Thread 81635838

Why do /r9k/ egirls date guys who look like this?

>>81635838 (OP)
go play with your kids unc

>>81635838 (OP)
because they're broken and maybe he resembles an abuser they had in the past so its a way to cope sort of
which r9k egirl dated this man

>>81635848
That's not me it's a pedro called doom

>>81635848
Go back to TikTok zoom zoom

>>81635863
lmao this is doom? Holy shit too funny I hate discord groomers so much. Girls will give guys like this 1000s of chances while I get zero.

>>81635880
don't feel too bad anon, those girls are mentally ill women who will cuck you even if you are chad with a golden personality , just how they are

>>81635880
I want to read the full discord conversation of one of these guys to find out what they say kek

>>81635838 (OP)
>>81635863
No fucking wayy
Rape old men

>>81635863
So he's a spic? Or did you mean to say pedo?
Who the fuck is "doom"?

>>81635928
He's an old guy who contacts every egirl who uses this board and other egirl boards

>>81635902
Idk there are also other discord groomers from here who have the same girl for years.
>>81635903
I bet they are so fucking boring based on what they write on here.

>>81635946
>I bet they are so fucking boring based on what they write on here.
I just don't see how they don't immediately block them when they say they're 50 or when they see their ugly mug hahahah

>>81635979
I guess because they ask literally every single woman that posts and some are probably so lonely they are okay with it.

>>81635999
checked
but yeah some of these girls are not bad looking I don't see why they can't get a more normal looking bf kek

>>81635860
How does that help them cope bro I don't get it

>>81636024
Usually if you come first and stay persistent and keep her away from other guys + grooming + her being mentally ill then you can have success. I have morals so I don't do that but I it is so easy this is why even brown pajeets can do it.

>>81636471
The weird thing is that it's often not even the first e bf these girls have had

"R9k egirls" your better off without then anon kek

>>81636541
I don't enough about this whole stuff, I honestly don't care. Women who hop from man to man are anways disgusting whores.

>>81635945
It will never not be funny to me this guy had a thing with chickn for awhile.

>>81635838 (OP)
me and doom used to video call a lot and he doesn't really look like that

>>81635838 (OP)
Calling me ugly doesn't really lower my self esteem, you're using the exact same picture I took to be deliberately bad and saying look how ugly he is. Also... I've seen what the average robot looks like here, That deliberately bad pic is actually better looking than the typical dreg that hates me here.

Now... to answer why women will give me the time of day and not you:
Getting a woman to like you online is 100% personality and it's also a major factor irl too. You want girls, be a better person, can't do it than idk, just keep bitching about muh autism n shit like that accomplishes anything.

You have a dogshit personality. Simple as.

>I'm not ugly
>It's just a bad pic
That's an unfiltered picture of your face. That's some jeet level cope.

>>81637357
>"I have a great personality guys"
>Is a pedo
>Is middle-aged and uses discord

>>81635838 (OP)
He must be called Doom because he was the age of his grooming victims around the time Doom was released in 1993.

>>81637441
I'm like 6/10 and I literally sent that pic to dykebot as a joke and deliberately tried to make myself look bad, there is missing context I don't care to elaborate on.
It's just funny to me that some retard(most likely 47/slog/whatever) is running around posting it everywhere he can like it's some kind of victory or hurts me.
Now go trim your neckbeard Casanova.
>>81637446
>criticizing peoples personalities
>is autistic
>constantly ripping others down

>>81637537
>I'm like 6/10
>Is 50
>Is not white
>Is bald
>Is obese
>Is a pedo

>>81637571
yes
no
maybe
I don't know
can you repeat the question?
You're not the boss of me now

I'd love to sit here and mindlessly argue with you lot about dumb shit that doesn't matter but unfortunately I've got shit to do. I'll be back in 20 or so minutes but I'm sure a mod will end up taking this thread down before I come back, frankly I'm surprised they haven't nuked it yet.

Remember everyone, OP is a bitter little kid(mentally) with nothing better to do than try to provoke some bored burnout who did nothing to him to cope with his own shitty life.
Later guise.

>>81637537
You're 4.5/10 when trying, and 3.5/10 normally. You're short. A mutt. Balding. Glasses. Weak chin. With a five head. No muscle at all. The NPD just makes you think you're 6/10.

>>81637700
You were arrested for domestic abuse lmao

>>81635838 (OP)
Who will his next victim be?

>>81637700
You're such a fucking faggot lmao

>>81637813
that hello kitty posting cutter who made a thread today and got banned

>>81636440
because most of the women here never had a father and lets analyze op picture its of a male who appears in his 30s and looks like a father
so like in mathematics they substitute the father they never had for the father they now have, add some electra complex to there
of course there is other reasons too, women are stupid and maybe think having sex with a women 20 years older than them is a way to show they're in charge idk
>>81637745
why does it matter, in the end this guy has probably gotten more pussy than most of us here
maybe we should learn from him

>>81637745
I change my mind I'm actually at least a 8/10 considering I have had sex with over 20 girls and e-sex with at least 200 girls.

>>81637835
BRO THAT BITCH IS SO STUPID SHE GOT BANNED ON THE DAY OF MY BIRTHDAY AND I TOLD HER DONT SELF POST AGAIN RETARD AND SHE DID AND SOME ANON MUST HAVE REPORTED

>>81637855
>Gee I wonder who reported her...

>>81637839
Does he pay you to suck his dick? Or do you do it for free?
>>81637848
I'm sure they're all super models too. Better up it to a 9/10.

Oh shit. Threads still up. alrighty...
>>81637745
How much of this is projection?
>>81637779
Vigilantism but ok. You can only do so many horrible things to so many kids until someone decides to beat the living piss out of you for it.
>>81637813
I mean, I'm currently dating a girl and I don't really talk to women from this hellhole anymore. The last one I talked to at all I made zero effort and she unfriended me randomly.
>>81637848
kek. The irl is low and the e-sex is admittedly waaaay too high.
>>81637963
Some ppl like me, shocking I know. Mixed bag, I really don't discriminate, but some of my exs are fucking gorgeous... Were. Most aged like fine milk.

>>81637839
because they can and they can't

>>81635838 (OP)
>Why do /r9k/ egirls date guys who look like this?
do you know the secret knock and password?

>>81638140
>You can only do so many horrible things to so many kids until someone decides to beat the living piss out of you for it.
I'm not surprised somebody beat you up for your pedoing ways.

>>81638240
Dude... Not cool. Don't let the incels know about that.
>>81638251
Never lost a fight in my life lol. And unlike all the vehement anti-pedos here who just impotently seethe at anyone they suspect to possibly be a pedo I actually get results. Granted, my philosophy on internet grooming is basically, "meh, you do you man but I ain't gonna sympathize if you get caught." No, I beat the living shit out of a very sadistic pedophile in my twenties.

No remorse, no compassion, no attempt a peaceful resolution, just violence. The way those types of people should be treated. Funny enough the cop that arrested me knew the situation and to this day I'm convinced his testimony is the only reason they dropped the attempted murder charge.
Call it white priviledge if you want but hey, the fact of the matter is I did to an actual pedophile what you impotent little kids only dream about and aside from some jail time court fines probation and community service I pretty much got away with it.

>>81638342
>Call it white priviledge if you want
You're not white

More proof that the overt narcissist always gets the girl. That girl is usually a vulnerable narcissist but whatever

>>81638399
I'm guessing you're probably not either.

>>81638446
BPD + ASPD
I'm a weird mix of a yandere/tsundere and a completely detached husk that just mimics what whoever I'm around.
In a fucked up way my bullshit is literally just a reflection of all of you. Projection falls flat on me for that reason.

>>81638140
All of it came directly from the photo. So none of it.

>>81638607
Oh, ok.
Decently attractive women cold approach me from time to time irl and most of them are decent looking so 6/10 seems right. I'm over 6 feet tall. I'm mostly Irish but yes, yes, yes, no, sure, wrong.

The fact you feel the need to point these things out implies you're maybe a bit less secure in your masculinity than I am, and rightfully so, because you're a bitch boy with no nuts and you probably look scrawny and scraggily as shit. Don't lie lol

>>81638710
>Decently attractive women cold approach me from time to time irl and most of them are decent looking so 6/10 seems right. I'm over 6 feet tall. I'm mostly Irish but yes, yes, yes, no, sure, wrong.
HOLY COPE. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH.

>>81638710
>Decently attractive women cold approach me from time to time irl
Nigga we have eyes

>>81638724
Man... You're so filled with hate and rage... Women are right to stay away from you, you're a dangerous incel.

I'm the fun kind of dangerous that even lesbians are interested in, you're the kind of dangerous that women would rather go gay than date cause they're dating an insecure little bitch either way.

>>81638772
Thanks for clarifying.

Sometimes I wonder if you "people" are just the result of some campers getting lost in a cave and several generations of incest like the creatures from the descent since your attitude and intelligence is about on par.
I guess my theory was wrong.

>>81638342
were you fighting over your turn with the redacted year old?

>>81638849
Wow the star player finally reveals himself...

Welp that was fun gaise but i should probably go do something productive instead of rolling around in the mud with pigs, losers, and autists.

>>81638849
Oh shit hey sloog. I was wondering when you'd pop up.
Here's a thing I feel like you might like. Kinda psuedo intellectual-y but but hey, it's 2025, we're all a little retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfekgjfh1Rk

>>81638901
Oh vey, doom! I'll make sure to watch 20 minutes of ai slop

>>81638953
Hah... You caught the joke.

>>81635903
It's really always the same things.
More important is how to find a victim.
You have to be an incredible sleazebag without a lot of morals to do this. That's much more "important" than your looks.

>>81638953
Also just, J... Wow. Is my little slogster growing up and evolving his online presence beyond le edgy I the darkness unknoawable entity and showing a level of genuine humanity, or am I just looking into this too deepfake?
What a shokcing turn of event Jakob.

>>81638991
Ok how do these sleezebags find victims

>>81639026
>autocorrects to deepfake
I see youre not over a certain someone

>>81639104
Eugh what retards... you MAKE a victim. some are easier thoughbiet...

>>81638489
>BPD + ASPD
Don't think you are bud.

>>81635838 (OP)
because i dont post face. otherwise theyd all be apart of my harem.

>>81639104
Literally just go talk to girls nigga. It ain't fucking hard if you're not an abusive self pitying spastic that takes everything said on the internet totally seriously because it's your entire life.
I'm everything you're not, and you can see me as evil but I'm just real.
>>81639110
I'm on my pc, no autocorrect. We were talking about ai, you missed the joke, granted it wasn't that good.
If you mean dykebot, ngl. I edited some photos of her to make her flesh rotting and bugs eating her, but i opted out of posting them. Hating her and bullying her genuinely isn't fun to me and i suppose even I have my limits.
>>81639217
Ok. I don't think I'm really ASPD either but I've been told I might have a mild form of it by a professional.

>>81639290
You talk to girls, you're clearly in some pedo servers

What the fawwkk..

>>81639290
>i suppose even I have my limits
that's good because i still have those videos of you and ed saved and am not above posting them here if you were to ever try to escalating things with me again :)

>>81639322
I stopped joining 4chan servers. Any time I'm noticed it just turns into a psyop and if I don't get noticed the socializing is just... it sucks, it just fucking sucks.

Seriously, obviously grown women claim to be underaged and autistic and throw myself at me or in that one server I think that girl actually really was the age she claimed and that actually makes the "joke" or attempt at exposing me that much more uncomfortable and not ok... Like dude, if you think I am actually a danger to childrem, do not put actual fucking children in harms way to prove a point... That is not ok.

I really want nothing to do with the 4chan side of discord.
>>81639379
Wwhat videos are you even talking about? Me teasing my little brother? Oh lawdy!!!! Anything but that mum!!!
Fuck off, I'm showing mercy because I actually genuinely felt something resembling kinship for you and well I don't still love you I suppose I... Care enough that hurting you doesn't feel good.
Fuck off with your bullshit power fantasy.

>>81639379
Post them here haha you don't have the balls

And i mean that. Do you think i care about what these losers think?

>>81639379
Gotta laugh at the impersonators desperately trying to get you to drop moar Doom lore for them the second you pop up.

Also, aren't you still perma-banned for being a super dangerous terrorist that tries to convince vulnerable and mentally ill men to men to murder politicians and stuff?
You should really respect the mods and just accept your ban like I would if I was ever perma'd.

>>81639469
>More doom lore
>Grooming girls online
>Spending 24 hours a day online
>eating junk food

>>81638710
>Decently attractive women cold approach me.
Yeah, to tell you to stay away from their kids. When they ask, "What are you doing in a place like this?". It's because a grown man hanging around a playground with no kids of his own is fucking weird. Not because they're hitting on you.

>>81639581
Leave the comedy to people with talent man. That was painful. Like imagine if you wrote no country for old men. you'd have lines like "Alright old man. I'm going to kill you now, because you are an old man and this is no country for old men."

Also, that reminded me of the chick who raised a million dollars for calling a black kid a nigger. It's crazy how some random white chick using that word completely overshadowed a dude who had groomed and molested an at risk teen hanging out at a park with literal children... Like that's crazy right? Everyone cares about childrens safety but not as much as muh raysisems n sheit.
Am I dick for noticing how fucked that is?

Also also,
You want to know something that will really chafe your taint if you believe the rumors? I had an actual 11 year old in my car earlier. I'm going to have that same 11 year old in my car later today...
spoopy, right? Man, that shit is terrifying. It's almost like outside of my internet persona I'm a functional enough adult thatpeople trust me alone with their kids....
Can you say the same? Somehow I doubt it. :3

>>81639379
Wow how in character to self insert into fun. Do you feel you're missing out? Well you just ruined it, this is why no one likes you failed dyke bitch.

>>81639675
>I had an actual 11 year old in my car earlier. I'm going to have that same 11 year old in my car later today
Believable.

>>81639675
Or you get to diddle the child in exchange for giving the parent's heroin. Since you sell that shit anyway. These might seem like jokes to you, but that's only because you are in denial, and deflecting. So you cope by saying they're jokes. Like narcissists do when faced with genuine criticism, or people who do not tolerate their shit behavior.

This is the part of the dialogue where you fuck off (but lurk) because you can't stomach the truth about yourself when someone presents it to you. "Bye" for now.

>>81639677
You need to change your name to kettle acting like that..

>>81635838 (OP)
girls here are just like that. I'm in my 30's and am dating a 17 year old from here who lied about her age. kek.

>>81640204
17 eh? Any pointers?

>>81639920
I sell heroin? Damn. Even I don't know the entirety of my lore anymore...
I fucked off because I had to take that 11 year old back home.
Don't worry, there was no exchange of drugs or whatever your delusional ass believes.

But i did caress his thigh and played it off like i missed the gearshift, if you were wondering

>>81640328
Probably because you're going senile.

Speaking of dealing heroin... Might as well blog.

So, I have a family member that had a serious heroin addiction, and as with most heroin addicts he was surprisingly good at art. he was also a complete scumbag and pretty much everyone gave up on him. I'm not going to claim sainthood and be all like I didn't though, nope. I gave up on that other fucker real quick after he tried some shit with me just he did with everyone else.

But we did talk after that. He apologized and I forgave him more or less, he was pretty sick, it was obvious he didn't have a ton of time left the way he was going. I asked him to do me a favor. I gave him a sketchbook, and I asked him to draw for me, it didn't matter what, or when or how much, just that he draw something whenever he felt inspired and that he never show it to anyone and once he passes that he gives it to me. That was a couple years ago.

He OD'd recently and I got that sketchbook back. I'm not particularly upset over his passing or anything but for some damn reason I can't bring myself to open the damn thing... Like it fills me with an indescribable feeling and the one time I could get myself to so much as touch it it felt heavy.

Anyway, that's the only interesting thing that's happened in my life lately.
Anyone else got any cool stories?

>>81640393
No, that's my dad. And it's alzheimers lel.

oh god get a load of this guy.. no one cares

>>81640314
not really? just talk to them, become friends and try to make them laugh.

>>81635838 (OP)
Franklin's nose looking like a hershey's kiss here.

>>81640464
I resent you for hitting on my girlfriend, 47

>>81640502
What if im not funny half of the time? Do you think if i forced myself to laugh after everything it would help? Picrel is me btw

>>81640629
Did you forget the picture?

>>81640701
Right here.
From this picture can you tell I've prostituted my voice online for boys to jerk off to?

>>81640464
Oh shit. OP, me, sloog, dyke, you, magic man.... Gangs all here. I bet delle is even among us

The face that haunts my life and dreams... Come back i want to give you more money...

>>81640751
I would not be surprised now that you say that.. I am imagining an angelic, almost cherubic voice. Jovial, and full of love. You'd have to be a real fucked up person to dislike him I would imagine. Were you a client of his?

>>81640755
y-yeah.. just like the /dykebot orbit/ days in february.. ahh :))..

no.. that mustve been january.. ough where did the time go..

>>81640840
Actually the ugliest picture shared in this thread so far. Looks like something I'd catch fishing in a fucking cave. Jesus christ. She stares into the sun for ten seconds bitch is blind. Literal c.h.u.d

>>81640916
What about this one? I think it'd look better with tears in its eyes

>>81640847
"Client" is... a bit... euphemistic. He made me jerk off for his pleasure and he (You) groomed me when i was 16

>>81641028
She looks a lot better than the frog monster.

>>81641028
This the girl they all simp over? She's actually pretty. But all her pics are old as fuck right

>>81641117
Yeah, she's a fat whore now

>>81641078
That's fucked up. I'm really sorry to hear that happened to you. He does seem like the type to get what he wants for better or for worse. Did he call you names while he made you jerk off for him? I bet he did.. What an evil mother fucker.

>>81641028
Why the fuck is she smiling. There's nothing to be happy about. There's not a single thought behind that big fucking forehead.

>>81641141
>He does seem like the type to get what he wants for better or for worse
Yeah no for sure, he super doesn't care for consent.

>>81641151
I know why she's smiling.. I know the thoughts inside her head.. Hehehe

>>81640751
am >>81640502

no, just try and be funny, idunno. Also you're a faggot for e-sexing with boys. I've met up with 3 girls from here, married 1 of them.

>>81641186
Well I'm glad you got away from him before he broke you any more. I can tell you are clearly past all that, and it doesn't get to you any more. I guess just try not to imagine his face while touching yourself if you can help it.

>>81641215
*e-raping you fucking retard. Get it right. No one gives a shit about your life story.

>>81635880
He goes after underage girls. You're better off not going for the girls he tries to get with.

>>81637537
>i'm like 6/10
brother your hairline has retreated back to the center of your scalp and your nose takes up a quarter of your face

>>81641220
He's ingrained himself so deeply into every part of my life i wonder if i'll ever escape him... I look at my boy penis and i have flash backs of him (not in a good way). I try to pray, to find solace in something all loving and i... see his face, and his stubby cock dripping cum over me like something out of a jurassic park movie

>>81641540
>I wonder if I'll ever escape him
Uhhh probably not. Which is ironic cause he looks huge in the photo. Thank you for clarifying the flashbacks are NOT good. The sad part thr bastard would probably laugh if he heard all of this.. Praying things get better for you. Also, not quite familiar with that scene from jurassic park.. Is that when that guy gets spit on from the winged raptor thing in the rain? Either way fucked up shit.

>>81641584
No, it's not ironic at all, he's very hard to overlook... i mean look at the size of the fucker. I don't want prayers from my rapist though so thanks but no thanks.. i see you're very good at keeping the stockholm attachment alive as well.. ..

>>81641720
>I don't want prayers from my rapist though
Oh I know what you want alright..

>>81641745
Don't make assumptions, boy

>>81641783
Okay have a good night.

awww shit this threads still up. It's almost like you faggots like me or something.
47, you're a narcissist.

>>81635863
Noones dating him, he's busy pretending like they are.

>>81641869
wait... Am I grooming minors or completely alone? You narcissists can't have the best of both worlds here... Seriously, pick a lane.

>>81641855
i am desu

>>81635838 (OP)
E-girls would rather date a guy like him than a 5'3 brown sea monkey like me

>>81641916
Well that wasn't a very fun response...

Anyway, I'm just about done with my chamomile tea and getting tired. Goodnight you magnificent failures in life. You morally bankrupt paragons of how not to be. You evil charlatans posing as moral paragons You manbabies and womanbabies. You... I dunno, I got nothin.
Assuming you don't all kill yourselves(as you should), I'll see you next time.

>>81642033
i though there was some decent ones up there but whatever. have fun comparing the perkyness of totally legal kids on agatha in the meantime, spaceranger

I used to be overtly delusional like this old fart. Paragraphs upon paragraphs defending myself like a cornered rat whenever my standing was threatened online, all pure delusion clear as day for everyone else to see, but in my mind I was nailing it. I cringe whenever I see it in the wild and I'm reminded that this used to be me. Usually it's younger people though. How a 40-50yo gets stuck in this phase is beyond me.