Thread 81649095 - /r9k/ [Archived: 674 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:36:23 PM No.81649095
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Describe your ideal date.

I'd like to take a girl on a night drive. Or to the carnival. And maybe on a walk in the woods too.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:37:19 PM No.81649110
>>81649095 (OP)
>Describe your ideal date.
we go to the local bdsm dungeon and she whips my moid butt
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:39:59 PM No.81649138
>>81649095 (OP)
we hang out at home, having ice cream while i pat her head
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:41:28 PM No.81649156
We go to a restaurant, I listen to her problems, I am able to make her laugh a bit, she clearly feels comfortable, she proposes doing something else

We walk around while planning whatever it is she want to do, it's a beautiful day outside, we both laugh at something funny we see out there

The date ends, she initiates contact because I am too much of a pussy, gives me my first kiss, says she is looking forward for the next time
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:43:38 PM No.81649175
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>>81649095 (OP)
>smoke weed
>watch anime
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:47:43 PM No.81649209
>>81649095 (OP)
I wanna do drugs with her & make a MFing new super mario bros wii ROMHACK with her
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:53:24 PM No.81649274
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>>81649095 (OP)
My dream date
>meet someone through uni or online
>meet them outside after a stressful exam
>take a bus or metro to the calm rich ish side of my city, sitting besides each other
>find a calm spot, talk with them for hours
>head to the cinema next
>outside grab them something to eat
>spend the rest of the evening until dusk with them
>take them back to their house, get asked to stay because it's empty
>have so much passionate sex we both pass out
>shower together, sleep, make breakfast in the morning then head back home until our next date or visit
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:57:57 PM No.81649324
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>>81649274
Alternatively just gaming or watching a movie at home or hiking or going to a concert or playing instrument together if we both have outside world fatigue
Obviously it's just a fantasy im too mentally ill on top being scary looking for that to ever manifest
https://youtu.be/2Kt8HP1VEPU
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:58:05 PM No.81649325
We go shopping. We yap while shopping. We then stay indoors and cook some shit we got together on the shopping run, then we eat it out of the fucking pan like slobs together while watching anime or a movie. Also, I dick her down *really* fucking good at some point and we take a nice bath or a shower together with like some bath bombs or lush soaps or whatever and sorta just pamper each other. That way we're all /comfy/ for when we just pass out together. Also we smoke weed and dance like idiots in the kitchen when we cook the shit.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:04:59 PM No.81649392
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We watch Eraserhead, and she stays.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:06:16 PM No.81649408
>>81649095 (OP)
Long walk on the beach and anal. And muted
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:07:13 PM No.81649422
>>81649095 (OP)
We play video games for 6 hours straight. Sadly real gamers dont exist anymore.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:07:32 PM No.81649427
>>81649274
>Them
>Them
>Them
>Them
>They
Ok bud
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:08:12 PM No.81649435
>>81649427
I am bi-sexual
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:09:34 PM No.81649447
>>81649156
Jesus Christ, you do sound like a fucking pussy.
Add I show up give you a wet willy and pull your pants down in front of your date.
Everyone laughs at you.
She loses any interest in you and you die alone.
I like that story better.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:18:59 PM No.81649527
>>81649095 (OP)
>meet up near her house or at a train station or something
>drive to a city
>walk around for a bit, maybe eat something at a small coffee shop
>visit a history museum or something, several hours talking and looking at stuff
>maybe hold hands
>buy something for dinner and decide to end the day
>accomany her to her home
>she initiates a hug and I get a kiss on the cheek at the doorstep
>smile like a retard and go home myself.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:19:20 PM No.81649530
We explore abandoned buildings in the middle of nowhere, eat raw meat, and have sex
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:21:22 PM No.81649550
>>81649447
Sex in the first date is for porn addicted losers
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:43:40 PM No.81649792
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>>81649095 (OP)
It's the sunset or the early dark, and beside me, possibly arm-in-arm, is a woman slightly older than myself. We're dressed nicely, though not terribly so. We're alking along some sort of nicely lit footpath/shopfronts area at the seaside in a Mediterranean city like Marseille or Sevastopol or Naples. We have a dinner reserved at a nice but unknown place in an hour from now, and we've got time to kill.

So we walk and talk, go windowshopping (because I'm a poorfag and can't afford to buy anything for her,) I make her laugh a few times, we're both too autistic to do anything more than that. We talk about everything from the metaphysics and philosophies of Tolkien to some random shit we saw on the internet that made us laugh. Five minutes until D-Day, as we're about to walk into the place, she stops, tries to express something but can't because she's as socially retarded as I am. Stops, pulls me by my tie down to her height and kisses me, leaving a mark (hopefully) before we get in.

We get drinks and I light up a cigarette (I don't drink or smoke, but the aesthetics are great) as I listen to her start to talk about whatever vidya she's played recently or book she's read or ttrpgs she's in while I reciprocate. Appetizer arrives, and she's not eating, or at least not very much. I get some on a fork and gently feed it to her until it's finished, can't let her self-consciousness and potential disorder get in the way of her enjoying herself. Same ordeal continues through dinner, we split the bill and eventually leave (with me paying for drinks or any additional expenses outside of meals.)

We walk back to either of our places, it doesn't matter, maybe get her icecream on the moonlit walk back if a place is still open and if she wants it. When we get back, undress into our underclothes and watch Howl's Moving Castle while she straddles me in a non-sexual way.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:44:44 PM No.81649807
>>81649550
Its not about fucking someone on the first date. I agree thats trashy. But the way you talk makes you sound like youd cry if I raised my voice at you. Weak, overly emotional men annoy me.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:46:24 PM No.81649834
>>81649095 (OP)
We sit in the dark and look at each other.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:47:09 PM No.81649841
>>81649792
forgot to mention that we maybe listen to shitty emotional loser trashrock like some of The Cardigans tracks I have constantly on repeat but I don't really know
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:47:52 PM No.81649851
>>81649807
>Weak, overly emotional men annoy me.
He says as he has an overly emotional outburst over an anonymous strangers ideal date post.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:51:47 PM No.81649904
>>81649851
Weak and overly emotional, and faggotony. Dont try to twist things for your non argument. You activate my prey drive. I want to bully you to toughen you up.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:56:27 PM No.81649960
>>81649904
Not who you're slapfighting, but if you actually had the ability to bully somebody in real life you wouldn't be on /r9k/ projecting your unresolved childhood and highschool lives on to others you retard
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:58:31 PM No.81649989
>>81649960
I will admit though, your first post about giving anon a wet willy and pantsing him was hilarious
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:09:29 AM No.81650256
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probably like going for a walk thru the park or the woods. maybe, if we had the time, it would be nice to plan a proper hike somewhere nice. picking up some snacks first or getting a bite to eat afterwards before going back to his place. putting on something to watch but really it's just an excuse so we can cuddle up on his sofa or bed. tucking ourselves beneath a blanket, his arms around me and mine around him. we'd both be tired and fall asleep embraced by one another. in the morning we'd sleep in late and stay in bed together until we couldn't anymore.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:15:10 AM No.81650281
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>>81649095 (OP)
I OFFER HER A ROMANTIC CANDLELIGHT PICNIC IN THE EVENING

I SHOW UP 5 MINUTES LATE WEARING NOTHING BUT A GOALIE MASK AND A LOINCLOTH

I BLUDGEON HER AND STEAL HER WALLET, POSSIBLY CUT HER LOWER LEG OFF DEPENDING ON HOW HUNGRY I AM, AND THEN I GO TO CHIPOTLE
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:35:20 AM No.81650420
>>81649095 (OP)
Bunch of drugs.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:06:29 AM No.81650675
>>81649807
You dream with lowering my pants, I would only get disgusted at your homosexuality.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:16:29 AM No.81650764
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Ending up like picrel in her room. My ideal is very hard to live up to as you can see
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:35:03 AM No.81650888
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>>81649095 (OP)
take her to look at the skyline of the city and talk
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:35:44 AM No.81650892
>>81649095 (OP)
Walk up a mountain then down to the lake at night.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:36:48 AM No.81650899
>>81649095 (OP)
If you are not fucking in the first date you are coping hard
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:38:34 AM No.81650914
i watch a movie with them and i ask them stupid silly questions during the movie
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:39:34 AM No.81650923
>>81650914
what if im not paying attention to the movie?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:41:07 AM No.81650934
>>81650923
hmmm, well my stupid silly questions would be dependent on the film. for example if we were watching the the fly (1986) i would ask them if they would still love me if i turned into the fly monster
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:42:08 AM No.81650940
>>81650934
so i guess they have to be paying at least a little attention to the film. if not we should just do something else instead like taking a walk
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:46:10 AM No.81650966
>>81650934
HAHAHA the classic "what if i turned into..." questions
anyway, taking a walk sounds nice too, would it be a 10 min walk or an 1 hour walk?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:52:57 AM No.81651008
>>81650966
probably a 1 hour walk unless its completely shite weather
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:55:42 AM No.81651024
>>81651008
ok but i cant walk for an hour without food, what are we eating??
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:49 AM No.81651038
>>81650256
Kys faggot lol
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:21:22 AM No.81651188
>>81649960
Is there something about being a bully that stops you from also being an incel, shit for brains?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:25:23 AM No.81651216
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>>81649095 (OP)
Getting absolutely shitfaced and watching oldschool gmod/sfm animations til dawn
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:32:21 AM No.81651267
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>>81649095 (OP)
Not as a first date, but...
Go to a reniassance fair, dress up together and come up with characters and then roleplay out a budding romance between the characters with little scenes in the fair. Then in the evening we do mushrooms and watch the sunset with some friends and look at the stars while we cuddle. And finally we end with in-character roleplay sex.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:35:14 AM No.81651285
I want to take a cute boy to an amusement park and ride all thje roller coasters together
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:51:58 AM No.81651441
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>>81649095 (OP)
We hang out in my room, I premade cookies just for the date and the peanut butter ice cream, I show off my jojifuku wardrobe, we game together for a bit, play a bit of Kirby or Mario Wonder, then we eat edibles, have peanut butter ice cream (as long as he doesn't have peanut allergies), have wild, passionate sex and then cuddle afterwards as he pampers me with compliments and snuggling, that would be heaven for a silly puppyboy like me :3
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:53:36 AM No.81651453
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>>81649095 (OP)
Watch her favorite braindance with her and share our deepest dreams and feelings and aspirations

>>81651285
Omg I really want to do this I've only gone to an amusement park once in my life that was a long time ago in Korea though and I was kinda young and a coward so I wasn't brave enough to go on the most interesting ones :( but I think I'm ready now and if I go with someone special...it would be an unforgettable experience
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:55:54 AM No.81651478
>>81650281
are you thai
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:02:56 AM No.81651538
holy shit i wish i had a boyfriend
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:04:59 AM No.81651558
>>81651538
what are your bf standards anon?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:12:30 AM No.81651625
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>>81649095 (OP)
we go racing on the touge in our own cars, switch cars a couple of times, and stop in an all nite cafe afterwards to talk /o/tistic shit at each other or whatever
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:13:41 AM No.81651639
>>81651538
Which dates do you like?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:26:32 AM No.81651751
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>>81651558
>>81651639
this >>81650256 was my post but honestly a lot of the ideas here are cool and comfy.
4 year hrt trannoid thats only ever been on 1 date with a guy :>
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:27:45 AM No.81651758
>>81649095 (OP)
>Describe your ideal date.
Bring her back to my place, feed her a home cooked meal, fuck her for the rest of the night.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:10:05 AM No.81652097
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>cuddle with her while she plays all my favourite JRPGs
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:14:57 AM No.81652119
>>81649095 (OP)
I've never been on a date so I don't know how it actually is but my ideal date would be showing each other a cool hidden spot in our city