Thread 81637549

*COUGH* *COUGH* *AHEM*
ladies and mentlegen, may I have your attention please

ITT: fembots and robots get to know each other, maybe exchange some info.
im tired of this gay gender war, WE SETTLE THIS NOW AND TODAY.

>>81637549 (OP)
>WE SETTLE THIS NOW AND TODAY.
you can write more in your post

hehe, i talked to a girl in a thread with this picrel some days ago, she wanted to adopt a kid! i couldn't reply to her last message, but i hope she is doing fine.

>>81637549 (OP)
I remember a couple of femanons that were pretty nice.
>tall, fit femanon heavily into HEMA, owns a suit of plate armour and everything
>wrestler femanon forced into it by her dad

>>81637549 (OP)
Do you guys really want to meet up?

i love fembots so much they are so cute!!!!

>>81637609
i would 100% meet a fembot i met on /r9k/, given that i can make a round trip by car in the space of a day.

ded thred

>>81638054
yes, sadly. it appears you niggas want to feel miserable and hate each other

They will reject me when they see my face.

>>81637609
I'd be very disappointed if the meet up was like that

>>81637549 (OP)
Trying to help anons and femanons meet is pointless since foids will only take the opportunity to further fuel their egos with attention while dismissing any attempt to actually bond. Such is the landscape of postmodern dating

>>81638368
>>81638125
well you can try at least, come on goys

>>81638089
first time here?
this is an ant jar stuck to a galloping horse, it never stops shaking violently and people always think it's the other side that's causing it

a lot of people are only here for the sake of being hateful, only a rare few actually want to improve
and to those, i say: i believe in you, so never give up, even if you get knocked down, always get back up eventually

>>81638521
>first time here?
no

>>81638521
You are not a father to say such things, apologize

>>81638535
no shame in admitting it either, newfren
frankly, considering the state of things, being new here means you still have some hope left for you

>>81638559
>You are not a father
yet, i would love to be one later though
>apologize
for saying i believe in you guys? never, i'll always believe in you no matter what
for saying rarely anyone here wants to improve? well go ahead and tell me how many people perpetuate the hate cycle vs how many actually give it their all to break it
for something else? do elaborate then

>>81638640
hahaha ehhh, daddy, you have very strange questions

do you think it's bad that many people are rotting here, don't give any advice to robots, they are not people, they are a weakness that, as you can see, is already eradicating itself

you see, someone is stronger, someone is weaker, that's all

>>81638752
>do you think it's bad that many people are rotting here
it is what it is, i mean me being here takes away any right i might have of patronizing anyone here (though i wouldn't do that even if i could)
it's a bad thing sure, but what matters isn't that we're here rotting, it's that some of us choose to continue rotting here instead of doing something better with our lives

>don't give any advice to robots, they are not people, they are a weakness that, as you can see, is already eradicating itself
one, i wasn't giving advice
two, i still completely believe in people's potential, even if you can't see it like i do
we people are capable of incredible things if we put our minds to it, thus i believe in all of these people here, thus i encourage them to never give up

I need a fembot wife

>>81637549 (OP)
Anon, please come back and introduce me to some eligible nice femanons

>>81637549 (OP)
What meal is this supposed to be? There are two plates of what appear to be pasta, but they're drinking orange juice, and it's morning time? What's the third plate? Meat and potatoes? Is this breakfast? What is going on here?

>>81639245
Orange fanta dinner with an eternal morning sun

>>81638870
to believe in those who will not even do anything for themselves or anything that will help them in life, it is very stupid to believe in something that has no meaning

I wonder, do you have any meaning in life, daddy?

>we people are capable of incredible things if we put our minds to it
Robots are not people, they are creatures born to suffer, there is no place for them in this world

>>81638089
Do it without posting frogs next time, frogs are a sign of spam, low quality threads

>>81638089
love all fembots. love all robots. fembots and robots WILL get married.
>>81639245
mm yummy ai slop
>anyways
would anyone like to be my fren... i like hema and rapiers and im learning to draw!

>>81641790
>would anyone like to be my fren...
it depends are you a shrigma male?

>>81641842
i am a beta femoid becky. do you still love me anon

>>81641866
last time a person asked me that i said yes and got hurt so lets take it slow

Its doubtless in my mind that you're all fun and interesting to be around for roughly about 8 minutes, then it's torture being in the same room as you.

>>81641866
anyway if you are nice we can be friends, i am happy with seeing other peoples drawings

>>81641872
aye aye captain, we will continue this conversation handsomely
>>81641893
i like to think i am quite kind! id love to show you some drawings, im a little embarrassed of them though because im still pretty new...

>>81641908
you say you are kind, but would you take home a litter of 19 cats if you saw one? and, it's okay, the worse the drawings, the cuter they are!

>>81641942
yes!! i love kitty kitty cats. i will draw something right meow (heh... get it, cuz we're talking about cats)

>>81637549 (OP)
Nah, because I want an alcoholic fat gf
All the girls on 4chan are anorexic

>>81641951
>yes!! i love kitty kitty cats
i think i'm in love. please show me the kitty drawing once you're done!

>>81639245
Nah its golden hour during the late spring and it is Fanta, cause the kids got to decide what to drink with dinner this time, cause they got good grades.

>>81641979
sorry it took me so long anon! my mom was talking to me while i was trying to draw T_T

>>81642115
THIS DRAWING IS TOO CUTE
okay i think i am convinced, do you want to be friends?

>>81642139
h*ck yes! do you have discord? or would you rather talk somewhere else?

>>81642154
if you don't mind dropping your discord... or maybe it's too dangerous for you, do you have an email?

So quero uma namorada fembot. Porque e tao dificil encontrar?

>>81637549 (OP)
No one want talk to a sea monkey like me

>>81642163
touhouautist@gmail.com my wonderful friend

>>81642163
>>81642238
Do either of you own any fumos?

>>81642267
no sadly :( i want to find a kogasa one! i love her she is my hetero life partner

>>81642267
nope, i dont :( gx440

>>81642282
>>81642298
Did either of you ever go to an anime convention before?

I don't like this thread. I suffer, therefore so should all of you as well.

>>81642190
Do you live in Vietnam or the Phillipines or did your parents live there and you're living in the US or something?

i want a toxic femaanon to ruin me but at least let me be her plaything for a while just so i can shut the fuck up about never having a relationship
no i dont give a shit about how desperate and sad this sounds

>>81642357
I live near Vietnam.

H-hi does anyone wanna be my gf

i have never had a female friend, i wonder what it is like

Hihihiiii does anyone wanna be friends ?

>>81642626
Yeah me nigga

>>81642626
how old are you and what are your interests? iorg

>>81642655
You should be my friend instead

im a bit sad this thread is so dead, it has potential. i considered making a list of questions for people to answer so we could get to know each other but im a bit too tired for that and they might just get ignored anyways. op put some questions in the next one. i will blogpost a bit though. im trying to lose weight and its very hard for me to go to sleep without a full belly. usually i save some calories till the end of the day so i can have a snack right before going to bed to help me sleep, but today i went over a bit so i have to go to bed hungry. as a result ill probably be up till like 3am lol. i feel like i cant think. im way too exhausted to do any of my normal hobbies, but i cant go to sleep. i read for a bit and now ill probably fuck around online for the next few hours till i pass out. this will be miserable. i wish i still enjoyed this board as much as i used to, i used to meet people here all the time and it used to be so exciting that people would talk to me here, but now either the board has gotten worse or ive gotten desensitized or (more likely) both. anyway, i hope you guys and gals have a nice evening. if anyone wants to hang out with me ill be around, maybe we could chat in discord.

>>81642659
okay but can you please reply to those questions >>81642655
>>81642663
hello

>>81642677
I am 28 years old. I wood work, not that well, scrolling yt shorts, listening to music, tinkering on machines and stuff I get at auctions, and from time to time playing vidyas... perhaps you can visit my junkyard my friend

>>81642677
hello. ill answer the questions i guess even though im not that person. im 19 and i dont have a ton of hobbies these days but i like drawing, hiking and playing vidya. i also collect dolls.

>>81642707
>>81642715
i was thinking, should i start a friend making general?

>>81642717
Sure why not. I am the junkyard anonymous. Im a self employed reformed robot so I dont know anyone or have opportunities to make friends

>>81642717
people will be mad at you and tell you to go to /soc/ lol. but yeah that might be a fun idea. itd be worth having cuz ofc r9k people are a really different breed than soc people

>>81642720
Ironically r9k people tend to be more open to socializing off of here in more meaningful ways. Years ago I met a good friend from here that lived near by... shame he eventually had to go

>>81642655
Im 19 ! I dont have many hobbies atm but im interested in learning about warhammer AOS. Im very new to it and just trying to wrap my head around all the lore. I love cooking n baking, music, photography and I absolutely adore kitties !! Probably a bit boring but im down to talk about pretty much anything. Wbu !

>>81642816
What kinda stuff do you bake? I've always admired people who can cook well. I'm learning myself mostly going off of recipes. Do you go by feel or follow recipes?

i posted the thread
>>81642849

>>81642847
I like baking sweets the most !! My dad always used to bake cakes and I have some cute memories from it, very nostalgic for me. Im much better at cooking tho ! I try a new recipe once a week but most of the time I just cook from the heart :) whats your fav dish you cooked so far ?

>>81642879
That sounds like some great memories to have, cherish them! Are you fairly experimental or do you stick to a set of rules/type of food? Honestly my two favorite dishes I made that came out delicious were the cheese lasagna from the NYT and black mole from a guy named Rick bayless... what's yours favorite?

>>81642893
I cherish them for sure !! Ive never tried mole before but it interests me so I might check out his recipe ! My favourite recipe is probably blueberry pie from this Greek lady on YT I dont remember her name but I have the video saved in a lil recipe folder i made ! I love experimenting but i adore Asian food. Mostly stuff from the Sichuan province since I love love love spice :)

>>81642942
Honestly I was never a fan if mole but when I read about the black mole it really drew me in with how complex the flavors sounded. You should share your recipe folder... I've always wanted to get into Asian cooking but it seems daunting. Working a wok or something seems like it'd end in disaster for me lol. Any tips for it?

>>81637549 (OP)
There is no such thing as a fembot. They are all chad only, always has been.

All we need to do is to wait for the sex bot revolution. The value of biovagina will come crashing down and the women will fight each other to the death for the few remaining chads.

>>81642974
Drop your discord if you wanna/have it !! Id love to talk elsewhere :)

>>81643010
Yeah same here. My discord is stamm.er

>>81637549 (OP)
im 40 years old, i aint gonna work op

>>81637549 (OP)
I need fat gf, like very fat not just "omg I'm 200lbs"
Please hmu if you are because fat women should be loved

any femanons into worms reading?

>>81637549 (OP)
but I'm a toxic pathological liar brown foid who goon to weird shit and only like twinks that has a 99% chance of trooning out

>>81643061
is 250 fine