Thread 81638258

gonna make my coworkers feel really bad by talking about suicide and death to them today and acting super appreciative then stop showing up to work starting tomorrow

>>81638258 (OP)
is this a plot to quit the job and get unemployment/NEETbux?

>>81638258 (OP)
This is a good way to get put in a psych ward

>>81638296
of course
>>81638324
nah, its not like discussing suicide and ghosting a job would deem you insane

>>81638414
godspeed anon.
But discussing suicide and ghosting a job would be reason enough for a welfare check i think. You getting your CHADbux or going to the loonie bin would depend on your interaction with the investigators. If it actually happens that is.

Don't do this, do the correct thing.

>>81638531
possibly, but the only one who has my information would be my employer, and it's not like calling a welfare check would unsuicide someone if they thought I did it
>>81639079
why not? it'd be funny

>>81639571
>and it's not like calling a welfare check would unsuicide someone if they thought I did it
They would definitely call one in if they thought you did or are going to. Discovering your welfare is literately their purpose.

Also because i might have misunderstood, this is not about you *actually* killing yourself right? Its just a joke at work with nothing more, yes?
If it is actually something you want to do please don't. Averi would be sad.

>>81638258 (OP)
Don't kill yourself you're making Reimu very sad

>>81638258 (OP)
Don't leave us please. Stay alive anon. Really i don't know what to say. Don't do this.

>>81638258 (OP)
Anon please I feel sick reading reading this. Don't do it.