
You asked for it.
so it all started when I was like six years old and I was really obsessed with this audiobook series about three junior detectives. And I was really in love with the third detective, Bob Andrews, but since he was an audiobook character I didnt know much about his physical appearance other than that he was supposed to be the youngest of them, the shortest of them, he was blond and he had sorta like Harry Potter style glasses. So one day on my moms tablet I looked up Bob Andrews irl because I didnt realize that he was not, in fact, a real person. Anyways, I ended up landing on the FanWiki page of that franchise and it said in Bob Andrews physical description that he woulda been around like 5ft7. Thats obviously not super accurate probably since I dont think the source material ever gives him an exact height, but I just sorta rolled with it and decided that 5ft7 men are where its at. Fast forward to when I was like 14/15ish, I got really obsessed with the Arctic Monkeys. Like I had my bedroom walls back at my moms place plastered with posters and I bought physical copies of all the albums (on CD cause I was too broke for Vinyl). Anyways, the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys, Alex Turner, is 5ft7 as well and was the objectively hottest man alive to me. I was convinced I was going to marry him (fun fact, I didnt).
Then I eventually got to Highschool, and it wasnt until like my junior year that I was actually interested in any boys I knew irl in my classes. But then when I actually started crushing on guys in Highschool, pretty much all of them were either exactly 5ft7 or around 5ft7. And it wasnt like I was purposely seeking out 5ft7 guys. I usually didnt find out their height until way after I liked them.
Then I got out of Highschool and the first guy I ever dated is 5ft7 as well (exactly). Cant really explain the psychology behind it, but its just been a consistent trend throughout my life.
>>81634475
Yes !!
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:34:15 PM No.81634662
>>81634619
Why do fags and trannies always have these weird specific obsessions?
Why do fags and trannies always have these weird specific obsessions?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:39:27 PM No.81634694
>>81634199 (OP)
my gf was a 5 7 she's hot and makes good money managing a bar. I just chill working fast food down the street 20 hours a week and spend the money on weed. I made it bros
my gf was a 5 7 she's hot and makes good money managing a bar. I just chill working fast food down the street 20 hours a week and spend the money on weed. I made it bros
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:57:17 PM No.81634833
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:40:43 PM No.81635191
>>81634199 (OP)
I hate South Park, but seeing Ike everyday is getting extremely comfy
I hate South Park, but seeing Ike everyday is getting extremely comfy
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:44:30 PM No.81635226
>>81634833
Oh dont get me STARTED on tumblr. Those were good times. Great even
>>81635191
Why do you hate South Park ???? Heathen !!
Oh dont get me STARTED on tumblr. Those were good times. Great even
>>81635191
Why do you hate South Park ???? Heathen !!
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:07:25 PM No.81635393
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:16:12 PM No.81635475
>>81634619
>Arctic Monkeys
CRAWLING BACK TO YOU
EVER THOUGHT OF CALLING WHEN YOU'VE HAD A FEW
CAUSE I ALWAYS DO
thanks for the story, morning glory
you're like my lil brother a lil bit, guy's obsessed with the number 28 and he swears he sees it everywhere
>Arctic Monkeys
CRAWLING BACK TO YOU
EVER THOUGHT OF CALLING WHEN YOU'VE HAD A FEW
CAUSE I ALWAYS DO
thanks for the story, morning glory
you're like my lil brother a lil bit, guy's obsessed with the number 28 and he swears he sees it everywhere
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:23:17 PM No.81635533
>>81634699
I was a 5'7 guy dating a 5'7 girl. Best time of my life
I was a 5'7 guy dating a 5'7 girl. Best time of my life
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:57:29 PM No.81635845
>>81635393
Dont make me feel old plssss
>>81635475
BASED SONG !! But I prefer their pre-AM albums
>obsessed with the number 28 and he swears he sees it everywhere
You know what, maybe he does see it everywhere. I believe it
Dont make me feel old plssss
>>81635475
BASED SONG !! But I prefer their pre-AM albums
>obsessed with the number 28 and he swears he sees it everywhere
You know what, maybe he does see it everywhere. I believe it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:13:32 PM No.81636735