Thread 81654229

Most of you guys are well versed in artsy shit women are into: pop culture, music, TV, memes, politics. But women will still fuck the "dirt bike go brrr" type of guy. And don't blame it on looks alone, I'm described as handsome/pretty by women at first sight, but I still bore them to death. What are we missing?

urban champion, balloon fight was kino though

>>81654229 (OP)
if you think something is just cheesy enough to need hair to do it then pretty much just anything on the front page of a book or newspaper

>>81654229 (OP)
>don't blame it on looks
>described as handsome/pretty
You're their beta emotional tampon if they're at the level of comfort where they'll compliment your appearance but not fuck you - they're just half-heartedly trying to validate you. You're probably normie-tier and soft looking, and "average" for women begins at Chadlite. Either hardmaxx or try again next lifetime

>>81654229 (OP)
>What makes a guy "interesting" to women?
status and money. But it does not and should not ever matter to you as a real male, what females care about, because females are utterly fucking retarded.
They're attracted by shinies, bullshit, empty promises, fairy tales, illusions, and give birth while believing all of it. Like a drug addict willing to do anything for the next dosage of the heroin, like an insect flying towards the lamp, that will fry it. They should have stopped and tried to use the brain, but they never do.
One simply cannot, in good faith, have any respect, whatsoever, for a modern female. They have reduced themselves to the single function of shitting babies out and choose to live with the delusions, that they can hold this property hostage against the universe in order to bargain the best deals for themselves, on the ongoing basis.
Obviously, it doesn't fucking work and never will. It translates to packs of retarded females being depressed single mothers. top kek.

>>81654229 (OP)
You need to be funny and competent, and even then, being funny is just being socially competent. Be "a man". You need to match their energy. They want a man who talks to them and pursues them, not a database of facts that they can poll for information. Do something interesting. Brag. Tell them about the cool stuff you do. The "be a sweet and polite little boy, and all the girlies will want to kiss you on the cheek" narrative that you were told by female children's book authors and female school teachers and your mother is not correct. More guys are checking out of the casual sex and dating market than girls. You're a hot product. Approach them, don't spill your spaghetti, and you'll be fine.

>>81654256

this is cliche lookist response. Women who told me this have asked me out, told me I'm "intriguing" before they got to know me, but the talking stage quickly fizzeled out 100% of the time.

>>81654297
lmao yeah sure fag, you're le "intriguing" and women want you but some magical forcefield keeps you from sealing the deal, or lack of game or some similar nonsense. Keep coping that you're a temporarily embarrassed chad and not just a delusional normie/incel when blackpillers figured this shit out over a decade ago

>>81654278
its about being the guy who moves in a large overlapping social circles. Women basically want a guy who knows a guy.. a guy she can crash places with, a guy who can get VIP tickets, a guy who is so well connected they could just randomly travel to a country and he will know someone there. The couple doing 1 on 1 things together all day is a romantic literature trope and it makes women think she is your whole world which is a instant turn-off irl.

one sounds like your waiter telling you what it's made of, the other one is an experience

I think is the capacity of make a woman laugh, listen and show interest. Most of the time we don't need more, just to feel a person is interested. Thats why some low IQ guys seem interesting to us, because they care. I also appreciate active men, in the sense that you have something going on in your live, maybe that we share some hobbies or have similar sense of humor. If a woman thinks your boring is because you are not talking or not giving her attention.

>>81654229 (OP)
Anyone here familiar with the female psychology? Do women push their butts out to signal desire for anal sex?

>>81654229 (OP)
Honestly, it's mostly looks and being a decent person to speak to. I have a Chad friend who is like 6ft and I got to bars with them. Girls come over to chat on the odd occasion and they're just staring at him with googly eyes the entire time. I'm 5ft6 so they just ignore me. But initially, they are attracted to him for his height/looks alone. After that it's pretty hard to fuck it up, just dont say anything weird. It kinda makes me sad watching it happen because I realised it'll never happen with me.

>But women will still fuck the "dirt bike go brrr" type of guy.
i have a dirtbike and women do not want to fuck me

>>81655139
that's terrible, but also not unexpected, a tragedy

Its far more important to be able to just read the room. You cant pull a bitch by just endlessly spouting stories about doing extreme sports in foreign countries. You need to actually put points in CHARISMA and talk to people on a charming way.

>>81654229 (OP)
Women are perpetually stuck wishing fairy tales and stories about pirates and vampires were real. You basically have to sell them a fantasy so they can let their imagination run wild.

>>81654229 (OP)
You're wayyy overthinking this. Just have fun with them, who cares, that's the dirt bike guy mentality

>>81654379
This is the biggest reason I think I'm doomed, why can't women just do 1 on 1 things together like you said instead of wanting le epic fun adventures to go cheat on you with some stranger when you aren't looking

>>81654229 (OP)
It's all about the personality. Just try to be cool and interesting and learn how to charm a woman. Learn how to banter with women. They like insults, so you can't get offended, and you have to know how to hit them back with just the right amount of force so it's still flirtatious but not cruel and actually hurtful. Just level up your social skills. Women like to be dominated, but not by a crazy child or a tyrant but by a cool guy who can put them in their place in a sexy and non-sexist way. Try reading "The Art of Seduction" or at least a Cliff Notes version, cause even the audiobook takes forever to get through.

Women are like men, but are concerned about their reputation/social cohesion and are way more sensitive. It doesn't mean they still don't like playful bullying (or real bullying, but that's another topic all altogether). Learn how to playfully tease and how to not be an awkward pud. When someone tells you to be yourself, they mean don't sweat the small stuff and worry all the time. Find a socially acceptable version of yourself that can still charm the pants off a lady. Being funny can help. Remember, comedy is all about the surprise. So you don't have to be mean, funny, but you can if you want. Comedy is just about saying or doing something surprising that sort of makes sense. Those are the basics; getting into all the nuances of comedy could be another deal altogether. Also you got to be able to take the lead. You need to be able to shift things towards sexual stuff, but not in an "autistic" way. Just learn how to rizz. Some people are just naturally good at it, and some people need to learn. Also you gotta put yourself out there.

Woman are all about vibes and feelings and they can read you like a book even if you think you can hide, you can't hide shit. They can read your energy, and if you aren't fun or if you are weird. You get no pussy. Also you need to put yourself out there in the real world all the time and talk to people.

>>81655201
Yeah but it is what it is. I cant change my height or looks so I don't dwell on it. I've had relationships in the past so that makes me feel better at least. But I will never get a truly beautiful woman. Like a gorgeous 9/10 looking one. Those are reserved for high tier chads

>>81655293
the one film comes close to portraying ng what women want the best is Ireversible with Monica Belucci. It perfectly shows the type of man women are intrigued by: cool nonchalant extroverted guy who introduces you to a dangerous underworld of parties. Until the rape scene they just bounce from party to party. That is why even boring introvert women want someone with connections, someone who can spice up their life and a equally boring shut in just isnt that.

>>81655320
this is precisely why they hate autistic men

being a dickhead or asshole

>>81654229 (OP)
>what do women want
dude i don't fucking know and who gives a fuck
i'm here for a good time, i'm not trying to solve the universe's greatest mystery

>>81654229 (OP)
I know that begin a 5'3 brown sea monkey with a smol penis would not get you any girls

>>81654229 (OP)
Tall. That's it, it's that simple, just be tall.

>>81655320
I knew all of this...which is why I was able to get pussy in college. Thanks for the reminder why women truly earn and deserve to be called cunts.

>>81656486
My advice to anyone "autistic" is to read these three books. You can also get audiobook versions of them. Or you can get a Cliff Notes version if you don't want to spend a lot of time reading/listening.

1. The Art of Seduction
2. 48 Rules of Power
3. How to Make Friends and Influence People.

These books basically teach you social skills in a way an "autistic" person can understand. It's explained clearly and analytically. With these books and a little bit of effort, anyone can have social skills.

>>81655320
bump for the incels so they can read this

>>81654229 (OP)
the same thing that makes nerdy guys interesting

>pErSoNaLiTy

Lmao this is how you know /r9k/ is filled to the brim with normoids. Look at all the redpill cope in this thread. There's no such thing as personality. You either have the looks or you don't.

>>81654229 (OP)
They go outside and live life more. Practice always is valued more than theory, knowing art won't make you beat the guy who just offers her to enjoy a day out at the museum, and so on.

>>81658642
why are you bumping the retardo normie thread full of bullshit? just let it fucking die at this point, ffs.

>>81655088
Not necessarily wants the "butt sex" but they are showing off like animals do

>>81658776
>don't know how to post without bumping

It's all so tiresome. All women are, in spirit, like the ones in op's pic

>>81655785
Yeah, at this point I think I'd rather have sex with men than turn myself into some superficial extroverted party bro. I don't understand normalfags and especially not normalfag foids, there is no reason to introduce unnessecary danger into one's life / surround yourself with other mongrels when the internet exists, but people are retards and think that's how you "live"

>>81658844
Very primitive of them.

>>81654229 (OP)
>What makes a guy "interesting" to women?
Status

Being somewhat mysterious. Saying enough that you participate in the conversation, but not putting everything on the table outright. It's about leaving the breadcrumbs, so the female gets the impression that there is more to discover and you're deeper than a puddle.

>>81659594

I think that romance, as it was portrayed in literature is absolutely dead. Women get bored quickly. I even bore women who at first were interested in me based off looks alone, but after a few dates they realize I am just a boring introvert who likes to play video games and discuss politics and literature. I could feel their interest waning by the minute when interacting with them. It was soul crushing.

>>81658565

wowza, women like attractive men... who woulda thought.