You're too YOUNG - /r9k/ (#81654574) [Archived: 689 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:35:56 AM No.81654574
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I'm 35 and I've been wondering for a while why everyone online is so stupid and wrong about everything.
Then it dawned on me.
I'm 35, the right age. Everyone else is 15-25, the wrong age.
You guys are simply too young to know better.
The Internet shouldn't belong to you folk, people my age should rule it.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:43:22 AM No.81654616
haha look at this boom-boom how can anyone be 35
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:45:37 AM No.81654624
>>81654616
This.
I didnt even know humans could live to 35
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:46:53 AM No.81654632
>>81654574 (OP)
More like you outgrew a space that now occupies children soon to be manchildren, if you desire more then you would have moved on and found more, instead you're here fixating on retarded 15-25 year olds being retarded. No shit they're retarded and many of them have no future, laugh at them and move on.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:50:54 AM No.81654653
>>81654574 (OP)

I'm 40. Am I the wrong age too?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:07 AM No.81654734
>>81654653
No, you are one of the last humans who can still think without having to consult AI and twitter
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:26:06 AM No.81654781
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>>81654574 (OP)
Im 27 but i rember teh internet
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:27:03 AM No.81654785
zoomers
>have adopted militant leftist views
>they think it's a result of their own thinking but these ideas were implanted from the outside
>exaggerate the importance of sexuality. everything revolves around sexual identities to them
>are lower IQ than previous generations
>have the lowest attention span in history
>have a black and white mindset: everything is either le good or le bad
>can't think up anything or create anything, their artistic contributions are 5 second videos or politically polarized screeching on social
>need to consult AI for everything, can't even search for information on google
>claim to be objective thinkers but cancel and avoid information that doesn't resonate with pre-existing feelings and biases
>can barely operate a desktop PC, prefer smartphones

people of correct age
>creative and innovative, created so much content in the early 2000s and still continue to make games and websites on their desktop PCs
>are more calm and collected, don't fly off the handle in online debates
>understand both left and right wing values and formulate a healthy, rational compromise that results in the optimal society
>have seen the world before and after the Internet (and wokeism) which gives them deep insight, whereas current society is all zoomers know
>are good at finding and processing information, a skill learned when AI didn't exist
>have attention spans of steel, because they had to live without endless entertainment
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:18 AM No.81654909
>>81654785
Every zoomer needs to read this