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Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:10:40 AM No.81640120 [Report] >>81640151 >>81640243
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You are a grown ass man.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:11:17 AM No.81640126 [Report]
No shit sherlock. What's that supposed to mean?
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:11:30 AM No.81640133 [Report]
My ass is pretty flat actually. It used to be round and plump but it completely deflated because of how much I'm sitting. I have an old man's ass
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:12:38 AM No.81640145 [Report]
More of a tits man myself.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:12:56 AM No.81640151 [Report]
>>81640120 (OP)
No, I am 47 years young.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:15:09 AM No.81640176 [Report] >>81640197 >>81640206
i am a woman (female [xx]) nearing my 40s
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:16:40 AM No.81640197 [Report] >>81640309
>>81640176
My queen, shall I take you for a stroll through the park?
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:17:13 AM No.81640206 [Report] >>81640309
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>>81640176
Hello, can I become your son?
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:21:16 AM No.81640243 [Report]
>>81640120 (OP)
we are all playing.
playing makes us all kids.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:32:09 AM No.81640309 [Report] >>81640362 >>81640416
>>81640197
im so old and frail, my bones may turn to dust. i will try my best though, i do so miss the gardens
>>81640206
i have already reached my adoption limit, but i promise to keep you in my prayers so that you mayfind your mommy
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:37:57 AM No.81640362 [Report]
>>81640309
Nonsense my queen, some sunlight will do you good. You mustnt hide in your study for so long or you will turn into a statue! Come, ill fetch your hat.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:40:40 AM No.81640389 [Report]
yes i know i am
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:43:48 AM No.81640416 [Report]
>>81640309
>i have already reached my adoption limit, but i promise to keep you in my prayers so that you mayfind your mommy
I can't even get a milf to care for me it's so over for momcels