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Anonymous No.81640120 >>81640151 >>81640243
You are a grown ass man.
Anonymous No.81640126
No shit sherlock. What's that supposed to mean?
Anonymous No.81640133
My ass is pretty flat actually. It used to be round and plump but it completely deflated because of how much I'm sitting. I have an old man's ass
Anonymous No.81640145
More of a tits man myself.
Anonymous No.81640151
>>81640120 (OP)
No, I am 47 years young.
Anonymous No.81640176 >>81640197 >>81640206
i am a woman (female [xx]) nearing my 40s
Anonymous No.81640197 >>81640309
>>81640176
My queen, shall I take you for a stroll through the park?
Anonymous No.81640206 >>81640309
>>81640176
Hello, can I become your son?
Anonymous No.81640243
>>81640120 (OP)
we are all playing.
playing makes us all kids.
Anonymous No.81640309 >>81640362 >>81640416
>>81640197
im so old and frail, my bones may turn to dust. i will try my best though, i do so miss the gardens
>>81640206
i have already reached my adoption limit, but i promise to keep you in my prayers so that you mayfind your mommy
Anonymous No.81640362
>>81640309
Nonsense my queen, some sunlight will do you good. You mustnt hide in your study for so long or you will turn into a statue! Come, ill fetch your hat.
Anonymous No.81640389
yes i know i am
Anonymous No.81640416
>>81640309
>i have already reached my adoption limit, but i promise to keep you in my prayers so that you mayfind your mommy
I can't even get a milf to care for me it's so over for momcels