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Anonymous No.81652944 [Report] >>81652954 >>81652963 >>81653004 >>81653031 >>81653035 >>81653232 >>81653296 >>81654467 >>81654766 >>81654835 >>81655106
Modern beauty standards are impossible to live up to. That's why women have so many body image issues. Men want perfect, clean shaven, smooth vaginas like this but 99% of women will never manage to get there without expensive laser hair removal and plastic surgery.

How the fuck can y'all say that beauty standards aren't oppressive?
Anonymous No.81652954 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
>reality
Stop being fat, thats the solution.

Hit the gym for a fat butt, and you can marry any wealthy chad you want.
Anonymous No.81652963 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
Wrong you just need to be yourself :)
Anonymous No.81653004 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
>How the fuck can y'all say that beauty standards aren't oppressive
They lie and say their preferences are wide and diverse or some shit like that.
Anonymous No.81653017 [Report]
It's crazy how women can get us wanting to smell and lick their dirty buttholes, like that is how below them we are. And if they happen to feel like gracing our own buttholes with their tongues, it's a heavenly pleasure being bestowed upon us by them. I love women so much.
Anonymous No.81653031 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
You are either larping, baiting, or have been mindbroken by retards
Anonymous No.81653035 [Report] >>81653103 >>81653160 >>81653244 >>81654821
>>81652944 (OP)
>men are pigs who fuck anything that moves
>men are so picky with their oppressive, unrealistic beauty standards
Pick one, hole
Anonymous No.81653044 [Report]
there is a substructure in the maturity limit.
Anonymous No.81653103 [Report] >>81653426
>>81653035
thin, thin w/ assets, and athletic thick are the only good ones
Anonymous No.81653160 [Report] >>81653263 >>81653279 >>81653519 >>81653564 >>81654224
>>81653035
Cope. Men only want thin with big boobs but will settle for just thin. Those are you standards. "chubby chasers" and "muscle mommy" are just fetishes and men who have them are extremely rare in real life.

Average men don't even view overweight women as people, you constantly dehumanize them by calling them "slampigs" and talk about how disgusted you felt after sleeping with them.
Anonymous No.81653232 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
Being disease free and hygienic is non-negotiable for me. From that point I don't mind about the smoothness (trimmed is preferred) or the color (no black women).
Anonymous No.81653244 [Report]
>>81653035
I only like 1-2
Anonymous No.81653263 [Report] >>81653274 >>81653279
>>81653160
>Men only want thin with big boobs but will settle for just thin
Then stop being fat, boom problem solved.
That's WAY easier than what men have to do
Moid version of not being fat which is: Growing to 6ft2 and becoming rich
Anonymous No.81653274 [Report] >>81654016
>>81653263
Skinny girls usually have small breasts. I love them anyway
Anonymous No.81653279 [Report]
>>81653160
i will say for me everything you said is untrue except for the fat part i must admit i dont like it
>>81653263
she definitely looks happier when she's in shape but golly that skinnyfat build has its own appeal somehow
Anonymous No.81653296 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
>nooo other women aren't allowed to be more attractive than me!
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.81653426 [Report]
>>81653103
Thin w/ assets before babbies and thick w/ assets after babbies is the dream
Anonymous No.81653519 [Report]
>>81653160
I don't think losing weight which is achievable and overall better for your health can be related to most women cutting off guys over height and wealth.
Anonymous No.81653564 [Report]
>>81653160
ah but they did sleep with you
Anonymous No.81653901 [Report]
Oregano and ice cream cake
Anonymous No.81654016 [Report]
>>81653274
Small breasts are fun to teasingly suck on and twist nipples and lovingly bite on, same as big breasts. I love women so much. I wish a sexy woman would use my body until she squirts all over the floor, force me to lick up every last drop, and then put my boxers back on and get no satisfaction and massage her entire spent goddess body to sleep while I stay pent up and used.
Anonymous No.81654224 [Report]
>>81653160
literally just don't be fat and you'll be hot
Anonymous No.81654467 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
I would literally fuck any pussy
Anonymous No.81654484 [Report]
The fact that obesity rates are higher in women than men proves it's women that are the gender which have zero self control and can't even take care of themselves.
They're worthless losers and society wants you to think they're as bad as male NEETs.
Anonymous No.81654766 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
>Men want perfect, clean shaven, smooth vaginas
yesh

seethe roasties
Anonymous No.81654821 [Report]
>>81653035
>I'm an 8 or 11
It's over
Anonymous No.81654835 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
I don't give a shit about the imaginary problems of foids, if you are a woman and struggling you need to kill yourself since you failed on tutorial mode.
Anonymous No.81655106 [Report]
>>81652944 (OP)
Women can sit on their fat asses for decades and still score most guys if they so desire. Beauty standards are arguably stricter for men. The rest are just basic health standards.