>one (1) chance at life
>homosexual
I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING DEGENERATE

billions of girls like the exact same things sexually as you. it's not wrong

>>81651830 (OP)
stop whining and rail my pink boy hole

>>81651830 (OP)
u wanna b my bf anon?

>>81651830 (OP)
>degenerate
you're only a degenerate if you make being gay your entire identity/personality and feel like rubbing it in everyone's faces
just be Captain Holt from Brooklyn 9-9

>>81651830 (OP)
If I can go without fucking a vagina then you can certainly go without fucking a butthole.

>>81651835
Yeah but they're girls. It's fine when they do it.

>>81651839
You are going to Hell.

>>81651842
No.

>>81651870
Homosexuality is degeneracy because it doesn't create viable offspring. If universal it would lead to the end of the human race. It's a deviant sexual aberration rooted in selfish hedonism that can lead only to disease. It is absolutely something to be ashamed of and I am ashamed of it.

>>81651897
I'm sworn to celibacy anyway, I just wish the desire was gone.

>>81651905
oh, you're one of THOSE gays...
the only cure for you guys is total seclusion from the outside world, sorry :/

>>81651905
>It's fine when they do it.
explain why rationally without bringing up religion

>>81651905
there is no proof that hell exists, so you don't know that
much more likely i go to the void :D

>>81651905
You're a good person
>>81651924
You're a faggot

>>81651830 (OP)
Why don't you just get conversion therapy? It's scientifically proven to work its Pavlovian conditioning what are you afraid of a bit of pain and growth or something?

>>81651830 (OP)
anon you are based and i believe you will overcome ur urges and be a good man

>>81651905
>no.
come on mane you know you want it

>>81651934
dude, the straights wont want him since he's gay
the faggots DON'T want him since he's a self-hating gay
and since Christians are like 1/4th of the world, and most folks don't like Christians - both the Christians AND non-Christians will hate him!

OP's a lost cause!

>>81651963
i want him hes probably a qt

>>81651963
counterpoint: i like him

>>81652011
OP hates your guts and will probably kill you after you've fucked

>>81651830 (OP)
Not natural. You were probably touched as a kid by a faggot and you blacked it out of your memory.

>>81651930
Women can create children by having sex with men. Men cannot.

>>81651932
There is a Hell and you're headed there unless you change your ways.

>>81651934
Not until I shed my deviancy.

>>81651935
Conversion therapy has been made obscenely difficult to find where I am. I would absolutely undergo it if I could but I'm not even sure where to look. Most of the time when I ask for spiritual help they just pray for me and try to convince me that homosexuality is actually fine with God.

>>81651945
I hope so too. :)

>>81651947
It's not about what I want. It's about what's right. I could eat nothing but ice cream for the rest of my life if I wanted to, but then I'd develop type 2 diabetes. I could have sex with men if I wanted to, but then I'd contract HIV. We are diseased. Homosexuality is a disease. Giving into our diseases would benefit neither of us and would in fact work against our interests.

>>81652032
>There is a Hell
you can't even prove that to yourself let alone me
cry harder self-hating faggot

>>81652030
You could be right. I have no way to disprove it. The worst part is there's no one to sue. No one particular person I can place any blame on. Idk

>>81652035
I don't hate myself at all. I hate my diseases but the fact that I want to free myself of it proves that I love myself more than you do.
The afterlife has been proven to exist, there are many books about it. Pretty much all research on neurochemistry confirms this. All of the events described in the Bible are historically verified. Do you have any idea how hard it would be to fake something like the entire Bible? You're playing with eternal fire by continuing to submit to your flesh.

>>81652032
99% of the time people have sex they don't create children, they have sex for pleasure and to satisfy the sex drive.

you can still have sex to make children as a homosexual, and then have as much recreational sex as everyone else

>>81652071
suuuuuuuuure, so what i'm hearing is you're a schizo narcissist with delusions of grandeur and think you're some kind of enlightened prophet. fun

what neurochemistry book confirms the afterlife?

>>81652083
>what neurochemistry book
Fuck off back to Faggit.com

>>81652091
that's what i thought

admit yourself to a mental hospital lul

>>81652035
>>81652071
>>81652083
>>81652091
>>81652100
based anon fighting off /r9k/ lust demons

>>81651905
you are one of the few self aware homosexuals
it is not a good quality to have, but don't let the fact you have it ruin your life
there are many ways to pursue happiness without degeneracy. i believe in you anon
godspeed

>>81651830 (OP)
you can psy-op yourself into being straight romantically but you'd have to not interact with men at all, and even then your cock will only yearn for men.
I still reccomend you date modern women and see what you're (NOT) missing out on.

>>81652072
>99% of the time people have sex they don't create children, they have sex for pleasure and to satisfy the sex drive.
That is also immoral. Sex is for the creation of children. Anything more is perversion.
>you can still have sex to make children as a homosexual,
Of course, I just wish I weren't a homosexual.
>and then have as much recreational sex as everyone else
No.

>>81652083
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it. You can research the topic on your own but you won't because you refuse to give even a tiny bit of credence to the concept on a fundamental level, regardless of how true it is.
You'll treat it as if it's not true because you really, really don't want it to be. If you wanted to know more about it, you'd learn in your own. Google is free.

>>81652131
so you made it all up. got it
"research it yourself" is what people say when they have zero sources. name one neurochemistry paper confirming the afterlife. go on. just one

>>81652145
>>81652100
>>81652083
>>81652035
Hey kike it doesn't fucking matter if there's an afterlife or not he just doesn't want to be a faggot
You disproving an afterlife will not magically make him want to fuck men

>>81652169
you're calling the wrong person a kike, retard
and i don't care about him being a faggot, i just want to see if i can convince a schizo to have an actual thought process

>>81652169
>attracted to men
>doesnt want to fuck men
its just cognitive dissonance - OP's just using religion as a coping mechanism and a moral foothold to justify himself

>>81652123
It's so hard to not let it ruin your life. The preoccupation with male intimacy creates so much stress and grief.

>>81652124
I've tried pushing myself to date girls but the relationships have always failed. I haven't given up on that though.

>>81652145
I'm not conducting research for you because it's just a rhetorical trap. It's pointless. You'll never accept anything I give you even if I gave you anything. You're not here to learn or understand, only to argue. I'm not falling into that trap.
Also this >>81652169.

>>81652184
i'm extremely well studied on neuroscience/neurochemistry, dumb schizo. i wanted to see what pseudo garbage you would refer me to, but you aren't even confident enough in your conviction to do so
womp womp

>>81652032
>Conversion therapy has been made obscenely difficult to find where I am. I would absolutely undergo it if I could but I'm not even sure where to look.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_conversion_therapy

Try Poland
Probably like $3k for the round tip its cheap af so I imagine maybe $2k for the expenses and maybe $10k in total idk just guessing but for $15k you could get cured of homosexuality

>>81652180
There are different kinds of desire. We are not apes
>>You want to eat food, but you are already overweight.

>>81652179
You're not even trying to convince me of anything. Your goal is to waste my time until I give up because you'll claim that as a victory. I see right through you.

>>81652180
It's not even exclusively about religion. The homosexual lifestyle is just a materially worse one even in ways that don't involve spirituality at all. Homosexuals live worse lives in almost all areas specifically because of their homosexuality. I don't want that for myself, or for anyone. It's pointless suffering.

>>81652196
>i'm extremely well studied on neuroscience/neurochemistry
LAAAAAAAAAAARP

>>81651905
Nigga I am going to speak the truth. Forget what you thought about muh degeneracy (you literally use this website and are exposed to degeneracy probably eight to ten hours a day). No, seriously. You either accept you're gay, or you suffer your entire life because it can never change

You have my pity

>>81652196
Of course you are. I'm sure you're also an astronaut and a fighter pilot and a medical doctor on the weekends.

>>81652205
Poland it is then. Thanks, anon.

>>81651830 (OP)
You can be gay and not degen but it requires special amounts of conventionally unattractive + mentally ill to pull off
Monogamous gays are 1/1000000

>>81652032
>There is a Hell and you're headed there unless you change your ways.
Let me remind you that you are a faggot who cannot change that about himself. Can't, won't, and never will :^)

You can stop fighting it or keep believing you're going to get coal from Santa in the afterlife because you're just gay :/

>>81652206
OP keeps saying he wants kids
newsflash: he can still have them
being gay =/= you stop making sperm cells

guy just has to power through it and get a gf, and then entrap her in a loveless marriage

>>81652219
Sexuality can absolutely change. It's all just a matter of establishment, reinforcement and atrophy of neural pathways. Even the LGBT community have a dedicated letter in the ever-increasing alphabet soup they've been brewing for it. Abrosexuality.
The psyche is flexible. The brain is malleable. People can change. It may be difficult, but it can happen.

>>81652212
and now you're projecting... i can only conclude that this thread is either a larp/bid for attention, or you're genuinely down the rabbit hole of self-loathing but a part of you knows you're just coping so you refuse to engage any actual substantial discourse
either way we're going in circles and i'm bored so bye

>>81652213
>>81652224
not everyone is a dumbass with no meaningful pursuits like you :)

>>81652240
>xe leaves so xis larp doesnt get exposed

>>81652224
Not that anon but be sure to treat yourself to a Kolaczki while you're down there. It's a kind of cookie filled with jam and dusted with powdered sugar.

>>81652239
Enjoy grinding your ENTIRE life to change something that never, ever will change. You'll relapse, you'll be clean for a year, and then BAM, balls deep in some bussy, devestating your love ones, driving YOU to the brink of ending it. Why? Because deep, deep in your soul, Anon, you CRAVE cock. You want it in your body, however that looks. I promise, you're going to see a vagina once IRL and lose all will to procreate . That will never ever change. It's a switch that's flipped and once it's lipped it doesn't go back down.

I want you to remember this conversation when you're in your darkest moments, fighting against an imaginary voice in your head that tells you god doesn't like you or something like that:

>You're doing this to yourself
>You can make it stop any time

For me I'm going to keep chasing foids. Enjoy boyhole, anon. Or enjoy being insanely miserable and pretending you don't want it. It's your choice.

>>81652263
demonic demoralization that should strengthen op's resolve even further

>>81652212
>Homosexuals live worse lives in almost all areas specifically because of their homosexuality.
...anon where the fuck do you live? are we on the same planet even?

>>81652268
I hope it does. If he wants to torture himself his entire life that's entirely on him and I no longer feel sympathy or pity.

>>81652225
Homosexuality is inherently degenerate in the same way that all squares are categorically a form of rectangle. It's not about how many people you sleep with. It's about who you sleep with and why.

>>81652235
I don't just want kids. I want a nuclear family. I want to have biological kids with a wife I love and am attracted to, I want a simple and traditional life. Not through some grotesque biological cheat like artificial insemination or something like that. Children deserve a male and female parent.

>>81652240
Sorry your concern-trolling rhetorical trap door failed, anon. You'll get em next time. Yeah bye.

>>81652278
>gay chud
kek
lmao even

i feel like if you were old enough to vote back then, you'd have voted Trump

>>81652278
Have you ever asked yourself "why" you want those things? Is that how you prove to yourself you made it? Is that what your parents have?
Nigga be living an inauthentic life, OBSESSED with trying to recreate the me mes on the chans or the bland security of his parents relationship

You once more have my pity

>>81652283
Still sure he'd have voted Trump now?

>one chance at life
>want to fuck but not a total degen
it could be worse

>>81652260
Added to my to-do list.

>>81652263
>>81652275
I'm not reading all that. I'm not driving into degeneracy and that's that. You can't convince me otherwise. It's not up for debate.

>>81652274
Offering programs that attempt to correct sexual orientation have been illegal in the US for years now. Merely studying methods for altering sexuality in humans is also illegal. It's draconian.

>>81652300
I don't have to convince you of anything anon :) this only ends in one way anyway.
I'm trying to show you a way out, but something about leading a horse to water?

>>81652300
>I'm not driving into degeneracy and that's that. You can't convince me otherwise. It's not up for debate.
Then stop using 4chan you actual fucking retard?

>>81652278
You poor little soul, enjoy living as someone you're not until it snaps back on your face.
I honestly have my doubts you're gay and not just a confused prison bisexual, unless you're actually underage and still dont know what you're into

like i said before, OP's a lost cause :/

>>81652290
I want that life for myself because it's the objectively better life, and it's not unreasonable to want to better your own life.
Homosexuals are more likely to abuse substances. Homosexuals are more likely to commit suicide. Homosexuals are more likely to engage in and experience domestic violence and abuse. Homosexuals are more likely to struggle financially. Homosexuals are vastly more likely to contract STDs and HIV. Homosexuals are more likely to have other neurological disorders like autism and ADHD. Homosexual relationships are statistically more likely to fail. The quality and satisfaction of homosexual relationships are worse. Homosexuals are more likely to engage in adultery. The homosexual man is more likely to exhibit signs of sexual trauma like hypersexuality and sexual dysfunction even if he hasn't experienced any sexual abuse that he knows of. The average homosexual man racks up over a thousand sexual partners over the course of a lifetime; for the average heterosexual man, it's around 7. I could go on forever. There is ample evidence that homosexuality is disorder, or at least a sign of disorder, and I do not want that for myself.

>>81652322
Poor bastard is torturing himself. I've seen this exact thing play out with a college friend. He was a voluntarily putting himself in conversion therapy (legal at the time) to "fight his homosexual urges."

Literally eight years later and he's still fighting that fight, now with more health problems and unearthed trauma. The really, really really sad part about all this is that the solution is right in front of these people but they're so convinced they have to be one way or another that they'd rather live a short, intensely unpleasant life, than a long gay one (lol)

>>81652322
He's not it's just a phase and he's seeking validation from the first available ressource aka people who literally want him dead or see him as an anomaly since he sees no other choice between that and being a parading naked kind of faggot
This is why sitting down with your kids and explaining touchy matters to thel is important so that they dont end up in these loopholes

>itt: faggots that really want op to have gay sex for some reason
hmmmmmmmm

>>81652336
>homosexuals do this
>homosexuals do that
So? You're clearly pretending to be a rational man, right? Just... don't? Why should I care what gays do nigga? I just don't. And neither should you. But you absolutely do, and it's fucking eating you alive lmao.

And the best part, my proof?
>You're a HUGE faggot and do none of those things
You are proof of the solution, lil man :)

>>81652336
You can be homosexual and not be or do these le bad things (which are mostly false) ;3
The ball is in your court now, you're the guardian of your own prison

>>81652283
I voted for Trump in 2016 but never again. I haven't voted since then.

>>81652306
You're trying to convince me to derail my entire life. You think it's so cool and based to corrupt people but actually it's horrifying and disgusting. You are a soulless sociopath and for that reason I don't value any of the things that you say. I'm not voluntarily poisoning myself with your ideas.

>>81652309
I already don't socialize much. This is one of the last few forms of social interaction I regularly get. I don't want to use any other website because I don't want to give out my personal information. As degenerate as this place is, it's all I have. I will fix that later.

>>81652322
YOU are lost. YOU have submitted yourself to sin and degeneracy and are trying as hard as you can to drag as many others down with you as Lucifer did when cast from Paradise. And the only reason you are upset is because I'm strong enough to resist your pull.

>>81652382
It's just words on a website :) I don't force you to sweat over precum oozing cocks. That's all your biology and psychology. I'm heckling you because of this experience>>81652338 I had. It's like watching history repeat itself.

Truly though, it's sad that you feel this way. You're in for a very miserable rest of your life. How much gay porn do you have stashed and when will that qtpatootie waifu you dreamt of find it? Honestly, kek. That's it man. Kek. The keys are in your hand to get out and you're giving them back to the guards.

>>81652382
Bro just dont get fucked in the ass why do you need a boarding military camp for that

>>81651835
It is wrong if you're a male though. Males are not supposed to be attracted to other males, they're supposed to be attracted to females. Obviously it's the reverse for females. The standards are simply not the same across the board. It's not equal and will never be. I don't care how hard you push your reality-denying leftist ideologies. Homosexuality is a degeneracy. Penises evolved for vaginas. Vaginas evolved for penises. These are simple facts. It is not healthy to put your penis inside the anus of another man. It is for you to put it inside the vagina of a woman though.

>>81652338
>>81652341
you guys are good souls for trying to help OP
i think i'm just gonna let him rot away for the rest of his life :)

>>81652424
Yeah I'm about to dip. Retard has no idea what he's up against. Probably 19, very confused, and wanting so badly to fit in. Poor bastard.

>>81652398
>>81652424
>>81652338
samefag because again this faggot really wants op to have gay sex. very interesting

>>81652428
He's not 19 i had everything sorted out by 18 after being a turbo chud who wanted other gays dead before, he's much younger. Most people get into their edgy neo nazi or communist or tradcath phase quite young or quite old
His ideation of a gay person is stereotypes that get shunned but instead of turning his self hate to be a "model gay person" and stick to dating one (1) person that shares his mindset he'll sperg out for a while then settle down hopefully unharmed
There's still odds you're having back and forths with a troll, or that he's not even really gay just retarded

>>81652435
we dont want OP to have gay sex, we just want him to accept that he likes men and it's not the end of the fucking world

>>81651830 (OP)
nothing wrong with being a homosexual. why do you think they have menus at restaurants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3UnP1QFTWw

>>81652338
My homosexuality tortures me. I'm not torturing myself, I'm trying to rid myself of the thing that tortures me. How many times am I going to have to explain this to you people?

>>81652341
It's not a phase. I have hated my sexuality since I was like 8. I couldn't care less about people who want me dead; I just want to be normal.

>>81652349
It's 4chan. You have to expect it.

>>81652353
I am very close to suicide actually. I drink a lot. I struggle financially. The quality of my relationships are worse. I'm quite positive I'm neurodivergent in some way. I haven't had thousands of sexual partners but the rest of it pretty much describes me to a tee.
This is not a functional way to live. It's highly disruptive. I don't want this for myself. Of course theoretically you COULD "simply not" but I think if you zoom out for a second and look at the bigger picture, it's clear that homosexuality is generally a significant point of weakness.

>>81652358
There are studies that verify those claims. The gay life is a worse one.

>>81652398
Words carry meaning and form ideas that inform action. You're trying to convince me to give into my homosexuality and in doing so are trying to convince me to harm myself.

>>81652415
For the same reasons junkies need rehab. Behavior modification is difficult and requires assistance.

>>81652424
This isn't help. This is highly destructive.

>>81652428
>>81652449
I'm 27.

time to cover it up

>>81652480
Then fuck a woman bro idk

>>81652480
Why don't you find women attractive? They literally are gorgeous beings. How do you avoid being attracted to them as a man? How does that even make sense?

Alright I'm out. Lad is a lost cause.

>>81652480
Last (You) from me nigga.
>1) GET. HELP.
If you are close to suicidal, this is your sign to talk to a therapist or someone trusted. I know exactly what you mean by being close, and I'm telling you this out of caution.

>2) Consider that denying your sexuality for so long makes a person miserable
It's almost like everyone here is trying to tell you the same thing hmm...

>3) I take back the mean shit I said.
You seem like a person that is in extreme distress right now over mental health problems. Believe me, I have been there. Not the being gay bit, but the other stuff.

Whatever it's worth, I hope you find help, or peace, or both.

>>81651830 (OP)
you can be gay and still be a normal person. you probably cross gay people on the street all the time who are average, normal people and their sexuality wouldnt even cross your mind. the problem just comes from the chronically online gay people

>>81652524
You can't be a normal gay. That's an oxymoron. Being gay is extremely abnormal. It is simply not natural or correct for men to like other men or women to like other women. You can't reproduce with them. Your genitalia is not designed for them. Your genitalia specifically evolved for the genitalia of the opposite sex.

>>81652535
My dick is literally ENGINEERED for cute cockstarved twinks
It fits all of their holes perfectly the same way it fits women

>>81652554
thought you said you was out homie, we waiting

>>81652472
>nothing wrong with being a homosexual
Except for the havoc homosexuality wreaks on the body and mind.

>>81652481
Two steps ahead of you.

>>81652500
I have, I just wish I enjoyed it.

>>81652517
I'm not sure. I'm capable of recognizing their innate beauty but it just doesn't make me personally feel anything. I see it, it's nice, I want to want it, but I don't want it.

>>81652522
Thank you, please fuck off now.

>>81652524
>you can be gay and still be a normal person
Definitionally, no, you cannot. Being gay is not normal.

>>81652562
You're not talking to one person, stop deluding yourself

>>81652568
Then fuck another woman

>>81652568
>Except for the havoc homosexuality wreaks on the body and mind.
what havoc? op is going to have far more havoc trying to convince himself he is not homosexual. it's absolutely retarded to convince yourself of that. it's like trying to convince yourself you don't have autism or schizophrenia. you can't will yourself out of it. it's 2025 mate. don't alan turing yourself.

>>81652568
>but I don't want it.
I will never understand that, I'm sorry but I won't. I can't even fathom the idea of not liking women. Then again I can't fathom the idea of liking men. I'm repulsed by my own sex. But shit when I see a beautiful women all I want to do is mate press them and grope their gorgeous body parts.

>>81652598
I'm not trying to convince myself I'm not gay, I'm trying to stop being gay. Two different things. Also
>its [current year]
I'm so fucking sick of hearing this. All it does is remind me of how far social standards and norms have fallen.

>>81652602
Interesting, for me I can definitely understand how a woman would be attractive, like the abstract logic of it checks out in my brain, but the car just isn't starting. I can also absolutely understand why one would find gay sex repulsive, on a conceptual level I do too, but on an instinctual level I guess I'm still driven toward the repulsive.

>>81652639
>im trying to stop being gay
you literally can't. that was my point. there is no magic pill that will make you attracted to women. there is no magic ""therapy"" that will make you attracted to women. if you still can't understand this, then I'm done and good luck looking at this in 30 or so years-if you even get there, because of how much self-loathing you have-and realize how much you regret trying to repress yourself.

>>81651830 (OP)
I'm sure you'll get a second chance at life in hell. What would a fagoid like you do in heaven anyway?

>>81652656
>you literally can'
Says Dr. Twitterfaggot M.D.

Leave him the fuck alone already you grooming queermos.

>>81652639
>like the abstract logic of it checks out in my brain, but the car just isn't starting.
How? FUCKING HOW!? Look at how fucking voluptuous and hot this is! LOOK AT IT! FUCKING HELL ALL I WANT TO DO IS NUT IN HER! All the right places in my brain are activated when I see this. It comes naturally and I can't help it. My dick just automatically goes hard. But when I see another man, for me, it's either no response at all, or complete and total repulsion. Male body parts actually make me feel disgusted. Men are... ick! All hairy and shit and no curves or anything voluptuous and to hold onto. Just a square basically. Women are divinely beautiful though.

Addition: you will want more
Addition: now you know

>>81652693
OP only loves the most voluptuous darkest BBCs there is (so does that woman btw)

>>81652693
I'm straight, but this woman doesn't really attract me. Her fat tits make who overstimulating to look at.

>>81652656
>you literally can't
I don't buy this though. The brain is flexible. You can build and lose habits and thought patterns however you like. Everything about a person is modifiable. I don't believe there's anything about a person's brain that is set in stone. Everything that causes problems can and should be corrected. I don't see a reason to give up trying.

>>81652665
I'm not going to Hell. I don't engage in homosexuality. I repent all the time. You only go to Hell if you give in to sin.

>>81652693
She's beautiful, but the closest I can come to being attracted to her is acknowledging that she's pretty. In the same way that the closest you can come to being gay is looking at another man and acknowledging thy at he's good-looking. I can't go any further than that. At least not yet, I'm still working on it.

>>81652753
alright well fair enough, i wish you good luck in your endeavours

>>81652717
Different tastes can exist. Obviously I don't find every woman alive attractive (though I would honestly say I find most women attractive). Still though. Women just ARE attractive in the most general sense.

>>81652693
im straight but shes not really that hot for me she looks very porny like the mcdonalds of women

>>81652753
If repenting matters, then why can't you just have gay sex anyway? Thinking about gay sex is basically a sin anyway.

>>81652778
>If repenting matters, then why can't you just have gay sex anyway?
For the same reason you can't keep deliberately stepping on someone's foot and apologizing for it afterwards. They may forgive you if it was accidental, but you do need to try in earnest to not offend.
>Thinking about gay sex is basically a sin anyway
Which is why I (a) try not to and (b) repent when I do.

>>81652770
And everyone loves a cheeky Maccas sometimes. Same with these slags. Don't be a faggot, she could probably get more pussy than you ever will hope to.

>>81652839
>Don't be a faggot
Easier said than done.

>>81651830 (OP)
Begin a 5'3 brown sea monkey with a tiny cock is way worse, anon

>>81653629
How? I'd easily lose a foot of height in exchange of heterosexuality.

>about to settle in and jerk off to some wildly, weirdly degenerate stuff
>thing of myself as a pretty normal person in most other aspects of my life
like, people ask me to babysit their cats when they leave for a week or two. they just...give me the keys to their entire house. and i get to lay down and play with their cats. its pretty great. but holy shit just giving some guy across the street the keys to your house and saying "hey just go in". do you have any idea the weird shit i look at when the sun goes down? of course not, or you wouldnt just give me the keys to your house

>>81653897
out of the kettle, into the frying pan. short boys are basically destined to be bottoms, my man. and with a tiny cock? the short mini skirts are basically amazoning themselves to his doorstep as we speak

>>81654302
I don't even want to know. Please find Christ.