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Anonymous No.81640831 >>81641208 >>81641513 >>81641526 >>81641678
Big dickcels
Just go ahead and admit that having a massive cock gives you a boost every single day you wake up. Even if you never use it. You get to exist at all times with the comfort of knowing you're packing a monster hog. I resent you for it as well.
Anonymous No.81640894
If you're not getting to use your big dick it's actually pretty annoying desu.
>Hit your dick off random things
>Dick sometimes goes in the toilet water
>Can't really wear sweatpants or shorts without feeling like a pervert
>Can't sleep on stomach
Anonymous No.81641208
>>81640831 (OP)
>be me
>blessed with a big dick (8"x5")
>cursed with premature ejaculation (less than 2 minutes)

what's the point
Anonymous No.81641513
>>81640831 (OP)
I'm a khhv with a big dick and yes, it's definitely nice to have.
Anonymous No.81641526 >>81641577
>>81640831 (OP)
doesnt make a difference, i'm a virgin and I dont want to have sex before marriage
Anonymous No.81641577 >>81641646
>>81641526
If you had a small dick you would feel even worse about yourself by quite a bit.
Anonymous No.81641603 >>81641631
>Dick sometimes goes in the toilet water
wtf
Anonymous No.81641631
>>81641603
either his hangs really low or he has a really small toilet, mine just touches the toilet bowl.
Anonymous No.81641646
>>81641577
my dick is small when it's flaccid thoughever
Anonymous No.81641678
>>81640831 (OP)
I literally don't think about it ever.
I think it's the sort of thing where you only actually think about your dick if you have a small one.