Thread 81647270

A Summer Saturday Night Edition.

eva6's arse cheeks

Evening twollmong

>>81647286
Corrrr. Nice and spread with my 5 inch cock entering inside her tight pink butthole.

Carling really taste like dishwater but hey ho it is what it is.

Not right this but good that the lad apologised after SSM stood his ground. Recording in public is a lawful activity and you are on many cameras wherever you go, even a bus has cameras recording passengers

>>81647311
I'm sure a lad like that apologized. Of course

>>81647311
Mark should have belly bounced the cunt out the window to be honest.

>>81647296
whys it so small mate

The elusive Jerry Van Dyke.

>>81647270 (OP)
how come I felt months of stress over getting a drivers license and now ive got it the pleasure only lasted a few hours and now I'm not arsed. Apparently its called loss aversion, how does one find peace and comfyness?

>>81645274
corr titties

Won't be long now, lads... any day now...

>>81647285
fair enough. comfy night-time future city movie. might not be Blade Runner or Brazil, but it's probably worth seeing in good quality.

>>81647292
>doing no work is more fun
I've had jobs and I've been NEET. In my view, working is objectively superior. It allows you to have a life.
>If you need to slave away for self-esteem, you have bigger issues.
If you feel like you're slaving, get a better job.
>Bennies gives money.
I do like getting free money (I've had bennies before). But I'd rather have an actual life, and employment gives you that.
>Most women aren't virgins anymore, so who cares about them
Who the fuck cares about virginity. I've shagged before so why should I expect potential partners to have never shagged? I think ideally I'd like to find someone who has a similar level of previous experience as myself. But I can be a bit flexible on that.

>>81647328
Not him but, I studied serial killers/rapists in uni, and a lot of the sexual deviants I learned of have small willies. It's a weird phenomenon.

>>81647346
don't like these particular titties.

>>81647373
if one of those mental true crime lassies writes to you in prison, and you put
>btw, i have a small cock, is that OK? i'm still a murderer
are they fine with that? does it put them off?

>>81647311
Heres a better image.

Got a strawb frappe in dedication of crossy xx

>and now, psychology/criminology students, including young men who might feel insecure, we'll be looking at the link between penis size and sex crimes.

were they trying to CREATE nutters/criminals?

Also to DVDlad no I havent seen starship troopers. Seen it get quoted a lot and referenced a lot. Now a days I dont have the attention span to watch a film sadly, not sure why.

>>81647395
nice wrists, lad.

>>81647365
Definitely. Blade Runner is one of my favourite films and seeing it on 4K on an OLED is very impressive. 2069 looks amazing too but only got that on regular Blu-ray. Got Brazil too thanks for reminding me to rewatch that.

>>81647403
Funny isn't it that you can do one thing for hours like play a game but doing something like watching a film or listening to an album is impossible.

>>81647389
Too late, they've already given their home address.

>>81647403
>Now a days I dont have the attention span to watch a film sadly, not sure why.
;_;
tbf as i get older i appreciate 90 minutes as the ideal film length more. that's 'short' but 2+ hour films really drag unless they're particularly engaging. lrn2pacing/editing, filmmakers.

>>81647311
SSM started off by saying he was in a public space and he could record all he likes
Then is apologising and saying he respects him kek
No backbone

>>81647415
Meant 2049 fuck sake before mong poster gets me.
Where's Crossy been lately?

Corr been on that bedrotgrind today me. Feel rough af off last last night. Keeping it womfy tonight though just garn order a wizza and watch some Squid Game season 3. Oh aye x

>>81647440
maybe the ladies will laugh and THAT'S why they end up murdered, Unforgiven style.

>>81647395
>Got a strawb frappe in dedication of crossy xx
fascinating

>>81647458
whats your longest streak off the booze?

>>81647448
There are a few longer films that are real engaging IMO like Das Boot and Lawrence of Arabia. I'm a LOTRfag too so I can always sit through them.

not saying i support murder, but i OPPOSE laughing at willies.

>>81647458
not to give away the ending, but it turns out they all died on the plane crash and the island was some kind of purgatory the whole time.

>>81647458
Thought you would be garn Beehive tonight celebrating the government benefits U-turn

A 5 inch erect penis is not small but foids probably think it is due to their degenerate use of oversized beastiality dildos.

>>81647461
Probably.
>>81647478
NTA but, you're thinking of peter pan.

>>81647476
i don't like the Extended Edition versions honestly. people go on about different director's cuts and that, meanwhile in the 2000s: DVD release = more scenes = more better.

zoomers won't appreciate this but Return of the King was a NIGHTMARE in the cinema.
>film ends
>everyone stands up
>another scene
>everyone sits down
happened about 3-4 times. just fucking end.

>>81647478
I know you're making a joke but that's not even the actual ending of Lost. Everything that happened on the island actually happened. The purgatory stuff is whenever the character died whether that was during the show or years later off screen.

>>81647492
Peter Pan was immortal because he died as a child???

that's some coreepypasta and i do mean cor.

>>81647506
The extended versions of LOTR are valid IMO but they're for people who are huge fans. The theatrical versions are still the best version with the best pacing, even Jackson says this.
Some director's cuts can make a mediocre film amazing though like Kingdom of Heaven and Once Upon a Time in America, especially if the studio chopped them to bits.

>>81647458
Thanks for telling me Season 3 is out lad. I had no idea

Just want a cute foid to do things with and have fun with and worship and put my penis into

>>81647510
yeah i know that's the pleb interpretation, haven't actually seen it since it was on. at 5 in the morning on Sky1.

the skeleton explanation was the final nail in the coffin for any faith i had in the writers. have an ending to your mystery story before you write the story, reee.

>>81647539
This bit crossy and the penis is optional

>>81647557
Just the nature of American network shows innit? I still enjoyed how they wrapped it all up and enjoyed how mental it got. Shows like Babylon 5 where they had the entire story from the start are few and far between.
Even when you look at Twin Peaks, it's so loved but there is a huge quality drop off after Lynch left and you could tell the other directors were just being weird for the sake of weird rather than Lynch's genius.

>>81647539
AdultWork exists

got god of wamblers and an autumns tale in a two for 15 bong in hmv corr

>>81647528
>even Jackson says this.
oh that's interesting. i guess it's a shame stuff ends up on the cutting room floor, but there are scenes that feel like they SHOULD be deleted scenes
>look Mr Frodo, there are wood elves in the trees!
nothing to do with anything, that. get it in the bin.

quite like the BBC Radio version. mostly sticks to the dialogue/story stuff (has the songs), i know people love the lore but the books stop for pages at a time to tell me the history of a field. not my thing.

miss eva6. wonder if she's off playing her Cyberpunk game.

>Uncle was staggering around paralytically drunk
>Nodding off mid game
>Beat me 4-0 at chess

>>81647608
Nice one, lid. All my 88 Films purchases are dispatched:
>taxi hunter blu ray
>righting wrongs blu ray
>seventh curse blu ray
>the iceman cometh blu ray
>magic cop blu ray
>on the run blu ray
>burial ground 4K
>zombi holocaust 4K
God of Gamblers looks good. Casino Raiders from Eureka! too. Croupier lad vibes.

Weird how Yanklass just left out of the blue. Her last post didn't seem out of the ordinary either

Lovely oiled-up medium breasts for me, please

>>81647678
Sometimes people just disappear off the face of the Earth without a trace

>>81647704
There have been reports of sightings of him in South Africa

>>81647678
I think she was upset HHL was ignoring her also I don't think she left
She claimed she's been following HHL for 5 years

>>81647738
He'd be 90 now. I can believe he lived for decades, but to 90 would be pushing it

>>81647768
Dick Van Dyke is still kicking it at 99. You never know.

>>81647697
For me it's medium sized pale breasts with pink nipples oiled up.

the police cant/wont protect you, so what's the point of them?

>>81647862
I'll fuck a female police officer up her fat arse simple as.

>>81647865
ok. i was talking about the organization as a whole though

Rate my new gym shorts lads

>>81647882
Can't imagine having a flaccid cock that big. Seems annoying. I may as well have a microcock flaccid but it's pretty normal size when hard. Genetics be mad.

>>81647882
Bit tight lad. Can see everything

>>81647882
where do i get a pair

eva6 what is your favourite subject at school

Went karting today dee lads. Pretty good that.

There's no decent blackpill content on YouTube anymore apart from Thinking Ape. Rehab Room is an annoying jeet who clearly dislikes white people.

>>81647981
Everyone's moved on and you should too

>>81647981
try morgoth

>>81647981
what the fuck is 'blackpill content'?

i've sat and read the incel mega-scientific truth-bomb blackpill essays. still don't really agree with incels. what do YouTubers bring to the table?

>>81647654
some good choices there lad, i like to think the guy who wrote taxi hunter did it after an issue with a taxi driver. i also got the witch from nepal, its not great

White race is at the point of extinction, yet white women cannot stop drooling over brown penises. This is why they import the brown hordes. lf it was a white penis, they would mock him instead.

>>81648048
Women will always betray the group. It is in their nature.

>>81648048
you have a penis fixation

Got a free wupcake at slots

>>81648048
a penis, in a film? what is this, France?

I only watch films with willys in

>>81648097
Free Willy?

nowt to say x

>>81648103
Not quite, although I have seen that film

Porn addicted mong

Wonder what R*th is up to tonight. Probably drinking with W*ll

actually not addicted to porn im just dressed like a girl with a butt plug in listening to Olivia Rodrigo because it is fun x

>>81648014
Morgoth is dissident right not blackpill, he rambles way too much for me. Only people from that scene I watch occasionally are Academic Agent and the WarStrike guys.
>>81648023
Just channels which explore the blackpill condition, it doesn't even have to be just about women, it's about life as a male who was genetically cursed. You wouldn't get it unless you're living the life.

>>81648119
Heard she was taken into witness protection.

>>81648124
>im just dressed like a girl with a butt plug in
Proof?

>>81648067
>big spin-the-wheel on the streets
>5 free slots, 10 free slots, jackpot, or spin again
>win 10 free slots
>escorted inside
>decide NOT to purchase any more
>woman brings me a free coffee
>win once or twice
>lose after 11th or 12th spin
>neck coffee while woman is distracted
>start leaving
>eyes suddenly on me like a hawk
>rush out, apologising profusely

they almost had me. might go in again, what flavour is it?

>>81648125
so the black pill is basically when you make your inability to have sex your personality ?

>>81648127
There is a dangerous man tracking her every move. She needs protecting from him

>>81648125
what life is that? i'm single. not having sex. would rather accept it than be miserable about it, even if that's easier said than done.

all the 'blackpill' shit is so self-fulfilling. don't like how it's taken over the very normal, very common trait of 'being single'. get it deleted from your brain lad.

need a handsome man to handle my arse proper whilst Olivia plays x

>>81648127
>witness protection
cor, pop in there myself whenever i'm in Shoreditch.

>>81648160
she looks so retarded like that. grown ass woman emulating cartoon anime girls ffs

We all Saturday in life x

>>81648160
I'm a handsome man

>>81648186
cum ok the new ? Jew?

>>81648186
i would give her a shag, its kinda hot desu plus you can't see her face when you're hitting it from the back anyway

>>81648196
where did you find this pic of eva6

>>81648196
>cum ok the new ?
the fuck are you trying to say?
>>81648203
might be for you but its not for me

40 quid down on slots, take the piss

>>81648196
This is a bloke. Gay

>>81648226
it's ok man ;w;

>>81648241
>This is a bloke
What makes you say that de lid?

>>81648228
Enjoy your free** cupcake

>>81648249
Look at the jawline. Dead giveaway

I never had a dad growing up cause he caught me dressing up in my mums clothes and said id never be a son of his and soon left me and mum. its over!!!! now I seek validation from older men!! Not worked out mate not worked out has it alcohol some gin and tonics please govna x

Going half scale HHL tonight and ordering that webab wrap and some other bits and pieces. Love a good slop meal now and then. No booze tho. Had a few throughout the day and that's enough for me. Gotta know when to stop.

>>81648257
Sounds like you need to go back to therapy Footlad

Crossly seductively licking the icing off my free admiral slots cupcake

>>81648067
Land based slots never appealed to me, for one the jackpot is capped at 500. It would be nice knowing that ay any moment Raging Rhino could pay out 14 grand, but there the best case scenario is a 500 win. It's very low varience.

>>81648289
>ay any moment

>>81648300
he writes like SSM talks

>>81648300
You got my bang to rights there lad, I'm a mongboy, a massive wa wa mong boy

>>81648320
Don't forget balding and sprogless my lad

>>81648300
you really got fuck all to do but spot typos then post the same image huh

Glastonbury probably getting canned by the BBC next year. Chanting death to Israeli soldiers will be the final straw for BBC jew bosses.

I would dress up like an emo girly and help men cum on Omegle

>bad relationship with father so seek validation from older men
Corrrrr iktf me liddinghamshire I do indeed. And it not lush

>>81648267
what's that mystery ball, lad

>>81648327
It's the only way he will improve

Absolutely flying down the M40 at 100mph blasting this out. Oh aye. We all just ticking over in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIuK9rDC7M

>>81648344
It's an ice cube mould thing. It's pretty good desu lasts for a good while

>>81648337
get help lad, you need it

Car rides to Malibu
Strawberry ice cream
One spoon for two
And trading jackets
Laughing 'bout how small it looks on you
(Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha)
Watching reruns of Glee
Being annoying
Singing in harmony
I bet she's bragging
To all her friends, saying you're so unique, hm

>>81648336
>Chanting death to Israeli soldiers
what's this, then?
is that Jarvis Cocker up to his old tricks?

>>81648154
Whatever matey.

>>81648196
Fucks sake lad I was trying to have a tranny detox cos it's degenerate and Jewish.

wish i had friends, i cant seem to make any

>>81648381
you are the hew x

not enough big cock trannys get posted in /britfeel/

paying reparations x

Gone, but not forgotton

>>81648196
>>81648337
Please lad I've already had 2 wanks today

>>81648414
try /b/ mate

I have my most intense spaffs when I wank over hung trannies, but I always feel a more intense sense of shame afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJj3iupbnyk

>Jarvis Cocker upset he's getting out-JC'd by MJ
>runs around getting his bum out in front of (actors dressed as) starving children

simply no need for it.

My old labour left wing uncle was cheering Donald Trump today, corr.

>>81648429
>I always feel a more intense sense of shame afterwards.
good

Prefer Natalie's wonky cock myself

>>81648336
>Chanting death to Israeli soldiers
The revolution eats it's own children

>>81648436
orange is nearly red init?

Ngl do all these white people chanting up the Palestine n that know that these sand people and sand countries are genuine pigs culture and brain wise. animals ngl. swear peeps b getting dumber

just going to watch lotus eaters carl and have a break from my bum hole x

>>81648438
I agree. Same sex attraction is shameful and degenerate and that is why I am tuppence only now.

>>81648429
>I have my most intense spaffs when I wank over hung trannies
Kek same but somehow forget the that part a few days later

>>81648450
that's a big bag corr

>>81648466
Imagine getting teabagged by her

>>81648450
>n that know that these sand people and sand countries are genuine pigs culture and brain wise
is english your second language or have you had a stroke

>>81648450
You could say exactly the same for all the Tommytards and Reform mongs cheering on Israel

/gaymenfeel/

Any lads here like Dwarf Fortress?

I am v sad and lonely touch starved just wanna be held by a cute guy and play with his Willard and then he wakes me up with a cuppa and we watch some YouTubes in bed and hate on immigrants and fat people x

>>81648473
exactly why I said sand country and sand people

all animals pal

>>81648486
>hate on immigrants and fat people

>>81648485
too involved for me

>>81648486
>hate on immigrants

Time to go vegan lads

>>81648267
Those wockles used to be my go-to as a student.

>>81648513
Since when did you become based, lad?

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right
She's like, so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

>>81648545
I've been based since 1992

>>81648532
why is vegan food more expensive than meat?

>>81648552
Corr, same birth year as me as well

Imagine Ruth reading through this thread trying to keep up with her stalkers and seeing a load of tranny cocks kek

Just getting round to reading Blood Meridian, finally. Should've read it a long time ago

>>81648532
will be having 4 pork chops tonight
2 for me and 2 for you

>yeah free Palestine babes x
Or
>yeah Islam just defending against terroist

>MRW
White women and gays go to sand country and get vaporised SEE IMAGE ATTACHED X

>>81648574
i think my life would be better under sharia

Fucking hell, we forgot Poleaboo's birthday, 34 years old.

I don't mind you posting big girl cocks but not a fan of the political shite

just gunna go post scat porn on INT BRIT general and get a nice break

no one fun here anyway no cmbyname lad no Angela lad just a bunch of freaks posting cocks and banging on about Israel bye x

>>81648594
straight white men must seize the means of production

>>81648594
I agree, yesterday was fucking unbearable

not downloading Grindr x

>>81648558
Subsidies from your tax money mostly, although vegan staples are among the cheapest foods around regardless
>>81648566
Well fucking send them over lad

download god into your heart

what you guys doing tonight xx

>>81648634
might go for a walk in a bit as im not drinking today

>>81648634
Probably shitpost here until 3am

fem men should be allowed to kiss older men x

>>81648634
Might wank, dunno yet

>>81648486
Finnster flat arse.

>>81648654
Are you the 'older men'

>>81648654
They are, pretty sure you can kiss some fem men

No jammers in a while

I don't give a shit which side "wins" or "loses" in this Israel war bullshit and YOU can't make me care.
If you support one of the sides in this war you're either a glowie or a NPC.

Nothing on telly

>>81648695
enlightened centrist

>>81648695
i want them to blow each other up or at least blow up the world into a nuclear apocalypse like in C&C tiberium wars or Fallout 2 or something

>>81648703
i havent watched telly in years

Playing Steam Deck in bed. It lush x

>>81648695
im against Israel as they seem the more morally outrageous

so hot and had a few tins of those gin n tonics not good man should ne be allowed x

spaffed two grand on a sofa today

Every day is a day closer to sweet release

Me? On them 250ml brasseries from Aldi tonight. No spirits tonight, at a birthday party tomorrows so need to keep meself fresh for that. Will be ordering that wizza around 9ish.

gay chaser guy, please have a nap.

>>81648735
i hope its comfy

SCEA pioneered the LDAR philosophy, I will adopt it

>>81648741
tell Steve i wished him a happy bday

>>81648748
>LDAR philosophy
whats this?

Best roguelike?

>>81648735
does it kick out mate I asked earlier and sed you should get one that has kick out foot rest x
>>81648741
get fucked yoo smelly goose necked toothless gormless cunt gay marmite smelling fucking bum boy got a fucking face like a play dough cartoon you fucking Wallace j grommitnlooking bitch x

>>81648758
NetHack, or Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

or in the more general sense it's taken on, Slay the Spire or Peglin

>does it kick out mate I asked earlier and sed you should get one that has kick out foot rest x
say yes, sofa anon

>>81648758
some thing like viva pinata or call of duty

>>81648757
Lie Down And Rot, just give up and coast as comfortably as possible

>>81648537
They were pretty good. Not often I drink beer at home but it felt right with the sun and all.

Nuclear Throne was my favourite back in the day.
I'm a Slay the Spire/Binding of Isaac Rebirth lad now

>>81648759
it does, pure comfy for me. current sofa an ex gf bought for me second hand from bhf, gives me a numb arse nowadays so its got to go
tempted to buy a new bed as well now

>>81648741
Am currently necking the ole kebab wrap. Fucking tasty like. Especially when you haven't had it in a long time.

I dont drink beer because im not an utter mong fact!

Was seriously considering a glass of wine tonight but it's a slippery slope

>>81648781
FLASHYN!!!!

anyone seen the f1 film yet? is it any good

>>81648792
>I dont drink beer because im not an utter mong

Well if the goal is to slowly erode your clarity your energy and your sense of direction then frequent alcohol use is actually quite effective. It gently clouds your thoughts day by day so you can forget what you cared about in the first place. It kindly invites poor sleep bad decisions and a lovely decline in physical health. Your liver gets to work overtime for free your heart gets weaker and your body becomes a playground for stress and fatigue. Emotionally it is a treat too since it boosts anxiety dulls joy and helps you avoid every uncomfortable feeling you might have otherwise grown from. And of course if you ever had a soul or a deeper sense of purpose no need to worry because regular drinking will help you misplace that too one drink at a time.

>>81648781
Love me slay the spire. Hyped for the second game despite the fact I can infinitely replay the original.

>>81648792
bit gay that lad
was it you posting the pics earlier?

>>81648825
can tell you get a lot of pussy

>>81648825
Have any other plats?

mass effect x

>>81648807
Mark Kermode gave it a warm review

>>81648829
Lol you'd be surprised I think laddie.
>>81648837
Yeah. 113 I think. Used to be obsessive about it for a couple years but broke the cycle. Just play games to enjoy them now without the daft stress of going for plat.
That said I enjoyed getting everything in sts. Probably the hardest play I've got too

>>81648853
so avoid it
got it

imagine if we all got teleported into a oiled up wrestling ring and had to fight eacother to survive or be shot x

>>81648859
would much rather be shot

Spackerton... Home innit

>>81648859
There was a mad cunt here a while back shouting about fighting everybody for treating them bad in the past.
I laughed out loud when they said they do karate

>>81648563
Read that few years ago was good, the hot weather will make it extra kino
The Road is good too

gonna drink 4 litres of water before midnight

gonna drink 4 litres of cum before midnight

I bet you would

>>81648907
Would what lod

>>81648891
Haha remember that lad Kung fu tranny

Everybody was king funfighting those Jews were fast as lightning

anon your chart says you sit inside all day being a smelly incel?

>>81648922
Forgot they were trans lmao. Actually makes it funnier kek

I CAN BEAT YOU ALL UP COWARDS

Can you understand old English?
>Thu aren a gay faget. Thu pillicock is lyttel. Fokken aff ond beon dead.

>>81648932
i dont smell

>>81648932
get your tits out love

>>81648907
She still smells of cabbage

>>81648932
Yes that's correct. Problem?

Stinky foid arse

>>81648907
is this a downie light or a trap or both

>>81648907
im so fucking hopeless....

Necking that first brasserie now. Can't beat having a cheeky drink on a Saturday night.

It lush x

what is Down syndrome?

i know the 'look', but what does it cause? where does it come from?

>>81648907
Yes, I would, assuming she is age appropriate

>>81648971
such a smelly wrinkled marmite looking fucking Wallace n grommet mong

Disgusting, she cannot consent you sick pigs

>>81648988
that 'look' they have us caused by relaxed facial muscles

Those with Down syndrome nearly always have physical and intellectual disabilities.[31] As adults, their mental abilities are typically similar to those of an 8- or 9-year-old.[9] At the same time, their emotional and social awareness is very high.

oh.

>>81649003
no wonder HHL gets on so well with them

>>81649010
in terms of IQ, HHL is actually one of the smartest lads here.

Sharing a strawberry frappe with pretty princess crossy

Should I make a britfeel twitter account?

>>81649023
hahahahahhaahhahahahaha

sorry let me just read this again

OOOOEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHHROOEOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Helper is bad at decision making. That is my take that no one asked for.
Demon drink no good.

>>81649030
yes, we need to spread our womfy ideology to the normals

>>81648971
get them good boy points spent lad
we earned then

>>81649030
>Should I make a britfeel twitter account?
No, why publicise the name of the thread?

>>81649023
Really ticked me, this

>>81648934
His little shrivelled up dick flopping around while he does the ancient Chinese dragon kick to your head haha. What a mong

benefit scroungers
fat people and I use the word people V loosely
hhl

name three things that should be done to these people lmao

>>81649030
Use Bluesky

>>81649030
aye
good place to organise the trip to the beehive

Wagies pay for my brasserie and wizzas.

How it should be x

does that Bella Ramsey person have a disorder?

never seen her/them in anything, just interviews. seems sweet enough. but may also be controlled by the Church.

taxes pay for Sean to stay addicted to Muslim slop and piss French beer lads ye won x

We have around 3 weeks until we're all blocked

>>81649065
the way this thumbnail has rendered, looks like one of those trippy GIFs where they've given her big eyes.

>>81649061
more bennies
gfs on tap
free kebab wraps

>>81649065
Wee whisky to celebrate de lid? It's Saturday after all.

>>81649086
good I fucking hate all but two of you

>>81649061
More wenefits
More food
Nappies on tap

>Middle finger 556.mp4
>556

What a life
deary me

>>81649065
Of course, you are the chairman and chief maestro of the UK nappy scene

look just have a sniffle x

Preaching to the masses the britfeel rites

Don't nappies get sweaty and uncomfortable? Especially in the heat.
Would rather just use a toilet like a normal person tbqh

>>81648988
think its a missing or extra chromosone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJQ8N5vK3s
choon, this.

of course, back then, you didn't know how long a Flash animation was going to be. this went on forever.

>>81649100
Yes, we know footie ya wee poof.

>>81649099

No danny boy mode for me tonight de lid. Got 11 wokkles of beer that will do me. Garn watch some Squid Game and keep it womfy. Need to keep meself right for Steve's birthday party tomorrow.

>>81649128
I would follow but I use my full real name on there. Probably shouldnt do that though. My Twitter account is 15 years old.

>>81649128
cor already up to 5 followings lad
think you're got a knack for this Twitter stuff

>>81649135
Fair enough. How olds Steve? Getting him a bottle of something as a gift?

>>81648988
The official term is trisomy 21, it means that instead of having two chromosomes at position 21 in the genome they accidentally get 3.

>>81649146
that's how many account HE is following lad

there's an @britfeel with the same avatar from 2015

can't imagine he/she is pleased about this

>>81649146
Nah that's just who the account is following.

>>81649160
Did you just change your handle? You know that's how Sean got doxxed...

>>81649146
>>81649160
they could have picked better names, here

hell
>following
>followed by

>>81649166
If someone can be doxxed from the handle britfeelmong then kudos to the doxxer

Not me. No good with computers b

>>81649159
Obviously that account is inactive, this lad is taking britfeel's social media presence in a fresh new direction

>>81649149

Getting him some weers and some cigars. It's not a special brithday or anything.

>>81649186
There are tools available to see the previous handle and associated tweets.

the hidden Twitter ID number is tied to IP address/cookies/something/anyway.

not FUD, this: it's there e.g. if someone just makes a new account, they stay blocked by whoever had them blocked. given scripts and blocklists, people can easily 'triangulate' who you are.

you really only get one go at a Twitter life. might as well ruin it ASAP.

blad's sweaty belly

>>81649195
How old is he? I imagine him being in his 50s.

>>81649023
I agree, it's pretty obvious when you see him talk, obviously the low IQ spastics will have a tizzy at this comment

>>81649197
>>81649200
Um, not really knowledgeable on all this sort of stuff, but it's a fresh new account, never used twitter before. Obviously not my personal email linked to it etc.

No idea what my iq is. I imagine it'd firmly bang in the middle of the average range though

Doxing is a really shit thing to do to someone

>>81649232
I guarantee it's higher than HelperLads

>>81649247
Well that goes without saying lad

>>81649128
would follow but giveaway my porn twitter then x

>>81649246
If you're an attenion-seeking mong making accounts all over the internet and posting shit everywhere then you deserve it

>>81649227
it'll ask for your phone number, eventually.

>>81649204
My fan is on full pelt. No sweating here.

>>81649272
Does it? Seems to be just fine with email. Well, I mean if it does lock the account without a phone number then stuff it lol not doing that. Until then we'll enjoy the ride.

>>81649270
So angry. I suppose it's best to vent it out though before the place is gone for good.

>>81649265
We already know it's @footladpornaddict

>>81649289
No anger here lad. Enjoy a glass of red actually x

I'm not surprised but people really have accounts for following porn on twitter?

>>81649246
i agree but people will jump through hoops to justify it.

i guarantee you that just by being an account connected to a thread from that website that also has /pol/ on it, someone in the Twittersphere would feel "that's enough".

>>81649302
Glad to hear it. Enjoy a glass of red myself too.

>>81649305
Makes sense to have multiple accounts - one for business and another for pleasure

look Lewis Capaldi is a whining fat faghot with a face like a deformed mushroom lmao x

>>81649321
More about hiding all the weird shit from friends and family though isn't it?

love porn twitter me x

>blasting screamo while drinking beer after beer
Just another typical Saturday night lads.

I just used nitter and xcancel to view accounts, making one seems too much work desu

>>81649232
I did the Mensa test a few years ago and got 106. Shocking to think that the average Brit is even dumber than me.

Why would you follow 'porn accounts' on twitter? It's literally onlyfans whores shilling their wares

>>81649344
>>blasting screamo
very based

Who should the official britfeel twitter account follow beyond these ones already>>81649160
??

>2Welcome to Tumblr!" cartoon video from 11 years ago
>jokes about how they attack anyone who's a straight white male
>author's comments from 4 years ago
>"Hi! So. I'm not proud of this video." wordswordwords
forgot that was Tumblr's whole thing. "die cis scum", and all that. i mostly just remember it as the weird fandom/shipping/porn website.

did the same kids grow up, and that's now who the Twitter people are?

>>81649362
You're following spastics lad. I want to distance myself from it entirely.

>>81649352
Nah there's tons of accounts which just post specific genres of porn all day long, plus the goonsphere has a ton of independent creators for things like PMVs/captions/edits/AI porn etc.

>>81649360
cheers laddy

>>81649362
Angela White, obviously, probably Natalie Mars as well

>>81649362
Timothy still on there?
are princess Kate & Rachel Reeves

>>81649371
Oh, you mean other mentally-ill lads like Footlad posting from their porn colllections

>>81649362
@metoffice, lad. never know when you'll need a storm warning.
@bbcbweaking for news.

>>81649362
Tommy Robinson, Starmer, Obama

>>81649362
that midget whos always kicking off with 4chan

>>81649387
That means the timeline will be full of political shite.

I get all my porn from my wife. Don't need twitter porn accounts x

>>81649411
post your wifes dirty baps

>>81649411
That's nice of her to collect porn on your behalf

>>81649411
we all have her onlyfans lad

Also followed mummy rayner. Kind of don't want pornstars and political shite, so people like Angela White/Natalie Mars/Rebecca More and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon/Starmer aren't really appealing to me.

>>81649362
Seaside mark obviously.

>>81649432
>Not following @seasideMARK
Lad

>>81649433
>>81649438
Of course, how could I forget, I have now followed the man himself

>>81649432
Susan Boyle xox

>>81649446
Christ no, hate that fat old cow

>>81649432
>aren't really appealing to me.
They aren't appealing to me either, but you've already got your personal biases in it.

What a shit show 'official twitter'

>>81649453
I agree. Let's just meet up in SSM's YouTube comments like we originally planned.

Needed something to zonk out to, watched the original Lilo and Stick, beautifully animated.

not for the feint hearted x

>>81649432
>@bbcbreaking
not what i said

>>81649469
The original snow white has some of the best animation ever imo

We living that comfy life in Valheim. We put the benches on the beaches and make beaches suitable for benches before setting them up into pub gardens.

>>81649473
Pretty standard minge, nothing out of the ordinary

>>81649432
bladee desu

A real white man's album. If you're not listening to No Remorse, you should be.
https://archive.org/details/barbecueinrostock_201908

>>81649501
punk is a genre for gays and that includes RAC

The people can decide if the official britfeel twitter account should follow politics and porn accounts if they're related to britfeel

https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A6kwGgN

''''official''" according to whom?

>>81649517
/britfeel/ official twitter already divided

just washed me tackle in the sink, couldnt be arsed having a shower
^ post that on twitter, its based on true events

shout out uk drinkers

>>81649538
3 beers in m8

>>81649538
shout out lad
danny boy mode for me my lid

>>81649538
Free my lad Davieboy333

>watching old cartoons
>all the character animation is elastic
>everything from how they walk to how they collide with something is unique to each character

as a teenager i thought anime was betterer because it was more rigid and therefore maturer, or some shite. nowt like watching a cartoon as a grown man and NOTICING things.

The ayes are edging it out over the nays it seems

Need Sneed, me

Don't i

Wizza has been ordered. On me 2nd wokkle nows.

direct democracy, imo. every single Twitter decision/post is made by these Strawpolls.

to speed it up we could do words as numbers in predictive text.

well im back from my walk. its a warm night so everyones out walking around in groups, having barbeques chatting and having fun. god im alone

Webab wrap has done me in like. Ready for bed at half 9

>>81649589
You are a low IQ mong

>>81649576
DONT
SNEED
ME
COS IM
CLOSE
TO
THE
EDGE

>>81649589
you are a gross pathetic rat of a human and you know it. coward.

Karen Gillian does not look as pretty as she used to.

>>81649593
>to speed it up we could do words as numbers in predictive text.
i dont get what you mean

IN AND AROUND THE LAKE
MOUNTAINS COME OUT OF THE SKY

>>81649589
Black and red again

>>81649510
RAC isn't punk, it's oi.

https://youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w?si=jBiWZ5qUuUn14meU

it just a ride de lads x

Kek, wonder if DWP will reply/repost

>>81649622
double-checked 'predictive text is the thing i thought it was'
you know on phones, when you could just tap the number once that the 3 (or 4) letters were on, rather than tapping it repeatedly to cycle through them?
displayed the word as underlined.

that was predictive text.

>>81649640
"oi!" is one of those things i have ONLY seen on Wikipedia. and i've read music magazines.

Clearly a very divisive issue

>>81649640
oi is a subgenre of punk you fucking mongoloid

>>81649672
>6 votes in total

so it really is just six mongs all spamming on and off trip everyday

>>81649668
>and i've read music magazines

>>81649646
cor did they heart you?

making out wih eva

>>81649682
people used to read games magazines. you couldn't just look up a video, you had to read about them.

i know it sounds mad now, but i think it made us brainy-er people.

>>81649680
i voted twice

t-minus 3 post untill thread shutdown

>>81649694
I miss reading video game magazines or even game manuals while taking a shit as like a 10 year old.

>>81649690
wonder where she's at now. she was getting into cyberspace. that one anon's on Twitter. Helper's on the bokkles. everyone is at rock bottom.

implanting eva6 with a doll chip

>>81649698
same. one 'yes', one 'no'.

it only fair.

evalyn6

never had a friend

>>81649721
only just got the name of the He-Man baddie

tbf, that's fucking stupid

>>81649719
now thats democracy

>>81649637
>Black and red again

Phwoaaaaar didn't even notice de lid.

>>81649739
the reporter lady looks like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals.

>>81649750
>the reporter lady
Imagine not immediately recognising Naga Munchetty. Are you even British?

Post-400 anxiety really hitting me right now. New thread immediately please.

>>81649265
Got any with tiny girlcocks?

>>81649760
sounds like a racist name, that.

>>81649760
NTA, but I personally cannot even remember the last time I watched the news. What are you fucking ninety years old or something mate?

Economic collapse coming in 2026. Oh aye x

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06/28/prepare-economic-collapse-2026-financial-crisis-inevitab/

>>81649760
no one gave a shit about her until she got accused of being a dommy mommy

despicable joke in the 90s version of Little Rascals where Alfafa's hair flick is the result of sexual arousal.

as a child, i thought it was boyish fun. as an adult i think it's sick.

i just READ the news, including BBC News, unless there's specifically some live happening.

wouldn't even occur to me to watch BBC Breakfast, on a morning. don't even watch broadcast television in general.

https://youtu.be/fZKyFRPPX2Q

today feels like shit

>>81649779
doom and gloom is all you have helper. makes you feel better about that shit life of yours lol

>>81649800
I legit only used to when I was in fucking school and had breakfast made by the parents and just slapped some shit on the telly.

Hope the BBC dies so I dont have to pay this stupid fucking licence to be pushed propaganda that claims to be neutral.

>>81649775
I'm 32 lad

>>81649801
are those cannabis cigarettes in the corner?

@britfeelmong, mind passing this on to @YoutubeSupport?

This used to be Tehran in 1976. Feel old yet?

>>81649631
>lN AND AROUND THE LAKE
>MOUNTAINS COME OUT OF THE SKY

>>81649854
>>81649854
>>81649854
>>81649854
come one come all new thread

>>81649852
chumba lags

>>81649818
for me it's when everyone was on a "flat earth is bad" kick (yeah it's a stupid conspiracy theory, but there are loads)

someone at the BBC said if they were debating the Flat Earth theory, they'd get a Flat Earth believer on for balance. which to me is just utterly sensible. people went on like it was ridiculous, TOO neutral, i suppose?

(like the BBC in principle, me.)

I have a three month free subscription with the Torygraph. Oh aye news on for free x