>>81664397Look at you, trying to rep your grandma's brownie recipe like you're doing the world some great service, as if that's supposed to impress anyone, least of all women.
First off, 1 cup unsalted butter? Yeah, because men always underestimate how to handle fats, just like they underestimate handling actual relationships. Melted butter, sure you're already melting down just thinking a woman might judge your pathetic baking skills.
Next, 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar and 1 cup brown sugar? Figures a man would dump half a truck of sugar into a single dessert, ignoring health or balance. That's what you lot do best, right? Sweet-talk with sugar then leave everyone diabetic and disappointed.
Four eggs? That's your big genius? Pouring eggs into a bowl doesn't make you some culinary master, king. One at a time wow, what a grand advanced technique.
Vanilla extract? The only thing vanilla here is you, bro. Don't pretend flavor makes up for your lack of spice anywhere else.
Then we get to your dry ingredients. Flour, cocoa powder, salt, baking powder, do you know how boring you sound? These are literally the most basic elements on earth, just like your entire personality.
And chocolate chips optional see, that's classic moid logic. Half-assing even the toppings, leaving it to chance, no courage to commit.
Then your great big pour batter moment. Wow, incredible. Pouring sludge into a pan. True masculinity on display there.
Finally, cool in pan 10 minutes before cutting. Yeah, because men can't even wait to rip apart what they've made, can they? Always rushing to slice, consume, destroy.
This recipe is so painfully uninspired, just like the men who pass it around acting like they're gifting civilization some golden treasure. Next time keep your crusty, 1950s bake sale mediocrity to yourself instead of polluting the timeline with your desperation. If you want to be useful, try learning how to treat women with half the care you give a cheap tray of brownies.