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Anonymous No.81643133 >>81643142 >>81643155 >>81643156 >>81643189 >>81643205 >>81643209 >>81643231 >>81643232 >>81643243 >>81643251 >>81643272 >>81643340 >>81643392 >>81643420 >>81643481 >>81643544 >>81643939 >>81644100 >>81644106 >>81644691 >>81645036 >>81645068 >>81645305 >>81645329 >>81645390 >>81645653 >>81645672 >>81645683 >>81645705 >>81645748 >>81645853 >>81645902 >>81645921 >>81646136
Why the FUCK you don't have any tattoos
Anonymous No.81643139
I dont think theres literally anything Id want on my body I wouldnt eventually regret. Theyre also just trashy
Anonymous No.81643142
>>81643133 (OP)
Because I'm poor, I have very little disposable income and I'm not gonna waste my money with some dumbass vanity piece
Anonymous No.81643155
>>81643133 (OP)
Tattoos and piercings on women give me the ick.
Anonymous No.81643156
>>81643133 (OP)
saving it until I can get matching ones with my forever gf when I finally meet and win her <3
Anonymous No.81643162
They are ugly and are retarded
Anonymous No.81643165
I'm not a fag lolololo
Anonymous No.81643189
>>81643133 (OP)
Clothes, watches, hairstyle, facial hair, house decor...all things that I change from time to time because I eventually find them ugly, or I get tired of them, or simply because I found something I like more. I would probably feel the same way about a tattoo. That is of course assuming that I find them beautiful now, which I don't. I think tattoos look horrible. Even the good ones look blurry and kinda like dirt in person. They only look good in pictures from a distance.
Anonymous No.81643205
>>81643133 (OP)
Because unlike a piercing you cant remove them.
Anonymous No.81643209
>>81643133 (OP)

I have them. But back in pre 2010 era they were limited to bikers and porn stars. Now every karen has them.
Anonymous No.81643220
Tattoos are an IQ test, if you get one you don't get to speak to me, very convenient filtering mechanism
Anonymous No.81643222
I look retarded enough as is, I don't need to look even stupider.
Anonymous No.81643231
>>81643133 (OP)
1. Because I live in Japan and don't want to inconvenience myself.

2. I hate tattoos enough to move to a place where there are none.
Anonymous No.81643232
>>81643133 (OP)
was the reddit screenshot needed, you couldve just asked us with a pepe picrel or something
Anonymous No.81643243
>>81643133 (OP)
tattoos just look like shit to me man
kinda like graffiti on a building
and I can't exactly change my aesthetic sense
Anonymous No.81643251
>>81643133 (OP)
I shalt not desecrate my sacred body with foreign chemicals.
Anonymous No.81643272
>>81643133 (OP)
If I wanted to draw on myself I'd get a pen
Anonymous No.81643279 >>81644703 >>81645923
what would you hateful retards say to someone getting a tattoo in memorial to someone whos died? not just scribblings about some video game or TV show
Anonymous No.81643293 >>81643390
it's not some deep thing
>it doesn't do anything or i can't have what it does
>i just don't fucking want one. key stressor. UNLESS YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE
Anonymous No.81643328 >>81643349
The normalization of tattoos is never going away. I don't know how to cope with the fact that for now on until I die the majority of women will have tattoos graffitied on their bodies. At least most female celebrities don't have them for now.
Anonymous No.81643340
>>81643133 (OP)
Getting poked by a phallic object (needle) repeatedly is homosexual (for males) and against God's will. Females disqualify themselves from my dating options by becoming sluts from getting penetrated repeatedly by said phallic object.
I think the worst thing would be to fall in love with a female just to discover she was dumb enough to get these trashy tribal tattoos on her lower back, ruining the beauty of the dimple-zone.
Every person capable of thinking a couple years ahead will come to the conclusion that getting something practically permanent on ones skin is a foolish idea and any person with more than two brain-cells to rub together should see tattoos as what they are. A burning red flag and a sign to not get too attached to a person that demonstrated such a lapse in judgement.
Paying money for something this foolish is a cherry on top of this fecal sundae that is getting tattoos.
Anonymous No.81643349 >>81643383 >>81645316
>>81643328
I just find it odd that they all seem to pick the exact same theming. There's so many women with plants or bugs on their bodies you'd think they were trying to become nature spirits or some shit.
Anonymous No.81643383
>>81643349
They are, most zoomettes are wiccans and forest fairies. Take them out in nature and treat them like a caveman would to get them wet
Anonymous No.81643390
>>81643293
that would be stupid because his family would have to be smart too
Anonymous No.81643392
>>81643133 (OP)
I do tho fr
Anonymous No.81643408
Reminder: Tatted people actually think they are better than youn for not having tattoos because they flex their expensive ink on ya.
Anonymous No.81643420
>>81643133 (OP)
Had some tattoo ideas in hindsight were cringe and I'm glad I didn't get them.
Anonymous No.81643425
Losers think their tattoos are great and get a dopamine rush because everyone tells them that. No, we just don't have the heart to tell you that permanent thing you put on your body makes you look like shit.
Anonymous No.81643463
4chans collective opinion
Anonymous No.81643481
>>81643133 (OP)
I am not a criminal.
Anonymous No.81643534
We should start a no-tattoo parallel society. It could span ethnicity, culture, race and gender and still come out significantly higher IQ and higher trust than nearly any other society out there. It'd unironically be a great eugenics system.
Anonymous No.81643544
>>81643133 (OP)
Tattoos were for saliors and soldiers and it was considered edgy for a while to get them as a nihilistic statement. Now it's trite and played out and pointless to do.
Anonymous No.81643939
>>81643133 (OP)
I've thought about em but nothing ever sticks. I don't see anything I feel the need to tattoo onto myself, permanently. If I were to get a tattoo it would be somewhere I can easily cover up with a shirt or a pair of shorts, I don't understand "le quirky" tattoos. I also don't have the money for them. A decent tattoo ranges from 250 to 1k. I don't have rich parents.
Anonymous No.81644100
>>81643133 (OP)
Because I have seen people with tattoos and thought to myself, that looks like shit. I can't think of a single time I've seen one on someone that I thought looked good.
Anonymous No.81644106
>>81643133 (OP)
the permanence of tattoos scares me. piercings are fun
Anonymous No.81644691
>>81643133 (OP)
the answer is to stare the questioner down
Anonymous No.81644703
>>81643279
nigga defending walking tombstones
Anonymous No.81645036
>>81643133 (OP)
I have 5 piercings on me, but i never wanted to get tattoos. Women always give me shit about not wanting tattoos but they get insta wet about my piercings. I generally dont like tattoos but i can admit some of them look good, it depends on how well done it is and how it fits the body of the person. People who get random doodles should get the rope tho. Also, i think its hilarious how women try to be unique and quirky doodling themselves when in reality they all have the same 5 scribbles on them of something they watched on netflix or instagram, they think it has some deep meaning and makes them sophisticated when in reality, the guys who have a respectable bodycount can see thru theie bullshit and just know what kind of person they are (not because of the specific tattoos but for the trashy whore look). Women are carbon copies one of the other
Anonymous No.81645068
>>81643133 (OP)
Because I don't care about tattoos or getting a tattoo. Can't think of anything that would appeal to me.
Anonymous No.81645305
>>81643133 (OP)
because i dont want one...that's it. end of conversation
Anonymous No.81645316
>>81643349
>you'd think they were trying to become nature spirits or some shit.
"you'd think?"
That is in fact what they are trying to become.
Anonymous No.81645329
>>81643133 (OP)
A lack of tattoos is a reliable sign of a high quality person.
The non-tattooed are generally more educated, peaceful and successful than the tattooed, who lean a bit criminal-ish.
Anonymous No.81645390
>>81643133 (OP)
Tattoos would make my sea monkey body even more hideous than it already is.
Anonymous No.81645653
>>81643133 (OP)
They're expensive and I don't know what to get
Anonymous No.81645672
>>81643133 (OP)
I can't trust myself to stay the same weight
Anonymous No.81645683
>>81643133 (OP)
I want to get fit first so that I have a bigger, smoother canvas to work with.
Anonymous No.81645705
>>81643133 (OP)
So far in my life, I have not met a person with tattoos or piercings who wasn't either low IQ or suffering from mental disorder(s). I have not met a sane, smart, mentally stable individual who thinks injecting crap into their skin and piercing their skin is a good idea. When you think of it, both tats and piercings are forms of self harm, so it's no surprise it's only stupid/depressed people doing this stuff. I want to preserve my skin and make it age as slowly as possible, not vandalize it with sharp objects and ink. People with tats are like walls with graffiti. Call it art all you want but it's trash art that's indicative of decay, poverty and mental instability.
Anonymous No.81645748
>>81643133 (OP)
>that grammar
>that filename
>the quality of this thread
I know a paid Indian psyop thread when I see one. someone is paying jeets to actively shit up the website because it's too powerful
Anonymous No.81645853 >>81645915
>>81643133 (OP)
No respectable parler will give me a black sun or swastika in this society. I would put it maybe between my breasts, like the sternum/heart area, or my ankle, or on the lobe of my ear... But ... Society ;,,((
Anonymous No.81645902
>>81643133 (OP)
Tattoos are gay and became especially gay when everyone and their mother started to get them, they were more interesting when they were a sort of counter-cultural thing. I know multiple people who have a bunch of tattoos who no longer think they are cool because all of the normalfags started to get them.
Anonymous No.81645915
>>81645853
Can I fuck you?
I'm half white so it's close enough right?
Anonymous No.81645921
>>81643133 (OP)
505017
I'm low in content.
Turbie Enjoyer No.81645923
>>81643279
This is condemned biblically. Tattoos and piercings are abominable. You are disgusting if you enjoy them.
Anonymous No.81646136
>>81643133 (OP)
i just don't care. i am not image-aware and do not value external validation or expression. i havent bought new clothes in years, i cut my own hair and use 0 colognes or expensive products. paying hundreds (thousands?) of dollars for a tattoo seems absurd. and if i were to get one i wouldn't want it anywhere visible anyway and then there's even less of a point. but if i knew a tattooist who would do a small for fun i'd probably get one just one just for the experience