You are a grown ass man.

No shit sherlock. What's that supposed to mean?

My ass is pretty flat actually. It used to be round and plump but it completely deflated because of how much I'm sitting. I have an old man's ass

More of a tits man myself.

>>81640120 (OP)
No, I am 47 years young.

i am a woman (female [xx]) nearing my 40s

>>81640176
My queen, shall I take you for a stroll through the park?

>>81640176
Hello, can I become your son?

>>81640120 (OP)
we are all playing.
playing makes us all kids.

>>81640197
im so old and frail, my bones may turn to dust. i will try my best though, i do so miss the gardens
>>81640206
i have already reached my adoption limit, but i promise to keep you in my prayers so that you mayfind your mommy

>>81640309
Nonsense my queen, some sunlight will do you good. You mustnt hide in your study for so long or you will turn into a statue! Come, ill fetch your hat.

yes i know i am

>>81640309
>i have already reached my adoption limit, but i promise to keep you in my prayers so that you mayfind your mommy
I can't even get a milf to care for me it's so over for momcels