Bit hot edition

Sniffing eva's pungent farts

listening to fucking german metal lads
glad they're doing something to make up for 2 world wars init

A fat lump

Neighbour having a BBQ. Smells lush. Shame I'm not invited

>>81657861 (OP)
Kek looks like mark has the gollywog tattooed onto his left forearm.

>>81657891
had one of those on my willy and now theres a hole in it

>>81657902
my neighbour invited me to one once
i made my excuses and stayed in my room that day

Mark is looking well hung there. Fuckin ell. If I sweat more I stink more. Oh aye.

>crossy says something punchy but darkly humorous but sad but real

BE HAPPY

Me? Shall be doing the thing now

Glastonbury, or festivals in general. Lol.
Common people. Lol. Lol. Don't know what else to say but lol.

I reckon the problem with radio/concerts is placing importance on stupid pop songs that just isn't there. Woahhhhh Pulp woahhhh brooooo so cool so epic. Cringe. Do we really need to hear these songs constantly for decades, forever? Were they ever that good, did they ever mean that much. Don't think so.

>>81657931
>but darkly humorous but sad
well yeah he's scottish, they're fucking miserable but try to make the best of it

>>81657955
he channels his feelings into his art (/britfeel/ posts)

Pointless rants from his smelly boxroom. That's the real LOL here.

>>81657946
you know there's non pop concerts mate

>>81657946
lad you just posted the music you like and its about on the same level as pop songs, and usually some pop songs are more meaningful

it the stinky stinky sauna dance

>>81657968
He doesn't like to see others having fun.

Chika squatting over me and shitting directly into my mouth.

>>81657946
Incel vibes from this post desu desu

>>81657946
Pulp are good and i bet you went to The Hoppings.

I'll be stuck in this bazzacountry forever. But I guess everywhere has their boomers and boomerlings so maybe no escape anyway. My fault for using the internet and coming across all this slop. Imagine the bliss of never for the rest of your days having to hear a single 80s/90s sloppo song ever again. Corrr. It basically tyranny what we have to live under. David Bowie duddeeee. Woaaahhh. Really bothered me that has. Monastery one day. Or never. Aaaaa me old mate escaped all this what excuse do I have eh.

Are they really banning 4chan?

Preparing my room for a Charli xcx Glastonbury set stroke.

>>81658018
Oh shut up you cringe mong.

>Previous record
30:14
>Today
29:52

at 27:00 I thought it was a write off, as it got to 29:30 I realised it might just be in reach, jogged, almost collapsed feel very sick now, like I'm going to throw up my lunch

>>81658022
No, they can't do fuck all

eva6 sent me this

>>81658022
Rumour has it, yes.

>Thousands in Norway told they won up to millions in lottery error
kek imagine the disappointment. Would ruin my whole fucking month

>>81658007
Eh? That's a fair thing innit. No I don't think I've been to that before. Temporary fairgrounds are dodgy. Anyway the point was not about the quality of the music itself rather its undeserved apparent importance and prevalence. It insists on itself. As you were.

>>81658022
Yes, on the 25th of July desu

>>81658034
Shes a big bigger than I expected, but that's fine, very fine indeed actually

>>81658026
Stick Wet Leg on the lead singer is a fit wheyfu with a juicy arse.

>>81658040
>Temporary fairgrounds are dodgy.
something fun about them. i mean obviously they're fun, they're fairgrounds, but even the dodgy part. travelling gypsies with all this kit, going from town to town? wonder what it's all like behind-the-scenes.

Spunking on eva's huge arse cheeks.

eva6 remembers playing Minecraft on her dad's knee when she was a toddler.

pinching Blad's cute face cheeks.

you cannot anticipate me. don't try.

>wake up one day
>either
>'Sorry this website has been blocked' from Sky
>or
>UK-facing internet freedom article written by a 4chan mod
>shrug
>do something else

Spreading Eva's arsehole and borrowing Blad's mining equipment to dig for nuggets.

>YWN bounce eva6 on your knee as she plays Minecraft

Why aren't there any moshpits at Glastonbury?

spreading Blad's jam on his morning toast. and then borrowing eva's mining equipment.

>>81658094
Was just reading about this

https://torrentfreak.com/new-vpn-service-cant-log-users-by-design/

Might be just what I was looking for

There must be taller blonde bints with an actual figure and bigger chest into him. You know what it's like with young lads - they want variety. When something better comes along, she's going to be heartbroken. No way will he be able to resist someone sexy.

He's pretty handsome. He deserves better than that mid cow with her huge forehead. So insecure she has to fringe it now. She's born with a silver spoon in her mouth and I doubt she's as good as she makes herself out to be. You think she gives a toss about anyone unless it's to her benefit? Of course not. She's a stuck up little princess. She'll never look like a real woman. She'll age like milk.

>>81658100
Kneecap had a couple of mosh pits. A lot of bands aren't really heavy enough or exciting enough to warrant it.

>>81658100
covid regulations, lad. they've also got rid of drug testing tents.

>>81658111
Good evening Ruthlad

>>81657822
Bear in mind am jst after frying my brain walking a few miles
https://vocaroo.com/12lv2wCppbt0

>>81658028
Well done lad, you got any more hills lined up to tackle?

Just look at her brother. Jesus. Like is he autistic? I bet she's glad to be born female.

>>81657929
Nae need 4 that I fink. Am back now neway. Scared am gna fall asleep soon tho.

>>81658131
Heard he attempted Green Hill Zone but some spacker hedgehog kept bouncing on 'em.

>>81658137
I was only jokin', in a bit of a nasty troll mood today as it goes. Got a seething headache and have to take it out in everyone else.

eva6 where are you lass?

>>81658110
>SGX
too complex for my brain, this. seen a fair bit about 'trustless' systems/services, i always took it as a given you're shifting your trust from Sky to some VPN company in Switzerland. of course they technically CAN see what websites you're resolving, even if they promise not to log you (FBI? blackmail? i know what service i'd go after or infiltrate, it's not Sky)

can't ever see these being perfect no matter what cryptographic magic you have. maybe not even a Tor exit node can tell what sites you're visiting, some day, great. but that web server was delivering some page to some user, no matter what. that's how it got to your eyeballs.

Females are fucking scum. They deserve no respect.

going to knock out anyone who's depressed and takes it out on other people

>>81658128
what keyboard u have?

POV: a girl just walked past ruthmongs house

>>81658153
doing rich girl activities probably at the spa or something

>>81658160
i dunno. quite like Janis Joplin.

>>81658123
Who is that? I have no idea who that is lad. I'm just making critique about random couples. You're allowed to have an opinion in this country.

Ze truth is, I only post here as a sort of substitute for my old friend who went to live in a monastery. Nobody here gets what the hell I'm on about half of the time. Somehow he always did. The one person in life who was ever really like me and I'll probably never hear from him again. Bloody ell. Sad is it not. It is indeed. My soulmate as it were (nothing gay thoughever). He's probably just praying and milking goats and that every day now. Doubt he even knows who is the current U.S. president. That's kino.

>>81658167
I'll knock you out mate don't test me I'm the knockout king, went 12 rounds with Butter Bean and lived to tell the tale.

>>81658104
Love jam me. Strawberry, blueberry, blackberry jam is good as well. None of that marmalade muck though dont like that me.

>>81658170
>POV:
>it's not a POV
trying to take you at your word, TikTok zoomers.

She fucking deserves to get cancer. Maybe then she'll have some actual challenge in her life.

>>81658185
you could fuck off to a monastery too and i know it'd be really good
for us mainly

>>81658182
>I have no idea who that is lad
You always say this, every single time. This how I know its definitely you

>>81658100
They'd break a hip

Rubbing my sweaty soles against the carpet and picking up months of hair and dust buildup.

>>81658190
for me it's raspberry. not sure if i've ever had marmalade, it sounds sickly.

>>81658185
hope you get stage 4
as you were

the crossy t pose

is anybody out there?

>>81658131
Cheers lad. Wrekin was always on my bucket list but did that last month. Snowdon too and did that 10 days ago.

Wish there was somewhere closer desu

>>81658190
Got a jar of Marmalade to try after watching that Paddington Bear film and it was fucking rank.

weird how the films call him Paddington Brown.

i know in their world he's basically a person, but it's like calling your dog Rover Smith.

>>81658243
Bit strange how everyone in those films is so willing to accept a walking talking bear who is addicted to marmalade.

>>81658243
I quite like giving me pets full names. Not sure why.

Lemon curd

Lemon turd

Spam mong and Shippy doing their double act on /britfeel/. These are the real winners in life.

>>81658264
And you're here to complain about it all x

>>81658264
>These are the real winners in life.
Indeed lad. Indeed.

>>81658208
Well you could be wrong. I don't do anything to get me in hot water.

Named my dog Jack but now every time he jumps on someone or on the furniture and I'm going about like a pervert shouting "JACK OFF!"

Ruth won

Will won

>>81658247
best way to do it. they get over it quickly and accept the talking bear (it metaphorical)

feels restrained to not have 'eek! a talking bear!' every other scene. basically how it works in kids' books, anyway.

Sonic the Hedgehog is an alien, now. that's their explanation.

>>81658273
your fault for having the surname 'Off'.

>>81658264
>and
Same guy.

>>81658160
>Females are fucking scum. They deserve no respect.
whats happend?

>>81658264
I dunno mate shippy looks like a fucking melted egg

Ruth Powers

>>81658304
Let's see your face then, king

>>81658313
I'm not claiming to be a winner, nor am I coping that /britfeel/ only cherry picked the bad looking ones when they all look bad.
I look like shit but I'm keenly aware of it.

>>81658312
Nasty recurring feminist type character.

my mum never said i looked handsome, or anything.
a little child has called me ugly. and they have no filter.

just genetics, really. not something i chose.

>>81658329
she turns up twice. both episodes are good, in different ways. for how close she is to The Simpsons she should have featured more. (same goes for Homer's half-brother.)

>feminist
not really. just a worn-out, divorced single mother. i can't relate, but even i can relate.

>>81658337
being a fat fuck is most of the problem and thats a choice

>>81658354
Yes those classic episodes were a lot better than the shit we have now. They can't take that away from us. Seasons 1-9 are the ones that matter most to me.

>>81658364
fat people generally look better when they lose weight, compared to when they were fat.
but it's not like every fat person magically becomes attractive. anyone who met you for the first time, fat or not, is just seeing you as you are then.

>only one life
>not born attractive

suffer you will.

>>81658373
i'm sure Ruth has shown up in one of the new ones. maybe they couldn't get the actress back, didn't want to recast her. but they drew her in a ton of background/crowd scenes.

mad to think ANY character could have came back, in the early days. this guy? could have been in every other episode.

Very spooky that. Was watching Live and Let Die the other day and it was on tv today.

>>81658405
if all those ladies fancy that man, do they also have to fancy each other?

even if it's some rich guy with a few babes, the stars would have to align there.

>>81658385
>fat people generally look better when they lose weight, compared to when they were fat
It especially helps when the weight makes your head look like a depressed overfilled water balloon

>2025
>Dan Bilzerian posting
Come on now. Le angled beard man. In 2025. He's upset because he's not angled beard man in 2025. Ridiculous.

For me it's The Walking Dead Season 1 corrr.

Why did she take her youtube channel down? All them people that supported her kek. She couldn't care less.

>>81658405
They are probably groupies.

>>81658506
Some lad here was stalking her lad. She didn't feel safe.

You think I'd slip up bitch? Haha. I'm the king. I pull the strings.

>>81658518
>women are only sleeping me with my boat, the complete 'girlfriend experience', because of my wealth

think i could live with this.

surely YouTube just IS stalking.
if you have fans
>oh this guy watches me all the time.
is that not the point?

>>81658536
In that case, you could just pay women to sleep with you. It's not that expensive.

I was watching BBC Breakfast the other day and then it's on again tomorrow. Fucking mad.

>>81658553
there's a difference from "this guy watches every video" and "this guy is trying to figure out all my real life details and come find me" mate

>>81658531
sean your self delusion of grandeur are sad

>>81658521
And that makes a difference to a dead youtube channel how?

Repeatedly checking for updates?

That's stalking mate!

>>81658570
depends what he DOES, imo.

what i'm going to call 'offline', or 'traditional' stalking? yeah, don't fucking do it. if you have some compulsion, stop yourself. don't get the motivation.

if it's all online, she is literally publishing this. your whole job is being watched. that's desirable. and of course some people are going to fancy you, if that's the worry, they all know this. call the police if you have reason to believe it's going to turn into something rapey or murdery.

>>81658606
yeah and you know what the police are likely to recommend? stop having so much info publicly available
even then it can just spook someone into panicking and binning it all

garn down beehive me lids
me nappy full of honey

>>81658606
>and of course some people are going to fancy you, if that's the worry, they all know this
I don't think most of them actually understand this. They think men are giving them a doctor's salary in donations for nothing

>>81658592
It wasn't dead. She replied to a comment in one of her videos around 4 weeks ago.

>>81658230
Go for one further afield. I was on holiday in wales last year, spent a day doing things near snowden, it was fun. And beautiful scenery.

Jst dawned on me as am waiting for tea n feeling sleepy that ave not ate today yet,,hopefully that will perk me up but to be honest am feeling like a 2nd shower in order as well but thats the same way where itll either wake me up or ill be dead asleep right after.Its got to be done though
>>81658169
This is yamaha p145 i think it sounds ok but u could do better these days, i had p225 before thats only a wee bit dearer n its a better sound

>>81658633
>cant believe some lad was stalking her
>btw i know when she left comment replies to the week

>>81658616
>stop having so much info publicly available
wise for anyone on the internet tbqh, before it ever gets to any offline stalking point.

nobody should get burgled, even if they have their door unlocked. but everyone should lock their door. (even this analogy feels weak.)

>>81658651
Did you go your support group this week?

Ruth didn't delete her channel. She only made it private.

>>81658659
yeah there's always a point where it goes from unfortunate to just irresponsible
but the internet nowadays hasnt been fun for like a decade and everyone seems to forget the basics in favour of uploading their shit pattern

>>81658668
not sure that's possible mate

>>81658651
>not ate today yet
you say this a lot crosslad
don't want to read too much into it but you should eat routinely, set reminders or summat
even IF you want to lose weight just eat still and do your walks but eat less calories than you use (it science)

i don't have thick skin, even when it comes to the internet.
but i'm not the one doing YouTube.

dje media was ASSAULTED by 2 blacks guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to_YXXaZW6o

I think 3 of the guitars i have is yamaha too.2 acoustic+1 classical.I like yamaha.Nd then 1 is electric ibanez n 1 i forget cus its been in a box for20 years. Ave got fucking 5 nd i cant barely play them. It jst happened.But i learned on my auntys upright piano from my aunty.But i view the guitars as like future cash injections when needed.Just like my pokemon n64.
>>81658666
NAW.....! To be honest.....xx............................ach ave been proper depressed this week n no energy for anything.This coming week is gna be worse too.It not good.

>>81658683
You can disable it but it will appear deleted.

>>81658683
Just tried to watch one of her videos. Says it's private.

ruth is keeping it private hhl style xxx

>be public figure
>keep your personal life private
>tabloids publish private shit
>probably awful, but "it caused distress/mental health problems" is still something in the "keep private camp"

in the internet age, why would YOU publish this from the get-go? why are YOU the one saying, "the internet threats are why i ended up depressed and an alcoholic"?

The thing is my stp dad was going on about i have a more posher type of kettle now that am on the using kettle in my room era hes like that "why wouldnt you use that other one" Because the 1 that am using is my auntys that we got from her house after she passed away.So jst like how my wee cat was also my auntys its like shes still alive jst now if i have the same things.Well am not gna say that to him.

youtube dolly drama

what is a posh kettle

>>81658684
Honestyl feel so much better when i eat more regularly but yeah might use phone alarm or something. Its jst i straight up dont eat breakfast, and usually not lunch,so if ave been outside like today n get back later,its gna be the first thing that day.So its not too bad if its like 4 or 5pm but its quite late today i guess.

>>81658749
Headbutt the cunt, you got to assert dominance

Very obscure song this lads, found it on limewire 20 years ago when I was going through a new age music phase listening to loads of different stuff like enigma, enya, kitaro, vangelis, tangerine dream and a lot of electronic artists. Still as obscure now as it was back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flu7EPVT8kc
This little number from Vangelis is also good, he's obviously most well known for his soundtrack albums but this is another little hidden gem most people will never have heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDPyw9OQ4TM

Those tendies last year couldve took me out the game completely.Dont know what teh fuck i was thinking.I pencilled in "chicken tendies" before the nightly strawberries.So because i found these really nice ones in aldi i decided to jst have them all the time.Fxing hell lol.Glad that was just a phase.

>>81658759
Probably one of those instant boil ones or one made out of glass so you can see the water inside.

>>81658759
the ones where you can set the temperature

>>81658710
Its been a long time coming desu

>>81658780
>listening to loads of different stuff like enigma, enya, kitaro, vangelis, tangerine dream and a lot of electronic artists

>>81658799
Always been a spacer

>>81658783
>>81658792
More or less.Thing is my auntys 1 is really quiet when its on so its ideal for my room.

>>81658616
Police are truly incompetent at solving crimes. It's even worse now. You are almost certainly going to get off by staying silent in interview for low level crimes.

Let's say you go out and smash some stuff up when it's dark. They nab you long after the event, take you in for questioning. They'll examine the clothes for shards of glass. Only idiots kick a door in. A random rock with double gloves on? Good luck with that. Oh look, here's some grainy CCTV. "So why would you walk around dressed like this?" is what they'd say maybe. Notice they didn't ask "Is this you?" They want to catch you out. It is honestly in your best interests to never speak in interview unless you've fucked up bad.

IF you're recording on my property I CAN and WILL remove you from my property with force x

>>81658798
Yeah lad. dje needed to get humbled you can't just keep arguing with everybody doing their job

>>81658823
>house got burgled as a kid
>dude climbed over a wall-high gate using a bin
>smashed a back window to get access
>ran through and took everything valuable
>left the same way

>police took a day to turn up
>they inspected everything
>all they found was a shoeprint on a bin, showing how he got over into our garden
>"well all we got is a shoeprint, so we'll never find him, cheers"
>that was the entire end of it, pretty sure they never checked CCTV or look for fingerprints or hair or anything
and this was a couple fucking decades ago

>>81658780
>found it on limewire 20 years ago
Thast pretty based though.I know that feel.Theres so much random stuff i herd back then from kazaa.Darkwave.Trance n techno.Some i found over the years n some is jst a mystery still.Nd then i had a wee english pal on MSN that MSN file shared Aphex twin nd a lot of music thats stuck with me for life is stuff that jst happened like that.However youd go on soulseek and search for specific stuff.Not to be funny but i think nowadays i cant see how youd get the same feeling like.Back then you had to search for music on purpose so if u met someone with the same tastes it was a real connection.Whereas now it feels like everybody is just into everything.So if i was a 20yo zoomer n somebody was into the same music it would be like.Oh right, so weve both seen the same tiktok.Its more shallow feeling.But am just a 30yo boomer.Obviously ppl said the same back then about moving from CDs to internet.Funny enuff my only online pal now is an english guy n he collects CDs.Not vinyls.CDs.Dont know why hes just into them.And tapes i fink but not as much.I used to collect vinyls too but i sold a lot as it was jst taking up space n i was depressed n getting prepared to leave this earth.Ave still got most of kate bush's music on vinyl in some form though.

>>81658749
You shouldn't use a kettle in your bedroom it will cause damp.

>>81658862
If you say something cheeky back to a prostitute who is getting mouthy apparently 3 police cars and squads of bobbies will show up kek. Saw this the other day, was thinking to myself if my house was robbed (like you said) or I got mugged of my phone, they would be nowhere near as interested as they were here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYK46_DW0y0

if it's not possible to 'cause' a suicide, how are the DWP doing it?

>>81658148
Thanx its jst somebody did say theyd do me in if they could get away with it but that did make me laff though but just a bit over the top really over the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9wlDUl9aE

>>81658885
That or you say that grooming gangs had some pakis in it and then they basically send the army to your place.

why do the girls in animes say that milk will make their breasts grow? is that a real belief in Japan? (sounds like a very obvious thing for the dairy industry to make up)

up in the club and i see 5 elements

>>81658873
Yeah plus music is so oversaturated in 2025, there's a million for every one there was 20 years ago, with endless people constantly creating stuff now. It was so easy to find these random amazing songs back then. Now I do find good stuff in 2025 but it's nothing amazing. I usually just mong out to random vaporwave or liminal type music videos on youtube and they have a nice feel to them

>>81658908
my ex used to think that she would drink milk every day

crossy do a drugs tier list lad

>>81658893
I'd do you in, but it wouldn't be a knife I'd be using lad

I once sniffed meth off of a samurai sword.

I was rly sad other day cus somebody on telly said their cat is 11 n hows that old for a cat n i was thinking nah thats getting up there but its not old old but then i thought oh wait it is a bit my last wee cat that died was about 15 nd then google said the average is about 13-15.A few of my wee angels didnt live that long but they were all outdoors n appaz they have shorter lifespan.But i guess they probably enjoy their life more in that time.But basically somebody told me years ago about a cat that lived to 20 years old nd for some reason that just stuck in my head as if thats the standard cat lifespan now am thinking cats just run around til theyre 20 normally even though ave personally never known a cat to reach that age that i can think of.So i thought......yeah 11 is actually getting up there.N then i thought how my wee one jst now is 9.I dont want to think about it.Its not fair.xx

>>81658946
Even my wee dug lived ta 17.

>>81658946
my cat is 18 and still healthy

>>81658946
mate's got a dog that's like 15 and the fucker really doesnt have much of a life
he's not "put him down" worthy yet, but hes gotten deaf and his hips are gone

honestly a cat dying is fine as long as it had a good one and didnt reach the point of being fucking miserable, much like us humans i guess

>>81658862
>moped gets stolen a month ago
>call 999
>they say its not an emergency so i should call 111
>tell them everything on 999 anyway
>two weeks pass
>get a letter saying there are no more leads and the case has been closed
>few days pass
>gps on my moped comes active
>gps company says if i give them 100 quid thell tell me and the police where it is, i reluctenly give them the money
>police collect the moped take it to station as its now evedence
>week pass
>email police asking if i can have my bike back they yes yes and thell be in touch
>week passes
>email them again they says moped is badly damaged and i'll have to collect the bike myself
>organize collection and repar to happen next week
>get letter saying moped has been give to vheical recovery company and i'll have to pay 200 quide plus 19 quid per day and if i dont collect it in a week it will be scraped

The little look on the foid investigator when you leave custody knowing she's not going to get anywhere with this. Just giving you a stare trying to see if you gonna smirk. They truly hope the experience of going in custody for up to 24 hours will intimidate you into admitting guilt. They always pull some shit bail if you're unemployed and make you go to the police station daily to check in. That's all they can do as a "punishment" for a few weeks until the case is dropped due to insufficient evidence.

I love playing this silly game every few years with them because normies make up shit or lie if you're pissing them off. "No you can't just go round recording things in public and not explaining why." Sorry but my rights say I can. Last foid investigator was shaking pretty badly when I was given a pen to write something down and just left the pen on the toilet. She had to go get someone to retrieve it. Not a crime to leave a pen on the toilet is it cunt? Cunt.

>>81658973
Had a ped stolen way back, they came round said yeah it's been stolen, left, never heard of it again, never got it back lol

>>81658885
still ruffled when the police did the bare minimum when a takeaway driver's car got nicked. stayed with him for hours, ringing them back, they kept sending cars but then responding to something else, busy night. a car got stolen!

thief abandoned his bike to hop in the car (GTA-style), police asked me to look after it. they turned up a week later, i thought they'd be doing detective stuff. if all that happened is that a bike was stolen, ring the stickers on it? has the name of the bike shop, some serial number, only reason i DIDN'T is because i thought the police would.

i'm sure it's all hard work and that but when both the crime victim and the police go "ugh. actually, this is a bit of a faff, let's not bother." something is deeply wrong.

>>81658973
Kek. Nice little racket our corrupt police forces have got going on there. I don't know how anyone can have any confidence in the police unless you're literally being beating up with a police officer round the corner. Even then you won't get any justice other than a small amount of money from the criminal.

>>81658956
Based have u had him her for 18 years?That must be nice
>>81658955
>>81658967
Yea...........I think wee dogs live longer than big ones but that might be wrong but i think so

>>81658922
me? i'd be hiding the milk so her breasts DON'T grow.

(i'm an anime watcher.)

>>81658967
Even old dogs can be happy me lid. Mine had its good days and bad days but was overall happy and cared for. If it couldn't feed itself or shit or something then it probably needs put down but if the dog is just a bit slower and has arthritis that's normal.

>>81658973
I guess just be grateful they even fucking bothered to get it, but that's still rancid

>>81658885
>12:07
This lad is a liverpool helperlad

>>81658772
Haha.I think we jst look at things a bit differently sometimes.He probably would understand if i explained it but its a bit heavy to just go on about.

You could honestly go out at 1 am and smash several shop windows in once in a blue moon and you'd probably get away with it. At best, an arrest with no further action for them.

>>81659022
Yeah they can but I mean like when they can barely get around anymore. Like a dog wants to run and chase shit, and I know someone who kept a dog living so long that really all it did was sit down and breathe heavily in between slowly strolling for food.
Just seemed like it was doing fuck all but waiting for death. It couldn't do anything a dog typically wants to do.
This one's still going and fine, but like if he wants to jump up on the sofa you have to lift him onto it, and he keeps fucking throwing himself down stairs as he's thick as pigshit and keeps acting like he's still as young as he was.

>>81659010
>Based have u had him her for 18 years?That must be nice
yes since 2007 xx

>>81659036
>got trouble with me bowels
Kinell

>>81658710
Was hoping it was the autistic spakker with the green trousers tbqh

https://www.immobilise.com/
so is this worth doing if i don't give a shit about the privacy/whatever aspects?

phone gets nicked, police recover it, device ID flags up in this database? is there a better way?

>>81659060
>police recover it
this is where it falls apart

>>81658798
Nigel (DJ) is asking for it too. They're playing with fire these frauditors.

>>81659051
Beautiful x

>>81659060
Best way is to get a cheap android phone instead of walking around with 1000 quid in your hand.

>>81659052
Goes on about how he left a care home too

>>81659046
Sounds just normal elderly dog antics. My dog isn't even that old but his hips are fucked because he was abused as a pup by gypsies. He can jump up to the sofa and bed most times but other times he needs a wee helping hand but I also got a little pair of steps he can use. Depends on the dog's personality too, some dogs are lazy layabouts even when young. If the dog is so senile it's falling down the stairs though I think it needs put down, kek.

>>81659060
Never trust a phone the police have touched mate

>>81659087
i got mugged once and it actually gave my nokia back

i AM going to watch a 1hr 10min video, don't get me wrong. there's cutting so it's not just the raw footage dumped online.

but why is it the length of an actual film? don't fucking start with 'attention spans', imagine this as a documentary.

>>81659096
>If the dog is so senile it's falling down the stairs though I think it needs put down, kek
I'll be honest it's not senility, he was this fucking retarded even when he was young. He just has no ability to ever realise his own issues and just keeps pretending it's all like it was. He's not bright.
They fixed it by moving to a bungalow anyway. It's only cos my house has stairs, we thought he wouldn't even be able to get up stairs, but one day he found it. Then he fucking hurled himself down it. Honestly looked like he was trying to fucking off himself lmao, but then he got up and was too thick to be in pain and was quite happy.

>>81658172
packing clothes for my trip

>>81658231
I pit them all on my netflix "watch list" last night
Mam said wed go to paddington in peru last year but we never did.
Marmalade is ok when it doesnt have bits in it

>>81659118
Kek this is making me laugh. I've two dogs at the moment and one is really fucking stupid and always has been. Fucker barks at his own shadow and howls at the wind. Just imagining a dog hurling himself down the stairs for a laugh like that flying squirrel who plays dead at the vet.

>>81659098
True. Don't use biometrics. They'll force you to unlock it. Only use passwords on iphones (not codes, patterns, face detect etc). Guided access mode enabled to stay in one app only (switch or exit requires password) if you're doing a public video and the police take it. AB is pretty good with this.

>>81659098
maybe there's some spyware rootkit on my phone now, who knows. still would rather get the device back than not (even if it was purely to sell it, better than nothing).

watched that Channel 4 police tower block standoff thing, the IT couple were just scrolling through the bloke's WhatsApp messages. not just the pictures on the filesystem, but every conversation he's ever had. it scary. but oh well.

>>81659122
>packing clothes for my trip

where you going lass?

eva6 wants us to ask where she's going.

>>81659122
where are you going?

>>81659148
Show you might like on Netflix called "Obituary." It only six episodes sort of a dark comedy crime show. Cute Irish lass is the star.

>>81659104
I skipped to 39 minutes in, does the job seems to start at the scene of the interesting bit

>>81659122
>my trip
rich girl activities

>>81659158
on a trip, like i literally just said

>>81659152
>Just imagining a dog hurling himself down the stairs for a laugh like that flying squirrel who plays dead at the vet
Basically he hadnt been to my house before at that point, or it was the second time dont remember. He was stood at the top, looking down at us, like "IM GOING TO JUMP. ILL DO IT." and before we could start coming up to get him he got excited by seeing his owner, started bombing down the stairs, his hips gave out because fucking obviously he's old as shit, and he was tumbling.
I don't really like the dog I must admit, has all the traits I hate, but that was funny as shit and will never leave my mind.

>>81659180
i believe anon was asking the destination

>>81659180
retarded autistic whore

>>81659180
>>81659191
yeah WHERE

>>81659164
That does sound good.Thanx.Sounds a bit like "Prevenge".

anyone here from birmingham? If so suggest some nice areas i can walk to and visit for this summer pretty please. :)

shes going the beehive

why on earth would i tell any of you
>>81659209
lol

>>81659201
>birmingham
>nice areas
oof

>>81659188
Sounds like a right laugh. I find it hard to hate any dog other than pitbulls. Usually a dog is a shithead because of its owner and their shitty training. I do think pitbull breeds are just genetically fucked though. Don't really like people having pugs and other ones that have been inbred so much they are on life support from birth.

>>81659155
It's always best to power down a phone as the data is more secure. Most people use biometrics or PIN which is piss easy to bruteforce. Password only and even then you should do as much as possible like clearing old conversations and avoiding cloud backups. iPhones are best for security. These documentaries wouldn't be interesting if they showed the ones where they couldn't unlock the phone.

>>81659201
>birmingham
>nice areas
lol
lmao even
idk maybe the canal
the botanical gardens are nice

>>81659201
There are no nice areas

>>81659211
why even mention it then

>>81659211
you can just say the fucking country or county or something, i dont think they were asking for an address
why tell us anything then fuckwit, you're such a fucking ridiculous attention whore

>>81659211
Not like we'll be able to track you down if you give us a generic answer like a country or a city ya big eejit. Hope you have a good time anyway.

>back to lowercase posting
Does that mean she is drunk again?

>>81659218
NTA but it sounds like a fucking ballache having to type in a password everytime to unlock your phone.

>>81659212
>>81659221
there's a few ""hidden"" gems like cannon hill park desu
>>81659219
>idk maybe the canal
honestly the canal is nice to smoke a joint but it's pretty dodgy. Friend got mugged for his bike there once
>the botanical gardens are nice
noted

Nice little 7.6km trekkinton

eva6 is such a mong

>>81659227
because someone asked me where i was
prick
>>81659239
i've been lowercase posting ever since i got back from my break

>>81659277
Keep it up big man you'll soon be a string bean instead of a baked bean.

Recommend me a video game.

>>81659274
there's that cathedral where all the goths hang out

>>81659302
Tomb Raider

>>81659302
what do you like
last one i fucking bombed was only short but great, Tower Wizard

>>81659310
the one in pigeon park?

Swear down had this song stuck on my head every day for months.
https://youtu.be/BIG_GVE-KiE?si=-bhE722nEgIWTG8V

>>81659314
yeah pigeon park that's what they call it

>>81659302
Which console?

>>81659311
ASMR thots who pretend to be into vidya are insufferable. Catplant spends every single time just fucking sucking off the same 3 or 4 ps1 games and series.
>HERE'S ANOTHER VIDEO WHERE I PLAY RESIDENT EVIL
>AND FINAL FANTASY
>DID YOU KNOW I LIKE RESIDENT EVIL

>>81659302
Forager. Really cute indie game with a fun grind.

>>81659311
Already played them.
>>81659312
Anything lad
>>81659322
I'm a PC lad lad

Gone off everything recently except books

>>81659302
Dead Cells x

lads i think i have finally figured it out.

so SOME OF THE TIME, i am a special magical person, unlike anyone else. even if i just want to be normal, i'm simply unique, and this is a special connection.
but then OTHER TIMES i am actually just normal, it's not like this was special, she just wants everything to be normal, just like everyone else.

my feelings hurt.

>>81659252
It is but guess you could have a longer timeout. This carries the risk of someone snatching the phone with it unlocked, though. I wouldn't trust any phone anyway from a privacy perspective. I don't own one.

Every time you walk out, it's pinging towers that triangulate your position down to a few metres. The phone companies keep these logs. Apple won't even let you enable additional security anymore for iCloud in the UK. So you can't have your own private key to your data on the cloud. It's protected on their side but they hold a key.

>>81659302
Here's some:
DAKAR RALLY
ROBOCOP
TIGER WOODS
MURDER ON ORIENT EXPRESS
ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON
SKULL AND BONES
WRECKFEST

>>81659349
>except books

>>81659302
My Recycling Center

>>81659339
Then fine, Tower Wizard for a cheeky short indie game. It's cheap and is a cookie clicker that's addictive but is done in like 5 hours so it's not horrific.
Otherwise maybe Golden Light for a weird thing you won't have played anything else like.

>>81659287
what's gotten you worked up today?

>>81659327
True. You can tell her console is mostly a Netflix machine.

>>81659362
All SSM-approved games there de lad, oh aye

SSM on road to masters. He PS5 in life. He Tiger Woods reborn.

>>81659362
>>81659400
That Robocop game is actually class. One of the best modern shooters I've played

>>81659384
she's on the blob

>>81659349
what books do you like reading

>>81659400
>Wreckfest
What the fuck he's actually based

Is that Orient Express game a fucking hidden object game? Can't say I'm into grandma media

>>81659417
>he's actually based
the fat mong could barely work out how to play them lmao

>>81659400
For me it's the video where he tried to play Football Manager
Had me proper howling

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14849909/Our-neighbour-built-TWO-homes-without-planning-permission-going-sit-popcorn-got-bulldozed.html
>The controversial semi-detached homes sprung up on the site of a former pub car park in Bradford, West Yorks, despite original planning permission having long since lapsed. Now locals are demanding action over the 'cowboy' development, which they claim towers over surrounding heritage cottages and damages the area's character.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14847099/American-father-one-built-50k-Grand-Designs-style-extension-without-planning-permission-wanted-bring-slice-California-UK.html
>excavated tonnes of soil from his garden in Bradford to create the three-storey, white-rendered annexe, designed as a home office, games room, gym and rooftop terrace.
Kek what the fuck is going on with Bradford. The first one at least just looks like normal houses, but the lad who built an extra building at the back, it looks ridiculous and even looks like it's not even part of his property boundaries when it's that much further back from where all the other gardens end

>>81659311
She's done the same video again recently. I guess she's run out of ideas. I bet she doesn't have a single platinum trophy.

>haven't spoken to a person in over two weeks
I'm at the point where I'm tempted to join one of those meetup group things for people in my area. I know that long term I'll get sick of them and break things off, but it gets fucking lonely.

>>81659416
Fantasy mostly. Getting on a bit now and just don't enjoy most things like I used to, not sure why, it's not intentional or pretentious or anything, just have a sort of fatigue when I try to play any game or watch anything, but a good book keeps my interest for whatever reason

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14858091/Princess-Andre-18-Daughter-Katie-Price-Peter-Andre-celebrates-milestone-birthday-glam-photoshoot.html
Happy birthday lass

>>81659434
>and even looks like it's not even part of his property boundaries when it's that much further back from where all the other gardens end
you don't understand lad, he's got the planning permission

>>81659433
I remember that stream kek.

>>81659400
i assume these have been sold to cex for a cash injection?

>>81659311
corr that areola. I wonder how much shagging she does with the bf. Once or twice a week I reckon.

R*th should get into gaming instead of consuming alcohol

>>81659450
I haven't spoke to anyone but my parents and the police mongs for like 15 years.

>>81659480
Neither of them had planning permission, I reckon the first one might get away with it. Second lad has been given 3 months to demolish pic related

hey anon wanna come over and smoke meth and have wild choking sex

>>81659510
What a horrible jew granny name that is.

>>81659487
They are long gone. He bought of those games on two different occasions too

Gna have 2nd shower,,avec the patch on jst like in the morning,I wonder if it affects how it works but it definitely doesnt make it slip off or anytbing so no wonder it gives u a rash when you think about it

walking on eggshells around eva6!

>>81659527
>hey anon wanna come over and smoke meth and have wild choking sex

ok Taylor

Laura would never make all of her socials private because some incel was discussing her on 4chan. She isn't as petty.

>eva6 called me a prick
it over

>>81659545
I haven't had a shower once this year I think. I am sweaty but I don't feel all gross.

31c tomorrow

>>81659545
You wearing a tranny patch now? Didn't know you were transitioning.

Said hello to eva6 a few hours ago and she never responded. Even thought she said hello to me first.

The official britfeel twitter account has been recognised by Rachel Riley

>>81659582
"hello blad"
"hello eva6"
"hello blad"
????

>>81659571
>>81659582
She's been acting weird lately. Dunno what's wrong with her

>>81659571
I suspect she's underage tbqh not sure she should even be posting here.

>>81659582
>crying about your e-girl online relationship

>>81659578
Have to go out in it tomorrow I dont want to. Another mental episode is creeping up on me once again which I have no control over.

>>81659586
obviously you dont say hello again you autistic fuck

>>81659614
so wtf was i supposed to say?
i said hello, he said hello
end of story

>>81659586
Hello eva6. Thank you for responding. Im joking by the way. Enjoy your trip.

>>81659565
She's a mature, confident 24-year-old woman. Other uglier bints have confidence issues.

>>81659585
cooorrrrr, moving up in the world
will she mention britfeel on countdown?

>>81659619
literally anything, why else would you say hello

>>81659619
You doin' alreet there de liss?

>>81659619
"how are you" perhaps???

autistic people don't have to pretend to be autistic.

>>81659623
i am younger than 24
>>81659641
just ackowledging people i think it makes people happier
>>81659646
yes why

>>81659579
Keepin it on the dl x

evens i drink a beer
odds water

>>81659656
>just ackowledging people i think it makes people happier
sounds like you need to acknowledge YOURSELF atm

>>81659656
>i am younger than 24
Those lads weren't even discussing you

>>81659576
Yea..............................................................................thing about your own scent you dont notice it after a while

is everyone just against me today or something

spammers ruined this whole general wank cunts!

me? testosterone patch on one arm (to become more of a man), nicotine patch on the other (to calm back down)

>>81659680
be nice and we will too

>>81659661
Didn't mean that derogatory but reading it back tranny patch was a bad choice of words. I support you in life whatever you do. x

>>81659680
you're acting like a brat

>>81659680
Dont think so its probably one person causing trouble, should have I kept my mouth shut I was only a little joke.

>>81659680
you're the one who snapped at people.
zero irony or anything, you have issues, i hope you are/become well. don't have a go at my /britfeel/ friends.

Think I could do with testosterone, always been short and put on weight on me tits, belly and arse and can't grow a beard.

>>81659677
tell that to me noticing my office chair

>>81659711
bmong does this as well
has a go at people off trip then cries victim when he gets it back

>>81659691
Something ave learned recently is that nicotine doesnt relax you.I know i know i know.But listen it doesnt........i learend this from my audiobook.Thats how ave quit nicotine.Logical thinking.Saving so much money already.
>>81659701
xx

>>81659720
>always been short and put on weight on me tits, belly and arse and can't grow a beard
why do these things matter to you?

>>81659728
Havent posted off trip in a month. Also I do not respond to myself or create drama here, not interested in it.

>>81659744
you've been caught doing it loads of times

Ckin ell lads is the sun making people a little bit melty tonight?

Think I need to go to a doctor for anxiety. Any lads done it before? I imagine I'll just get palmed off

>>81659720
same but then i got worried about my penis not working, they measured my testosterone, it's average. doctor seems reluctant to give me the number (asked twice, ffs), just that it was in the normal range and i have nothing to worry about. it's ageing/depression.

so, what WOULD happen if i took SOME testosterone-boosting drug?

>>81659745
Like 3. Out of well over 2-3000 posts. Not exactly loads.

>>81659760
what happend to make you think you have anxiety

>>81659728
>>81659745
he's owned up to it though. if anything he catches himself and apologises right away.

tbqh i think he OVERDOES this. bit like explaining a joke. but overall, it's sweet. no need for you to now have a go at him.

Just found out my city has a Facebook group where you can message the owner and they'll post on your behalf about someone hot you saw in public

Basically if I see a fit bird or have a small chat with one and then we part ways I can message this group and they'll post and see if she sees it and gets in touch

Spent a good 30 minutes scrolling looking for someone describing me with no luck

Fuckin' bullshit page anyway, they're all dickheads tbqh

>>81659769
You're known for doing it though. Just sums up the type of person you are.

Think eva6 is just sexually frustrated. Heat can't be helping either

>>81659805
I just think has that terminal curse of female

>>81659760
yeah, they're fairly straightforward about it. but what do you want? waiting lists for therapy are over a year, and under the IAPT thing you're getting CBT (not for me but it might be for you).

medicine-wise they don't like to give out benzos any more. 100% understandable. but i feel like they're a bit too quick to give you antidepressants because they've also been shown to help with anxiety. doesn't matter if it's situational/social anxiety, here's some fluoxetine.

That bastard in the vape shop never had my best interests at heart...........ITs sick when i think back, he viewed me as a addicted cow to be milked bc of my weakness jst a slave for him to profit from even though the tstuff he was selling to me was never good for me. Well 99% of the time i bought vapes online but i dont know what vapeclub employees look like so i can only go off the guy in the vape shop/.I went in there if i was in a real pinch from royal mail n had to get something asap.Nd hed be like that."Not seen you in a while" Yeah like............."Youve been less of a addicted mong wasting money in my poison shop! Whats that all about!" Aye............i can see clearly now
>>81659760
The 1st time i spoke to a dr. properly about it she prescribed Propranolol which was a game changer for a while.Beta blockers.IT slows your heart rate n stuff. Dont know if theyd maybe be more about therapy these days.But that helped me.

>>81659805
>>81659812
we are all the same.

there is a hot tub where i am going but im not sure if i want to go in it and bring my swimwear

>>81659578
have a comfy week mr cmbyname lad hope sofa turns up soon <3

>>81659788
he only owns up to it when he's been caught out

>>81659769
a lot more than 3 lad. People even recognized your posting style off trip because you do it so often

>>81659789
had a good chuckle at this one lid.

>>81659349
>recently except books

Ruthless bastard got money in the bank bc of my illness.

>>81659834
Mike Angelo has a nice cock

>>81659828
can't you just talk to your parents? give them a ring?

>>81659859
im going with my dad to a cottage/cabin

>>81659867
why isn't your mum going too

Time to go vegan lads, for the animals

>>81659836
>he only owns up to it when he's been caught out
this is normal though. piss off with your "only sorry he got caught!" nonsense. adults are talking.

>>81659784
Won't get into it, and I'm very embarrassed by it, but I just know.
>>81659813
Mmmhm. Thanks for the advice. You went to them for it? I'm not sure what I want/need apart from not wanting to feel the way I do.
>>81659821
>The 1st time i spoke to a dr. properly about it she prescribed Propranolol which was a game changer for a while.Beta blockers.IT slows your heart rate n stuff. Dont know if theyd maybe be more about therapy these days.But that helped me.
I used to be on propranolol for migraines when I was an early teen. Never really noticed any anxiety relief, but they didn't really help with preventing migraines t b h

>>81659874
my parents are divorced

>>81659874
eva prefers getting molested by a guy

>>81659878
lad no one likes insincere apologies

>>81659887
im sorry to hear that

>>81659890
she is open to lesbianism

Dont know even what to say with all these allegations. Dont really have the energy to respond to it if im being honest. Dont act like you are a saint lid.

What's this I hear about Eva going Cottaging with her dad?

>>81659891
true, but that's how the apology came about, isn't it? get caught stealing, you feel guilty, you apologise. obviously you wanted to steal and get away with it forever, when you stole.

Blad doesn't strike me as insincere in the slightest. last lad i'd say that about.

>>81659760
your first step should be looking for talking therapy providers for your county, can be more helpful than the gp since they are usually useless
generally providers will offer you cbt after a month or so of the less specialised therapy, it can be good for finding out what makes you anxious

i'd say hold off on starting on any ssris, i know people who benefit from them but i think they've only fucked me up in the long run

also helpful if you have more focused hobbies you can get on with in your free time, i find stuff like gym can help with clearing your head

good luck lad

this eva's a right cow

Crossy having a sad few days.
something eating away at eva6.
trolls attacking Big B.

it not rite. it not rite at all.

>>81659936
whats she done m8

spackers are always constantly apologising for everything because they've learned it's like a permanent get out of jail free card. You see it in those nonce hunter videos or true crime police interviews all the time. Whenever they get caught they instantly admit everything and say sorry and think they can just go home afterwards with no consequences because that's how it works for everything else in their life

>>81659867
10 minutes ago you didn't want to tell us, now you're telling us the destination and bringing up the hot tub for attention
also he meant in general, instead of shitting up the thread with your autistic attention whoring you could just talk to your parents

>>81659941
ate all my grass.

Drinking Eva's clitoral piss

>>81659941
acting the cunt

>>81659914
atleast i think it is a cottage, but yeah, i am going cottaging with my dad
if else im going cabin-ing

>>81659944
I wonder how many nonce stings get abandoned for every one that makes it on YouTube at least 5 to 1, maybe 20 to 1

>>81659882
>Won't get into it, and I'm very embarrassed by it, but I just know
fair enough, all the best

>>81659944
if they were that good at it, they wouldn't be the ones you notice.

open a window, anon. turn on a fan.

>>81659957
Are you aware what cottaging is? It's prowling for anonymous gay sex in public toilets.

>>81659979
why the hell is it called cottaging

>>81659954
>>81659948
when did they start posting
i havent been here in about 2 years

>>81659909
Has he been eaten by the cats?Was there always 6 cats or they ate him n had weans later?Ppl say that about cats n dogs that theyll eat you if you die but id be quite ok with that if my cats hungry n am dead then thats how the cookie crumbles

>>81659962
want the footage of their fuck-ups, tbqh.

alexa what's the etymology of cottaging

>>81659922
When you're sincere though you don't keep doing it because it reminds you of feeling guilty the last time. When you constantly apologize for everything but never actually reflect or change your behaviour it comes across insincere

Strange how McDonald's is always packed now, at any location at any time of day. Whe. I go there are always about 20 people in the queue in front of me

>>81660004
want to go halves on opening a location with me m8

>>81660004
Always about 10 brown immigrants with deliveroo bags in mine.

>>81659991
There will just be loads, people that' aren't retarded, people who don't engage, people who shut the door in time, people who fight back

>>81659990
i'm fine with my body being eaten, 1. i'm dead and 2. it's going to happen anyway. keeping my pet alive is the best thing i could do, there.

but the worry is walking in and finding someone who's been chewed away at. stories of finding dead neighbours because of the smell and that, awful enough, don't want a dog in the mix chewing the body's leg off.

>>81659990
Dont know mate just found it on Twitter and thought it was cool. Apparently thats true and has happened in the past where pets have eaten their owners because nobody feeds them when they die.

>>81660000
even if it's a completely empty apology, what if it's learned helplessness or something?

difference between "oh no please don't hit me i am scared i'm sorry" and "heh, i'll play the PART of an 'oh no, i'm scared' type, heh heh."

>>81660013
i hope you get reincarnated as a brown immigrant with a deliveroo bag

so depressed I have no clue what im doing doing

>>81660037
Evidently.

>>81660037
whats this about

Always been rooting for Pete Doherty.

>>81660037
>worship mommy

how autistic are you all?
this whole time ive been assuming youre all completely fucked spergs

>>81660014
some are more aggro than others, they always say it's a citizens arrest, but why don't the nonces just leave? do random citizens have the right to block/box someone in like that?
"i'm not TOUCHING you though, am i? it's not like i'm HITTING you" - bully shit, don't care if it's a molester or a murderer

>>81660055
I work a 9-5 without issue

>>81660055
Uhhh well fuck you!!!!

>>81660055
im just a mentally ill man living at home with my mum and im almost 30

getting wasted on heroin just like pete doherty

>>81660055
Do you feel at home?

>>81660055
i think not everything is a diagnosis, autism is a specific thing. you can just be awkward, without it being oppositional defiant disorder.
that said, me? about a 6.

Yank cannot stand /britfeel/ but we are more powerful than they can ever imagine

>>81660055
read this as kinship rather than hostility.

maybe this is proof i have the autism.

one day you'll make your last post on britfeel and won't even realise it

>>81660087
HelperLad alone controls /britfeel/, and half of /r9k/ (rumoured).

>>81660055
Only ones I've seen actually say they are diagnosed autistic are Helper, DVDlad and Blad (could be wrong).

suck my cock you fucking fanny x

>>81660037
reminds me of the gigglygoonclown from kiwifarms all that time ago

>>81660087
I'm american i like you guys

>>81660077
yes lad
why i keep coming back

>>81660090
wonder if the 4chan ban will come before kidney failure.

>>81660108
helper is not autistic. just a massive weasel cunt. born into system bennie scamming fags

>>81660067
thats fucked lad
i want to kill myself after a day at my job

Not played video games today. Not in the mood for it.

>>81660052
Hes rooting for cream cakes n sausage rolls by the looks of it but to be honest I had a soft spot for him in the 00s but am not sure anymore, he makes me anxious as an entity
>>81660108
Am diagnosed

OH WHAT BECAME OF THE LIKELY LADS
XXX

angry penis-lady poster, are you drunk again?

Gaining weight because of Haagen Dazs vanilla ice cream? It's called we do a little low IQ Peating. Patch 2.0 the game devs have added irl jiggle physics.

>>81660055
I don't even think that word means anything. Besides I'm extremely sensitive and aware of social rules/cues/energies. Stifling actually. So probably not at all insofar as it exists.

>>81660088
we're all friends here lad

>>81660108
Yes diagnosed. x

me? i can't be autistic, because i am an empath.

>>81660141
Didn't know you had autism too thought maybe schizo or BPD. Pete has replaced Heroin with cakes. Whatever keeps him off the hard stuff is alright with me. Still put in a good show at Glasto today. You're right though as a person he is an anxiety producing entity.

tastiest snack goes to...

eva6 do you think you can restore your relationship with your parents?

A cat is a obligate carnivore,so if youre somebody that was a cat in a past life e.g. its your spirit animal its arguable that u dont have a moral duty to be a vegan like other ppl do that their spirit animals is a badger or something

eva6 are you fat

>>81660169
cor these are good. don't want to upset any weeaboos but the chocolate on Pocky is utter shite, maybe chocolate is just like that in Japan.
other flavours? fair enough, but Mikado actually tastes nice.

Yanklass knew the score

>>81660174
do you think eva6 is a 38 year old bloke maybe

>>81660161
Misconception that autistic lads don't feel empathy. Sometimes we feel it too much but a lot of aspergers lads lack empathy I find. They just lump us all into one basket nowadays anyway. Pretty much ASD or ASD + Learning Disability.

I have had a few lager chargers x

eva6 has a crush on her dad

>>81660136
I like my job and it pays well.

>>81660168
Thats what happens.With drugs n smoking.They dont help weight gain you just pick up more food to replace them once theyre gone.Learned from my audiobook.x

>>81660134
he's diagnosed lad

>>81660197
eva6 is in her early 20s, she said

my spirit animal? sloth.

not just the laziness, also the drugs.

>>81660214
lmao his benefit scrounger parents got him sorted as a baby. generational begging from the state. should be binned the lot lol x

>>81660182
no i am underweight but not too much

>i listened to an audiobook so im an expert :3

Is Peep Show really as good as people say? The constant referencing people do online is really off-putting. Seems a bit Reddit-y

>>81660204
whats those lad

>>81660236
It's so good I wish my life was like it (it never will be)

Do you autistic lads feel more connection with other autists or does it make little to no difference?

>>81660234
post tummy desu

>>81660214
Helper also seems to have major alcohol addiction issues as well as some sort of severe personality disorder (delusions of grandeur etc.).

>>81660055
i've got the aspergers, can mostly get by/have a job, think most people can tell im a bit "off" but cant put their finger on why - i dont tell anyone i have it

>>81660236
the perspective makes me scared when i watch it desu lad

>>81660235
Who is this post aimed towards?

>>81660248
Naming pictures of the clown bank robbers in the dark knight "HHL loyalist" is next level delusion

>>81660236
It is overrated like a lot of those shows but that doesn't mean it's still not very good. I think the only problem I have with it is I can't handle a lot of cringe humour and it has it quite frequently. That's just a personal taste thing though.
Really the show is well written assuming it's your thing. I'd recommend it.

>>81660236
Yeah it was ok as a show but I agree with you on that, I have never been one for randomly referencing tv shows unless they are really good, and peep show was ok, not really good

>>81660238
Stella lager mate just proper Stella piss down your neck I been drinking a lot recently not sure why I stopped

>>81660236
It's shite just like everything else David Mitchell and his talentless footlights nepo mates did

>>81660252
sound, sometimes i think im mentally handicapped

>>81660236
I watched it from beginning to end and really enjoyed it. Like any long running show it has its ups and downs but the core is good.
>>81660244
Depends. In the autism groups I've attended before it can be great when you meet someone on your level in terms of interests but I find you need one domineering sperg to lead conversation otherwise everyone just sits in silence. Soundest lad I met just would not fuck up about Fire Emblem bless 'em.

>>81660236
yeah it's pretty good, go watch it, don't worry about Reddit/internet referencing,

>>81660072
that's how I'd describe myself but I'm a wizard
don't think I've got the tism

>>81660269
ive had 2 kronenbourgs from the petrol station and im ready for bed

another new fred

>>81660285

>>81660236
It's shite, just like everything else in the jew media is. Read actual fiction books if you want to enjoy non-pozzed storytelling.

>>81660282
>you need one domineering sperg to lead conversation otherwise everyone just sits in silence.
This is lit what our group is like every week,the whatsapp as well

>>81660215
wheres the evidence lad

>>81660265
>I can't handle a lot of cringe humour and it has it quite frequently.
>the show is well written
these. can't stand The Office and the like.

>>81660224
Sloth,panda,snail,turtle,Koala.All cuties

>>81660055
I am genuinely diagnosed, was so from a young age and both of my parents had been diagnosed from a young age as well so I'm a verified mong but at the grand age of 24 im actually doing fairly well for myself, despite it being so fucking draining and I feel like I drag myself over broken glass daily and am looking forward to eventually not waking up. Got a stem masters, got my drivers license yesterday, got an alright paying civil service job and an antisocial gf. Been fucking hard to do though.

>>81660236
4chan will say its crap because they are contrarian wankers, its not a bad show.

Like the Chinese lassie in twkken that has a panda. But Alisa was my fav

We're in new fred, crossy

Link game at bingo

>Two lines for 1 grand called in Inverness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7X0TCbVevc

Quite the kinographic new model this, is it not

Kinorrific, even, arguably