Thread 81658306

NEED TO PEE BUT MY ERECTION WON'T GO AWAY IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES!!!!!!

>>81658306 (OP)
>30 minute erection
what?

You can still pee with an erection. Just sit down and try to not have it touch the inside of the toilet

>>81658324
>sit down to pee
WHAT?

Ayo y u watchin animu at 8:53 in the morning

>>81658342
Yes, it's the gentleman's way. That way you don't pee all over the bathroom and yourself when your stream splits in two

>>81658314
what? is that uncommon?
>>81658324
ew no thanks I would rather wait
>>81658343
it's 10:48 am for me!

Let if rip brother

You have reached the end of your free trial. If you don't have sex your penis will remain in an erect state and you will be arrested. It's your fault for refusing to have sex.

>>81658395
you think I don't want sex? I want sex!!!!

>>81658371
are you < 25yo?

>>81658360
>stream splits in two
WHATWHATWHAT

>>81658306 (OP)
Just pee with your erection on

>>81658438
I recently turned 26 actually

>>81658447
impressive actually

>>81658438
>>stream splits in two
Yes. Many such cases

>>81658466
really? neat! :D

UPDATE: my boner went down and I was finally able to pee.

>>81658486
Next time just go in the shower and blast the glass/porcelain

>>81658508
I don't feel comfortable walking around the house with a boner, what if someone sees me?

>>81658619
ask them for sexual assistance so the boner will go away

>>81658645
I live with my parents!!!! what's wrong with you?

>>81658728
whats wrong with me? uhh nothing boss ...

>>81658728
Why didn't you ask your mom to help you?

>>81658812
hmmmm...
>>81658822
listen while I do have a mommy kink I don't want to fuck my actual mother

>>81658829
if you have a boner and you want it to go away, then im just offering suggestions, you would give honest consideration if you were experiencing true sexual frustration, but you take the liberty of jerking off to anime girls, so you will never know this suffering, how about you just let me fuck your mom for you

Third hottest thread on the board rn

>>81658872
to be fair, a lot of us experience boners, and yes some of us need help getting them away, for example i need help getting my boner away by shagging OP's mom

>>81658855
what? I am sexually frustrated but I don't have a gf
>>81658872
thanks :D
h-hey did I mentioned I can grab my erect penis with two hands?

>>81658889
my mom's fat btw

>>81658920
>>81658926
at this point i don't care, once you hit a certain level you will have sex with anyone, God alone is holding me back from fulfilling these evil desires

It's funny how we take it for granted and even wish it away but those were the best times of our lives...wasted on being incel. One day your boners won't come anymore.

>>81658989
thank you gramps, but to be quite honest, the boners only serve as a mere temptation, a taste of the fruits of effort that has yet to be put forth, and they only serve to distract me from what i really must do

>>81658989
I don't take my boners for granted

>>81659007
It's an indicator of good health. You don't understand what it does to you mentally when you realize that your erections are no longer regular.

>>81659733
getting old sounds really bad