Thread 81651865

The night we met edition

Last:>>81634181

I'll delete mine I guess

nice weather to hit the beach innit

Cut my cock into pieces

I was gonna post this as the OP
Since when is there a timer to posting threads

>>81651852
Okay but you owe me sex everyday of the week.

>>81651886
Do you want dibs on the next one or maybe I could delete this idc

Finger sucking would be no sooner than a 5th date for me, am I being prudish?

>>81651912
How many dates would we have to go on for you to let me chew your toenails?

'mouche boyfeet on the 'log

>>81651895
No need to waste a good thread
You did good nonny
>>81651912
Reasonable terms

>>81651883
YOUCH!

>>81651890
was actually banking on that :>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE BF WHERE BF WHERE BF

I AM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW
OF MY RETARDATION

>>81651912
Part of the fun is flirting a boy and getting him so infatuated with you that you get him to do all the fun nasties sooner than his prudish nature wanted.

>>81651946
it's a tough life, being dumb

>>81651939
>WHERE BF
Right here if you were less of a pussy.

So at what number dates/relationship length would you the various lewd things?

>>81651959
IT IS AND I WILL NEVER ESCAPE IT

>>81651965
first millisecond of him arriving he violates my hole and puts a ring on my finger and if he doesn't i KILL him

post muscular guys

>>81651964
it won't work... we're too far away...
i'm assuming most of you guys here are Americans or Europeans, i'm in fucking Asia - and not the good part, more like the ghetto part
think Thailand, Vietnam, Phillipines, etc.

>>81651967
I think it'd be funny if I started at my fbf while he was on the toilet.

>>81651984
I stole one of your own as my boywife
How does it feel knowing that imperialism is still alive and well?

I was with my bf at an event with audience participation and he "volunteered" me (ushered me forward) to take part. I tried making jokes but they fell flat. Then later when my bf participated everyone was charmed and laughing. On the one hand I felt endearment toward him that he can charm strangers and on the other I felt slightly bitter that I'm not able to be as charming as he is.

>>81651984
damn bro you may as well be on mars. you one of those polynesians? you guys got cool tiki huts

>>81651998
i say good for him <3
i may type like a bottom bitch (and act like one) but i'm a top
i just like to cuddle...

>>81652007
i feel you man. i'm the autist social void in my relationship, and you just got to appreciate your strengths and be grateful your bf is able to cover some of your weaknesses. you're probably doing the same for him in some way that i'm sure he appreciates

>>81651865 (OP)
Posting my PSA here aswell >>81650726
Wash under your foreskin, there's a beautiful delicate tip under there.

>all these bfhavers itt
the r9gay has fallen

>>81652053
>foreskin
AMERICAN WEBSITE

Bunnymutt did you suck any toes yet?

I'm American and I have a foreskin.

>>81652062
Sorry that your country is such a shit place to live that it is standard to get mutilated at birth, but some people have 100% of their humanity.

>>81651956
That's not fun that's manipulative and not bfcoded
>>81651965
What dates? Bf is just a friend you had for a while and who slowly started becoming more than a friend.

Once
Lots of kissing mostly

come to the pride parade tomorrow and touch my foreskin ;)

>>81652085
>that's manipulative
all is fair in love and war

>>81652084
call me the dark soul then with how many boys i've made take my hollow DICK

chat what would you do if it turned out your bf had ugly feet?

Saturday night, has everybody gone masturbating or something

>/r9gay/
>is just /gay/
doubt theres actually any true robots left

>>81653084
i am but i'm not gay

>>81653084
i used to be a robot but then i had sex and got married

>bishit detected
>opinion disregarded
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door

>>81653060
>>81653084
im trying to sleep

I've met a boy who was really nice to me for like 3 weeks but I started hating him and pushing him away for no real reason so he stopped feeling things for me, I think I've never loved anyone without feeling obsessed at first and then starting to hating them.
why? why am I like this guys?

>>81653528
>2am
you've failed

>>81653607
>avoidant personality
you're deeply broken and you never got the love you deserved as a kid
i'd tell you to try therapy but i'm not that evil

>>81653632
it's funny because I had that love from my dad but not from my mother (a bpd with some personality issues...) and I've tried therapy but that shit doesn't work for me...

>>81652061
I still feel like an r9ker at heart. I only met my bf on 8ch*n and we're both weirdo channers. I didn't have any experience prior, nobody looked at me or flirted with me. I don't feel much kin with the gays here who go on multiple dates with different people and hookups.

>>81653825
>gay guy with mommy issues
oh... OH!

>>81653895
is that a normal thing? I really don't know, I'm very clueless because of social isolation....

>>81653927
i asked the toaster
do you feel like pic related?

>>81653941
kinda, I stopped caring about people leaving me tho, I make them leave so I'm always right when I say they're gonna leave me because of my fault.
I think I'll never have a normal relationship and I'm ok with it but at the same time I want someone to hug me and kiss me....

You guys ever sit down and watch something with cute boys because you're tired and exhausted?

i am interested in gayness merely because the odds of finding a woman seem so low to me

>>81654492
what's the benefit? just treat your bf like a pretty princess. guess you can't knock him up thougj

>>81655034
Why are you trying to convert a prisongay scum undeserving of happiness and incapable of providing it to you?
>>81653607
BPD and you know it. You don't deserve anything.

why does my room smell like cum

>>81655126
i do it because i'm bored, like most things and chats

>he wears glasses
>he wears multi-colored socks
hnnnnnnnng

Soup for breakfast is so good because I'm not really hungry in the morning and need something light before breakfast. Should drink more liquid regardless.

>he is from bosnia
OwO

>>81655034
I mean femboys are a pretty viable option as an alternative for women

>>81655167
so is that what gay men are to you? An alternative? Your plan B?
This is why biscum isn't welcome here

>>81655140
nonny!!!!!1! what have you been up to lately? does your schoolwork impact you greatly? is this thread in particular been acting straightly? or maybe they were all prisongays innately?

A paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar

I'm exhausted and my head hurts. I was gonna go gym but my grampa wants me to build him a shed so I guess I'm doing that instead.

>>81655162
dont think anyone's ever OwO'ed at Bosnia, anon

>>81655311
Do you still work with paranoid schizophrenics at your job?

>too old to turn my life around
>too young to give up

>send pic to twink
>"this is what you look like when you tie your hair up"
>"FUCK YOU!"
remember to bully your local twink

good morning my pure virgin brethers

>>81656130
It's never too late anon!! :D
Also hiii goodmorning every1

>>81654133
i only watch things because people on the internet make me

>>81656148
https://youtu.be/lL2ZwXj1tXM

>>81656145
>pure
Very debatable how pure coomers here are
>virgin
The brave. The few. Overrun by intruders.

>>81656082
Nah I quit 6 months ago
I should really find a new job but don't feel like it

>>81656226
What was your last job anon? :0

i need a cute femboy to tell me they love me. i feel so lonely

>>81656248
I assume an irl femboy, goodluck anon ^^ Are you american?

>>81656194
keep reminding them anon; they can still be saved

>>81656268
naw not even just the voice would be fine
im yuropean also

>>81656243
I escaped a mental asylum and started working as a paper pusher there undetected
>>81656248
huebot beat this anon up

>>81656313
I'm also european but I'll soothe you to bed anon :3
>>81656330
Lol okay, what's a paper pusher?

>>81656226
Should've stole story fortune when you had the chance. You will be poor at this rate.

somehow i get a few pokey grains in my computer blanket that i never take out of my room

what was bunnymutts motherboard before coming to this thread?

>>81656248
I'm not cute or a femboy and I don't love you, but, uh... hope you get better anon

I used to love summer when I was a kid. I loved being free from school and travel to the north to avoid the heat heat. For a decade and a half now, or even longer, summer is my least favorite season. Instead of being the time to rest it became the time to work. Instead of staying inside I had to work in the sun and sweat like a pig while ruining my skin with tan. And I felt so isolated. Because I was. Away from everyone, away from my computer and had nothing to do but work and suffer. I hate summer.

>>81656344
Secretary basically
>>81656345
I invested in Euro arms companies with my last two pay checks
I'm coastin for now
He should have taken my offer to be financial manager of the story estate, Rheinmetall is up 200%
>>81656352
/bant/ /cm/ /vg/

>>81656447
Do you post on cm? I thought it's just to post/steal pics

>>81656414
you should buy one of those lightweight sleeved shirts to protect yourself from the tan, but i agree summer lasts way too long

Saw a few people mentioning me in the last thread anyone care to explain the cause of this sudden uptick?

>>81656477
everyone wants to be you or be inside you

It's too fucking hot summer should be abolished
I'm moving to fucking Norway I can't take this shit anymore

>>81656477
You will always be .png to me

>>81656477
we were laughing about the time we all decided to ignore your posts

3ds chopped his pp off and transitioned lmao

I'm going to fall in love with a jaguar and get mauled to death

>>81656474
Sometimes in the Omori threads
>>81656477
You're attracting attention sorry

any balkan anons here?

i'm not (as) gay, can you rate this guy's cock?

>>81656560
>>81656560

>>81656584
>fat
>ungroomed
>angle of photo makes it impossible to determine size
at least he's uncircumcised at least but what are we doing here man

fat people are gross

>>81656344
>I'll soothe you to bed anon :3
would you really anon? how do i know you're not a fat ugly man behind the screen

mom wanted to vacation in croatia but i told her its all german nudists now

Reminder meow3.0 is underageb&

>I want that. I want you to be saved but the only way for that to happen is for you to save yourself and I know that.
I know he is right

>>81656481
I wouldn't wanna be me... It's not easy..
>>81656481
Thanks anon, I'm not 100% sure why it switched, maybe because I use a different browser now?
>>81656501
You mean like 80% of the time? I'm used to it.
>>81656501
I don't mind it, I am just surprised I am remembered.

yes yes you're so well known and popular and everyone loves you
get a tripcode, it would be more honest

>>81656603
>how do i know you're not a fat ugly man behind the screen
nta you don't, thats the fun part

>>81656330
what are you doing here randal anon hmm?

>>81656603
Looking through the pics I've posted on desuarchive maybe??

>>81656603
You don't :p
>>81656643
??

I have officially run out of passion and things to look forward too. I think it's time to die.

>>81656679
https://voca.ro/12WeqWg3smFJ

>>81656643
i havent been here a lot so i dont know
>>81656637
>>81656672
i mean i think i can tell from the voice alone if someone is fat or not

>>81656695
I've uploaded some vocaroos you can find on desuarchive too

>>81656638
First horseman of the apocalypse

>>81656503
going to those lqbt centers was a bad idea after all hmmm

>>81656634
Last time I was consistently posting everyone hated me so I don't think that's true :(.

>>81656723
I want to go to mine but it's a 45 minute bike ride and I can't drive :(

>>81656747
Just search up 3ds' adventures there and you'll be glad not to go

>>81656757
Who's 3d?

>>81656629
it was just a joke we didnt mean to give you a complex ;; sorry... but now thats over i could close a few dozen percents

thank you for calling me a dirty little spic
originmo

>>81656757
I just want friends I have no idea where to meet people

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78246426/#q78246504
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78391973/#q78399844
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78391973/#q78399870

Never forget the definitely illegal prep pyramid scheme they setup and had 3ds participate in

I am right about literally everything

crazy to think ive lived so many years and only had friends for 3.5 of them

>>81656817
It's also illegal to sell or give prescription meds to those without a prescription. The owners risk going to prison for a long ass time.

>>81656817
God that's nuts, hopefully though it means there's less hiv going around

>>81656843
It's going to end up going to children without paternal approval.

>>81656817
i said a few days ago these type of things were likely to be a pyramid scheme. thanks for letting me know im always right

>>81656874
If I don't look out for r9gay nobody will

>>81656860
kids aren't taking prep anon

>>81656817
>>81656874
do you not know what a pyramid scheme is?

>>81657039
whats prep?

they got prep ads on every damn city bus near me telling straight people to take it because "you never know"

i mean you never know the long term effects of taking a newly developed medication either but anyway...doesnt surprise me that young folks are abstaining from sex more & more when every damn billboard is screaming AIDS AIDS AIDS at them.

relatedly its really disgusting how many ads for frightful disease treatments you have to see if you watch tv or listen to the radio. it really explains why everyone in this country is so on edge all the time. its officially reached dystopian now that half the ads are for junk food and half the ads are for ozempic injections. no other developed country allows this retarded number of constant scary pill ads.

>W4MGRY

>>81657039
teenagers might be, I don't see who else they'd give it too unless just poor adult gays who couldn't afford it.

burn your local synagogue

>>81657052
no. tell me all about it

>>81657100
we dont have one in my town

>>81657175
trvthnvke inbound

>>81657071
Pre exposure prophylaxis

small dom top x tall subby bottom

>>81657098
Would you rather teenagers got hiv?

>>81657109
A pyramid scheme would be something like "bring 3 new patients to the clinic and earn a reward". It's a self propagating scheme.

>>81657084
>newly developed
The FDA approved it in 2013.
>adds for prep
Very hard to believe that. Where do you live? You're mixing up prep and pep anyway.
Prep is something you take after you have unprotected sex, analogous to the plan B pill. You're confusing it with pep.

Good we baited hue into returning, time to behead his nigger ass and post it to /gif/

need a 2nd opinion, gincels

>>81657299
>>81657299

wish fat people would stop asking us to look at their cocks

>>81657314
come on, pretty please? with a cherry on top?

>>81657310
it's not loading for me

im not saying i want there to be more and stronger hiv, but it wouldnt devastate me if there was

i'm saying i want there to be more and stronger hiv

>>81657331
>>81657339
what the fuck is wrong with you?

captcha: nhsyn

>>81657331
>>81657339
bitter virgins want more children to die from hiv. Yes there's 1,5 million children with the disease and they didn't catch it by hooking up.

>>81657357
And they're all brown like you yawn don't care

>>81657355
The virus evolved alongside mammals through millions of years, tinfoil hat. Felines, rodents, and primates all have their specific strands of the cd4 immunodeficiency virus.

>>81657365
it's posts like this that reminds us you deserve everything bad that happened to you at the army and worse.

>>81657371
>he doesn't know
fwiw

>>81657378
Meow's not based enough to make posts like mine plus he's dead
Guess again broom raped macaco

hue is not brown, did you miss his big white cock last night?

he stole it from a b thread

>>81657396
you deserve all the pain and loneliness you struggle with. The fact that you will never know love or romance is a great comfort.

>>81657412
I posted it on /b/ dumbass

>brown children deserve to die from aids
most empathetic incel

>thread gets non-comfy
>suddenly feel sleept
time for a nap :>

>>81655126
>prisongay scum undeserving of happiness and incapable of providing it to you?
what does that mean and why does it apply to me? why don't i deserve happiness?

>>81654492
Please, don't hurt innocent gay men that did nothing but yearn for love because women won't fuck you.
Go back to your own kind, I'm not gonna say it twice

r9gay needs a freikorps methinks

>>81657292
i live in america which allows advertisements for prep and other drugs basically everywhere. i said that in my post, goofball. they are advertising prep to straight women directly with ads that try to make them paranoid. they are on every damn bus. i see them with my eyes. there are also a ton for ozempic with gross images of needles going into fat bellies. i will not be conversing with you further this fine day.

>>81657717
look i'm just wondering and i will gladly take explanations given civilly. why does it have to be so harsh

r9gay should play l4d2 with me
If we get enough we can do versus

>>81657775
i'm pretty good at horde games

>>81657775
I'm pretty bad at horde games but I'm down

Would you like to have kids? Do you think having kids is a 'good' thing? Good for the kids, good for society, good for you personally? Like, is life actually unironically a blessing and a gift?

I've been anti-natalist for a long time and I'm starting to rethink whether I might just be biased from my own bad childhood and parents.

fucking shooters...ger a gun in real life and spaz out with that dumbass. shit is nauseating from the spinning, repetitive as sin, and so retarded to watch someone play.

Two boys can't make a baby retard

>>81657883
Maybe, but I am too mentally and physically ill to ever want to pass on my genes with a clean conscience.

>>81657883
your kid is going to be worse than satanic with two dads

>>81657911
what if i get them a super AI robot nanny tutor to teach them beethoven and vivaldi before they can walk

>raising a baby with ai
the only thing that robot is gonna teach your kid is to love corporate america and suck up to billionaires.

all i can think about is my mistake in assuming there is only two dads

me, my fbf, and our breeding sow

>>81657956
its more that you cant teach those things well without enforcing a lot of rules and giving criticism honestly which ai isnt allowed to do (or is just too nice for)

young kids want to do what their parents are doing and if the parents are scrolling all day thats what theyll do, it doesnt matter how much an ai is beeping at them.

>his bf isn't his breeding sow
cringe

>>81657762
And why can't you take a harsher explanation? it's not complicated.
If you weren't gay to begin with, you won't magically become gay later on, If you could pick and choose your sexuality on a whim, no one would willingly be gay in the middle east.
If I tried dating a woman, I'd end in hurt since I wouldn't love her nor want to fuck her.
That's how it's going to end with the man you try to date as a heterosexual guy, You'll hurt another human being that has thoughts, dreams and delicate feelings all because YOU wanted to try dating men despite knowing you're not attracted to them in any way.

>>81656761
Someone who used to post here
>>81656779
Funniest thing that came out of these threads

>>81657883
Not biological ones since this world is unironically getting worse, but I would raise adopted ones since it's not adding human beings to this world, it's simply nurturing the ones already here.
I'd take a son over a daughter though, girls need female role models and I can't provide that.

that feelio when you will never connect with your soulmate perhaps you never even had one at all

>>81658156
>you won't magically become gay later on
isn't that possible? isn't bisexuality a thing, and can it not be discovered later in life? or is bisexuality different from what you describe (middle east example)

>>81657775
Its been a while since someone posted this. I thought it was a good idea then and I think it's a good idea now. I only play with friends tho.

>>81658239
Based onion

I hate everyone and everything. Time for my daily run.

sniffing anon after his run

>>81658381
nta but have you ever sniffed a guy's man musk enough times that you could instantly recognize his scent anywhere he was?

>>81658352
imagine doing night runs instead of morning runs this guy probably loves bugs LMAO

hello /r9gay/ today i found out that when some people go peepee, their pee splits in two

>>81658509
forked piss every time? not just when the pee hole sticks

I'm driving an all chrome maybach

>>81658528
i'm driving a chevy cruze

>>81658522
wonder if its more common in uncut guys
i'm cut and i've never had that before

>>81658509
only two? i think ive had a five before

>>81658509
I have that sometimes when my foreskin doesn't go back to how it was normally after sex/masturbation.
It's why I never pee standing unless I do it in a sink because then I have to desperately do damage control and then wipe piss off the floor and toilet seat.

Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothin but pack a of Newports and a fifth of Henny
I really do this shit

>>81658550
what the hell, man?

>>81658571
>foreskin
maybe my theory was right

For me sometimes a bit of lint with briefly block the peehole and cause a split. Annoying when that happens because 9/10 times one stream will miss the toilet.

>>81658589
>maybe my theory was right
It makes sense since jewish men have their dickholes exposed.

My pee splits so I usually sit down to pee.

Kinda want BW Megatron also

I have horrible aim and my spray is more shotgun than rifle so I should sit but I just can't help feeling unmasculine doing that so I stand.

i only sit to pee when i dont want people to hear me

Brush your teef r9gay

>>81658754
i just drank a carbonated water with grapefruit

I used to always stand to pee but because I have too much foreskin 80% of the time it would split and go everywhere, I would still do it because my dad shamed us for not being manly enough. Now that I've accepted myself and have been in chastity for a while I always sit and it's a much nicer time.

>>81658747
If you want to pee ninja mode to aim for the side of the bowl, sitting means it lands in the water and makes the tinkle noise.

>>81657911
research shows that children raised by 2 gay parents do fairly well and sometimes even better than their peers raised in straight families.
In fact, the most detrimental factors regarding raising children seems to be poverty and single parenthood.

>>81658827
idk that doesnt happen when i do it

(((research)))

researching things is jewish now? huh?

>>81658738
>>81658789
I never understood why guys give each other shit for sitting when peeing, it's so fucking stupid like let me guess it's unmasculine to shit while sitting too and I should stand over the toilet aswell for that?
I chalk it up to normies getting ultra-offended and being weird about pointless non-issues like hats indoors or elbows on the table.

first books the nazis burned were tranny surgery manuals and gay studies

>>81658866
it is when the results aren't what they wanted it to be. If the studies showed the opposite then they'd cite them from here to the moon and back.

>>81658874
telling, isn't it?

>>81658870
I think you're right, I once got a beating for whispering in someone's ear because "that's something girls do"

>>research papers that disagree with me are not valid
yes?

imagine being gay and wanting gay parents to fail. the level of self hatred.

>>81658888
I think you have some daddy issues and that's why you're locking up your cock anon
I'm no expert thoughbeit

>>81658870
No one ever called me names, in public I will always use a urinal because they're so big you can't miss. At home I feel less of a man (and as gay I already don't feel very manly to be begin with) if I sit; it is 100% due to upbringing vs anything else.

>>81658921
>I feel less of a man
immature.

>>81658853
anybody can get good grade and go to work. we are concerned about the kids spiritual and mental outlook

>>81658912
I've gotten over a lot of them, but honestly locking myself up was only possible after I stopped being so cut up about it all. He wasn't a bad father, just a father like anyone else's

>>81658931
I realize this but it's ingrained into my being. Blame growing up in the rural midwest.

>>81658936
>anybody can get good grade
children raised in dysfunctional or abusive families are less likely to do so.

>trains your grok on 10,000 hours of surveillance camera footage of black people hitting white people and fighting with police
>tesla securitybots read your skin color from your body language even if you're 100% covered head to toe and engage brutal mode

guys! I think he's right! maybe they would be better off growing up in an orphanage instead of with two parents!

>research show niggers ruin society
whoops better throw this one in the bin

>>81658963
There are no orphanages anymore at least in the US. There is only foster care with individual families.

>>81658936
>mental outlook
the research papers actually dive into it.
>spiritual
If your religion deems anything that comes from gay parents is satanic, thats a game rigged from the start, no?
By the same logic the spirits of children raised in religions different from yours are also in jeopardy. That makes up for billions of them.

>>81658931
I wouldn't call it immature it's just something that was instilled in that anon.
My mom used to freak the fuck out over the slightest mistakes I made, and as a result I wind up tweaking the fuck out aswell when I make a small mess, I remember after a bit that it's a non-issue that can be taken care of easily, but back then it meant getting shouted at and getting told over and over how much of a nuisance on that household I am.

>>81658963
well what if it was a gay orphanage hmm

>>81658966
blasts you with my less-lethal sound cannons causing permanent hearing damage until you comply or move away

>when you're in a family trauma competition against an r9gayer
O.o

i equip ear plugs and sound dampening headphones i bring everywhere anyway for my autism

>>81658978
>can't get over the prejudices that were instilled in your childhood.
Imagine using that as an excuse for staying single forever because gay love makes you feel less of a man? Immature.

hue loves to victim blame doesn't he folks

>>81659002
Taking it up the ass is fine but sitting to pee is going too far. I know it's weird but that's just how it is.

I don't think anybody in my family knows I'm gay, but I think they would rather me be an independent adult with a boyfriend than the pathetic basement dwelling loser that I am.

>>81658997
>when you're in a family trauma competition against a 9gagger
O.o

>>81658952
do you feel less of a man when you kiss another man?

mom thinks im going to get a gf any moment now

you all need to get your juices flowing somehow cause i dont think they are yet. or anymore. no one even seems horny. ppl react to guys i post but no one else posts guys. it feels like a sinkhole and i dont want to be sucked in. theres a point where you just cant take seeing something even if you care about people. idk. i started coming here cause ppl were horny and the other places i was on became all troon agreeing and that kind of kills being like rawly sexual cause...whats up with that. but so does all the pp problem talk. shower...and put on clean clothes afterward...every day...it helps with a lot...

using my repurposed satellite dish i reflect the sound waves (victim blaming) back on you, rendering me immune and forcing you to either disable the device or abandon it (i still target you with the reflected sound beam even if you try to escape)

hornyposters were genocided in the great r9gay civil war

>>81659071
>>81659094
hornies OUT
longing for a loving bf to grow old together with IN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmJpAllgsw
Worshipping za monolith with my fbf

i throw the weighted bolas from my adidas fanny pack, wrapping your feet and making you stumble when u try to excape from me

>>81659071
and what if i dont want to be horny?

>>81659108
I want to grow old with my fbf but I also want him to let me eat his cum sometimes I think that's fair
There is an equilibrium to be reached

There is a wholesomeness to wanting never ending sex with your fbf, but only if you've each saved yourself for the other.

YEAH BITCH TAKE IT RIGHT IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE FAGGOT HOLE

>>81659050
poor lady. won't you tell her?

>>81659231
i say this and do this orig

>>81659071
I am horny too I just don't post about it cos my brand of horniness is degenerate and weird.

>>81659228
you're just idealizing virginity. If you waste your 20s being a virgin sex won't feel special since you're dead inside from so much loneliness and deprivation.

masculine gays scare me

>>81659276
what, why? we are the best. t's the incel gays that scare me. The ones who would burn our rights away just so they could see whores suffer

>>81659235
no. maybe if i was an only child i would feel bad, but im not

>>81659071
I'm not really gay desu, I just vibe better with homosexuals. Whenever I think about gay sex, I feel like it's immoral and let's say for instance that I shove my weiner in some man's asshole, it's jsut causing damage to his asshole and rectum and unless he's some gigacoomer (unhealthy mentality), he's not getting off on it. I feel horny, really often, but like what's the point when the pleasure only lasts so long and I can't enjoy it for hours on end without suffering from erectile dysfunction or something? Sex just feels like such a waste of time.

The rest of the world can burn as long as I can get my fellow virgin bf. I don't care about about anyone else, just that I get mine.

>>81659334
>I'm not really gay

>>81659335
>virgin bf
youll get nothing, boy

My step-fathaw started laughing at me for nearly fainting while doing laundry, I hadn't eaten anything in 14 hours. Was he justified?

sex won't feel special once you've had a broom up your arse either i bet

>>81659356
Gay would imply that I am sexually attracted to men, I am not because I can't. I stopped having sexual feelings a long time ago from refraining for so long.

>>81659372
Are you planning to get fucked up the ass later that you're not eating anything?

>>81659376
>if I repress these feeling really hard, I won't be gay anymore
me at 13

Everything is sex sex sex with you mongrels

>>81659402
No sir. I am a khhv gay incel.

>>81659418
your gay transformer folder is to blame

why do brazilians hate robots so much jeez

>>81659334
>Whenever I think about gay sex, I feel like it's immoral
ruined by religion

>>81659412
You're not going to listen because you're an aggressive tard. I literally cannot get erections anymore. I cannot feel sexual feelings anymore, I have problems with my sexual reproductive system. When you don't have sex, or mastturbate, all of these things atrophy. When you don't do it as long as I have (8 years), the shit dies.

>>81659372
Hypoglycemia? You might have the beetus brad, you should be able to go 14 hours without eating and not faint.

the land of the cursed
imagine a town of only fucking faggots
be shit everywhere fucking inbreds

>>81659415
Right back at you since every thread on r9k is about some virgin loser crying about how he will shoot up his school because he got rejected by the preppy cheerleader way above his league.

>>81659465
I wouldn't know
I don't lurk r9k outside our gay homo ethnostate

>>81659446
>erectile dysfunction from 8 years of repression
You're still gay though. That part of you hasn't changed no matter how deeply repressed you are.

>>81659441
I wonder if this was fap material back then.

I think I'm gay. I have an urge to beat up smaller guys especially those aggressive little gymcel manlets. IDK why other then I'm queer I guess. Anyone else like this?

>>81659372
I think if my stepdad laughed at me I would cry.

>>81659460
Is that so? I should go to the doctor and ask about that sometime. Need bf to inject me with insulin.

In all seriousness I just think my body is in horrible working shape.

>>81659437
hoarding homoerotic pictures is a coping mechanism for dealing with celibacy. Deleting them is rehab.

>>81659494
I don't think they needed to fap, they could just have sex.

>>81659494
God some lonely gay incel in ancient Greece, some slave who has to work for some hot chiseled spartan warrior and secretly jerks it to pottery made of his deeds in war, I wish I could save him

>>81659523
not enough tacos

>>81659536
I don't even like mexican or spicy food saar

>>81659528
sex obsessed freakoid

>>81659544
you are literally posting pictrues of robots having sex, I don't think you can talk

>hue can't tell me and brad apart
Time is a flat circle

>>81659335
same. ive never cared about the happenings in this world and none if it has anything to do with me so i never will. im nearly over the idea of meeting someone though

>>81659446
>If I don't mastrubate for years I won't be gay anymore
you really thought this was going to work, didn't you

I had a massive calzone for lunch 2 hours ago, why am I hungry again? What happened?
Which one of you faggots reached up my ass and stole my lunch when I wasn't looking?

kek, I thought forcing myself to jerk off to straight porn would make me straight, my logic was a bit flawed though since I wound up just whacking it to the guy in the video.

>>81659478
>>81659569
Again I wouldn't really say I'm gay, because gay = sex

>>81659593
>>81659603
download grindr and get pozzed asap

>>81659593
when I was younger the only porn I really liked was anal and I didn't like seeing vag unless there was a nice big cock in it.

>>81659593
I did that too when I was 12. I tried jerking to straight porn so much.
We are often unware of how much damage years of repression during our formative days can do to us

>>81659610
About a year ahead of you making that reply, sans the aids.

>>81659071
Suffer retard. This is not /trash/. This is not your erp zone. Fuck off.

>>81659603
>gay = sex
In the mind of the sexually repressed incel, only.
Gay = attracted to the same gender, which you will never stop being. That's why you still vibe with homosexuals even after all those years. You simply belong.

>>81659603
The sexually repressed gay in denial won't say he's gay
shocking

>>81659653
I'm >>81659494
Now I'm really curious what historical goon art is like.

>>81659610
pozzed? Anon there's prep for that.

Gay spa day

>>81659593
i'm so glad you are born to type this out to us
gay people are such a treasure such a devolved race of man

Night runs are so peak. Empty stadium. Running alone with no one around, feeling like last man on earth. Liberating.

>>81659675
Hue and his brother

I recently got femboy clothes in hopes to get my crush to like me more. doubt he will tho he's just so perfect

need to get paid neetbux so i can buy my fucking wax kit with the melty hard wax

>>81659712
I'm going to take my gat and shoot and murder homosexuals that I gay bait on grindr

Let's revive this thread using this artifact!!

leg is bothering me tonight, guess I had a couple good days so I was due.

When my BF tries to fight with me at home, I pin him to the ground. He's skinny & short europoor so it's not hard. I say nothing the entire time. First he screams his head off, he threatens to call the police/etc, then he cries. After a period of being quiet he suddenly wants to make love. You'd think he'd hate this relationship, but we've been together since 2020.

>>81660905
why do you two initially fight? is it sexy foreplay?

>>81659749
>feeling like last man on earth
that is comfy but you cant enjoy thar feel while running

>>81660905
>When my BF tries to fight with me at home, I pin him to the ground.
What about when you're in public?

If cartoon-like emoting was possible I'd be having heart pupils right about now, horny drawing is peak human experience.

>>81660926
> is it sexy foreplay
No. He's bipolar/BPD so It's usually over something dumb (like one time he insisted we don't eat oatmeal and threw all my oatmeal away) I legitimately think he's shit testing me because he'll suddenly get this rude and snide obnoxious tone. But he's not a girl so IDK why he's does it.
>What about when you're in public?
I just slap him. I like to imagine myself as Daniel Plainview LOL. And (I'm just being real) people don't care if men are abused unfortunately, as I've only had the cops called on my twice and nothing happened. Look I'm not some sociopath but I've found this is the best way to deal with BPDs.

>>81661146
This is the only reason I want to learn to draw

>>81661236
>I just slap him
Wow you're a piece of shit. I hope you go to jail.

>>81660905
>>81661236
you just described my now 6 year long relationship with my bpd boyfriend nearly to a t. except, instead of getting physical, i keep his snide and passive aggressive antics in check by picking him apart emotionally when he does it. i'm sure both of our relationships sound abusive and fucked to anyone else, but it's literally the only way to keep people with bpd in check. they also lowkey enjoy the "abuse" because people with bpd tend to be masochistic as a way to deal with shame and emptiness. we always end up having sex after fights too

I might be an incel but thank fuck I don't have to deal with a bpdemon bf. Sounds horrible to have to deal with.

>>81661256
Do it right now and take your best crack at conjuring up the sexiest male you can think of, fuck proportions just use the coomer part of your brain for it.

Yeah I'm leaving the bpd fellas to you guys, I ain't dealing with that shit I'll either cry or attempt to kick his ass (and fail because I weigh 130 pounds.)

>>81661317
>keep his snide and passive aggressive antics in check by picking him apart emotionally when he does it
Where do all these pos abusers get BFs and noe me who would actually cherish and love them?

>>81661464
The world is extremely fucking [unfair]
You can be the best person possible, yet all you'll get is the [OPPORTUNITY!!] to whore yourself out and get ((afflicted)) with HIV [not good]

>>81661464
You don't want a bpd bf, they are nightmare and will pick fights and be catty and mean for no reason at all. I'd take a narcissist bf over a bpd one in a heartbeat.

>>81661464
>waaah abusers wah wah waaah
you would not last even a week dating somebody with bpd. i understand you're just ignorant though so i don't hold your retarded comment against you and wish you luck in finding a bf

>>81651865 (OP)
wish stds and aids didnt exist

Kimi Raikkonen Meow

Fucking SHIT I feel like I have to throw up so bad. I fucking HATE taking my medication I HATE IT. I KNOW IT'S THAT STUPID PILL'S FAULT. I'm gonna KILL my fucking doctor.

>>81661317
>they also lowkey enjoy the "abuse" because people with bpd tend to be masochistic as a way to deal with shame and emptiness. we always end up having sex after fights too
Exactly. They like it. My BF is free to leave anytime he wants, but he never does.

The sling I got won't fit my new ar :( The loops on the rifle are too thick and I can't get it fastened.

Well that was a waste, now I have to decide on dealing with returning it to amazon or just taking the 10 bucks L and trying to find one that will fit.

>>81661568
I'm sorry to hear that :(
maybe you could trade it in at your local gun store

>>81661409
I gave up I keep thinking I'm going to suddenly be good at drawing and then I try it and remember I have retard hands.

>>81661633
the sling? It was a just cheap ass one I bought on amazon, not sure they'd even take it and likely not worth the drive. They did have some there in the store but I never looked at them, I bet they were overpriced anyway.

I don't think I can be happy when earking a 9-5. I don't think I can be happy working at all. It's a miserable existance but don't see a viable alternative for me.

>>81661655
yeah fair, good luck on your next one, hope returning it won't be too much trouble.

>>81661464
You really think you can just "cherish" a BPDemon and that will fix them?
LOL LMAO
Let me give a little taste of what it's like:
Imagine they're mad at you (maybe they don't want you talking to straight friend) so they throw you PS5 outside in the rain. And if it gets really ugly they might mail pictures of your nudes to every single relative you have and your boss.

>>81661668
Same. I'm miserable and tired at my day job and I just fall asleep without having the energy to work on skills that might get me a job I actually want. Life is suffering.

Attention everyone!
I just had a very painful and unsatisfying poop.
That is all.

>>81661915
Was it burning or painful in some other way?

>>81662094
It was burning but also my stomach hurt like it was about to explode even though I couldn't get anything out. My body is just lying to me at this point.

>>81661915
Yeah taco bell can do that.

>>81660936
I just did, so yeah you can
>>81661682
Yeah it just eats away at your free time and things you actually want to do but as you said it saps your energy so even when you are free you can't really enjoy things. It really controls your whole day. That is no way to live.

>>81662126
It was actually a calzone and my retard medication, plus a protein shake

>>81661464
Why do they come here to talk about it is the rel question

>>81662149
I'm such a fucking alcoholic that drinking makes my stomach feel better
I hope I die soon

>>81662141
>>81661668
rather kill myself than work behind a desk. What degree even saves you from that? Marine biology? Archeology and anthropology? What college do I need to go to to not be stuck behind a desk?

every 3 or so months i get a spurt of unbelievable horniness. in the midst of it atm, doomscrolling the apps all day, having to jerk off 4 times per day to not fuck some random etc. this is torture.

Guarantee you dumb zoomers would be begging for a nice air conditioned cubical after 1 day of working an outdoor job since all of them are hard as fuck like construction, logging etc

>>81662319
I work in a kitchen next to a 200 degree steam machine all day, fuck you. I get jock itch like 3 times a week.

>>81662336
And you'd rather do that than sit at a desk? Sounds like an IQ issue to me, food industry people are the dumbest retards around after all.

>>81662347
Yeah, I am retarded. Too retarded to get a desk job, I'm working there out of necessity.

>>81662257
You just need a man to take care of you and give you a reason to live.

>>81662355
I don't deserve any man that would be kind and sweet enough to take care of me.

i'm not rich enough to go to college :( the lender's still mad from the first time i never paid my debts :((

>>81662374
You could go to a cheap state college. I paid for college working as a dishwasher, got a worthless degree I'm never gonna use, and I'm debt free :)

I'm going to quit my job and neetmaxx soon until my savings start running out. I'm at my limit of waging. It's draining my soul.

>>81662394
God that's tempting. I did that while living with my dad (he thought I was attending online college). Worst time of my life, I was drinking every day and constantly fantasizing about suicide. Still easier than working.

>lavenderanon is not only ugly but dumb too
Dumbest and ugliest man alive?

>>81662441
Honestly I should contact Guinness world records, or at the very least Ripley's Believe it or Not. I'm a remarkable failure of a human.

>>81662355
You niggers say this until it's drugs other than alcohol.

>>81662472
I think alcohol is awful and bad, but to be fair most normal people can drink alcohol without getting addicted. I may drink every day, but I do want to stop, and I'm hoping I can get help soon. Harder drugs, on the other hand, are so intensely captivating that I don't even want to quit them.

Meanwhile I hate booze and I can't even imagine doing any drugs, even weed.

sober now but kinda miss it desu ne

>>81662611
I miss the days when I had never tried drugs, everyone around me was getting high and I just didn't understand it. College broke me.

ban them all jannythan

Took a nap, where did the sun go...

>>81662451
Is it a coincidence two of the ugliest, most repulsive humans in the whole world are both from ohiao?

I wonder what's the weather like in bosnia right now

>>81662822
I mean I'm technically not from here, I was born in New York, I just had to move here for dumb reasons.

r9gay was at war with Bosnia
r9gay had always been at war with Bosnia

Not all Ohioans are as repulsive and ugly as me though.

I want a conservative virgin r9gay bf who is curious about extreme things like getting fisted.

bdsm bf

I wish I had a bf to spoil with dumb little gifts and such all the time.

>i do not wish to be horny anymore
i yearn for a cute and loving bf

My bf came into the office after silently brushing his teeth and demanded I go to bed and refuses to think he said it in a horrible tone and now took all the beer bottles from the mini fridge and put them next to this bed and if I say ANYTHING about his behaviour he says I just want more booze and refuses to believe anything I say AND shits on me

Oh and there's some autistic cunt downstairs listening to all our shouting and squabbling. I love my life.

Your bf sounds based as fuck sorry

I fucking LOVE having no traction in any avenue of logic or argument in my life and just having to appease these cunts and when it eventually catches up to me and I implode of course I'm just a horrible fucking nasty demonic cunt.

And then he wonders why I'm not some cherubic uwu fucking anime girl twat who just exists to kneel at his feet and hug them and ask "Masterrr what's wong?'

He can't be that bad since you're still with him

>>81663128
He thinks if I drink anymore I'm somehow going to puke on my own vomit and die, allegedly. I think he just doesn't want me drinking anymore because 2 months ago I puked on the lounger thing in the office and he thinks I'll do that again.

I can't believe he fucking bought the beer bottles out of the mini fridge next to his side of the bed. He doesn't trust me at fucking all.

He cares more about the stupid lounger thing than me but would never admit it

Yaaaaay now I have the choice of lying in bed next to him who's fucking soundly snoozing away, hot bothered and unable to sleep or lurching into the office knowing the autist downstairs has listened to our entire arguement. Not fucking awkward at all. I love my life.

Could've just cuddled in bed from the start

And then I get to wake up tomorrow and grovel to him and say he was right and I was wrong and la de fucking da

And he just gets thr smug satisfaction of thinking it was all about me wanting kore booze .Zero effort, all control, all works out for him.

When I run out of money I'm gonna start eating hay to survive

>>81663371
eat dick instead, your digestion is not designed for hay

i was talking to what i thought was a cute boy but it turns out they're a cis girl... w t f

Tragic
How will you proceed

>>81663371
Quirky

>>81662394
It can be fun if you've got some kind of pursuit that you care about. Wouldn't recommend it, of course.

me n which anon

>>81665207
me taking the picture while licking my lips

>>81665236
Are you a cuck or is it a threesome lol? Either way is gross as fuck

>>81665207
Boy tummy.. erotic

>>81665244
i'm the ugly bastard who got a 2 for 1 deal and i'm savoring the moment

>>81665256
I took a naked selfie the other day and looked exactly like picrel. Idk whether to be ashamed or somewhat proud.

i wish you were a human

is there anything worse then this

>>81665276
Be proud obviously what are you a baka
Soon I'll be smooth like that

had a dream where i almost ate rotting/moldy multiple times and only didnt because someone else showed me it was rotting/moldy. what does it mean

you're about to do something that will actively hurt you but someone will come around and stop you from doing that

thats weird. i wasnt ever going to do that

That anon saved you anon

but why that is what i wonder

how do i stop falling asleep at 6pm

>>81665521
Just start waking up at 2 AM, that's what I do

>>81665591
i woke up at 10am then 1am then 6am and now 130am but i fell asleep at 6pm every day

0435am est
no sleep for thee

>>81665618
Try setting up an alarm clock to get some consistency.

>>81665628
that is a good idea, but what should i do when i start waking up before the alarm clock

>>81665299
Honestly I'd like to get some social skills but I don't want to bother people with bad conversation. Also everything online is logged forever and everything not end-to-end encrypted could all go into a mass surveillance database some day (if it isn't already). The internet's a bad place to be cringy.

>>81665677
Well, you could either nap the remainder of the time or just get up. Either one works it seems to me.

>>81665732
nah its better than nothing. if its nothing vs this, its this over nothing. and we are talking the absolute lowest nothing ever "nothing". blindfold, earmuffs, coffin tier shit.

>>81665767
OK maybe I'll go be a little cringe if I find the time

>>81665375
I had a dream where someone's baby was ripping hair off my head

>>81665795
yeah dude be that guy that loudly repeats everything the cashier says uintil the cashier goes silent. or ask the customer in front of you what they plan to use the paper plates for. baby steps.

i thought youd be around for my nightmares, but you left just before they came in

>>81665874
your nightmares are lame as fuck i bet. mine had internal bones spinning on the spot under the flesh as i tried to grab them and stablize them with my fingers. id spend hours tapped in this nightmarish scenario before waking up and realising my fucking kneecap wasnt swimming around my fucking ankle. GOD those years sucked. id "wake up" and my arm would be at some angle under my head where if i tried to lift or sit up id feel the bone pulling out of the socket or bending or starting to snap or something awful so id be stuck unable to move, constantly in fake fucking dream pain unable to get out before FNALLY waking up, and sometimes it would fake me out wih the wake ups, FUCK

>>81665207
Me please I look like that :3

My guardian angel protects me in my sleep

>>81665324
What kinda exercises do I need to do to get a flat tummy like that ? I'm already really skinny but my abs muscles arent really visible

is there a convenient term already for "not-gay-just-looks-at-gay-porn"exuality yet. something easier than typing no homo all the fuckin time

prisongay
origiigi

>>81665955
why not just call it internet gay. even prison gays more gay, theres actual implied action behind that

>>81665915
>tfw no militant buddhist asian domtop bf

>>81665842
what does it meean

>>81666077
dunno, I'm not balding or anything, that baby was an asshole

>>81665950
Coping faggot.

>>81665950
Yeah there is, it's called "gay" since that's generally what you call a guy that's sexually attracted to other men.

Hate traveling. I'm going to miss this place. One good thing about time moving so fast is that I'll be back in a blink.

W-where are you going

>81666999
Nice double trips 69 satan
>W-where are you going
To a very dark place for a relatively long time. A cat will be my guide and my spirit will still be present in this realm. It takes about 4 hours to cross the barrier between realms. And you always leave a piece of you behind.

might consider doing crime, anons
funds are low and my job pays so little

Let's sell coke together

hate this stupid board i post interesting thread and no ones post, /r9gay/ is the only relatively decent thing here

>>81667489
>no ones post
one*
replies*

>>81667489
>nu-posters are just here to collect (You)s
no one wants to engage, they just say their piece and then leave

>>81667481
i genuinely have a friend who deals in meth, might ask him for a job

How the fuck do you guys not have white twink bfs im a black dude and i have one lol

>>81667438
I would if I wasn't such a bitch. I'm sitting on so much drugs that I bought in bulk to make it cost effective, but I can't take them that often, it would be a way better use of my time to just sell some to people.

Good morning r9g

I want a mcgriddle

>>81667967
I'm a sperg and a twink too

>>81651865 (OP)
>Do you think two schizoid boys can fall in love?
Isn't that kinda not at all what schizoid is

>>81667967
I'm not a BBC nig unlike you, that night be the reason monkey

>>81669005
can we get married then?

At the very least 2 schizoids could understand that they need alone time and it's not personal/nothing's wrong.

r u blondz ?

surprised brad isn't all over meowster, he's a femboy from Sweden and likely underage.

>>81669119
do you think that two autistic individuals could make a happy relationship?

>>81669144
It's a psyop.

https://voca.ro/17mELbuDJdd8

>>81669156
as long as their interests aligned and are you talking actual diagnosed autists or 4chan 'autism' whci his mostly just social retardation.

>>81669033
Why'd you reply to my post of the previous thread by replying to the OP

>>81669188
>pls do not post copyrighted music ; _ ;
do rules mean nothing to you?

>>81669188
>https://voca.ro/17mELbuDJdd8
What is this?

>>81669239
I don't think Nazi is a real copyright

>>81669091
Depends, if you're fat : no
If you're into guns and the same games as me, maybe

>>81669260
I'm a twink and I like guns. I don't play many games often anymore though...

How many gunfags do we have here? I'm the ar guy but I'm kinda chubby.

i'm from a noguns country but i'm big into em
>Forgotten Weapons
>GunsOfTheWorld
>Garand Thumb
>KentuckyBallistics
>IraqVeteran8888
>hickok45

My interest in guns Is actually just me shooting empty monster cans with a BB pistol I got from my dad.
The pistol is powerful enough to actually shoot holes through them.

>>81669354
>>81669324
Guns are the ultimate chud hobby. Like a gigantic red flag for a gay guy. No wonder so many of you like it and are fat

>>81651883
>Cut my cock into pieces
>This my last resort
>Suffocation, no breathing
>Don't give a fuck if I wank my dick cumming
>This is my last resort

>>81669448
Well if you think trump and the republicans are out to get gays and put us in camps or what not then maybe gays arming themselves is a good thing.

>>81669448
oh don't get me wrong, Lao Tzu said the same thing
>Weapons are the tools of violence; all decent men detest them.
>Weapons are the tools of fear; a decent man will avoid them
>except in the direst necessity
>and, if compelled, will use them only with the utmost restraint
but a man has to be able to protect himself
who knows? maybe i need those skills to protect my twink bf from the dangers of the world

>>81665950
>not-gay-just-looks-at-gay-porn"exuality
Denial

>>81665950
gay porn is disgusting, you're just gay if you can unironically get off to that vile shit.

>>81669506
You know the cartoon characters you masturbate to count as gay porn, right?

>>81669324
I'm the guy who's been replying to you a bunch and I'm very skinny.

>>81669522
yaoi anime boys are basically drawn as girls but with no boobs and penises.

>>81669522
i'm in my fap to dicks in straight porn mindset right now actually. until that gets boring and i go back to drawn femboys and futa with hyper dicks.

>>81669547
>they're just like girls but with penises

>>81669534
I forgot to mention I'm 5'11" 130 lb

>>81669559
>in the same mindset I was when I was 13 and repressing hard
Stunted development

lots of repressed shut-ins today on /r9gay/

>>81669565
I'm 5'11 also but 200lbs. Also 25 years old.

>>81669575
man i have looked for good irl gay porn for over 15 years at this point. there isn't enough hung emo twinks frotting and kissing content out there. not my fault. also anal is disgusting.

>>81669484
You're not doing it for self defense, you're just playing with them like toys

>>81669592
>Adult exclusively attracted to twinks
The red flags keep piling up like leafs in the autumn

>>81669480
Your guns won't stop the government and the supreme court from taking your rights away. You didn't do what really counts, voting blue, but you didn't.

>>81669610
bears are disgusting. masculinity is disgusting. i like feminine people and dicks, but also trannies are mentally ill and their dicks don't work so fuck em.

any other hobbies besides guns that set off the chuddie alarm hue?

>>81669581
I'm 26 but about to be 27, huh small world.

>>81669596
it is actually self-defence but it's not our fault we're actually having fun with it, that's a bonus
>haha guns go brrrrrrr

>>81669579
one of my biggest fears is actually getting to the point of having sex with a woman and having to think about dicks to get hard.

>>81669626
>masculinity is disgusting
>Said the homosexual
We get it, you're an ephebophile at best, a pedo at worst

>>81669665
Then don't have sex with women? Do it with men instead? It's pretty straightforward

>>81669673
gay men are disgusting faggots.

NTA but some masculinity is okay like body hair or just male body shape but hardcore masculine features like massive muscles is a no for me.

>>81669638
It really isn't. You have made it into a plaything like a child brandishing a nerf gun.

>>81669626
>i like feminine people and dicks, but also trannies are mentally ill
It's like cognitive dissonance is tearing your brain apart

>>81669700
if trannies didn't hate their dicks and kill/maim them i would date them. all twinks also age into masculine men. i instead will opt out of ever experiencing sex.

>>81669682
Just like you.
You're oozing self hatred from every porn, poor devil. The damage internalized homophobia did on your mind is not easily undone

>>81669684
Shooting at a range does help you prepare for combat to a point. You need to put lead downrange to get a feel for your weapon, it's recoil, aiming practice and how to use sights in the field. An untrained person with a firearm is useless but someone with even a little training is useful and can be deadly.

>>81669684
and whats wrong with that?
can't a man play with his toys anymore?
is a man not entitled to mag dump $100 worth of 556 towards his neighbours yard?

>>81669723
if the vast majority of gay men weren't insufferable annoying retards i wouldn't be self hating. having a roommate who lets me suck his dick and never makes it a relationship thing is the dream.

>>81669630
Masturbating to cartoons and browsing /pol/

>>81669756
anon we hate people like you

>>81669768
yeah which is why i hardly ever enter gay spaces. too straight for the faggots and too submissive and beta for women. fuck you. i don't like any of you either.

>>81669719
>Trannies are mentally ill
>Me? I'm just an ordinary, traditional man who likes his girls with huge cocks

>>81669719
You can't opt out of something you were never a part of in the first place.
Maybe it's for the best, anon. A person with the tastes and opinions like yours deserves to be lonely

>>81669781
>"huck hue. i hon't hike any of hue eiher"
anon says, with his mouth full of dick

>>81669786
yeah trannies literally hate men who want them because of their dicks.

>>81669802
>actually you're not a demented fag like us
thank god for that. was that supposed to be a jab?

They also hate those that call them trannies. They want straight men who see them as any other woman.

>>81669724
You can't even leave your room to say hi to another gay guy because of your mental health issues and anxiety, whatever, but you're preparing for war? You wouldn't last a second in war.
No, you're just trying to find excuses for justifying your toys.

>>81669817
i am basically straight. i just think the world would be better if women had dicks.

>>81669756
>f the vast majority of gay men weren't insufferable annoying retards
They really aren't. I think you are the annoying insufferable retard in the equation. Self hatred and projection go hand in hand, anon.
You fantasize about having gay sex without a relationship so you can get off without dealing with all the internalized homophobia in your heart. Poor thing.

>>81669781
>too straight for the faggots
You sound like the perfect amount of faggot to be honest. Denial and self hatred are gay tropes after all.

>>81669839
every fag i see on the street is flamboyant and zesty as hell.

>>81669819
So I like to larp as a solider and war fighter, big deal. At least maybe I wouldn't be completely useless in a shtf scenario.

>>81669860
Because the ones who aren't zesty go under your radar, dummy. It's called selection bias

>>81669861
>larp as a solider
Again, a kid playing pretend with his toys.

>>81669896
Except this 'kid' can kill someone who tries to harm him. Other toys can't do that.

>>81669860
So what? You gotta a problem with men being effeminate? But you literally are a faggot. Who do you think you are to antagonize flamboyance?
The actual insufferable annoying retardation is being a try hard self hating fag in denial. Those zesty gays are a thousand times more of a man than you could ever hope to be. They're living their lives while all you can do is seethe and be lonely. Grow up, kiddo.

>>81669928
>that "kid" can do actual harm with his toys
Which is precisely why it's such a red flag. You're much more likely to harm the innocent than actually "defend" yourself.

>>81669889
>>81669932
they make everyone else hate fags.

>>81669945
People hated fags long before that, and they would keep hating fags even if each one of us behaved like manly beasts. They hate us because we don't breed. You are blaming the flamboyant homosexuals for the self hatred living inside you. They get to be free, while you have to hide because you're too preoccupied with the opinions of others.
You are on the same mental page as a 12 yo boy who's trying his hardest to make the gay feelings go away.

>>81669943
I'm careful with my firearms and the way I see it it's better to have and not need them than need them and not have them at hand.

How can you hate zesty gays and love girls with dick on the same breath?
Cognitive dissonance is ripping you apart

>>81669999
It's better to not treat them like a toy, turn them into a hobby and make them a substantial part of your personality, chuddie.

>>81669813
Such a poor reading comprehension. I meant that you're not really opting out of having sex since you're a virgin without a chance of having it.
You are and will always be LGBT, though.

>>81670019
They're not, I just go to range a shoot 1-2x a month. I don't talk about them in public, I'm not a member of any gun or 2a groups. I barely talk to anyone there. I just go and shoot then go home.

>>81670059
They're so much a part of your personality that you're here defending your hobby passionately like someone had offended your mother.
Your love for guns betray how much of a chud you are

>>81670059
just let it go, anon
he wants to win so, so bad

>>81670059
don't reply to this bot, just focus on learning to make chicken and rice with brocc so you can slim down a bit for your fbf. Unless he's into that, then learn to make steaks and pasta.

So many guns, so many visits to the shooting range
Not a single bf, not a single date
Don't you think it's weird? You're more experienced with killing machines than love and romance?

if I give head to my fbf and say "Hawk tuah!" not spitting on him or anything just saying it for fun halfway through, would that be ok? would that be a turn off?

>>81670009
cause at least some trannies attempt to pass as regular women. even if it is larping it doesn't come off as aggressively faggy and annoying as some gay bottoms. pointless to compare the two though because trans girls by large do not like their dicks and are mentally ill enough to think that any straight man would want them instead of a regular woman.

>>81670042
being lgbt would imply i have done gay acts irl when i haven't and probably never will. also porn tastes don't always transition over into what you like irl.

>>81669268
Oooh I like that :3
Where are you from ? I'm a euro

>>81669324
I'm one, i'm a 5'11 125lbs twink

guns are cool and all but when's the last time you went hiking and practiced digging a hole in the woods to hide in? did you ever get your radio operator's license? when's the last time you got on a rope and practiced ascent and descent? on a mountain, in a cave? have you checked the dates on everything in your medical kit to make sure it's from this decade? got your quikclot and field dressings ready? all these things and more are skills to work on first before shooting

>>81670115
You're about two years late for that.

>>81670553
if I did it way out of date would it still be ok?

>>81670115
>>81670615
He doesn't know what that is and thinks he misheard you, so he keeps asking "what?" over and over while you repeat "hawk tuah" until you eventually have to launch into a whole explanation about a meme girl from a street interview five years ago and he's just like, "oh ok."

>>81670180
>being lgbt would imply i have done gay acts irl
Wrong.
Your attraction makes you gay even if you never touched another a man in your life.
You are still so self hating though, it's pitiful

>>81670669
yeah that sounds about right, it's hard being a quirky guy in this world. :(