>Like girl from 2009-2011
>She knows I like her
>She gets in a relationship with some guy around the same time
>Has a kid with him
>Still mild crush on her until like 2013

>Fast-forward 12 years, we're both early 30s now
>Heard she had another kid but other than that i'd practically forgotten about her
>Get random message from her saying she's single and wondering if I'm still into her
>Reply with a simple "No."
>She then replies with a wall of text saying how ungrateful I am and all men are the same

2009-2011 wasthe origin of the "you MUST be fit to have sex (male)" meme
the other direction was "you must be smart" but obviously you can't win everything

stop posting reddit fanfiction

very based and true if big

Found out there are fewer greater pleasures than discovering the girl who broke your heart in HS had two ugly babies and ruined her body.

>>81641805 (OP)
>>Has a kid with him
>>Still mild crush on her until like 2013
what are you doing nigga

>>81641805 (OP)
Nah fuck that I need to see the message

There was this girl in undergrad who had that mousy glamorous Katy Perry look in 2008, I couldn't believe checking up on her Facebook in mere 2014 and seeing how she had already lost most of her appeal

>>81642393
Single moms can be nice for the commitment free milkies, if youre a suave nigga who can skirt their snakish tendrils coming at you

>>81641805 (OP)
Some men die of thirst while others drown

That was literally the perfect scenario.

>>81641805 (OP)
Written by a delusional person that hasn't had an interpersonal relationship in a gorillion years and thinks people just fuck by default